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How can I burn face fat quickly?
>Be me 21
>Have a pretty bad double chin
>Grow a beard to cover it since I am embarrased
>Everyone says the beard is ugly and needs to go but I can't shave since I think my double chin is worse.

What are some good things I can do to get rid of my double chin and face fat in general.
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>>16631403
You can't target body fat. You'll just have to be less fat in general.

Go to >>>/fit/ read the sticky.
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>>16631403
If you're just looking to get rid of a double chin you can wear a helmut or hat with a chin strap. It can be part of your new 2016 look. Diet and exercise are for betas.

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Should I bother with girls on dating sites that do this sort of shit? How do you even continue a dropped conversation? She messaged ME first, why the fuck do I have to hold up the conversation?
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>I only messaged you for a hook up
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>>16631396
>how do I date vapid whores

Is it for you is the question.
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>>16631399
Oh shit you can read.

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I need some motivation to ask a girl out and stop being a bitch,pic not related
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Ask your dick, he'll know the answer.
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JESUS HATES A PUSSY
JUST DO IT FAGGOT
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you'll hate yourself for waiting too long and doing nothing

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Got the link in an email. Don't want to click it. I don't trust it an neither should you. Need help figuring out though.
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I'm not sure I understand, what needs to be figured out?

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Ok, so i told a girl that i known for about 7 years that i liked her, she didn't knew it and was suprised. I told her that i can't be friends with her. She was devastated, but understood my feeling for her. After a drunk night i texted her that i wanted to stay in contact with her. Today she texted me that if i wanted to keep in touch with her i need to think about what i said and how i feel. If I decide that this is the best way for me, she'll understand it and doesn't think different of me.

What is the best choice for me? Move on and find a new girl, or try to keep in touch with her after a while?
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>>16631324
Move on.
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>>16631324
Stop talking with her you will only get more hurt, think about what would happen if she gets a boyfriend and your still friends. Can you handle watching her cuddle and get lovely with another man, can you handle knowing that this man beat you and is fucking the girl you like and she will never ever get with you. If you can then by all means continue talking with her.
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>>16631330
>>16631369

Yeah you're right, thank you with all my heart, i wish you both much love and luck in 2016, thanks for helping me out. I'll be on this board for a long time to help other people

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What are some cool sounding greek and roman boy names?
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CAESAR
SPARTACUS
LEONIDAS
ALEXANDER
HERCULES
ACHILLEUS
HECTOR

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Why can't I drink alcohol anymore? I'm 32. I drank at least 6 beers every night for the past 10 years. A few months ago I realised I was drinking too much and was afraid of becoming a fully blown alcoholic so I stopped drinking. It was hard for the first 3 days but got easier. Now I can't stomach alcohol anymore. When I do drink I can only have 2 or 3 beers then I feel sick. I decided to get drunk for new years eve, drank 7 bottles of beer and have had a terrible hangover all day. Is my liver fucked or is it psychological? Pic not related
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Stop drinking beer, it dehydrates you like a bitch, try drinking something else, if you want to drink. The best advice is stop drinking at all, but i'm shitfaced drunk right now so fuck that
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True gentlemen drink martini, bellini, whiskey, red wine or champagne. Don't be a fucking bitch.
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>>16631337
I think you're right. It's hard to stop drinking when you're constantly surrounded by drinkers. I also smoke weed but only at night to wind down and relax

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went through my girl's phone and found out she's been deleting some conversations over and over again

she's mid-convo with some dude i don't know. the conversation seems innocent enough (they're talking about TFA) but it's very clear she recently deleted a previous convo they had. she doesn't do this with any of the other convos i've checked.

should i spaz out on this hoe?
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There is only one of two ways this will go. You confront her, she downplays the situation, yells at you for snooping, and after making you apologize, you try to carry on as normal except the trust is gone, and eventually you break up. Or you confront her,she denies denies denies, you know she's lying, you break up.
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She doesn't want you to see his 11" cock pictures. She's all wet on him.

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I'm sick and tired of my fucking step mom!! She's always fucking with my life someway and I can't take it anymore!!! If someone would like to point me in the direction of the nearest assassin that would be greatly appreciated!! It's for a good cause I promise!!!
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Poison the ham...
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Its the only way

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I'm not very good at expressing my thoughts, so if you get lost in the paragraphs I understand.

I have an over-bearing sense of guilt and shame for no particular reason. It's made it very difficult for me to remain comfortable in any given situation. Whenever I get off work I worry that I've done something wrong and that I'll be reprimanded, for example, or if I'm being watched by a stranger just glancing around like any human being would I feel like I've committed a grave error somehow. I often find myself staying quiet and still in social situations for fear of making a mistake.

