I lost a bet and will have to be sodomized tommorow. is there

>>16578025
Drug yourself.

Get drunk or take a shit before it happens.

that sounds very unsexy, why would you want to have sex when your partner is only doing it out of obligation?

>>16578025
This thread made me laugh after some bad feels, man.

>>16578025
Lube up, fuccboi.

>>16578025
You could get out of town for a little while.

Or, you know, don't do it. You faggot.

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>>16578452
YOU HEAR MEH!

>>16578025
Sounds like you willingly lost that bet, fruitcake.

>>16578417
>Let me just turn on my trip for this HILARIOUS post!
>People need to recognize where all this FUNNY is coming from!

What a faggot.

Prepare yourself by fingering your butt a little. Soap and water make a good enough lube for that.
When the time comes for you to be sodomized, though, use actual lube. It really helps prevent soreness during and after the intercourse.

>>16578773
Oh, I forgot. If you're going to use your fingers, you really should trim and file your nails beforehand. Otherwise, bad things can happen.