So the story begins with me having really hot girlfriends. The last two girlfriends I had were so beautiful it was like the gods created them with the pure essence of beauty. But then I started balding. Now no girl wants me maybe a 4 will talk to me for a little bit then just date someone better with hair. My exs are getting engaged and having kids and I haven't had a single girlfriend in 2 years. They're all busy with kids and jobs and boyfriends but I've just been locked in my room with unholy levels of depression. Life literally won't get better unless I end it
Also I know I'm never going to have a girl that hot again and I dream about them non stop and fap to them a lot
Still sounds like a better life than 90% of the people out there.
Stop being such a fucking pussy, some people are uggo at fucking birth and are way more successful than you, figure out why.
>>16609108
100 pushups
100 situps
100 squats
and 10km run
everyday
become an hero
Is it horribly wrong to be annoyed at my girlfriend while she's sick? She's got this cold/flu at the moment and she's acting as though she's going to die. Lying in bed coughing and spluttering, moaning and whimpering. It's fucking irritating as hell and it's making me question my own feelings for her. She has said that she always acts this way when she's sick (noting she's even worse when her mum's around), as though it's normal to act like a petulant child.
Maybe I'm overreacting, not sure. We're also going to Spain tomorrow to visit her family so it's left me to do everything and prepare alone.
Honestly, am I going overboard here? It's probably the fact that's it's been affecting her since Christmas day, where I basically cooked a roast and did everything then too.
Tl,Dr; sick girlfriend getting on my nerves hugely. What do?
>>16609099
You are not fit to be a good partner if you get so irritated when your gf is sick.
People nowadays seem to forget that you get a bf or gf not only to have something steady to fuck but also to have someone who will support and help you and vice versa, that includes times of sickness too.
>>16609107
Don't get me wrong, I've done everything I can to help her. Cook, make jucies, comfort her, you name it. Yet she's not showing me much respect and just sort of expects it. I don't know, maybe you're right and I'm being a cunt. Just as likely.
>>16609099
Get out of the house for a while. Looks like you're at her beck and call every moment. Take a break. You can leave someone with flu for an hour. dose her with sleeping pills if you have to
I need to change my major at a trade school, but don't know how. I've suddenly realized that being a welder might shave off too many years of my life and that I'm really not designed for that line of work in the first place. I don't know how to go about changing my classes at a tech school though, or if it's even allowed. I'm not even sure what words to type into Google, as even that doesn't bring me to any helpful links. The schools are closed until the 4th so calling them is a no, and welding class starts on the 7th. What do, /adv/? Am I too late?
Just call on the fourth...?
>>16609084
Who is more likely to be able to help you - a bunch of teenage dweebs who don't even know what school you're talking about, or someone in the registrar's office in the school?
Yo /adv/,
Me and my gf got a little problem. Almost every time we are having sex and i go doggystyle on her, condom breaks. No problems in other positions, dunno why.
Was thinking About tryIng other brands, had no luck with durex or primeros (eurofag here).
Could anyone recommend good strong condoms please?
>>16609075
Billy Boy. German quality.
Women who have or have had casual sex, what was it like?
I'm not really having much success getting a real relationship (combination of looking like Quasimodo's sister and not going out). Getting very sexually frustrated. However I don't imagine casual sex to be a very rewarding thing for the woman - I don't imagine the guy would really give a fuck and therefore it wouldn't be very good sex. But maybe I'm wrong.
What have your experiences been?
I've only had casual sex a couple of times. Twice so that I was in a bar alone, started to talk to some dude, hung out with them for the evening and ended up going home with them. The first guy texted me from abroad for some years, the second dated me for a few weeks before we realised we're too different, the 3rd I met at a friend's birthday party and ended up having a nearly year-long long-distance relationship with. The fourth, I think, is the only one that actually qualifies as "casual" since I never saw them again even though they tried to text me a couple of times. It was fun, we were part of a random group having an afterparty in a park after the bars had closed and slinked to his place.
It depends a lot on whether or not you have chemistry with the guy and how you both feel about it. It can be good fun, I suppose, both recognising the situation and that you're in the same boat so to speak, and especially if the mutual feeling is good and friendly it can be a lark, but it requires that you meet the right dude for the one night stand. Which is rare. Most of the time, even if there are interested guys, I just haven't gotten the right effortless feeling.