I get very nervous, even outright upset, at the prospect of a relationship, but I have a lot of pressure on me to find a partner. I'm disgusted by the thought of having to be intimate with someone. I don't watch porn, and I threw a roommate down a flight of stairs because he refused to stop having sex after ten at night when I was trying to sleep.

I'm not gay, since I can't get an erection at whatever gay things 4chan shows off, and I do get turned on by girls, but I'm repulsed by the idea of having to be naked with one. Not only that, girls that everyone else claim to be attractive I find disgusting. No, I don't have any fetishes for goth / suicide / punk or what-have-you, and yes, these are popular girls everyone is claiming is attractive.

How can I get over this complex that makes me hate getting close to someone?
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>>16631239
Jinsei?
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>>16631252
I don't understand.
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>>16631259
Sorry got confused and shit. I guess you are asexual maybe and the best advice I can hive you is to get involved in societies and shit or just like groups with common interest or hobbies so you get to know people that like what you like and maybe that connection helps you to engage with them. Furthermore I advice you to seek professional help as this is just a shitty board of 4chan.

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So when i walk my right arm stays by my side and doesnt sway unlike my left, i think this is a result of holding my skateboard a lot. Whenever i try to walk with both arms moving i feel like i look stupid. Does it really matter? Does it look strange when someone walks with one arm by their side?

Save me anon you're my only hope
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>>16631183

its not a big deal. im told i walk funny all the time because when i was younger my brother twisted my foot and it did some long term damage cuz i was walking on it sideways for months (my parents didnt care to take me to the doctor for some reason).

anyway, i often get comments that i walk weird, some have even said they thought i was on crack or cocaine because of the way i walk.

despite this i manage an office, date regularly, have friends... basically a normal life i just walk slightly different than most people.

moral of the story is, it literally has nothing to do with anything os just do what you want.
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>>16631197

Thanks man ill try and keep that in mind

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Anyone ever tried this? If so, does it work and how did it take for your results? Routines would also be appreciated.
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It literally translate into "i don't like you"
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Jelqing wouldn't have the communities it does if it didn't work, just that much like anything else in your body you can only improve your genetic cards so much
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>>16631290
Just because tumblr exists doesn't mean they're right. Every single piece of scientific information put out about jelqing says that it doesn't do anything to help and can / will cause scar tissue to form, resulting in impotency.

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I'm interested in dating my step dad's cousin, we grew up together and she helped me through rehab and depression when my life was unbalanced. I want to break the ice and tell her how I feel about her but want to risk ruining our relationship. I need a way I can slowly hint at it.
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Don't do it
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>>16631124
Finger her in the movies, that'll get the message across.
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>>16631124

>I want to do something risky without taking any risk.

good luck with that.

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Are you Murricans big on Whatsapp? Got me a question about it.

>texting girl over that app
>takes a long-ass time to respond
>last seen time remains unchanged, meaning that she hasn't opened the app since then
>blue ticks pop up, meaning that she did open the app and read the message
>last seen time still remains unchanged
>still no response
It's been about half a dozen hours since I sent the message, and about an hour and a half since she supposedly read the message. What's the logic here? Did the server glitch, or is she cheating the system and ignoring me?

My self-esteem is in a shit place already, and having to add paranoia on top of it is not a good idea at all.
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>>16631122
I do this to girls, girls do this to me.

Sometimes I just don't respond, especially when it's a girl and there's interest. The worst possible thing you can do these days is to make yourself seem needy or vulnerable. If you hug every message she sends and immediately reply, it looks like she's a huge priority for you.

This is a turn off, girls hate this shit if you're not already in a relationship with them. They HATE it.

So do whatever you possibly can to come off nonchalant and vaguely disinterested. This includes not worrying about every text. Like wait a few day or three before even thinking about worrying.
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She didn't reply
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>>16631135
This isn't a generic texting question.
I'm not worrying too much about the lack of response. She probably hates my guts anyway, so the last thing I'd try to be towards her is needy.

It's the app that I'm wondering about. I was just curious how the greentext in the OP is possible. I don't see it happen with other contacts, so that would rule out a glitch. Yet if there was a way to cheat the system, it'd be better known in google searches and such. Besides, why would you cover it up anyway? I don't get it.

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Is there a way to give hints to women that you want to marry have kids and settle down?
Is there a way to spot women like that out of a crowd? What elements should I pay attention to? Where can I find them, what age do they start wanting to marry, I need to know anything, whsipers, rumors?
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No. Just accept the fact you'll die alone quietly.
Cause no trouble.
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Put a hijab on the girls on the left.
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Make a dating profile and put all that on there. Girls eat that shit up.

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