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>>16577821
You can't be too sure. Taste it to confirm.

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Seriously. It was under my sheets.

>>16577833
Call ghostbusters.

>>16577657
How would you feel going out with a 12 year old?

>>16577662
...how does that apply here? I'm not a twelve year old.

Older women need more careful seduction.

You literally just went to her and said "haaaay, i like you :3"

not only are you near two decades younger, you act like it.

You need to be confident, subtle, assertive and responsible so you can mask your age.

Instead of being direct, how about going out with her for coffee during lunch and try to get along with her?

>>16577521
It's only going to be worse once you've been in a relationship and fucked it up. Don't break your kv seal until you can devote the majority of your time to procuring and maintaining relationships for years to come.

I don't think there's a quick solution. You need to meet new people and exit your comfort zone. This'll take time, but if you keep only being around your usual group of friends you'll never feel any different. You have to experience new things.

>>16577521
>18
>How Do I Cope With Being Single?

If you were 30 or older, it'd be understandable. You're only 18, you have plenty of time before you need to, 'cope'. In the mean time focus on improving your life in other ways.

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>>16577498
Kojima mayumi makes great music, I'm surprised you're such a fan!

as for gayms, you can do it but ask yourself: can you push your limits far enough? Can you study game theory, what entertains people? Can you spot trends in popular culture, even predict them? Can you network and sell yourself to a wide range of people? Programming is easy and you don't have to obsess over super efficient algorithms, modern electronics deal with shit code OK. But creating a story and gameplay and putting together the right team or finding a position to be in the right team, that takes social engineering.

Unless you wanna code monkey, you can do that for free at home, there's plenty of tutorials online.

>>16577498
>I don't know where to go, what to education to pursue for. I can't go a game design school, because there isn't any!

You have the internet and the ability to read and type.
Literally the largest library of information ever gathered that, these days, can literally fit in your pocket (and is shamefully used moreso for fapping than anything else, but still...).

I get the feeling that you're just making excuses.

>But here's the problem, I'm from India.
Literally TECH SUPPORT, the country. How can you not get into computer stuff?

Here's what you do, look online about 3d, animation and programming. Learn, practise and do. Multi-skilled.

Start creating a portfolio and do some freelance shit to build a rep.

Use the rep to save up and immigrate, and well as possibly secure more stable jobs in other countries.

Stop making excuses, games design is like any other job that anyone would want - it's a grind, full of hard work (despite the reputation). You want it, work for it.

>>16577534
Tech support!=game design. You're literary comparing ludology in to some kind techno babble. I know there is some techno babble in game design, but there is techno part of the design is here not the design part.

As with website tutorials, I want something physical, tangible. Certificate, diploma. If everything could have been achieved through 'tutorials' then I can pursue quantum physics through 'tutorials'. Who needs Howard?

>>16577455
Stop thinking about yourself and think what you can do to help others.
my life.
shy and socially awkward as a child and teenager.

great familiy life but no goals in life whatsoever. Not lazy nor stupid just no drive to make anything.
Got into a lot of MMORPG, Video Games, anime , etc etc etc and basically was in autopilot IRL.
Downspiral into social rejection ( lost gf, friends, jobs,etc etc, luckily no drugs tho)
Got to the point that not even games music internet, girls or anything that moved me before had any effect in me.
Got counseling. 3 or four therapists that ripped me of and gave no real help
The last one looked at me after 5 minutes and said:
T:I dont give a fuck about you and your problems.
Me:WTF i pay you for that. isnt the point of counseling hearing about my problems
T:No, I have to give you what you need , not what you want.Stop thinking about yourself.
Me:.......
T:Tell you this. Make a plan for next month. make a list of things you want to change about yourself, a list of things you think you CAN change and a list of things thatyou can do with minimum effort.
Make a list of things you can do to help other people, you familiy,friends but most important strangers .
ME: Why strangers?
T:Because you need to get out your comfort zone,if a stranger likes you is most likely because of what you are now .

You wont change if you want to do it right away.Is more evolution than change. Do small things from the list and start crossing them so as to have a feeling of progress. Set deadlines if you want but dont stress too much its a guide not a rule.
Me: ooookey...
T: Do it for a month and come see me again.
Me: Meh.....
Went to my house and didnt do a fuss about it.
I thought she was the typical smug therapist.
dont know why but a few days later i felt like when you posted sad tom there and made the list.
saw an ad about a local animal shelter that needed help and went because what the hell? feeling sorry about myself

wont do me any good right?
Long story short
Started feeding the dogs and whatnot.
dogs dont lie so feeling the happiness and joy of just having food and shelter made me happy
Met a lot of people in the shelter, lot of girls and got a gf out of it (Btw people that care about animals are the best, any girl that likes animals is most likely a lovely person and any man thal likes animals is a big turnon for most women as i found out :) )
After a while I went out more, made some friends and started to think to become a vet (I was 20 at the time).
But i wanted to help people too so i chose to become a doctor instead
Went to college
Met a girl with a passion for helping people.(Mah Waifu)
Got my degree
Became a plastic surgeon
Get paid for helping people out.
House, famiily,waifu, dog , still no children but soon
Pure bliss right now.

And it all started with the girl that told me STOP THINKING ABOUT YOURSELF and start caring for others.
Never got the chance to thank her.
Hope this huge textwall helps you out a bit

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the dog

>get bullied
>develop a super elaborate delusion for why it's not bullying
you need help.

