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ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything 2015-12-17 08:28:44 Post No.16575208
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ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything
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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Is it normal for me to go to a club/bar by myself?
Yes. Stop overthinking this.
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking
>Brandon or Female Brandon
Piss off.
>Frog
Also piss off.
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What can I buy my sister in law to get her naked? Also, if it helps me get her in bed, extra points!
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>>16575245
Cheater detected
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Hey girls, benis? Yes or no?
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How do I take in less calories without feeling like shit. I use my fitness pal and it tells me I can only eat 1500 calories a day to lose 2 pounds a week. Im 5'9" 217 pounds and I feel like death. It gets to the point where I dream about food and can't sleep because I am hungry. I have tried eating meat and vegetables but I'm still hungry. Is this really what it takes to have your abs show? Is there some sort of trick to this calories counting thing?
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Forget about calorie counting. The best method I've heard of to lose weight is to eat only recommended portions of carbs, protein and dairy, and eat as much fresh produce as you want. That way, you're filling up mostly on fruit and veges, which generally contain the least calories anyway. For example, if you're eating meat and vegetables, add a small portion of carbs because your body needs those too, and some more veges or a piece of fruit at the end if you're still hungry.
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eat foods that have a lot of fiber, they're generally low in calories but filling, apples are a perfect example of this. Beans and chickpeas are excellent for that as well, its why they're so popular in third world cuisines.
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>>16578775
Increase calories and exercise more. I was eating more than that when I lost weight and I'm a 5'7" female.
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I have no reason to live and I don't know what to do.
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you're not alone there :/
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>>16578649
what's up friend? what's been going on
About to hit the town by myself tomorrow. Any advice on how to approach girls without looking like a loner creep kidnaping rapist?
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Lol it isn't a big deal and no one really cares as long as you are having a good time. Just smile, be chill and make it a priority that your needs are met while you are there.
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>>16578375
>how to approach girls without looking like a loner creep kidnaping rapist
Be attractive. That's the only difference between a creep and a chad.
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>>16578375
Don't be unattractive.
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I fucked up
I dated someone for a whole semester who was just using me and now I feel like an idiot. I don't understand why this keeps happening. I have straight A's in college, a full ride scholarship, a great part time job, I'm not hideous, why do I always fall for guys that just want to smash and dash? I just feel "cursed" in a way. How do I avoid this from happening again?
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By not giving it up so easy, wait it out a couple of months you faggot.
How hard is that?
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>>16578231
but I waited three months? I was still used.
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>dated someone for a whole semester
>smash and dash
the fuck are you talking about weirdo
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Hi guys. You might remember me from the other day when I found out my female coworker has a boyfriend.
Now...for the OTHER female coworker who actually, possibly may like me (she makes a huge smile whenever I see her, and I can feel myself smile just as big).
How do I ask her out when we don't see each other? She got moved to another department, pretty much never goes to mine anymore. In short: there is not any way to ask her out in person, that I can think of.
1. Ask her out over company messaging system (its monitored)
2. Add her on LinkedIn and message her there
3. Something else
Thoughts? I seriously know nothing about her. I was thinking of messaging her something like, "Hey, since we don't really get to talk much at all at work, would you like to go for coffee?" And keep it simple.
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>>16578114
Or stop being a pussy and walk your ass over to her department and ask her out yourself.
Better yet, stop being so desperate. Jesus. So the first coworker didn't pan out, so you immediately begin to obsess over the next one. Try not creeping on people at work for once. Go out to places and meet people, you lazy shitter.
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>>16578119
I actually like this girl better than the one I made the thread about before. And no, I work in a facility with extremely strict rules that must be followed. I have absolutely no reason to go to her desk/department, people don't go to other's desks and chit chat where I work.
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>>16578119
>Go out to places and meet people, you lazy shitter.
I don't do that because I am introverted.
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I lost a bet and will have to be sodomized tommorow.
is there any way to make this less painful I am an 100% anal virgin
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>>16578025
Drug yourself.
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Get drunk or take a shit before it happens.
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that sounds very unsexy, why would you want to have sex when your partner is only doing it out of obligation?
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why do i get so FUCKING mad in league of legends? it gets to the point where i throw my mouse across the room and if i lose i'll insult the other team and try everything in my power to offend or piss them off. i'm 24 fucking years old, why can't i get over this phase
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>>16577975
bump
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Autism or social isolation or both. Try focusing on self awareness or meditating so you can view yourself from a 3rd person perspective and realize how retarded it is to get mad at pixels.
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>>16577975
L+J+A=N?
