weed just makes me feel shit.
I get pale and dark eye rings. even when I drink and eat a lot. and I feell shit and am still pale the day after and just want to sleep + feel shit.
well, I live in Berlin and just buy it from africans in the park. maybe it is shit quality.
but I also take Cymbalta, a duloxetin antidepressant. I got told that it has no interaction but maybe thats wrong.
If you are going to smoke weed you'll need to just take that drug because you're not getting the full effect and maybe get a new dealer man
Are you even getting weed? Then again, I get it legally on weekends in CO.
What strain? What form (concentrate, flower, etc)? From who? Do you know them?
>>16580514
Why do you continue smoking if you feel like shit?
Could it be white out? How much do you smoke and what?
Any ways to make my suicide look accidental? I don't want to hurt those who love me by making them think they didn't do enough for me, so making my death look accidental would be for the best.
Bump, interested
Yes, spend the next decade of your life smoking 3 packs of cigarettes a day, eating a diet consisting of nothing but red meat, and going for 1 hour sessions at tanning booths on a daily basis. When you inevitably get cancer, stop taking the medication without telling anyone. It will be a slow and painful death, but it will definitely look accidental. Plus you'll probably be forever remembered as a hero by everyone who knew you.
Or you could just stop being a faggot and try doing something useful with your life.
options:
1) leave a banana skin at the top of the stairs then jump down headfirst
2) stab yourself with a knife then leave the knife next to a note that says "KILLED BY ?" so then they look for the killer
3) dig a deep ass hole and just keep digging till you die see how deep you can get
Where do NEETs get their money?
>>16580428
Their parents?
>>16580441
*Maybe their parents?
I get welfare for being too ill to work.
In New Zealand
I'm 18, and I want to get rid of my political apathy. What are some decent non-mainstream news sources Pic semi-related
Don't do it.
what country
>>16580426
The problem with any news source isn't as much the information they present but the presentation itself, that tries to manipulate you and this is the case with ANY of them.
To get any control over the effect, start with reading about history, philosophy AND THEN about different political systems, their implementations and the reason for failure. Once you have a somehow stable world view based on your own thinking and researching, you can even read Fox news.
What's the easiest degree I could get?
Basically I need a degree to be considered for a promotion. Any degree, all that matters is I have a degree.
I was thinking of political science, or English lit because those are two subjects which interest me.
>>16580390
CS degree
>>16580390
IiberaI farts
Psychology/History/Business
Don't go English Lit or Political Science, they're not as easy.
I started a side pet service business and this lady texted me wondering if I'm still offering the service and that she needs care for her dog right away since she's very busy and told me to email her and she sent me this
Pt 2
Pt 3
>>16580311
Its phrased like a scam, but I can't imagine where the scam is. The only thing I can think of is a competitor trying to check out your prices.
If you are sketched out by something, you should just leave it where it is. It is sketchy as hell to just refer to your dog as "Dog" and to get one right before going on vacation, especially if you are a "pet lover".
Where did they say the dog was going to be dropped off?
What are some good books, articles, videos or other resources about abortion, /adv/? my bf took my virginity in my sleep and now it looks like I'm pregnant, but he's trying to get me to get an abortion.
>>16580257
so he basically raped you? You have a nice bf
>>16580269
basically. he wanted to sleep over and I said okay but no sex.
How do you cope with that crippling feeling of loneliness?
What do you usually do when you feel depressed?
>inb4 meet new ppl
>>16580176
smoke crack
>>16580176
smoke crack
>>16580176
creak smock
How do I stop wanting to die over this
>born poor
>literally the poorest people in america
>live in shitty thin walled house
>can't even go a second without hearing loud as fuck thumping and slamming all over the house from parents
>have had to live in broken down house my whole life
>every Christmas I heard I probably won't get presents
>my house doesn't even have flooring
>floors are just wooden planks with a 30 year old carpet that doesn't even cover the floor
>have no trust fund, inheritance, or money to fall back on
>parents are debt slaves that have $0.00 in their bank at the end of every week
>parents buy food 2 days before paycheck with checks and then once we run out again we starve
>walls are so thin I can hear the washer in the basement from my upstairs
>every girl I talk to says they can only come over here and I'm too embarrassed
>live in poor trash rural area where all the fences are crooked, all the garages are rusted, and every house is broken down
>never been on vacation, never seen a beach, never rode in an airplane, never been in a hotel room
Here's where it gets sad
>go on internet
>candid pics of average suburban house
>they all have glass enclosed fire places and sweet as fuck houses
>born with good looking features
>my poverty made me such a freak I can't relate to pretty girls because they all have money and happiness
>talk to a girl online I really like
>she takes pictures inside her house and it all looks so cozy and nice
>have to hide my chipping paint and cheap walls in pictures
>she's an amazing princess in a prestigious household and I'm just a redneck pleb with inferior brain and genetics
>literally everyone is richer then me
>the neighbors on welfare have better living standards
>the black people in the ghetto seem rich to me
>the stress of poverty ruined my life
>third world life in a first world country
I understand what you mean. I am in a similar situation although not QUITE as bad as you.
The way I look at MY situation personally is:
It comes down to this, some of the most successful people in the world came from having absolutely fucking nothing. And part of the reason they are successful is because they had nothing, and so their desire to have everything was far greater than people who already had something.
