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If a girl ever approached you, say she's average-looking and isn't fat, would you think she's easy/desperate or would it be more of a relief?
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>>16568696
Easy/desperate takes a bit of time and conversation, simply approaching isn't desperate or easy. Since you gave these option it would be more of a relief, provided the atmosphere is relaxed.
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relief
even better if she is a nerd
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>>16568696
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Boyfriend ignores me constantly 2015-12-15 14:26:44 Post No.16568645
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So my boyfriend has been ignoring my text or calls lately. But he will normally talk in our group chat to our friends. It really hurts that he's leaving me on read and it bothers me a lot.
I spoke to him about it and he normally says "I'm not ignoring you" or "I see you every day I don't need to text you." (I'm on winter break) and he tells me he doesn't want to break up either.
So I'm assuming he wants space because he also doesn't want to play any online games with me.
Would the best thing to do is just not bother trying to talk to him? And if so what could I do to cope with the loneliness? All of my friends are out of town to see family, and when I play a game or two by myself I feel a tiny bit sad.
So thank you for any advice.
Additional info: we've been together for 2 years. I'm 20 and he's 21
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Solution: new boyfriend
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>>16568648
I dunno, I at least want to wait and see him in person before thinking about breaking up. Then I would want some time before seeing anyone else because I do love my boyfriend enough not to move on so quickly..
That's a cute animal by the way.
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Do you guys actually see each other every day? He prob just needs his space after dealing with your clinginess all day.
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Can someone help me maybe diagnose what might be wrong with me? I've tried googling and it comes up with loads of stuff.
>brain fog
>headaches
>fatigue
>low energy and mood
>apathy
>loss of interest in previous hobbies
>palpitations
>oversleeping (tired even after 8 hours or longer of sleep)
>shit attention span
>avoidant personality
>weakness/sluggish muscle response
>tire easily despite regular exercise and good diet
>thirsty very often
>appetite fluctuates weirdly
I've been suffering these symptons for a long time, but they've got much worse recently, to the point where as soon as I can go to the doctor's office I am going to to get an MRI and more bloodwork done. Preliminary tests on my blood didn't show anything really out of the ordinary, but doc reccommended I see an endocrinologist, which I will do in the new year.
I've been seeing a therapist as well in case it's a psychological issue due to some messed up stuff that happened to me a long time ago, but we're not really making much headway.
Obviously a professional will be able to tell me whats up a lot easier than you guys, but I'd love to know what I can do or expect, since I can't go back to the doctor until the new year.
I'm 20, male, no significant injuries that I remember, weigh about 70kgs with 14% bf.
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Depression compounded by poor habits brought on by depression.
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>>16568620
Nice image. How best to get over/past this hurdle ? I just want to be happy and healthy again.
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Go to a GP and tell him your symptoms, hint towards testing your bloods, specifically testosterone/diabetes/thyroid/etc. Get the blood test done and make sure youre in the clear.
Don't really want to touch on the psych counter part. This is a dangerous area to start 'thinking/knowing something' is wrong with you. If the bloods are clear, you more than likely have GAD/depression combo which is very common, last thing you want to do is get all neurotic or worse, take tablets. If this is the case identify why you are unhappy, learn CBT and learn to express emotions. I cannot emphasise enough the downward spiral it causes being complacent or just thinking tablets solve the issue. (tablets will also make you have erectile dysfunction)
You have to participate in your own rescue or you will be a loser.
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What sites can go to, to find women willing to get their feet worshiped by me? I know backpage has a section, but it's very slow. What else? Yes, I mean I pay them to worship thier feet.
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You pay them? don't the tons of amateur free foot worship videos do it for you?
Or do you mean meeting someone irl?
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>>16568616
Not videos.
I want to meet up with a female, pay her money, and then worship her feet.
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>>16568611
............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
/adv/ i got a call from a job headhunter who asked me if i was interested to work at google
i might have fucked up some questions but clearly stated that i was really interested in the position and i wasn't just doing a hit and run
so she asked me to forward her my up-to-date CV and actually suggested an addition because i could add some sql/java skills to it even though i felt i couldn't
that was last thursday, should i send her an email with something like?
Dear x,
Could you possibly know if I should be expecting a call or is the candidate selection period over? I'm very interested in the position and would love to develop myself professionally if I'm given the opportunity, rather than "jumping from job to job".
Once again I really appreciate the opportunity,
signed y
Could /adv/ suggest me what to do?
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>>16568510
Send her an email but the one you've drafted is too deferential. Cut the line about "jumping from job to job" and don't say "once again I really appreciate the opportunity" when you literally said that you appreciated the opportunity in the preceding sentence.
It would be a good idea to send an email following up, but with the mindset of "I really enjoyed talking to you, I'm very interested in the position, do you know when I can expect to hear back?"
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>>16568523
thank you friend, your response is clearly better
i mostly fucked up because i'm very eager to work at google (i don't even give a fuck about any experience on paper, it's just i REALLY like google)
do you think i should do it right now or possibly wait until tomorrow?
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>>16568531
Don't procrastinate, but have someone review your email as you don't seem very skilled in written communication
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My mother likes to play emotional games
> Speech crudely
> Insists with this type of communication
> I try to hold myself but I get angry
> Generates a conflict
> She is a victim / use victimization
> Homely atmosphere becomes heavy
> Cycle that repeats every day
help me, what to do, I can not stand it. I always apologize and feel guilty for something that is not in my control ... something she understands much better than me.
She uses it to control me .. please, what to do?
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Op here
and even forgot to mention that she constantly changes his personality and always creates a justification
"Ah, but.. now I'm sleepy !! hell !!
