I get made fun of in school by my "friends". They call me fat, ugly and that I smell like shit that was once I came in with my dogs shit in my pocket. When i go home I instantly go on in reign of kings and laste my life away. My "friend" hacked into my Gmail account and saw that I sigh up for hardcore porn websites the next day he put the emails up in the school hall by projectors I got beat up school because of that. I quess what the question is what should I do? I find life empty and pointless. (Also can you tell me if I look ugly I'm worried about it)
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Serious question: are you a guy or a girl?
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I'm a guy. Also a reason I get made fun of.
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I started talking to this girl at my highschool and I started liking her but then her super jealous boyfriend steps in and gives me this. Idk
/adv/ should I tell her about this? Has anyone dealt with this? Plz help.
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Yeah you should tell her the level of crazy she's gotten herself into by giving a guy her passwords.
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And you should reply to that jelly beta that you're thankful for the new conversation topic.
You see her outside of electronics right?
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OP here. I was thinking that I might look like a pussy telling her then her telling her boyfriend.
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I need some advice on figuring out what the fuck is going through this woman's head. I've spoken to friends and it hasn't gone anywhere. At this point I just want to know or at least figure out what the hell could even be going on.
So I met this chick 4 or so months ago at a job training thing. We hung out a lot and were hitting it off well. People were starting to get the impression it was going somewhere and so was I. We'd hang out 1 on 1, talk, do shit. A guy from there sent me an email a couple months ago asking when he could expect the wedding invitations, joking obviously, but still wondering what our relationship had developed into.
When the training ended and we got sent to our assignments (I'm being vague about this because I don't want to explain) I asked her to hang out and she like always said, yea totally. Then she sent me an email saying "Sorry if I am misjudging here...but for the chance that I'm not I wanted to let you know where I am at. I have only friend type feelings for you and that's all I'm looking for. I want us to have a good year and think this might be important to clarify." Wut?
So a bit later I asked her over for a movie, just as friends, just to try to let whatever keep developing. She said she'd love to come but only if other people came over and that she doesn't want to do anything with me 1 on 1. I'm welcome to come over and hang out with her and her roommate or have her over if there is other people but no 1 on 1 interaction. The fuck?
So I back the fuck off and stop hanging out as much, only go over to her place with her roomate maybe once every two weeks. Then just today another guy told me I should give it a shot again because in a talk he had with her shes looking for a relationship. So to explain the situation we are in a bit more. There is nobody, nobody reachable or within 100 miles that is REMOTELY within either of our age ranges other than each other. Because of this he thinks I should try again and I did too.
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Obviously she doesn't have the feelings required for a relationship for you.
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So I asked her over for dinner. She said yes and very energetically/all the things we could talk about and do ect. Then she emailed me again after the fact. This is up to the point where all my friends I've asked wtf is going on have followed me, past this point they don't even know.
She emails me saying I "caught her off guard with the question" and I should just come over to her place instead because "she doesn't want to be just 1 on 1 with me." So I pressured her asking if shes worried she thinks I will try something or WHAT? To which she replies "I'm not worried but I just don't want to hang out just the two of us." Then the last part, the icing on the crazy cake. "Sorry I cannot provide a further explanation outside of what I have already given you, but it will have to do I'm afraid. Sorry."
She is intentionally choosing her words to be vague and confusing...I don't even know what to make of it. The most I got out of my friends were from two of them: "she's insane" and "sounds like she is playing weird ass mind games I'd have nothing to do with her"
Is anyone here crazy enough to understand this kind of crazy and make sense of it? At this point I just want to figure it out for the sake of it.
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I'm an average looking guy but a bit chubby, I work and I'm not a NEET anymore. But I still dont know where to meet girls and talk to the. It's driving me insane. Everyone says they can't go a month without sex I've been a virgin my entire life. What can I do to change this?
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Friends, if you still have them, are pretty good (not trying to be offensive there, but that's the bluntest way I can put it) maybe get back in touch with some people you knew/know from school, try to get them to +1 you to parties or something. Socializing is really the only way to get into something quickly, asides from online dating apps and shit I guess.
Get some nice clothes, and go outside. If you go to conventions like ComiCon or whatever, you'll be sure to meet people with mutual interests (provided you're interested in that sort of shit).
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>>16460557
I don't have any friends that would go to parties, most of them are as neet as me or worse and still get supported by their parents. I don't have anyone to reconnect with from school so I guess I'm fucked. I tried dating apps but I either get no responses back or the conversations are really short. I went on a date with one girl but she stopped talking to me a bit after.
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>>16460538
You have a job; therefore money.
Hire a high-end escort, treat yourself, brother.
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Hey /adv/,
Broke up with my girlfriend 2 weeks ago and she's posting erotic pictures of herself on tumblr. What the fuck.
What does this even mean?
>Inb4 dump, or what's her tumblr
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It means she's not your girlfriend anymore so she can do what she wants and what do you care? Ya dingus.
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As far as you're concerned, nothing.
