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Hi /b/
How hard is it to overthrow a third world government. How much capital is needed and how hard is it to equip a rebel group with weapons. I am diagnosed psychopathic and very charismatic. I am very good at lying, manipulating and organizing. I turned my whole class to go from being non-racist hippies to a class of neo-Nazis in just 6 months, I was 15 at that point. One of my "friends"(I use him to my advantage) have military training and will fellow me. He does not know that I am psychopathic. What are my chances of succeeding /b/?
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>>16455485
not that smart because you can´t even seem to read this isn´t /b/
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You're going to get shot in the face

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>>16455485
The issue is not overthrowing the government. With enough money you can hire mercenaries and buy black-market weapons to succeed in any revolution.

The problem is that it is absolutely guaranteed that one of your allies or your own generals will eventually realize that if it's that easy, they might as well kill you and take all the prizes for themselves.

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So I finally managed to get myself a girlfriend, and if I was a normal human being, everything would actually be going great in my life for the first time ever. I don't mean to brag, but she's so attractive that I honestly don't know how I managed to get with her.

There's one problem though... I have mild depression and I think it could be affecting my sex drive somewhat. I pretty much never get horny anymore, I feel like I could quite happily go without sex and I only really do it with her to try and keep her satisfied.

Key word there is 'try'. I have pretty much everything going against me in the bedroom. Low libido, premature ejaculation and erectile dysfunction. The first time we had sex actually went okay, I lasted a decent amount of time and was able to keep it up but the second time I finished from her hand and then couldn't get it back up to do anything else.

She says it doesn't matter but I know it's affecting the relationship and I don't know what the fuck to do. I went to a GP and she just told me it's probably the depression and that I should consider getting councelling. Not really a big help.

>Before anyone says it, no, I'm not gay.
>I don't watch porn or jerk off nearly as much as I used to
>I walk quite a long distance every day so I'd say I get a decent amount of exercise
>I'm not sure it's a biological problem because as I said before, it's not impossible for me to get it up, I have no idea what's going on.

Please someone help me, I honestly don't know what the fuck to do.
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>>16455456
Do you regularly get morning wood?
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>>16455690
Nope, never.
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Ok ok op , coming from a guy this happened to.... Make a smoothie every morning , put a banana or 2 in that bitch , gets the blood pumpin like crazy down there , put some protein powder in that motha fucker , i use to nutt in like a 1-2 mins , with this powder it takes me like 5-7 mins probably longer but i make her nutt within that time and i get bored so sorta make myself nutt. But yeah it works

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I know this older girl, She's 33. I'm 20. And well, We talk nearly every other day. She knows, I like her a lot. And well, I think she likes me too. She just moved into her own place, and she invited me to come visit. Is she just being friendly or does she like me?
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Stop using, so many, commas, Shatner.

There's no way to tell until you flirt with her.
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>>16455421
Sorry, Spock.
I do flirt to a extent.
She says, She's too old for me, But she wanted to meet me in a hotel and "watch movies".

Must mean something?
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>>16455419

This is no different from your average "I like my friend" situation. Visit, act normal, gauge her interest.

You either make a move or you don't. If do, you either get laid or shit'll be wierd for a while between you - maybe forever.

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so adv, I need some help

>meet qt girl
>things going well, possible relationship
>start having protected sex
>tell her I want to rawdog it
>she says okay but that she wants me to get screened for STDs first
>wtf.jpg
>tell her no and that she should trust me
>says she would get one too so it's "fair"
>can't believe she's being so uptight about it
>get into an argument
>she hasn't talked with me since

isn't it a bit controlling that she requires I get one? it's like saying I'd require her to get her tubes tied "to eliminate risk" or her getting pregnant, but I'm not because that would be ridiculous. help me out /adv/
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You're an idiot and she's being semi safe. She's doesn't know who tf you are, you guys are just having sex. Get an STD screening and get over yourself
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Just get tested bitch
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>>16455396
then she should be open to the risk, right? it just feels like I'd be backing down from my morals

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Do you have close friends, /adv/? How did you meet? Is that even a thing after 20/college?

It's been bothering me for a while. I have a bunch of acquaintances - from school and at work - but nobody I'd call a "close-friend", as in "let's crash at my place and watch X" close.

Still on the subject, what do you do on a "normal" weekend?
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A few. My best friend is an old college buddy but I've also made close friends afterward. It was through the same formula I always give people when this question pops up:
- find 2+ new activities with low barrier to entry (cost, appeal, etc.)
- do those activities regularly (at least once a week) with the same group of people each time
- when you're comfortably familiar with people there, talk to them
- invite the pleasant ones to do other stuff with you (hence 2+ activities; use the other(s) as your invitation)
- keep doing stuff and talking

On a normal weekend I hang out with people. I also try to squeeze in at least one new thing that I've never tried before. If neither of those are available I'll go hang out in public and catch up on some media I missed or deferred throughout the week.
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No friends, no.
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>>16455378

Thanks for the reply. Yeah, when I read that, it really resonates with what I see at college: Most of the people who hang out outside school also do stuff together on a regular basis. My hobbies, now that I think about it, are as indivudualistic as they come - music, VG, books.

