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Hey /b/ so i need to give somebody something but i dont wanna meet them in person. I offered to deliver it and take payment via paypal, but they cant have a credit card trail of it. What can I do /b/ros?

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I'm planning to do running/jogging on the spot. I live in an apartment complex. Is pic related rug and shoes going to make noise for downstairs?

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Alright, so i started talking to a girl I used to see
To start with, it's just talking nothing special
About two weeks in, talking everyday and we start getting into much deeper topics

It feels like there's an attraction between us again

been about a month and i started slipping in that our conversations would be better in person, e.g. in bed

says she agrees
doesn't want to come see me though
because she's not certain of her feelings

What i'm thinking of doing is telling her to have a few days to think it over, and then get back to me. I figure if there's feelings she'll miss me and it'll work in my favour. and if not then i can stop talking to her with a bit of closure

I want advice on whether i should tell her to do that or not, and if so how to word it the best way possible

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Can I call the cops on my upstairs neighbor, /adv/?
Quick back story: I don't know WHAT the fuck is going on in that apartment but this person is CONSTANTLY pacing back and fourth. These apartments are pretty cheap so I expect some squeaking when someone upstairs is moving around but holy fuck this guy is STOMPING all day, sometimes running back and fourth, slamming his closet door, and evidently pushing heavy objects all around his floor directly above my bedroom at absolutely all hours of the day. This isn't an exaggeration. Literally noise all day and all night and I haven't slept in weeks. I don't know when the fuck this guy sleeps or even sits down. It's goddamn bananas and I can't even make up for my sleep loss with naps during the day because he's active then too. I've tried tapping the ceiling with a broom stick handle to get him to be more aware of the disturbance he's causing but instead of trying to be more careful, the guy takes HIS broom and jams it into the ground twice as loud in reply and then starts blasting his television and continues stomping around and slamming cabinets and shit.
I don't know what else to do. I've contacted my landlord but I'm not sure if he's going to do anything. He's this fresh off the boat chinese dude so I'm not sure he understand what's happening. Not only that, but with him, whenever he DOES understand, it takes him forever to fix the problem. (took him two months to get the handy man to fix my oven).
I'm vaguely afraid of going upstairs myself to ask the neighbor in person what his fucking problem is because I'm a small woman with a low raspy voice and a tendency to fling spaghetti at high velocity.
So if this bullshit keeps going on tonight past 11pm, can I reasonably file a noise complaint with the cops?

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When I fap I can't blow my load just stroking my dick, I have to thrust my hips. And when I fap in the shower standing up, its almost impossible to cum unless I'm halfway squatted, thrusting, and working the base of my dick with my other hand.

Is this normal? I'll bet plenty of fat neets don't move a single muscle besides their wrists when they fap. For me, its almost a workout.

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What's wrong with puppy mills?

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What should I do when I'm 21 finishing a PolSci. degree (which was an utter fucking waste of my life and I hate myself for) and now looking at likely 0 job prospects and my family and girlfriend are all getting like really excited for me and telling me how they can't wait to see how my life unfolds when really I'm just going to fail and they're all going to have to slowly come to the realization that I'm an absolute fuck up…

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What are some good social hobbies that will force me to leave my home and make friends. I'm 24, have a job that pays enough to support myself with little left over, and I'm not very good at competing (always picked last for sports because I'm naturally anti-talented at all of them).

I'm slowly becoming more and more bored with my life, and I just can't seem to find any hobby or activity that seems right for me.

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I didn't date all too much in High School but there was this one chick I used to know really well, who was pretty attractive and I got along with her super well.

I really wanted to try and take things further with her, and I think she did as well. But the only problem I had was that she had the same name as my mom. I'm totally over it now, but sometimes I wonder what could have been.

Would the girl having the same name as their mother be a deal breaker for anyone else, or was I just being a weirdo?

>inb4 Freudz Boyz
>inb4 Oedipus Rex

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Hey fellow anons, I need some advice on how to get into watch collecting and the trades of watches.