I just woke up !!
I'm hungry
It's hot
Is cold!!"
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that sounds a lot like my mother
desu I don't know what to do either, sorry
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help me /adv/, pls
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Is it acceptable to sleep with a married woman if she's asking for it? 2015-12-15 11:45:13 Post No.16568394
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Is it acceptable to sleep with a married woman if she's asking for it?
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Last time at the bar, there was a married woman with a kid (she obviously had issues in her couple to bring her kid of 1 year at the bar).
She was probably one of the hottest woman I've talked to. Literally a MILF straight out of a good porn.
At some point she started to get playfully touchy with me (she was pushing me or hitting my hands for example) and after that she asked me if I liked her while making the cliché cute face. Being an introvert, I got very embarrassed (due to her combined hotness, her being married and the fact that she was practically carrying her child while doing this).
I think she was most probably just playing to get some sort of confirmation and nothing would have happened (unless maybe I pushed very hard). Maybe her sex life is not very active since she gave birth or something, but it still got me wondering.
My question is, what should I do next time it happens in a less extreme situation?
If she's hot, looks cool and pushing for it but she's married, what should I do?
Or, anyone with experience with a married woman would care to share it?
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I fuck a married woman all the time
she is my wife so not sure if it counts
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>>16568399
>she is my wife so not sure if it counts
Yeah, I meant a woman married to someone else.
Sorry for the confusion m(_ _)m
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albo bumping
If someone is 17 and likes to fondle 5 year old girls, does that make them kinda a loser? Will people pity said person , or just be really angry and want to hurt them ?
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your the kinda loser that even a suicide hotline would refuse to help
kill yourself today
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>>16568390
Thanks...asshole
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There is no strict definition of a winner or a loser. Everybody has a different definition. If someone's definition of winning is to fondle chests then fondling a 5 years old chest definitely is winning. However I don't think we should be talking about who is a loser. I think we should be talking about the fact that it's child abuse. I don't know about losers, but child abusers are often disrespected, insulted, discriminated, ostracized and killed with bullets to the head.
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I fucked up college and now I'm going to get thrown out on my ass.
Didn't go to class at all, still ended up at least passing everything, but not to the satisfaction of the people paying for that shit.
Can't get a job, not that type of guy.
Could off myself but I'd like to actually give something a try first.
I'm entertaining all sorts of ideas, but none of them seem very practical.
Never thought I'd be in this situation and I thought that if I were I'd have someone better than 4chan to consult, but I guess I'm too much of an ass to be worth anyone's time these days.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
I feel like a fucking moron, but I guess this is better than nothing.
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>Can't get a job, not that type of guy.
Fucking lol.
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>>16568341
I ain't joking man, I'd kill myself before I break my back living and dying like everybody else.
Consider yourself lucky that you have the stomach for it while I consider myself lucky I have the pride to avoid it.
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>>16568341
Enjoy being better than everyone else and being homeless. Delusion fits in well into that community.
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To Vegan or not to Vegan?
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lol
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>To Vegan or not to Vegan?
kill yourself
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I murdered my room mates cat and tossed the body in the river. I feel no regret or remorse for it and my room mate thinks it escaped the apartment or some shit like that. My question to /adv/ is what should I do now? I've never killed anything other than game animals and don't know if my lack of concern for killing a house pet is from my previous hunting experience or just cause i'm sociopathic. Should I see a shrink talk to someone close about or just forget it?
tl;dr killed room mates cat wat do
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Kill yourself you sick fuck
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Now kill yourself you antisocial weeaboo trash.
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jump off a tall bridge or building but make sure it is high enough that you will reach terminal velocity otherwise you'll end up a vegetable.
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I use social media, go to college, watch most watched television shows, like a couple mainstream songs, and socialize with other people.
I come here because working graveyard two years fucked me up, and no one else is ever awake at this time. What's your deal?
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What do you need advice on faggot?
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graveyard shift for ten years in august
no social media, no college, no real friends, etc.
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>>16568222
nice dog!
i love dogs :3
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suicide hotline experiences?
I've never tried one but I'm considering it.
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is it for lolz or you wanna die for real?
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I'm pretty sure calling automatically puts a call out to the local police station. They come get you and put you in a ward before you can do it. It's bait.
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>>16568132
And honestly, idk why. I'd just let you die. People who don't want to be here shouldn't be here, and it's selfish of us to want to keep you here.
There is no turning back. So before you do it, know this, and this is an actual testimony from a survivor who jumped the Golden Gate bridge. The second your foot leaves that ledge, you realize how much control you actually had over your life. But it'll be too late.
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this is probably a long shot but oh well 2015-12-15 09:37:02 Post No.16568114
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this is probably a long shot but oh well
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Does anyone here work in the trades?
If so, which one? Is it too late to become an apprentice at 25?
How do you even get a job in the trades? my local union for the trades takes application once a year and they haven't updated their website in 2 years...
also how's the quality of life with your job? i'm a huge video game fan and i just want to work an 8 hour shift, get home and then play games until it's time to sleep
would i be too tired from work to do that?
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it is too late. your a failure. might as well hang yourself with electrical cable from a strong tree.
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>>16568114
Just work in retail you faggot.
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>>16568117
what did i do to deserve these shitposts
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6.5 inch length
5.5 inch girth
cut
femanons: is this a good size?
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>>16568095
>2015
>dicklets still thinking they have a chance
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You don't need to ask femanons. It is statistically above average by a tiny amount in comparison to global data.
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>>16568095
Oh how cute - just like a real penis, only smaller.