For the rest of us I call that an improvement. More girls need to get risqué. Yeah yeah, I know, it follows you forever and some future employer will see your tits. Seriously though is every person a professional? Lots of people push paper for their whole lives. For all we know OP's ex is going to be a waitress until she's too old to carry a tray. Some girls have to come to terms with a future which won't be concerned with her history and just parade theg oods.
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>>16460540
This.
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Are there any lifelong bachelors on here? I'm heading that way at 28 years old with no intentions of marriage or having kids, I don't even want a gf or pets. Is there real stigma down the road? I've already got family badgering me about being selfish. Do any of you think it is truly regretful? Opinions?
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31 yo here. Yes, there is stigma. What's your reason or being one?
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>>16460535
That's a tough one to sum up. I'm very selfish when it comes to relationships I never commit to them fully because I'm so apathetic towards the company of others, it always feels like I just tolerate women to have sex with them and I don't like that. I run my own business and I'm a greedy bastard, I don't want to commit to raising and paying for another human being for 20+ years. I don't want the burdens of responsibility and I'd rather pursue my own interests is what it boils down to I suppose
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Bachelor here, but mid 20s. Gave up on relationships because I never wanted kids, and value my independence, and neither of those things seem to fly very well with relationships. People just generally shake their heads and tell me I'll change my mind, and I had a doctor refuse me a vasectomy, but I haven't encountered any professional stigma yet.
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I never roleplayed a day in my life. So I was talked into RPing, but I don't know how to start it off, and the partner doesn't either. So how would one go about starting it off.
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cont. We already know we'll do any kind. We just don't know how to start it off
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Dress up as a cop with a Halloween costume and just act the part from the moment you meet up.
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How about you act out a scene from shrek is love shrek is life, or we can just act out something else, but let's save the games for later ;D
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So I made some profiles on some dating sites
And have been getting a few of matches and messages but never message anyone back . So I finally decide to message someone back today. I messaged this girl before I went to take a nap . Woke up and realized what I sent her isn't exactly the right words for what I ment and I sent her a fucking emoji... I hate hate HATE texting or talking online.
Is there any way to salvage this or should I just say fuck it? She is actually very attractive so I really want to.
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Ask her if she likes netflix and anime
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>>16460528
Ever time i come to this board for advice i can't get a single serous answer.
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>>16460541
I was being serious if a guy asked me this I be showing him my figure collection.
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A couple months after our friend got out of a relationship my wife and I propositioned her for a threesome. She turned us down stating that she isn't into women and what gets her off during sex is being one-on-one intimate with just one other person, that a threesome just doesn't sound appealing even if it was her and two men.
A couple months after she turned us down she started flirting with both of us hardcore. She kisses my wife on the cheeks and lies in her lap when we are together, rubs my leg when we are sitting down - she was never all touchy feely like this before. We don't know if she is trying to send us signals or if this is just who she is - she was with the same guy for the three years that we have known her.
What do you guys think? I wanted to ask her about it but my wife just says that she is a cock tease and doesn't want to give her the satisfaction of knowing we still want to fuck her.
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Go for it
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>>16460491
Go for what?
What I meant when I said that I wanted to ask our friend about "it" was that I wanted to ask her about the flirting. The woman has been in a relationship for as long as we have known her, we don't know if she is now down to fuck or if she just likes touching people.
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>>16460519
For asking her if she's down to get down or not. If she turns you down again, nothing was lost.
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Heya /Adv/,
I hate my future mother in law and she is a malicious bitch. I want to know how I can either get her to stop or to get revenge.
After me and her son made our engagement announcements, she insisted on we all getting onto family plans (phones, car insurance, etc etc).
I was hesitant because I knew she hated me. But the father in law and my fiance thought it'd be a good idea. So I agreed. Heck, I figured it would save me a few bucks. This was all done last week, new plans were made. Everything seemed hunky dory.
So tonight, I drove my boyfriend's car like I normally do to get groceries and I got pulled over by the police.
"someone" had annonymously called the police saying that my boyfriend's car had been stolen by his girlfriend who was not on the car insurance and that I had taken the car without permission.
Went to jail today. I just got released because I posted bond. I have to go back to court at the end of the month because I was "stealing" my boyfriend's car and was driving without insurance. My boyfriend is still unaware of what happened because he is still at work at the hospital and can't take calls until he clocks out in 4 hours and his dad didn't answer his cell today when I called from the jail.
This bitch did it on purpose and I am pissed as fuck. She is trying everything she can to make us breakup but to have me thrown in jail is beyond low.
How do I deal with her?! I was naive and thought that she had added me to all their family plans. I am now learning that I had been excluded from everything.
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>>16460469
She's more than culpable in this situation to be guilty of illegal and deceptive acts
But you're prob not gonna file charges against your boyfriends mom so, completely drop her, maybe him if he's too much of a bitch to control his old hag
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>>16460469
What'd you do to piss her off so bad?
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Report her for slander, harassment, framing and fraud. She get in shit for what she did.
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Where do I meet people who aren't fucking babies? 2015-11-14 06:01:29 Post No.16460446
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Where do I meet people who aren't fucking babies?
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I'm like, a pretty edgy guy. I like to live life on the edge. I shoot from the lip. I have a right to free speech and I ain't afraid to use it. You grab this bull, you get the horns.
