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So I want to blackmail a prostitute. I realized I have no qualms with sleeping with a prostitute but I don't want to pay them. I admit this is kind of a fantasy. I doubt I can do this. Or they would go along with it. But essential I am trying to bluff my way into sex. My plan is to call them to my house and take a photo of their license plate and film them with my webcam. When the topic of payment for sex comes up I will reveal I won't pay. I then tell them I have their contact info and recorded proof they are an escort and I will report them. I obviously won't do this because fuck I will get caught for blackmail and soliciting a prostitute, but I will just say they I will edit myself out of the footage and report it anonymously. Do you think this could work?
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read what a pimp is you stupid asshole.
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>>16582112
No, because you pay before sex and if you don't pay she will just leave. Also her caretaker will beat the shit out of you. Also blackmail is a felony so you can be fucked too.
Stop being such a pathetic retard op
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> I want to blackmail a prostitute
> I don't want to pay them.
> I admit this is kind of a fantasy.
So a basic rape fantasy that is turning into a rape reality. Seriously. Seek. Help. And use condoms.
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How do I get stench out of a room?
My bedroom is small and I spend a lot of time in it. To be completely blunt, despite airing it out daily and having great hygiene, it smells like I do- very masculine, spicy and earthy. I don't let anyone into my room because it smells so strongly and I really would like advice on how to get rid of it.
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Whatever you do wont matter. The problem isn't that your room stinks; the problem is that you stink. Stop smoking shit and eat something other than curry.
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Stop living in the room
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>>16581978
Open the window. Spray Fabreze on fabric things.
If you smoke (tobacco) you're fucked. The fumes have impregnated everything and will take weeks of open windows to dissipate.
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Suppose you have a partner that is in college with you. You've been dating for over 3 years.
>they do horrible with classes, barely a C average, literally say they hate school. Always has been that way. Barely happy with their major. Takes years to complete what would normally be a few semesters of classes.
>meanwhile you do great and are set to graduate with a high gpa with a stem major set for high earnings. and wouldn't mind supporting them and would like to marry them one day.
Is it wrong to suggest that maybe they should quit college once you graduate as opposed to you living in your college town with them for possibly years while you wait for them to graduate?
I'm not sure. I would be OK with staying here waiting for them to graduate but I mean...
Just been thinking about it for the future because they just told they failed 2 classes this semester and they even took classes they have a real interest in. And we live together and I watched as they put off studying to watch seasons worth of TV shows. They're really not interested. I didn't pressure them to continue with college with me as far as I know.
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>>16581975
I would not stay with them simply because they cant pay back their debt, and if your SO is a woman, she's a retard for staying in school when she isn't suited for it
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Suggest it to them. See what they wanna do.
Dont force it on them, but explain your way of thinking and that you wanna move out somewhere else together. And that if they really dont like college maybe they should be pursuing something else
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>>16581975
"They" had better be fantastic in bed, because this disparity between your different intelligences, dedications, work ethics and ability to carry on an interesting conversation is just going to loom ever larger as life goes on.
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Anyone had a CT before? What do I have to do?
I'm somewhat anxious.
I'm going for one because I'm suffering from ice pick headaches, migraines and ocular migraines.
My doctor wants to make sure there isn't any underlying issues.
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>>16581923
You lie down on a bed-like thing. The thing moves into the round tunnel like thing. You lie there for 10 or 15 minutes. You may hear some clicking noises. The bed-like thing moves out of the round thing. You get up and go home. The machine prints out some stuff and eventually the doctor looks at it and tells you what it means.
There is nothing invasive, nothing painful.
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>>16582049
Fuck. I hate that sort of shit though, what if I have like a panic attack? ;-;
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>>16582057
If you like tight, closed spaces and sudden loud noises, you'll be fine.
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is it time she leaves? 2015-12-19 09:59:30 Post No.16581873
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I have kids and got shared custody with my neglectful ex. They mean the world to me. after the separation i spent all my time that i could with my kids having a good time, raising them and keeping life simple.
now im in a relationship with a person who has no kids. and im seeing that despite all the overt obvious attempts to appear as if she's all for the three of us, she's really shown signs that she tolerates my kids over all.
i've presented my feelings on the matter previously siting actual statements or incidents and she'll excuse it away or just say 'she didnt know ' and apologize.
i've grown resentful that she actually wants more of my time away from them while they are with me during my weekends.
today was the final (small / petty) straw. we went to see a movie. i treated everyone; i asked what everyone wanted. the kids wanted candy and she wanted to share a popcorn with me.
during the movie while i had the bag i offered my kids some. they took the bag and returned it to me. in the corner of my eye, she regressed into a ball ; crossed arms legs and pouted that they shared any.
i asked her what was wrong - silent treatment.
so i took the bag threw it at her and told her to finish it. the rest of the night she did all she could to 'make up' for it by buying the meal after the fact and trying hard to over compensate for her selfish meltdown.