>>16577245
Anon, i didn't find it offensive. I found it funny. By your logic, i also bully people, people bully each other. We're all grown man and we like to mess with each other. The only problem i find is how i don't react to it. I don't get sad, angry or bothered by it. It's fun, i just fail to express it in an appropriate manner.

>>16577250
you just tell yourself you don´t get bothered by things
been there done that
man up or see a doctor

>>16577147
there are so many things wrong with this statement you have no idea.

For one, the military doesn't make everyone alpha. Its a good way to nurture it if you already have these charactaristics but lots of people spend 4 years in getting fucked with the whole time.
2. Tons of 'Alphas' dont join the military because it is not their interest.
3. Listening to a woman does not make you not-alpha. If a bitch is telling you how to make a sandwich and your not listening because she is a chick, your a fucking idiot. she is a chick, she obviously knows more about making sandwiches than you.
4. ect.

You might be a muscle head, but you need to get on your critical thinking skills if you ever want to play with the big dogs.

>>16577161

But you're almost certainly just some beta faggot because that's what most people on 4chan are. So of course you're going to tell me that I should listen to women. In reality, any man will tell you that listening to a woman is fucking debilitating.

Men are meant to be the leaders, and if you're not a leader, then you've failed as a man really. That's why I think I need to join the military so I can learn those skills.

In the military you're always someone else's lapdog.
My idea of alpha would be getting your life together and buying the penthouse suite.

If you think there's mutual attraction, go for it man.

>>16577079
Well, we work together
And she seems to be annoyed at me sometimes

>>16577323
natural flirt don't bother

>>16576903
YouTube tutorials.

>>16576940
link

>>16576903
Exercise, hygiene, and don't dress too horribly- same as a guy except you're on easy mode.

pay someone to kill him then you can get sympathy dick

u got bored
it happens
move on

>>16576831
Just hop on chads dick like your dumb woman brain is trying to tell you

If your place doesn't have a lot of turnover I'd actually recommend to stay back. Fucking a coworker is really risky 'cause if s/he ends up being crazy you'll have to put up with it as long as both of you are at the job.

That said, if you're still desperate enough or she's worth it that much to you then invite her out just the two of you. As in go on a date. Get alone with her. Go from there.

If she declines, she may just enjoy talking to you (that said, how is enjoying talking to you being an "attention whore," dude, don't sound so needy and like a jackass at the same time).

>>16576654
>how is enjoying talking to you being an "attention whore,"

She always talks about herself rarely asks me anything. Low turnover, professional environment but she's gone soon.

>>16576685
Still hard to say whether she's self interested or socially awkward. There are some people at my workplace that only talk about themselves because they're just not good at continuing a conversation.

So a week passes and Ben pisses me off with saying that "at least i have a girlfriend/ i'm not a virgin" so i, probably the worst decision of my life, decide that i would go on full text rage to Amy saying how much i hate Ben and "why are trusting him? He used you" and a lot of really bad shit so the back stabbing bitch Amy screenshots the texts and send them straight Ben's way, so after this i am almost completely disclosed from the group (friends still talked to me but not in the group) for a month or two, even after talking to Ben he completely made a fool out of me and I really dont want to talk to him anymore.

So yea, please fucking tell me what the fuck happened

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Well first off you ranted over text which is number 1 stupidity those aren't private do that in person so you are like 99% sure you won't have many if any repercussions and he was being the usual teenage fuck boy who peaks at high school so you just ignore him and chill with the group even if he is there just basically say that who cares if he is there he'll eventually get the idea and flip out on you or the reverse situation with the texts will happen to him and the group will not like him

>so i suggest a weeks break from each other
the fuck is your problem? That's wildly inappropriate.
>"at least i have a girlfriend/ i'm not a virgin"
that'd be a mean thing to say if you weren't inserting yourself into everyone's relationships. But you were doing that thing, so it's relevant and important that you have no goddamn idea what you're talking about.

stepmom - socks
dad - socks
mom - socks
brother - socks
step dad - socks

>>16576239
dad - socks
mom - socks
brother - socks
step dad - socks
stepmom - 12 inch black mandingo rubber strapon

No but for real.

lmfao

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that's average, she must be a whore used to savage 10 inch nigger dick. but then again I'm a fellow 5 incher here who's never had a gf...

Maybe there is something else wrong with your dick or how you presented it that made her laugh. Maybe it's very narrow like a pencil?

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I'm pretty desperate to get her out of the place she lives in, it's a terrible living situation and it's going to get worse in a few days.

I suggested commercial transportation but it seems I don't have much of an option there, bringing her pet bird along on a plane, train, or bus would be a hassle she doesn't feel like she can deal with and shipping her additional boxes of belongings is something she can't really trust to a company.

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I've been working the past 3 months to make enough money for us to move out, and have savings for us to be fine. I realize this isn't like typical adv threads but I'm pretty desperate for a solution.

I'm messaging people to see if there's anyone my friends or family might know who could do the drive in return for money or something.

>>16575648
If your girlfriend is over 21 and has more than one year driving experience, I believe you can drive in Massachusetts, as long as the requirements for getting a learner's permit in the provinces you will drive through are as strict as in Massachusetts (for example, learner's permit in Massachusetts requires you to be 16. If BC says you can get it at at 15 and you're 15, it won't work in Massachusetts). This reciprocity probably works for who needs to be in the car with someone with a LP.

If she is over 25, why not have her rent a car?