I like being a buffoon. I like to say stupid things with the knowledge that they are stupid and I like when people laugh at them. But today I alienated yet another group of people because I said something one of them happened to find offensive, after they, collectively, probably made hundreds of remarks that other groups would find abhorrent.
I personally didn't really care about the things that they said. Some of them offended me personally. But I saw through it. They weren't bad people. Some of them had their mean streaks and were quite prejudiced against certain groups, but that's OK. Nobody's perfect.
So why is it that they cannot extend me the same courtesy. I didn't even mean what I said. I was deliberately behaving like a bigoted idiot. But they took it at face value and now I'm some kind of a monster.
And this keeps. fucking. happening. Deeply flawed individuals will air out their prejudices and politically incorrect edgelord bullshit all day long, but when someone else does the same thing, but it relates to a group they are part of or a belief they hold, suddenly they poop their pants. It's infuriating.
Tl;dr: Why can't anyone take a fucking joke anymore?
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>>16460446
Plenty of people can take a joke. You just spend too much time on the internet and you think that the whole political correct movement is real rather than just a clickbait online ad campaign.
Make friends in real life, that would be my advice to you.
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Anon this is the price you pay for acting like an idiot. A clown is suppose to be funny but when they cross the line from being funny to being a dipshit they will not be be well received at all.
Imagine a jester who is suppose to entertain the king. He does it and the king laughs making him quite liked. The king is an asshole who disses other people and is an asshat but he wants you to not be like that. He wants you to hold a special value of being generally funny. You can't be dipshit when you are a jester because people don't want to be reminded of how bad they are.
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>>16460458
They are real-life friends. And the only reason I felt comfortable saying these things was all the juvenile bullshit that came out of their mouths on the same level as my dumb joke.
One of them explicitly referred to transgender individuals as "faggots" and nobody, myself included, batted an eye. It wasn't really cool, but whatever. People aren't perfect. And that was that.
But for those same people to completely ignore something that could be devastating to a member of the LGBT community then get their panties all in a bunch at my stupid joke is just infuriating.
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What should I do with my life? I really hate college life because 95% of what I'm learning is useless and not any sort of applicable skill.
I'm able-bodied, female, and good with following directions. I have a part time job right now in order to help my mother and myself live comfortably, but I really wish to find some kind of technical occupation to finally lift the burden off her shoulders. I'm not averse to schooling, it should just be relevant. I don't want three years of fucking filler anthropology or other bull the fuck does a welder need that for?
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>>16460395
Welder's have many health problems lol
Do a criminal justice degree like me and the amount of jobs with pensions that open up is fucking ludicrous
Or join the navy or air force, they're cushy as fuck
I'm doing army but that's a lot of work not everyone can put up with
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You think of doing engineering? I am dead serious, a girl in engineering can have all the guys helping you out provided you whore yourself out a bit?
Serious answer is information technology.
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>>16460404
both of these fields sound like I need to continue sitting through disgusting time waster classes, is this really the only option for youngsters nowadays?
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Have faith in Christ 2015-11-14 05:37:56 Post No.16460377
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Hebrew 13:5 - For the Lord has once said, "Never will I leave you, never will I forsake you."
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You are sopposed to ASK for advice motherfucker.
Shake my head to be honest family i cant beleive i share the sae religion as you.
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>>16460377
that's fucking bullshit OP, satan said that i know i was there cunt 1v1 me in rust
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hebrews is a non-canonical. the author is unknown. thus nothing it says carries any validity. anything christ was purported to have said in hebrews that isn't fully supported in other scripture is a fabrication
going to kill myself in the next few days
got $2000 left in the bank
should i buy my mother a nice necklace or ring?
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Way to make her feel like shit. I would prob kill myself if my son did that shit.
How about figure out your issues and understand that lows are apart of life. No matter how much you feel like its been years of the same shit. Count your fucking blessings and start working out fuckboy
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Why would a dead man care about material possessions? As far as I am concerned you are going to be a statistic and nothing more.
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>>16460337
How do you think your mom would feel if you did that to yourself? Do you think a necklace will make her happy? Don't you think seeing you happy would make her happy instead?
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>Meet hot virgin with a Masters degree
>Shares 90% of my interests
>She signals to me extremely heavily that she's interested
>We go out
>Only date a couple of times, her awkwardness is agonizing for both of us in spite of her outward interest
>I pick up on her lack of social skills in this setting pretty quickly
>The stakes are super high because she's very obviously assessing me as a future husband from the beginning of date one
>I find myself getting slightly nervous, but no spaghetti falls out of my pockets, at least not compared to hers
>How a hot, well educated chick with so many interesting hobbies manages to be a virgin is now painfully obvious
Was this a one off or what? How to find a girl like this who doesn't spill so much spaghetti?
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She isn't a virgin I would bet on that anon and her painting you as husband material is just creepy.
I say ditch her. She sounds a little off and so you know the rule of not sticking your dick in crazy.
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>>16460335
she's prob a psych major, ammiright?
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>>16460341
As far as I can tell she went from being overweight in college to recently slimming down and becoming hot. She doesn't even pick up on when guys are hitting on her most of the time.