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what is the best way to make my gf cum
We're both virgins
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>>16577943
You don't. Nobody does it right the first time, especially two virgins.
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>>16577943
Extra Virgin. Well played. Well played.
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oral/fingers
she's probably not going to cum from penetration, and if she's never used a dildo or anything it will probably be painful for her
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Help me I love him so much 2015-12-18 04:02:22 Post No.16577843
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Hi I'm new here, I need an advice.. I met a cute man last year and everything was alright until my ex boyfriend appeared and I fell in some stupid seduction one night. I told that guy the truth because I was disappointed with myself and really wanted to apologise. He didn't talk to me for 6 months and now he is ok with chatting but he don't want to see me again. I'm really sorry and I've been thinking of him all nights.. just want him to forgive me.. help (sorry for bad english)
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fuck off
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>>16577843
facialfetishist
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This is 100% your fault. Women always do this dumb shit. Live with the consequences
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Hi. I just need to get this off my chest and talk about this.
These guys always talk about sexual things even when im with them. Im a girl, and obvious modest nerd. It makes me uncomfortable when they do this.
Today for example me and a couple of boy acquaintances were made to sit in a small class room together. Things were fine until one of the boy's begins to talk about masturbation. They had total disregard that i was there. Im friends with one of the boys girlfriend. It's just obvious they don't care im there at all.
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You think they view you as one of the guys? Is that what bothers you or the sexual shit? It's tough because voicing your displeasure might make you become ostracized. That seems like the only way though.
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So men talk about sex. So do women. Im sure you do too. It's a part of life. It would be different if they were talking about sex WITH you but they're not. They probably talk about it around you because you're just one of the guys
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>>16577817
I feel you should not be hanging out with people like that. They seem disgusting, and immature.
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Extreme shame feelings over nothing 2015-12-18 03:33:13 Post No.16577732
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Extreme shame feelings over nothing
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2015-12-18 03:33:13
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Suddenly I remember something embarrassing from the past and I get extremely upset.
I want to scream thinking of how bad I did on my driving lesson, or that I stuttered making an order at a coffee shop. Little things like these are enough to make my heart race and and change my mood completely.
Does this happen to anyone else?
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Yea. If I'm alone I'll say things like "fuck you, I'll fucking kill you" if I'm remembering something particularly embarrassing or something shitty someone did to me.
Some memories jolt me out of bed. Sometimes I wake up in a punching rage, or a sweaty panic, thinking about bad memories.
I'm only 24, I shouldn't have this much regret.
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>>16577781
Me too, and I'm also 24. I know what you mean by regret; sometimes out of nowhere I get these urging feelings of shame and resentment, not in a way of "I should have said this comeback" but more of a "Man I wish I could have punched that person". I wish there was a way to block this out, I don't think other people have this right?
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im not sure. Either way we should figure out how to stop this shit
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queefs make me sad. how do i keep my vagoo from farting?
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You don't. You find guys who can laugh about it. Or don't have sex. It's your call.
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>>16577731
the bf doesn't care (well at least he says he doesn't) but i just don't like when it happens. it makes me feel gross and like my vagina's a gaping cavern or something
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>>16577734
it literally happens to everyone what's your damage man.
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What are some ways to make about $1000 in less than a week? Willing to do quite a few things.
Thanks
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>>16577606
Have you considered getting a job? Always works for me.
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Suck 1,000 dicks for $1 each.
~Sponsored by /biz/
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>>16577606
100 blow jobs at $10 a pop.
You could charge more if you're attractive, and, or skilled.
I am dead serious. You have limited time and options.
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So I had a little anal sex mishap and Im freaking out.
today me and my boyfriend both finished finals AND its been 1 year since hes quit smoking so we decided to celebrate, he took me out to dinner and what not it was a nice night.
I decided since it was an especially special night for him that we could do and (we've only ever done it a few times before and everything was good)
anyways we get into it, and he pulls out to cum and then he cleans me up and I start smelling something HORRIBLE. and I basically knew instantly that some shit had to of come out, he asked if I wanted any water I said yes and re ran out and went to the bathroom to clean up and even forgot the water when he came back. I went to the upstairs bathroom and it wasn't full on shit but the lube was tinted and it smelt worse then it normally would.
I'm so embarrassed and grossed out. I guess my question is has this happened before and does this normally happen to people when they have anal... and how disgusted do you think hes going to be
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>>16577549
Why the fuck would you plan anal sex without properly cleaning yourself beforehand? That's fucking gross.
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>>16577549
It pretty much always happens if you haven't fasted for 2-3 days and given yourself a mineral oil enema like the pornstars do.
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>>16577574
this /thread