I figure I'll start looking for some new stuff to do, even if I don't have that much freetime anymore. Also, excuse the spaghetti - never really bothered with this kind of stuff until recently.

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Ok guys I'm hoping you can help me out with this im in a little relationship dilemma at the minute, this may be a long story but I'm gonna try make it as short as possible,
> Be me 7(ish) years ago in school
> Shy kid no friends (I have terrible social anxiety problems)
> Girl sits next to me and always try's to talk to me
> I'm too scared to talk back but I like her, she's the only person in my whole year to make an effort with me
> Eventually I start talking to her
> We sit next to each other talking for several years
> During last year of school we finally start hanging out outside of school through mutual friends
> A few months pass and I find out she likes me
> I've never had a girlfriend before and I didn't know how to react
> I ended up starting dating her because I'm too nice of a guy to hurt her feelings
> We both end up getting bullied at school for dating since she's not exactly the best looking girl in the world
> I tried to hide the relationship out of embarrassment but everyone knew
> We leave school and we actually start getting properly close
> She opens up to me about being physically abused by her brother and uncle and emotionally abused by her entire family
> I find out she self harms
> I find out she starved herself to get thinner for being bullied about weight
> I stand by her
> We start to get really close
> I realise I might actually love her
> A few months later I fall out with my Mom and Dad and have to leave home
> Only place to go is to gfs
> I move in and everything is good
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>>16455295
> So fast forward a year
> Things are going well still
> GF has stopped self harm completely because of me
> After around 2 years of being together relationship begins to die down and isn't what it is before
> Were more like best friends who occasionally do couple things
> Well recently I've noticed this girl
> Similar age who works as manager in a bodycare shop in my town
> She always gives me the eye
> I give it her
> I can tell she likes me
> I like her back
> My GF knows about how I feel since were really open with each other and she admits the other girl is cute (my GF is bi btw)
> Recently due to my social anxiety and depression I havnt been feeling too well and my GF has helped me through this and I appreciate it greatly
> However i still dont feel too well and I'm still suicidal
> This girl in my town is a 10/10 in my eyes, she's so perfect
> She has a great personality and looks so cute (I'm into the cute innocent look on girls I dont really like hot model type girls)
> I really like her
> I have bad attachment issues so a crush will quickly turn to me loving someone
> I'm literally in love with another girl and my GF at the same time
> I really want this other girl but I dont want to leave or hurt my GF
> Where would I live? What would I do without her?
> Am I just overthinking it all?
> I really want both these girls in my life but I know I can only have one
> My GF who I love so much and I couldn't live without, or the girl of my dreams who is a perfect 10/10 to me
> If I had it my way I would have this new girl but with some of my GFs traits and all of our memories together
> I'm so lost
> Me and my gf also recently brought a hamster together and I love that little shit loads too
> And what would happen to my depression and anxiety without the support of my GF?
> I need help this is driving me fucking crazy
> Wat do?
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First time starting a serious thread so I dont know what to expect
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>>16455295
go for the dream girl, get into a fight with your gf, break up, try not to regret it, regret it really hard, be depressed about it, get over it, realize that she wasn't your dream girl and you didn't love your gf as much as yout thought

what is a nice way to tell a girl you are dating to shave her pussy?

I just started dating we had sex for the first time, she is hot and perfect but... she doesn't shave her pussy and its super hairy...


I don't want to mess things up by telling her flat out shave yuh bush, but I don't know how else to say it?


wat do?

>pic related
>its what her pussy look like
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Learn to man up. As long as you're getting some, hair doesn't matter. Just ask her to trim it up.
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>>16455217
I can't.... hairy pussy makes me want to puke
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Deal with it. Trimmed is superior.

Even if she shaves every day, there will be stubble, and it'll hurt.
It's pretty common to give yourself tiny cuts when shaving, and considering what else is around the crotch area, cuts often become infected pimples or abcesses.
Ingrown hairs.
Increased sweatiness and chafing.

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So my girlfriend (who is also my co worker)of 7 months cheated on me with my manager while she was 2 months pregnant with (who knows now) my child. It started in August and supposedly ended in october. I found out after she had a miscarriage at 4 months and got kicked out on the street with her two kids by her own mother. I don't know if I should forgive her. I really love her /adv/ should I give her another chance?
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No, dumbass. She didn't give a flying fuck about you. Find someone who does.
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>>16455151
If she cheated on you, her attraction to you was already low. If she does come back around it will only be for her and the children's security.

