queefs make me sad. how do i keep my vagoo from farting?

You don't. You find guys who can laugh about it. Or don't have sex. It's your call.

>>16577731
the bf doesn't care (well at least he says he doesn't) but i just don't like when it happens. it makes me feel gross and like my vagina's a gaping cavern or something

>>16577734
it literally happens to everyone what's your damage man.

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>>16577734
Men are like dogs. Simplistic and easily satisfied. Throw him a bone and he chews away happily for weeks to come. That warm wet hole between your legs makes that little dog happier than most cats (girls) can imagine.

>>16577743
idk man, i just wish my vagoo could be quiet. i have literally queefed right in my bf's face while he was going down on me. i queefed so loud and hard that he jumped, and that made me sad

>>16577754
it. happens. to. every. fucking. vagina.

>>16577761
but what things make queefing more likely to happen? what kinds of stuff is more likely to introduce air into the vagina?

>>16577754
That only happens when you sit on a guys face and facesitting is disgusting gross and for frogs and monkeys.

>>16577726
transition

>>16577761
It never happened to me, or the queefs are so silent I can't hear it.

>>16577734

seek ways to stop the internalization of unhealthy sexual standards. You're not some porn princess fuckdoll, you're a real human woman who sometimes experiences funny but harmless bodily releases

i'm sure there is a blog somewhere that can show you how to love your body, you already have the benefit of a bf who don't care which is generally the first step

>>16577767
while i do sit on his face from time to time, i've never had a problem with queefing because of facesitting

>>16577777
shut up, you liar

>>16577782
Liars don't get quints

>>16577782
the times i queef are when we 69 or when it's just him going down on me. usually it's because he spreads me open too wide with his fingers and i feel the air go in. other times my pelvis gets tilted up and that just seems to automatically make air go in, which i hate because certain positions for me = queefing

>>16577768
what do you mean?

>>16577773
i think i'm decently okay with my body. farting from my vagina just doesn't make me feel very attractive

>>16577793
holy fuck

>>16577794
go to a doctor and make it a penis, should solve your problem