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I'm alone, bored, depressed as fuck.
Any recommendation of a movie (Anime/Western) of cute happy love.
Thanks.
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Back door sluts
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>>16461731
Re-watch Trigun. If you're that depressed it'll take more than a movie.
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>>16461731 like crazy
500days of summer
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I hung out with my sister's friend and she told me how many guys she fucked (6), and I told her that was disgusting. I was genuinely sickened and made a face, telling her she should be ashamed of herself. She burst into tears and called me a bastard.
I don't get it, she seemed proud when she told me. What gives? If she didn't find it wrong or shameful she wouldn't care.
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>>16461657
I'm pretty sure she expected a positive reaction out of you for some reason. That's why she's upset. But don't worry about it, I don't even think fucking six guys is disgusting at all but I still think randomly bragging about fucking 6 dudes is gross. She learned an important lesson today.
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>>16461657
I think she reciprocated nicely, you offered no reason why she should be ashamed and she called you a bastard and cried because you insulted her for no reason.
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>>16461657
AHAHAHAHA
you fucking roasted her dude, girls most certainly don't want to hear responses so... 'candid' to put it lightly.
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/adv/ I recently got married. I have been trying to convince my wife to go to the gym. She used to go with me over the summer every now and then but not she just makes up excuses. Her college offers a really good gym. She has a belly that hangs. I don't mind the belly and the extra fat. I find it hot. But I am conscious that having a belly hang like that is a sign of being unhealthy. She also doesn't drink much water and is always getting UTI's. I grabbed her belly yesterday and explained to her that it is unhealthy and to join the gym. She got defensive and told me that I think she's fat and that I married her because I liked her facell and that I didn't like her body but that I knew an ugly body is fixable blah blah.
What can I do? She's been mad about it all day
Pic related
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>>16461445
Show her titties
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>>16461454
This desu
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>>16461445
How did you expect it to go when you married a chubby girl OP?
If you married her with the intent to change her then I have got some bad news for ya. It doesn't work, and trying will quickly frustrate you.
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I've been with my girlfriend for a year now, and things are going very good.
So how do I end the relationship after a year or so? I don't want to spend my entire time with only one girl.
Please beta-males, don't tell me to hold on to her.
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>>16461365
>calling other's beta
>can't leave a girl
top kek troll my friend someone will fall for it
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>>16461380
bear with me, that some1 is me
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After a year or so you go "Hey it's not working out, I'm breaking up with you, bye"
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Tinder constructive critisism 2015-11-14 15:29:33 Post No.16461329
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Tinder constructive critisism
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Can we get a Tinder thread going? Need some feedback on my bio and pictures.
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I think I need a new main pic. Which one is best? Also I used to have a joke in my bio but it was lolsorandum bullshit so I took it out.
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Is it possible to fake normie if you're physically incapable of actually being one?
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>>16461304
No
You were either born normie or you weren't
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>>16461305
How hard is it to just impersonate one?
I'm gay and apparently like 60% of doing normie shit is about having a wife so that part's out of the question though.
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>>16461304
You're posting 9fag images
You're already a normie, dummy
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my wife has grown into a cold, absolutely crazy, unromantic bitch, occasionally getting horny and fucking me - but most of the time just sits on the couch/bed complaining about how difficult school is and drinking
we let a ukrainian girl who moved here escaping war move into our house a few months ago and we have grown close, really close. (always happy, she cooks, cleans and goes out with me while wife is away for school 4 days a week)
i realize the faults my wife possesses, the coldness and sadness she carries with her.
how do i come to grips with realizing i married someone who may never be happy, despite having all of these things that ive provided for her (house, stability, financial cushion etc.)
and how do i push back the feelings that i should kick her out of the house next time she opens her mouth about me not doing enough for the house (cleaning mostly)
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this is literally what marriage counseling is for
also, if you want her to fuck you more, act like your 18 again and just feel her up around the house, randomly whisper in her ear that she's sexy. give her really deep kisses that you abruptly cut off, etc.
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I think you're learning the wrong lesson from the Ukrainska. You shouldn't be realizing "there's better opportunity out there."
You should be realizing that in her country, men actually captain their households and their marriages. They take responsibility for the health and well-being of their families. That includes stopping those people from making bad decisions from themselves. Your wife needs someone to grab her puppet strings and stand her back on her legs. Be a husband. Take care of your family. That maid of yours might even start to recognize something familiar about manhood in you.
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>>16461298
assuming this is not bait, shes pissed because of the other woman you moron.
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>female friend i kinda like keeps talking about how fat she is
>she's average and actually attractive
WHAT do i say
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>>16461293
tell her sex is a good way to burn calories
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>>16461295
Nothing lewd
Shes a christian
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>>16461301
that's gross
Tell her to pray to Jesus for a better body I guess
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Girlfriend's past is making me hate her 2015-11-14 12:16:29 Post No.16461127
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Girlfriend's past is making me hate her
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So for the last few months I've been with my girlfriend little by little she's been telling me about her past. I've noticed that every time she tells me about her past I can only think the worse and it always seems to get to me and have this feeling of hate towards her. She's not trying to hide it from me, I just hate asking or talking about it. The whole reason I react this way is because she's the complete opposite to what she "used" to be and it disgusts me
>started drinking when she was 11
>told me she used to hang out with a bad crowd
>started smoking when she was 13
>tells me she had an attitude of doing whatever she wanted
>spent her entire teenage years in one really abusive relationship
>broke up when she was 18 and then "gave up on love"
>says I'm the only other relationship she's been in since (we're both 24 now)
>despite that she's had a lot of one night stands, from what I can tell
>is really good at having sex and I can tell she's done it so much that she doesn't even care about it anymore
>wouldn't be surprised if she lost her virginity when she was 11 or 12
The thing is, when I met her, everyone always told me she was a good girl, that she doesn't really see guys and that she isn't a slut. She even tells me she's not like that, but I think she really underestimates what a slut is because all her friends are actually massive whores. When I met her and what I see of her now is so sweet and innocent, but when I put the pieces together, it really intimidates and disgusts me what she used to be.