If you love and respect yourself OP. Turn away and move on.
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No, you should not forgive her. It hurts, I know, but she deceived you for a month at least. I would call that long term deception.

People who practice long term deception like that, don't do it for any other reason than, deep down, they enjoy deceiving someone.

In her life, you were here anchor point. Deceiving you was what was getting her off. If she really wanted your manager more than you, should would have left you for him.

But she didn't. What she enjoyed most about her affair was that she was deceiving you. She had a perceived power over you, and reinforced that power over you by cheating on you and still having you. She felt like a puppeteer.

She'll do it again. More than once. And if you have children with her, it will ruin them.

Forgive her, it's in her nature. But don't take her back. Don't be friends with her, and cut off contact.

She will ruin your life. You can move on, there are lots of women out there. I know everyone says that, but it's true. The hurt will pass, and you will forget. You just gotta toughen up.

When you do, you'll feel like a fucking champion.

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Hello adv, need a little help.

I am a girl aged 20, and I am in a LDR with my boyfriend, who is the same age. We both live in eurpope, so time difference was never a problem and thus we could talk a lot. Which we do, we've known each other for almost a year and still talk about anything, even though we don't have much in common. We have met up a few times and it was wonderful, though we never were together for a long time. This christmas he was going to come over to meet my family, and stay with us for two weeks.

However my home situation isn't optimal right now, my parents are divorcing, but my dad is still living with us because he can't afford to move out due to losing his job. My family is fighting a lot and it's quite a bit of drama. I don't know if it's a good idea to bring my boyfriend over here, because it will add pressure and maybe feel awkward. I wouldn't want that to happen to my family or my boyfriend.

The thing is though that we made these plans 6 months ago and both have been really looking forward to it. I have told my bf, his response was that he is prepared for it and that he'd rather meet them now than later, as you don't know when there'll be an "optimal" time to do it.

What do I do
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Is visiting him instead an option?
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>>16455118
What if maybe it helps for solve problems in your family? At least now, if they focus on being nice to your boyfriend or maybe just tryng to look like a good family, they maybe solve their problems.
Idk, in the worst case your family fights but your boyfriend still there with you, so its kinda nice to have someone to be there when you need it.
Also sorry for mistakes, english is not my main language
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>>16455154
It is an option which I'm conflicted about, as I don't want to leave my family for christmas in this state.

Hey /adv/. I'm in my fourth year of college.

Earlier this year, I briefly dated (but did not sleep with) a black guy for 3 months I met at a campus society. We didn't date for long, obviously, but we were probably quite conspicuous around campus as there aren't that many interracial couples here despite the diverse student body.

Thing is, ever since we broke up (realized there wasn't much attraction between us), white guys don't seem as interested in me anymore. I asked a few female friends about this and they told me some white men feel a white girl is "dirtied" if she has been with a black man. Or they feel she's into the big dick thing, which makes them feel insecure (bullshit as I never had sex with him).

Is this actually true? I asked a white male friend while drunk and he admitted it. Said it just "feels wrong".

And if it is true, how do I get back that image of being the sort of white girl that white guys are interested in. It's depressing me now, to be honest.
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Personally, I would like to think that I wouldn't care, though I admit that I've never been tested on that (and am unlikely to be, since I am happily off the market).

But unfortunately, there ARE men who think this way. 4chan is certainly not a microcosm of the dating scene as a whole, but there are enough of them even on /adv/ to prove that they exist, and that's not even touching /pol/. Then again, many of these guys are people you wouldn't want to date anyway.
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>>16455096
Not sure why'd you would come to /adv/ with this given its reputation but whatever.

There's nothing to really be done about it. Some people will care, others wont. Eventually people will forget or new people will come in and things will go back to normal for you.
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>>16455096
>Is this actually true?
no its bullocks

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Help! I'm a girl and just messaged my male friend
>do you think you could ever fall in love with me?

He read my message but didn't reply....
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What did you expect?
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>>16455080
That he would answer...
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Pretty unfair thing to ask and unfair of you to put him in that situation on the spot.