Am fairly new to the watch trade but I understand some parts of the trade like the Swiss brands such as Rolex, Omega, and Patek Philippe being some of the top tier watches in the collection of watch enthusiasts; I also understand the difference between movements. But I still need more advice on which brands of watch to first buy into and any other tips and advice i can get from other, more experienced enthusiasts and collectors.

My budget is fairly small, around $500 atm since am still quite new and am not sure if watch collecting is for me. But like I said any stories, experiences and advice I can get will be amazing rather than going into this blind.

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Why do I have this urge to expose myself to kids?

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I feel like shit since just after xmas my family came up to my house for the first time for xmas and late about 8 am on boxing day my drunk brother decided to fight with me i tried to ignore him went to the toilet to do a piss he followed me spat on me then went in my back garden and started shouting for me to fight him with one of my kitchen knifes in his hand my female neighbor in her 40s came running out shouting at me and telling everyone to fuck up i completely lost it at that point and told her to get the fuck back in her house while leaning over her fence all of this obviously upset my girlfriend my mum and dad had to leave with my brother in a taxi which cost them alot of money since i live far away from them i have been trying to call my family since it happened and they won't pick up and the one time they did my dad said don't try calling we don't want to speak to you at the moment after everything that happened. So now i have this really empty void feeling and can't seem to stop thinking how a great xmas was ruined in seconds and i have pissed my neighbor off to unrepairable levels (Prior months ago she called the cops for a noise complain because me and my 2 friends were drinking and playing battlefront in the living room at 2 am) so the relationship there was already tense before i lost it. How do i get over this feeling.

Sorry for the wall of text

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2 and a half years ago I got dumped by the girl I was seeing, and it changed my life. There was no reason for me to have such a big reaction to it. She was my closest friend and we'd slept together a few times, but I knew we weren't in a relationship. What's more, I knew that she wasn't the sort of girl that I wanted to be in a relationship with, and that it would probably end badly. And yet, when it did end badly, I was heartbroken. I realised that in my own way I'd loved her and depended on her far more than I knew. In the time that's passed I've been frequently depressed and lonely, and although I'm ok right now, I still feel like I'm not 'over her' and don't know if I ever really will be.

I've not slept with anyone since and it's really starting to get to me. One-night stands seem meaningless now, and I've not met anyone else who made me feel the same way and want to pursue a relationship. I'm a bit of a weird person (in that my hobbies/interests are different to most people's), and I'd need to meet a girl who's the same sort of weird for it to click, and I haven't done that. She's still the only person that I ever felt really comfortable being myself around, but I got so bitter/jealous when she started dating someone else that I had to cut her from my life completely, even though she wanted to be friends. I still know she's not the right match for me long-term, but it made no difference. All traces of her had to be removed, and now I just feel as lonely and isolated and far away from properly moving on as I did the day she told me it was over.

Does anyone have any advice to help me with this?

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I'm 24 and I can't take living at home anymore.
I just go into a fight with my younger brother and all my things are broken. I think I have some psychological issues and I usually keep quiet at work, this making people think I'm angry all the time. Please, I need help. I can't take this place, I don't have it me to eat shot on the streets. What do I do? ;_;

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I seriously don't know what's going on with me, Im usually fine, but for some reason this weekend ive just been a mess. One second i wanna see people and the next i wanna be alone. Im currently alone at home trying to calm down.

Nothing horrible is happening, the easiest way to describe it is just a deep anger/sadness/jealousy of everyone around me, wrapped up with crushing depression and anxiety (i didnt know one could experience depression and anxiety at the same time)

Im not the jealous type at all which surprises me more. I was at a party last night and someone had said something (dont remember was drunk) and she asked if i was ok, she said I had just the saddest look on my face. I told her I was fine and all was good, just drunk, but I was lying so i could keep up that i was fine.

Any insights anyone? im happy to answer questions