One of my greatest inspirations was driving a shitty banged up car he had to push start every morning to get to work. Now he's a champion, earning millions with a whole fleet of cars.
My advice to you?
Don't worry about other people. Stop chasing girls and don't worry about inviting them back to your place.
Get a job, save some money put it towards a car, get a better job work your way up work hard don't give up and eventually, it WILL pay off. You will be able to get your own place and the girls will come on their own.
It's never too late to change your stars.
>>16580134
What? The only way people are rich are when their parents give them a perfect stress free life allowing them to do schoolwork and jobs without being dead tired 24/7 and then giving them thousands of dollars, trust funds, college, and connections.
The only way to become rich as a poorfag is either be a super Asian genius or a rapper musician type deal
>>16580114
Well your life must not be THAT bad if you got time to make blog posts on /adv/
We have known each others for 2,5 years and we been dating ten months. Eventually things escalated quickly, and I personally knew that he was the right one for me from the day 1. I chased him for a looong time, and eventually I got my prince.
He is 32, I'm 22. We moved in some 6 months ago and it's working out just great. Now I had this idea, that damn I wanna propose that man. But I'm afraid what he says. We haven't talked about that at all, and I don't wanna get married yet, but in few years, yes. (In my country it is normal to be engaged for possibly a long period before actually getting officially married.)
How do you view women proposing? In our case I think it would be fun and natural, since I was the one chasing him and being the active one in the beginning.
He has no idea what's yet to come and what if he says no? I feel like if he says no, he's just not sure if he wants to spend rest of his life with me. I don't wanna seem pushy, but I also don't wanna waste time with him if he's not sure. I know it sounds crazy but I could have married him the first evening, cause I just knew he was the one.
Feel free to comment anything, but honestly I am slightly worried that he says no for one reason or another. And then I don't know.
So guys, if you got proposed, what would you think?
>>16580054
You know his personality and details of the situation a lot better than we do.
How do YOU think he would react to it?
Maybe you should talk about it first. 10 months is still pretty young relationship, he might want to wait longer.
>>16580054
i think women should be the ones to propose. men have way more to lose in that situation. if i actually loved a girl, and she proposed, id be into it.
Girls and guys,what do you think of a girl who holds the door open with a guy?
Is it considered emasculating to the guy?
Or the girl is being friendly?
>>16580005
Lol cringe post copypasta
Just good manners... I don't even think about it
>>16580005
If any guy, or even girl for that matter, gets mad at this, it's a big red flag that they are super insecure.
Hey /adv/
So my girlfriend of two years left me, saying we need to take a break so she can find herself. With every conversation I either hear that we both need work or it's essentially exclusively me. On top of this, we have each other on Pinterest and she posts these feminist "Work on yourself, you're number one" attitude pins KNOWING that I'll see them. When I ask about it she doesn't text me back or respond or anything, I'm just at an impasse on whether to break up with her when she wants to talk or let her keep pulling this shit.
TLDR: Gf left me, won't talk, says she needs time for herself and pins passive-agressive quotes about self struggle and help
Please Help, AMA
Bumping with Pepes if anyone's collecting
Is getting laid hard to you? How do you do it?
No.
I flirt with attractive women with infinite confidence and raunchiness. I'll look a girl dead in the eyes having only met her 30 seconds ago and talk about bending her over the foot of a bed. The key to confidence is to genuinely mean it. Wordplay helps too, like the association with "doggy" and "pound."
The key to being successful with this approach is being attractive. Nature gave me a great start with that. My own effort and attention to detail round that out.
>>16579962
So are you attractive?
>>16579967
Yeah, that's what I said in those last two sentences.
So I got a speeding ticket today. I was driving 61 in a 45 MPH zone on a local highway...Kind of a lame way to get one's first speeding ticket, imo. Cop was in a weird place, so he caught me and pulled me over.
However, on the ticket the cop wrote that I was doing 61 in a 40, which was totally wrong. Signs everywhere said 45, even the one he was posted near. I am considering fighting the ticket on those grounds.
Will this work? How should I go about this? I have no experience with court/cops/tickets.
It might. The very first thing you need to find out are the administrative/"court" fees associated with fighting a ticket in traffic court. You might come to find out that winning still costs a lot of money.
>I was only going 16 mph over the speed limit, instead of 21 mph, so I shouldn't have to pay the ticket
You're an idiot and deserve everything you get. You were still speeding, you still got caught, and you should still pay the fine.
I have no idea about the laws in your area and shit, but I doubt you'd achieve anything by fighting it. The fine shouldn't be that heavy anyway, just pay it and save yourself a headache.
>No precum
>Pulled out on time
>Came on her back, was in the shower so just washed it down
Possibilities of the cum getting washed into the vagina, getting in during sex?
I know it's a stupid question, but I'm fucking stressed and I need some friendly /adv/ to calm down. Totally not looking forward to becoming one of those 18 year old dads. Honestly, the moment my gf tells me she's having her period, I'm going to become fucking euphoric
>>16579635
You dun goofed OP. Enjoy your baby.
>>16579635
chances are not so small, you can't be ever one hundred percent sure there's no precum. You would almost totally safe if she were on the pill or something.
My mate fucked once a girl on a rave raw, pulled out in time and all, turned out she got preggo. He even did all the tests and the kid is his, shit like that happens all the time, better use protection m8
>>16579647
Precum doesn't have sperm in it.
Op, the chances of pregnancy in that situation are extremely small.