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>>16635310
*Lubes

Not lunes lol

>>16635310
Well, what do you want specifically?
Why worry about someone you live with seeing something when you can just go into a drug store or sex shop or something?

Why do you need so much BS just to get laid?

>>16635607
Not worried about who sees my stuff, but I'm not always home to pick up ordered packages and they get dropped off at the post office-I just don't want a really obvious label on the cover of it is all.

As far as the other stuff goes, I've recently become more sexually active and am just looking for good products for both myself and partner that are fun and won't break or are cheaply made. I swing more on the by side, so I love to both give BJs and eat girls out, bit I've had bad experiences before where the dam has broken or ripped on me and I didn't have an extra. Didn't ruin the experience, but it still sucked and I want to be safe and not have to worry about that.

is that her?

Hang out with her IRL and when the timing is right tell her you're not interested in anything serious.

Kudos to you for not leading her on.

>>16635325
What if he changes his mind later and she moved on emotionally? Oh, the drama.

Since 401 AD. That's when the law was passed. It's very old.

She's right. learn2tact

Have a threesome with her. That was code you had to decode.

>>16635272
>16635272

>since when

since a while ago. its actually a more traditional point of view. i agree though your girlfriend should not gte mad about you complimenting hair. you werent flirty or just like 'thats hot' were you?

>>16635251

those 4 things are contradictory. can maybe get 2 out of 4.

imo the closest you will get is going out into the woods and jumping off of a cliff. that or taking a helium tank into the woods and doing the exit bag thing there. not sure hwo cheap a helium tank is. idk why you are worried about price not like you have to save for anything.

gunshot to the head in the woods helps also.

>>16635251
If they don't find your body it's going to haunt them for the rest of their lives you prick. You need to make it look like an accident.

>>16635259
You can do this by "accidentally electrocuting yourself". I guess. Not painless by any means but if you're successful you won't have long to regret it. Also think about that, even if the process takes like 5 seconds tops, 5 seconds can seem like a long time when you're in pain or you're you know, dying. Lots of time to regret your decision. Frankly my advice is to stop being a faggot and admit you need help. Selfish ass.

>>16635213
Don't fuck him or send nudes if you don't want to be a slut?

>>16635213

>I don't send nudes. But don't worry, you'll see it all ;)

>>16635213
"I'd rather have you see it in person ;)"

>>16635127
No

Odds are heavily against you.

If he's strong in his beliefs it's doubtful that it'll work in the long run. Think of how much you'll disagree in raising your kids. It would get to the point that you both resent each other and will adversely affect the kids too.

And he's a creationist? They tend to be pretty retarded anyway.

Then move out sooner.

Just because they're your parents doesn't mean they're perfectly reasonable. It is possible for unreasonable people to have reasonable kids. Count your blessings for not having turned out quite like them.

>>16635128

>im moving out but i refuse to clean the house a few times to get there.

you already know what you gotta do.

In the same boat as you. Moving out ASAP is the only thing we can do.

Unless you want to send them on a trip to Belize ;)

>>16635028

No, it should not. Do you masturbate? Did you masturbate before meeting her?

So did she. This is a tool to help her do that, just like your hand is.

End of story, unless you are at her beck and call 24/7 to get her off.

She's cheating on you with a toy. Kill her.

>letting yourself be cucked by the vibrating jew

lmao... either u make her get rid of it... or u end ur life kid...

>>16635021
Do both.

I was a virgin before my gf of 2 years and while sometimes I wonder what it would have been like to see other girls, another part of me knows that this probably isn't forever and I'm really not missing out on shit. If anything I'll know more about relationships and working things out if we break up than if I had just floated through life maybe not even fucking random girls, who knows, but all I know is that right now I'm really happy. If I feel bored I watch porn, I really don't have a desire to cheat because she wants me and I want her

>>16635033
I don't want to cheat or be a dickhead

he's probably not very into you

>>16635023
But he started the conversation and keeps initiating it, and he never had to text me that first time when I gave him my number. It's just confusing. The way he talks to me when he IS talking implies he is... but the radio silence implies he isn't.

and he's also showing as "last online" aaaages ago, so it's like he's just not using whatsapp at all and then opening it to see I've sent him a message? IDK how whatsapp does notifications

He wouldn't message you if he didn't want to. If he doesn't reply it means that he was probably busy.

>>16634938
He's probably getting bored with the lack of face to face contact. I've had that with a guy once. He was so needy.

>>16634938
in doubt just copy him. and if he asks questions just ask this question back. His question will also apply to himself, since you copied him.

Do you receive welfare?
Perhaps it would make things easier.
There might be jobs not requiring a lot of thinking that you could hold. Janitor? Work on a farm or agriculture?

I hope that you can find a way to live happy.. Sorry i dont have an advice.

>>16634996

That's one of, if not the worst part.

I'm actually really bright, its why I was able to get through college.

A bright mind...in a shitty body. My soul is a literal prisoner.

Assuming I did apply to be a janitor or whatever, they might not hire me since I have a degree.

I tried going for SSI once, but it was such a pain to apply and I didn't even qualify. (Although, that was before I learned about the CFS and SCT)

>>16635062
If you were really bright you would know that "Chronic Fatigue Syndrome and Sluggish Cognitive Tempo" is codeword for you need to eat better and exercise.

1. Stop masturbating, no matter how difficult this is. Take extreme measures if necessary.

2. Start masturbating to other things, not my friend. For example, porn.

3. Start masturbating to my wife, even if I don't find her attractive, in the hope that I condition myself to desire her again.

4. Some other option that I've not considered (please supply).

I am going to have one last try at making things work between me and my wife. We've talked. She says that she recognizes that we've lost whatever connection we used to have and will try to rebuild it with me. I don't have any faith in her, because she's made promises before that she broke, so many times. But I'm going to try.
I'm pretty sure that my feelings for my friend and my masturbatory behaviour are going to be very unhelpful with this.

So, /adv/, advise me please. I'm struggling with this situation that I've gotten myself into, and I can't see what I should do next. Any and all comments will be welcomed - but if you're just going to tell me that I'm an idiot then I kinda already figured that out. Just saying.

get a fucking divorce and go have fun times with that other girl
say goodbye to all your money though.

>>16634885

all these options are counter productive. the issue isnt that you are masturbating. if it realyl was you'd just pull up some porn.

yo u and your wife are done. you made it sound like shes even cheated on you? if life would be too complicated to divorce then just cheat on her until you are ready.

>>16634870

idk. why?

>>16634880

I just want to know how long do these things usually take to heal up and disappear

>>16634903

depends how deep. they dont look deep. they wont be there long. a week maybe? might have a faded scar for awhile.

Just making one bump and being more specific.

>he was a virgin before me
>he's always been submissive, likes when I take the lead
>I'm the one that orders for us, holds him/big spoon, generally act dominant socially as well
>likes to be spanked, butt stuff (I dislike doing to him honestly), being teased, being taunted/made to beg/call me ma'am or mistress

I just feel like I have the pieces and in theory kind of know what he wants but I'd appreciate any experience or advice people could relate to me. I know you'll probably just tell me to communicate with him but he tends to clam up and get bashful when this crap comes up, or just doesn't know what to tell me I guess.

>>16634838
I say this as a sub guy into mdlb, it sounds to me like you just arent cut out for it. Nothing wrong with that! If youre determined to make it work, maybe you can talk him into switching? If you wanna be more dom try and find another one to talk to, or look for inspiration online. Best of luck

>>16634929
Also Tumblr is a huge resource for this kind of thing, even if 4chan hates it