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Okay, so this is going to be a real fucking weird thing to bring up but I was wondering if maybe I could get some advice here. I'm an 18 year old dude in my senior year of highschool right now and I've known that I've always really wanted to do bondage (I think I'm a sub but I'm just some stupid kid so I'm probably talking out of my ass) for a very long time. Most of the time if I ever felt like this, I would just jack off and be done with it. Lately though, my hormones have been getting the best of me and I can't stop thinking about sex and bdsm and humiliation and all that good stuff. Like, it's all the fucking time now even after I wank. I'm a complete virgin and have never been a real relationship before. It's not cause I'm ugly or anything, i'm just really shy but even if I could get a girlfriend or boyfriend, I seriously doubt I could ever bring that idea up to them. Nobody really knows that I have this fetish cause there seems to be a bit of a stigma against it around my area, especially if you're a guy like me who wants to be the bottom. I have no idea how to just get my mind off of this shit. I'm pretty sure doing it would do the trick but I know just doing that with anyone (especially with stupid teenagers my own age) is just an awful, awful idea. What should I do?

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I've got a 10 page research paper due at noon tomorrow. Advice to get me through it?

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I love my boyfriend and we have been together 5 years.

I do not get along with his mother at all (that is an understatement).

She has always been incredibly rude to me and calls me a bitch and a terrorist etc. She went to Harvard Law and she thinks she is the smartest thing under the sun but she is actually a tremendous Biotch who is very rude and selfish. 3 years ago, she borrowed my car and got into an accident and refused to pay the damages and insurance would not cover the damages. She threatened to sue me and fly-in "character witnesses." She also stole money from my boyfriend and then had him put in jail when he tried to go through her purse. I think she is pretty rotten.

My bf is an only child and he has a very intense relationship with her and she still has her talons DEEP in him even though he is 32.

He has asked me to marry him, but I honestly do not want her as a mother in law.

What to do?

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How do I stop being pessimistic and always doubting people??
My birthday was just recent and my friends sent really kind words yet when I invited them to celebrate with me, not a single person replied, ignoring what I said and acting like I never said anything. I guess they could have been busy but honestly, even a 'no sorry anon we're busy but thanks' would have been fine. Then, my crush said they liked me, but i can't help but think that its just a cruel joke.
Am I just over thinking ? I can't stop feeling like I'm just the disposable friend and nobody really gives a fuck if I were to disappear from their lives.

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>Exam tomorrow
>Started studying a few days ago
>Realized I waited to long to study
>Need a 40% on his exam to pass
>At the rate my studying is going, I'm not even sure I can pull that off

I'm actually fucking panicked. I don't know what I'm going to do if I fail...

Last minute cramming tips I guess.

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i met this chick and she's really cute and smart and we have great chemistry. there is something that makes me wonder if its a red flag: shes really into things like death and burial methods or other freaky death related stuff and he has books about victorian medicine and surgery with pretty gruesome illustrations. she loves to read and reads everything pretty much but these books are just weird. it's not like she talks about these stuff but when i was at her place and saw the books and i mentioned like 'whoa that's something' she said yeah, i find stuff like that reallu interesting

so lads a red flag or not

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So, /adv/, I'm not the kind of man who does this kind of thing, first because I'm not good looking enough to do it, secondI have trouble keeping romantic interest on multiple women, being entirely monogamic. Until now.

I went out with a girl yesterday and today she flat out asked if I was seeing other women. While I'm not actually dating other women, I'm flirting right now with 2 women from Tinder and I have interest in one freshman from uni. I will probably bail on her because no matter how nice she is, I can't stand this kind of question after just one date and after she said some pretty unsettling stuff.

So THE QUESTION IS (TL;DR): what should I do when a woman ask if I'm seeing other people? Should I be totally honest and afford the consequence of looking like some really ordinary and boring man or "hide" with "Even if I was, I wouldn't tell you" or something along those lines? Or anything else?

Note: the woman in question said that she only get envolved with people she might see a relationship and while I'm not dying for some serious stuff, I'm not rejecting the idea either. But she is pushing all the wrong buttons right now.

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What's /adv/ getting their family for christmas? I'm stumped for ideas and could use some inspiration!

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I've posted on here about this before so yes, I am the same guy.

I'm a gay guy that's attracted to giving straight men money and getting treated like a meal ticket or a chump. Though it's sexual for me, it has to be a platonic situation, I have to appear to be an idiot for paying him, and it needs to be one sided - he benefits, I pay.

I met a guy on CL. After some discussion, we agreed on a deal that made me look stupid and was profitable for him in the long term - I gave him ownership of my computer and he now charges me $50 per week to rent that computer from him. We're also discussing my giving him other things that he can turn around and lease to me. He really seems to like the idea, for obvious reasons, doesn't care that it gets me off, and just has to collect payments once per week. In addition, based on advice from people the last time I posted on /adv/, I tip him 20% ($10) every time I make a payment. He laughed and took the extra pay which wicked hot, so thank you for the suggestion 4chan folk.

If you were him, would this be good enough for you to keep up long term or would you do this for awhile and then move on? For me, it's attractive to watch the amount I've paid him go higher and higher every week and ideally, I'd want him to do this indefinitely. In my experience, most people don't want to rip you off or they start to feel bad. He seems perfect for the job since the first thing he said to me when he realized I was for real and collected his first payment was, "I'm glad people like you exist." Even so, do you think it will get old or that he'll eventually feel guilty? How would you respond if you were dealing with someone like me? Would you do it long term or maybe just take a few payments and move on?

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Give it to me straight, /adv/.
Do I have a chance of ever finding a girl that will like me?

21 year old kissless virgin, never had a gf whatsoever.

6'3"

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so this is my bio, I know it has many mistakes, english is my third language. Any tips? How do i improve? I like my strawberry line

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What are some ways to improve our speaking skills?I have no idea what to say most of the time
and just feel stupid.Feel free to discuss everything about speaking even ways to improve voice etc.

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>no, I haven't been cucked by any woman recently, but the question still stands
Is there any woman that is trustworthy?

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What are some good porn sites

2d, realD whatever but just quality and variety

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I fucking hate the people I work with, its gotten to the point where im on the bottom rung and the shit end of every joke and I think its only going to get worse. I work with a bunch of black people so hood culture is norm and i stand out as a white guy who doesnt constantly make up stories about getting laid. I kinda feel like quitting but for some reason feel like somethings stopping me. I don't need the job and the pays not even that great for the shitty amount of work I do to begin with so why shouldn't this be an easier decision for me?