I don't know what it would be like if it was really someone you don't care about but just rate qt enough to fuck. Personally I can't bring myself to do something like that
Does wanting to drop a gf (of a couple of months nothing serious) that is borderline anorexic make me a bad person? I'm not attracted to her body and I'm genuinely scared of what living with her on the long run will be.
It doesn't make you bad at all, it just means you've upped your standards. Really all people should want their partners to be healthy and anorexia is usually tied to mental instability and self image issues. So try to work with her and talk about it and if she doesn't comply, then I'd break up. I wouldn't flat out say "You're not hot anymore." I'd bring up her health and show concern. She may be a great girl other than this but that's up for you to say.
>>16609061
nope. its just your instinct telling you that this mate will just produce crappy children
It doesn't only make you a not bad person, but a sensible one. Mental disorders would run in your bloodline if you end up with this person.
I've always noticed that I speak with kind of a slur, and have always shied away from speaking at a normal pace due to fearing I won't be understood. I have never even spoken to my online friends in the four years I've known them because of my insecurity, and it's just been bugging me lately. Is there anything I can do to work on speaking more clearly? Any good exercises online I can practice? I'm pretty sure I can get proper help at a speech clinic of sorts, but everything I find is targeted towards either children or people who don't speak English. Is it too late for me? I'm 19, so maybe my speech abilities are already set in stone. I just don't know anymore.
>>16609040
>I'm 19, so maybe my speech abilities are already set in stone.
I started to voice act when I was 28. It's a skill you can learn like any other.
How do you think people learn a foreign language? Fuck, people can even train them to learn a specific accent within their language. Learning how to speak properly is no different.
>>16609112
Yeah, I never really thought about people learning different languages, even though I mentioned it in the OP. That gives me a lot of confidence.
Since you're a voice actor, I'm willing to guess that you haven't had any trouble with conversations before. Did you actually have any speech therapy regardless?
>>16609162
The voice acting classes I took crossed over into therapeutic territory very much.
There's good books with accompanying audio CDs out there, most of them probably on piratebay even, I just can't recommend you any in English unfortunately. You could also look up vocal coaches in your area, first appointment usually is free and I bet most of them are happy to recommend you any sort of additional resources you could want.
Is there any guides to emotional abuse? I want to sort of punish my girl friend for shit she did but I want her to think she is the one that makes her miserable not me
any tips?
Don't be a shallow dick, just dump her
>>16609026
Leave, and cut contact. If you want to make her miserable, this is how you do it without becoming as bad as her.
>>16609028
This.
You sad twisted fucktard.
Having a hard time lasting very long in bed. What can I do to improve my time and not busting too quickly?
Foreplay. Lots and lots of foreplay. Make sure she has 2-3 orgasms before intercourse even begins. It's impossible to be disappointed with the sexual performance of a guy who has just given you multiple orgasms.
Learn how to breathe.
Look up tantric techniques.
Pull out and press down at your scrotum for a few seconds before continuing.
Hi /adv/
My girlfriend gets stalked by her ex who desperately wants to get back with her. My gf has been ignoring him for weeks now, being very clear about the fact that she does not want him anymore.
The problem is that my gf has been stupid enough to send nudies of herself to that guy about a year ago when they were still a couple. He has been getting super mad about my girl ignoring him and now he has uploaded all of her nudies on facebook and shared them with countless people. Including her friends but also my friends.
She already contacted the cops but they said that they probably can't help her for whatever reason. What can i do?
>>16608999
Well, first things first, even if the cops won't help you, he probably doesn't know that. So warn him about how this sort of thing is illegal.
Then if he continues, you could find him and beat his ass. With your gfs permission of course. Don't wanna cream the guy and THEN find out she didn't want you to hurt him.
If your skilled with computers or someone you know is, there is always hacking his social media accounts.
>>16608999
step one ... accept that it's her problem, not yours.
step two ... ignore it and wait for it to go away.
>>16608999
how long ago did they break up? she probably still wants him
Ok so my question is would you date someone who's self centered? Assuming he's actually kind, goes out of his way for people, is confident and has a career. But has a tendency to always relate everything said to himself and most of interactions involve him talking about him or his opinions about your own inputs.
Basically I just realized I'm a really self centered guy. In the past few days I've been working to fix it, and now that I realized I'm doing it (steering communication back to me) I realize how ridiculously often I do it. I'm trying to only talk about myself if someone asks. I'm slipping up a lot but getting better. So, I want to see how harming it really was to my social and love life for motivation to stop. I understand the irony of this post.