I don't know what to do. I really love her for who she is now, but I can't stop thinking about her past before me, so much that it's making me moody all day with her and she doesn't know what's wrong with me and I just can't explain it to her. This shit shouldn't matter to me because she's changed, but it does and I can't help it
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>>16461127
break up with her but only because youre shitty
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>>16461127
It's her past, and the fact she's changed from it means that her past doesn't matter.
Were you hoping she'd be some sort of angel throughout her life?
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Men have a natural distaste for promiscuous women and it's make sense because statically speaking promiscuous women are more likely to cheat and also they would be terrible mother!
put an end in this relationship as quickly as possible.
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Why would someone pretend to be two people on /adv/? 2015-11-14 11:16:39 Post No.16461038
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Why would someone pretend to be two people on /adv/?
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2015-11-14 11:16:39
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>Person A posts
>Person B posts and claims to be a different person than Person A
>Number of posters stay the same
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For the keks ?
Maybe they are trying to bump their thread without seeming like a shamless faggot ?
Obviously they're new to 4chan cause they dont know about the fucking couter with the info.
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>>16461060
>Maybe they are trying to bump their thread without seeming like a shamless faggot ?
This happened in a thread that I created though.
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>>16461105
Refer to
>>16461060
>for the keks
Welcome to 4chan new friend
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The last few weeks my gf has been acting funny. Every time I see her she looks upset, then when I go to ask her whats wrong she puts on a fake smile and says everything is ok. Been with her for 2 years... anyone had this kind of issue?
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>>16461007
How can you be sure it's a fake smile? Do you never daydream on dumb things sometimes, then snap out of it when someone talks to you?
If someone says they're okay, why would you doubt them? Do you think they would lie to you?
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>>16461022
Are you 12 ?
Have you ever dated / been commited to a woman ?
They (90% of them) want you to either guess whats wrong or already know what's wrong...
Is it chilish ? Of course
Is it ever going to change ? Yea when they are 30+ and realise that playing chilish game like that is pointless
OP
Ask her whats bothering her.
When she smiles and says nothing is wrong, call her out on it.
Say:
We have been together long enough for me to tell when something isbothering you. Just tell me what it is...
If she persists with the "nothing is wrong" story then there are 2 options.
1) nothing is wrong
2) something is wrong and she dosent want to tell you what it is.
Try to be dominate in this. Dont just say "oh, ok then." And live on.. stay on it untill you get a conclusion to the convo.
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You won't like the answer.
9/10 times girls do this when they're pining for or thinking of someone else.
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>hook up with a girl
>take her home
>fuck her
>want to do some kinky weird shit
>not sure how
are you meant to ask her first? or just go for it?
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Talk about it first.
You can't just tie someone up or stick in their pooper without talking about it first.
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I suggest at it with my body part first, then ask.
Flip them in doggy.
Start rubbing their ring.
>no complaints
Slide a finger in
>no complains
Pull dick out rub head on ring
>no complaints
Start pushing it in, ask if she wants it.
>no complaints.
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>>16460959
I would definitely ask first. next time the conversation turns to sex ask her what's the kinkiest/nastiest thing she wants to try
be prepared with your answer as she'll probably turn the question around without answering
There's a girl in the other room. Quick what do I do?
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>>16460913
Stay on the Internet, watch some porn, then come back to 4chan to complain about said girl.
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What do I do. She's in there by herself
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>>16460918
Who is she?
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Girl I like friendzoned me when she got a bf, I guess she friendzoned me from the start and I just didn't know. But I told her how I felt about her a few weeks ago and kinda stopped talking to her, now she said she misses me and wants to hang again. Tuesday she was off but I gave her an excuse, so she said let's hang today and I said okay, but I didn't text her for most of the day and later I was like 'what happened to hanging out?' And she said she fell asleep waiting for me to text her lol. I was kinda glad about that, because I don't really want to see her if I'm only going to be her bitchass friend.
Why would she set aside 2 off days in a row to hang out with me if she's got a bf, and why would she keep talking to me if she knows I had a crush on her now? Doesn't that seem kind of cruel? I was almost over her until she hit me up and started texting me again. Now I want to see her because I'm missing her, but at the same time I don't want anything to do with her because it'll just hurt, and that makes the wanting to see her part hurt more.
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Pro-tip: learn to make your intentions clear from the get go and learn to physically escalate her. Disregard whether she has a boyfriend and disregard whether he is going to throw a shit about it. Friendzones happen as a result of not making your intentions clear. You want to be more than friends with her, great. What you are going to have to do now is project that intent onto her through your eye contact, your body language, voice and speech (toss in some sexual innuendo to get the ball rolling). Si
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>>16460806
Even now when she's no longer single?
So next time I tell a girl I want to be more than friends way before I even get to know who she is and form a connection?
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>>16460834
You don't tell it to them upfront, you implicitly hint it at them through your actions and speech.
How good is growing up and realising relationships don't lead to happiness and that no sex is better than bad sex? Growing up ITT.
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>>16460778
>Can't get laid
>Tries to rationalize his failure
>Still wants pussy
/thread
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>>16461589
>/threading one's own post
I bet you like your own comments on Facebook.
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>>16461591
I don't use social media. Try again.