Im too close to the problem to see if it's petty for me to cut her loose or work this out. we had plans to be married and now im like fuck her when i see how shitty she is to them
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You see, it's hard to have a relationship with somebody that has no kids if you have some yourself. Not because it's hard to organize or shit, but because havin kids is a HUGE step to get rid of selfishnes and immaturity. It isn't impossible, i was lucky enough to find a man that's mature and selfless way beyond his years and experience. But most people couldn't stomach being around kids if they haven't zd any themselfe. Dump her. She still got a lot of work to do. You don't want to fuck up your kids because of some egocentric pussy
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>Threw the bag at her
Yeah, shes jealous, but youre a huge prick.
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she pulls this shit all the time when they are around and i cant really put my foot down and get on her, because i dont want that argumentative environment around them.
i've told her directly before i didnt want anything to do with her; she blew up my phone then came to my house and blew me. then i said ok lets try again.
now im miserable.
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How hard is it to get medical marijuana in NY? All I want to do is be able to grow it. I seriously do need it for medical reasons and I simply can't afford it and my parents would be okay with me cultivating it here, I just want it to be legal.
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>>16581866
If you seriously need it for medical reasons, you'd have one already.
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>>16581876
Lol yeah ok non smoker
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>>16581899
>medical Marijuana.
>i seriously need it for medical reasons.
This implies you saw a doctor and got that advice. Otherwise, you're underage and think because you get nervous sometimes, dank weed would fix that.
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what is up with women being to frightened to take a step forward /b/?
there's this girl
we've met over the course of 4 months multiple times for some days.
she said she isn't over her ex yet and that she isn't ready for a new relationship yet.
fine by me, told her i would wait.
but now she increasingly thinks about her old stuff, resulting in her telling me that we should end it because she wants to get back in contact with her ex.
yet a few months before it started with us, she told me that she had no feelings the one time she met her ex again.
what is up with that?
i'm confused as fuck.
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>>16581828
Just stop talking to her and never reply.
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>>16581828
>she said she isn't over her ex yet and that she isn't ready for a new relationship yet.
fine by me, told her i would wait.
>fine by me, told her i would wait.
>told her i would wait.
lmao
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>one woman did something
>why do all women do this?
Why do men generalise so much?
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>father was the runt of his litter
>found his identity as first, a football hooligan, then a soldier
>6'2" but truly an alpha manlet... napoleon complex
>spawns me
>scrawny as fuck weakling
>like, incredibly scrawny
>but intelligent. attempting calculus and statistics when I was six years old
>this disgusts Dad
>would rather me be a fighter even though I'm scrawny and intelligent
>utterly against my nature
>"go up to them boys and punch one of them"
>punch one of them
>outnumbered, get battered
>dad is disappoint. beats me.
>NOW OUT AND FUCKING LEATHER THEM
>repeat ad infinitum
>have little brother
>beat the shit out of him instead - even though I loved him
>dad beats the shit out of me
>stop beating brother
>dad beats the shit out of me because I disappointed him
>he never layed a finger on any of my younger brothers
>just me
>keep it together though.
>be 21
>he starts argument with youngest
>snap
>level my father
>he calls police and presses charges
>I didn't defend the charges because he still provides for mum and the younger ones
>but he never so much as looks at my brothers the wrong way again
>I'm a martyr for my brothers who are all destined to fail
I actually have nothing to ask. I thought I did but I don't. This is just a vent.
Erm... do I find god or what?
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he never beat any of them
just me
he never beat any of them
just me
he never beat any of them
just me
he never beat any of them
just me
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SAGE
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>>16581827
Out of interest, what compelled you to reply/sage?
The effort to sage was greater than the effort to ignore.
Sage again in your reply. Couldn't give a shit.
Wait........ Your dad left you didn't he?
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Hey /adv/ what should i mix with 151 so my stomach doesn't feel like its on fire?
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milk
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>>16581772
would that taste good?
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>>16581775
Who knows. I don't drink.
All I know is that milk coats your stomach lining.
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Tonight my sister had a schizo-like episode. I met up with her and her boyfriend at the hospital and saw her tapping on her wrist as if it was a smartphone, talking to things/people that weren't actually there, pulling invisible thread from random objects, and other quite crazy things. She'd say "are you laughing at me?" or "be quite or they'll hear you". She was aware of these things that she was doing and would quickly snap back to reality, crying not knowing what's happening to her. She's also quite self-conscious, has very low self esteem, depression, and anxiety. She follows many trends and would be considered a typical white girl hipster. It wouldn't be constant but every so often she'd start having visual and auditory hallucinations in the room, as if she was still at work and believed she was. She's been very stressed out working at her new full-time job and trying to keep her new apartment with her boyfriend. The doctor said this is due to anxiety and stress, so she gave her a new prescription of valium on top of all her other prescriptions.