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How do I get over my ex? It's been 2 years and I think of her literally every second. I was sliding through tinder and I just imagined having a conversation in my head with her and I just took a deep sigh and couldn't even look at other girls after. Its been 2 fucking years. The shittiest part is I was the one that ruined it. I'll never find a girl so right for me again. I'm not just an sad emo it's literally actually true.
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The reason why we have a 7 billion population is because we are much more compatible than you think. There will be another girl that is as "right" for you as she was. You won't find her as quickly if you're still crying over her two years later
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>>16454890
2 years is a real long time to stay hung up pal. I broke up with my ex a month ago and it still pains me but there are definitely days I feel better. You need to put her out of yo life son

>block her on social media
>delete pictures/texts on phone
>get on with some extra curricular activities

honestly, don't live in the past man. Things/people change and its not entirely your fault if something didnt work out. Don't wallow in self-pity, embrace life.
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>>16454890
Learn from your mistakes dumbass!
That's what happens when you take shit for granted and I pretty sure you will do sum bullshit like that in your next relation ship, sooo try this,

Holla at her again to see how she feels ,
If she don't want nothin to do with you, then there you go!
Y wast your time?
Look for some one else now !
She isn't worried about you any moar
Soooo GET OVER SOMEONE WHO IS OVER YOU!

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>leading a seminar for other people that pay me by the hour
>someone is calling me, so my phone starts vibrating on the table, obnoxiously
>pick it up, it's my gf
>decline the call, put the phone back and push it aside, say sorry to everyone

>2 hours later, the seminar ends
>I call my gf back, she doesn't pick up
>whatever, could be in the shower or something
>1 hour passes, she doesn't call back, check Whatsapp, she's been online after I tried calling her back
>text her "You called"
>she comes back with "yeah, just wanted to ask you how you are"
>I tell her that's nice and I'm good
>she goes "ok :)"
>I explain that I was leading a seminar and couldn't pick up, ask if I can call now
>she tells that she's busy
>ask if I can call her later then?
>she goes offline
>comes back 2 hours later
>tells me she doesn't have time
>I ask her if she's at home
>she says yes and goes offline
>I just ask her, jokingly, "no time even for a 5 minute chat?"
>no response for 2 more hours
>I just get pissed and text her "this is kinda sad"
>she comes back with "oh, so now I'll know that if I want to simply call you, I rather shouldn't, because then I'm the bad guy"
>I won't even bother responding to that, so I just go to bed

So apparently my gf is so absolutely busy at home over the course of some 6 hours, that she can't even spend 5 minutes for a chat on the phone with me. And when I call her out on it, she throws a fit. Did I go overboard, am I in the wrong and what is this shit?
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sounds like a drama-addict to me...
just see how it goes next time you see her, but more of that shit would be an indication of crazy.
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>>16454899
I think I need some affirmation, just, hypothetically speaking, assuming there's no background to this,
is it fucking normal to not have even 5 minutes for a talk over the phone with your SO while you're at home, perhaps busy, but not doing any lectures or anything that would involve other people in an imperative manner? Fuck.
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Don't feed the drama. Get over it, never bring it up, act as if it never happened next time you see her.
If she does it again, tell her that it's not ok, and if she doesn't listen, tell her that if she wants to continue this type of behaviour, she's free to go and act like this with someone else, but you won't accept it.
She'll either clean up her act and apologies, or she's not worth keeping around.

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Being a wizard in love must be the worst feeling there is /adv/.
Your brain behaves like the brain of a 15 year old, you're being infatuated with a girl; borderline obsession. It makes me really depressed.

Stop seeing her is not an option because we kinda work together. Time also didn't do anything for me. I am feeling like this for almost a year. Yesterday I was out for a drink with her and and some other of her friends. I couldn't stop fantasizing we're together. I drove her home, came back to my home and I was really gutted. I really can't describe with words how I feel.

Is there anything I can do to stop feeling like this? Is there anyone who knows this feel?

Just need someone to talk with.
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Did you at least make a move?
Does she know you're interested?
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>>16454854
This girl only accepts my invitations when there are going to be other people coming.

I tried like 3 times to ask her casually to go for a drink or to see a movie and she always says that she's busy. But when I call her and say "hey me and "random common acquaintance" are going for a drink, wanna come?" she always accepts.
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Hey OP, Its clear as day that she isnt interested, and when a womans says shes not interested, she means it, You should probably stop seeing her altogether. Get your mind away from her. Try taking up a hobby or meet some new people.

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Every time I have sex with my gf, when I enter her, she says that it hurts her, like its tearing her apart, but after initial penetration and few thrusts it doesn't hurt her no more. We are both firsts for each other so we have no prior sexual experience.

My question is, since she always feels pain when I penetrate her, is it because my penis girth is too small, cuz if it was big wouldnt I have stretched her by this time already? We have sex regularly, 2-3 times a week and penetration always begins with her bieng quite tight. My stats: Lenght 6.6, Girth - 5.0
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You're shit at foreplay
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More foreplay.

She's not worked up enough. The vagina naturally expands the more aroused a girl is.

I think on average I'd spend about 15-45+ minutes of pure foreplay with most girls, just slowly escalating bit by bit.
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Lube and get her really horny first. Also, let her ride you so she can controle speed and penetration

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