>be a 22 old mom
>loves big dick
>loves pussy
>secretly wants a dick
>secretly want to be male
>don't want women to touch me
>won't turn me on if a woman does anything sexually to me, but fucking a girl is arousing to me.
wtf is that called?wtf am i? I feel so fucking sexually confused and straight out uncomfortable in my own skin everyday. People around me know i'm not very much of a girl girl, the up side of this is that i'm never jello at my bf, i check out girls with him, and i'm actually better at ''catching a good butt'' than him. Anyway any adv?
>>16608972
that's what hormones in tap water do to you
Buy a strap on if you want to pound a girl, but save the money if you really don't want to you got a kid.
>>16608980
hah... buy a strap on...if you read it says i love to fuck girls..
Girl 1:
>my current girlfriend
>attractive
>smart
>a little neurotic
>very loyal and faithful (until now)
>sex is pretty boring and difficult since she was a virgin till 28
>rich as fuck
Girl 2
>my exgirlfriend
>less attractive than 1 but sex was amazing, lost virginity together
>together for 7 years then moved to another town for work, dumped my ass and fucked coworkers
>always chill but resolute
So: I can't and won't be together with girl 2 for obvious reasons, but I really really look back to our time together with nostalgia. We were a good match until it lasted and to be honest can't even give her too much guilt about how it ended.
Now I want to dump Girl 1, and I can't stop myself from thinking how even if this girl is pretty much a very good catch, I am 10% happy compared to how I was with girl 2. Today I have to meet girl 1 and probably some serious talk will follow, but I'm worried that my mind is playing games and that I shouldn't give up this easily. On the other side I force myself to stay with her everytime we get out and I feel like this is not only dishonest to her but to myself too.
fuck
Neither. Like they always say, there is plenty more fish in the sea. Don't spend the rest of your life with people who don't make you completely happy.
>>16608975
The problem is that I am a social outcast. Even without handicaps or deformities, I'm terrible at making friends and therefore my social circle is pretty small, and chances to find matching girls in it are slim.
I feel like I had a good match back then and I blew it. At 28 I don't find myself too old but not a youngster either
>>16608966
>We were a good match until it lasted
Forget girl2, she isnt relevant to your current lifestyle anymore and as such you should look for people that make you feel like she did, but ones that will actually stick through with you.
Girl 1 doesnt seem to be the correct choice for you, so i wouldnt really recommend staying with her. However, the amount of information yu dispensed here is minimal and as such any advice on this topic from strangers shoould be taken with a fuckton of salt.
I got a speeding ticket last week and want to know what the best course of action is. It happened in NY (I'm also from NY) and the trooper got me going 82 in a 65. Trooper was fine and straight forward, gave me my ticket and told me to plead not guilty and that it will be reduced because I have a clean record. Problem is that the court date will be scheduled during my work hours and I really don't feel like having to take a vacation day at work to go to court. Should I just hire a lawyer to take care of it or should I take the time off to take care of it myself? Money is not an issue for me, but I don't want to pay something ridiculous for a lawyer (not familiar with how much one would cost for a case like this). I would just say fuck it, plead guilty and pay it so I can be done with it, but I don't want to get points on my license (Points will really fuck with your insurance in NY).
Pay the ticket, stop speeding.
>>16608949
Don't listen to this faggot >>16608970 Your insurance rates will go up big time and probably cost you more money in the long run. I suggest talking to your job and seeing if the will accommodate your situation, but if not go the lawyer route if missing work is that big of a deal. Shouldn't run you more than a few hundred for a case this minor and will save you the insurance bump.
>>16608949
>I was speeding 17 miles an hour over the speed limit
>I don't want any long term repercussions though lmao
Fuck off, people like you deserve to have to pay more on premiums.
I am a heavy smoker
I smoke atleast 25 cigarettes a day
The problem is I don't get nicotine rush anymore .
To get a kick , I once smoked 80 cigarettes in one day then I felt a mild nicotine rush .
What to do to get the nicotine kick back ?
I usually smoke Marlboro reds or lucky strikes
>>16608937
you stop smoking cigarettes for a while....
>b-b-but i'm addicted
they got ya
You need to quit that shit man, fuck tobacco. If you want to cough your lungs up every day by the time keep it up, otherwise start smoking weed. Much more noticeable effect and very difficult to overdo without greening the fuck out.
I've been a heavy smoker for 7 years and recently moved to e-cigs and that horseshit. You'll never get that nic rush back, man. Sorry. Unless you quit for a while and go back to it.