Do you think it could be the anxiety and stress or is this just the early stages of developing schizophrenia? How should I handle this? It's quite terrifying seeing this happen to someone you know instead of some crackhead.
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OP here
I should also mention that our uncle is a schizo
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>>16581650
i really can't say much and i'm sorry for that. what i've always wondered is how often it is that people are connecting to other planes of existence or entities when people see things like this and i believe it would be worth seeking spiritual assistance along with medication. i read an article about a shaman who visited a psych ward and saw all these negative entities interacting with so many of the patients. he said something about the way the western world handles these people is cruel and not beneficial and that there needs to be more healers
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>>16581674
Thank you for your condolences and I appreciate the reply.
The auditory and visual hallucinations were of her at her job. She believed that she was at her workplace and would talk to "customers" or her boss.
She's been known to have panic attacks and would freak out at the thought of her boss or any other particular stressful social situation that she's placed in at work.
But she'd realize that it was not real and would snap back to reality freaking out asking "what's happening". The slipping in and out of insanity wasn't constant but it's still going on even after she's been discharged from the hospital at home.
I don't believe it had to do with anything spiritual.
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I met this girl I like a lot. We fucked and it was great, after we got done she saw my tats and was offended. She is a black civil rights lawyer and I'm a white guy. How do I explain away my ss tats and lightning boltz?
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marine snipers use the same symbol
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>>16581570
idiot, she's trying to justify not being a slut and she's rationalizing that you somehow, through dick magic made her into one since she slept with you.
Women always do that shit. Just nod your head and go about your business.
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you should be able to outsmart her and manipulate her.
blacks have IQ around 80.
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Is my dream unreachable? I really want to work for NASA. I find the idea of aiding in space exploration interesting and I love space and the universe in general. How realistic is this goal of I am 23 and only starting school seriously?
Also in b4 janitor my question is serious.
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>>16581547
Give up
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....and a different kind of statistician.
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>>16581547
As a heads up, most people don't start working for NASA directly. Most of their work is contracted out, including engineering positions.
Find your passion in STEM and get good research published.
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Help me unfuck my life please
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Explain what's wrong with your life
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>>16581515
no friends, haven't had friends ever.
i'm just tired of spending every day alone, and at 25 y.o. maybe that ship has sailed and i'll just never have friends
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>>16581522
Fix your insecurity first before thinking about friends.
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This girl I fancy works at a store. I'm a little apprehensive about asking a woman out while she's working, especially if I'm rejected it's an awkward situation for everyone.
How much of a faux-pas is it to ask another employee (who I imagine is her friend) if this girl is single? If she's not single, my pursuit ends there, but if she is single, at least I could gleam some information that would have avoided an awkward situation otherwise.
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So the place I used to work out had this problem. Cuties behind counter attracted alot of attention. One kept coming back just to talk....everyday for whatever reason. One day he walked through a fucking rainstorm just to return something that wasnt broken(said it was) just to talk to one of the girls.
It was literally the saddest thing I have ever seen...He had no game either
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>>16581447
She works at a liquor store which I'm at fairly frequently (no, not because I'm an alcoholic but I cook with the stuff). I went to highschool with her so it's not necessarily a stranger basis.
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Thunderthighs
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Incest Inception - Holiday Edition
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I have a recurring dream involving two showers, the upright-"hot tub" kind with a million jets. There are two plump women clearly down to fuck. One's my girlfriend. The other is my sister. One woman to one shower, a clear A/B choice.
To be fair, in real life they're both around the same build (intense hourglass) with some junk in the trunk.
In the dream, as evidenced by some examination, my sister always has the plumper, thicker ass and we end up fucking like two angry marmosets. No idea what happens with the girlfriend. Maybe a fiery explosion.
I always wake up ragingly aroused, fap, and blow like a grenade went off.
She's about to visit home for the holidays, and I'm getting a little nervous. Do I actually have the hots for her? Is this some manga shit? What's going on, /adv/? How do I get off this crazy ride?
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Your brain has noticed that your girlfriend is too closely related to you.
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>>16581383
I'm not sure I follow. My brain has decided my girlfriend is too physically similar to my sister?
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OP here (no, really).
Had that dream again. Sister begged for me to cum inside and knock her up. I woke up fapping and almost instantly exploded.
This is some Freudian shit, isn't it?