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>>16634703
>looking for reasons to justify his addiction.

>>16634713
Nah bruh I've been going for a year but heard I could get some type of cancer shit if i don't off the load frequently, that true?

>>16634746
Longest I've gone was 2 months and I started having real low energy after feeling so great for the initial month + so I stopped when the negatives outweighed the benefits, fapped, and got back to another streak and felt good. Idk how I'd feel after going that long but I'd worry about losing my sex drive (I have no scientific evidence to back this up though). That's the only thing I can think of.

>>16634619
>What the hell happened?
You got $400

The hunger for pussy won, m8. Accept your father will never consider you a priority when it's all about getting his dick dipped, and move on.

>What the hell happened?

he brought up to his girlfriend that he would give you a macbook pro, she got jealous and started a fight with him

after being beaten up he agreed to give it to her instead

>>16634617
You're becoming an adult, welcome to the rest of your life bud.

>>16634635
It should have happened a while ago, I'm 28 years old.

>>16634652
Being an adult is about the condition of your mind, not your body guy. Welcome to the club.

>>16634532
Slap her in the head with your dick to knock her out, then pull out each individual hair with your teeth. If that doesn't work, grow some of your own hair and tell her to shave that nasty shit.

>>16634540 lmao


op just tell her its a natural part of life and you have to do it. its about hygiene.

>>16634532
buy a razor, hand it to her and tell her to shave because it's gross.

>>16634493

Yes. I should do it more frequently. The rule is - don't quit being friends with people during hard times. I.e. if their gf just dumped them, and their parents kicked them out of the house and they lost their job, you owe them to stick with them for a reasonable amount of time. If everything is going well for them, feel free to end it. Lots of things change.

>>16634520
Truth of the matter is - I am not sure if I am being reasonable or just being a cunt because people have lately commented on how I can be a bit short-tempered and a dick to people that I dislike.

Friend at question is constantly late when meeting up. Typically 15 minutes, more often way more. Couple of times in the past few months he completely failed not to just show up but to even text me because he somehow falls asleep. Numerous "bigger" plans that I tried to set up with him fell through (going out of town to concerts, going on trips, stuff like that) because he always cancels at the last minute for various reasons. It's hard talking to him because all music that he likes is because of me introducing him to it. He doesn't watch movies, his pop culture knowledge is non existant. He is a good looking guy and he is smart, but he never wants to approach women with me. And when I do it and bring girls to the two of us he always fucks it up by not making his move depsite girls being a sure thing. He is never up for drinking (this is obviously understandable but I'm trying to paint the picture as precise as possible). And the few times that he actually partied up with girls and has gotten shitfaced is when I wasn't around, which really made me fucking mad.

I'm not the one calling him, he always messages me for going out. So after him falling asleep last weekend I told him something akin of "listen, you have no understanding and respect of other people's free time, you are always late or you never show up, I think its better to just not hang out any more". He replied with me something about "that one time that I was late and he was understandable about it". Blocked his number after that.

>>16634564
2/2

I'm mad because I doubt every decision and everything, but some mutual friends are trying to convince me to not go this way about everything. It's a matter of principle, but even more - a matter of me not wanting to go out and be stressed out and in shit mood because of people always being late and not wanting to do anything.

>>16634443
>her

>>16634443
Do it, its desolvable, and shouldnt destroy your cock...might feel weird, but if you throw out her putting ice in her mouth, that shit feels awesome...get her to suck on your balls while youre at it, you wont regret it.

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>>16634443
A generation of degenerates.

>>16634423
>Everyone tells me I'm incredibly intelligent
looking at your grades I assume they are just trying to make you feel better

>>16634429
That's what I'm assuming

Grow to be curious about everything and learn how stuff works. Book smarts are not everything. But never stop trying to learn, and you will become wise.

yeah your phone

STOP

LISTEN

youtube > tyler rsd

check out the entire rsd website

here's my story

in middle school i was a runescape nerd. in highschool i was a wow nerd. yeah i got laid a few times with a few different bitches. thats cause im like 6'1 and wasnt exactly horrible on the face. but after highschool i got NO PUSSY

im 23 now. and my romantic life outside of highschool was non existant. then i found these guys

WHAT THEY HAVE TOUGHT ME

1. STOP CARING SO GODAMN MUCH WHAT OTHERS THINK OF YOU. what really matters is what YOU think and if youre ENJOYING what youre doing or not. if you like something DO IT. if you dont like it. DONT DO IT

2. BE ASSERTIVE. dont be afraid to make your needs known. dont be that little bitch "friend" to a girl when secretly you wanna fuck her on ever flat surface imaginable. when you present yourself as friendly then a girl will think thats what you want. a friend. but if you present yourself as a lover then she might do 2 things. NOT want to fuck you. which is ok NEXT there's like 23847238047923 girls out there. or she will fuck you. yay!

3. just what i said. there's like so many godamn women out there. seriously just go outside im sure youll fall in love at least a hand full of times. i go to the grocery store and spot women id be down to shag. you can go to a park and find beautiful big booty bitches. you can go to WALMART and there's still plenty of women running around. seriously there's so many women out there dont get caught up on one

4. if you want to get with a girl, you gotta try to get with a girl. there are no girls in your living room. unless youre married or something but first you gotta get them there. you gotta go outside. you gotta put yourself out there. it might be a little nerve racking at first but TRUST ME. the more you go out and try to talk to a girl the more comfortable you will be around them

at first you might say hi and run away. but the next girl you might say hi and she'll say hi back. then youll run away

>>16634437
This

>>16634401
Hi M****** xD

:3 :3 :3 :3

Maybe she doesn't love you or doesn't feel comfortable with you ? I'm a girl and I could spend hours on foreplay, literally

She's ugly as fuck dude,also sounds like the crazy arrogant bitch people would want to escape from. The way I see it, she did you a favor.

It's not that you're "not doing the things men are supposed to do." The problem is, you're acting as if you don't give a fuck about her. You're completely disregarding her feelings, and her wishes. Even now, you post her picture on 4chan without permission when it isn't even fucking relevant.

You have to actually SHOW people that you care about them. If you love her so much, you should at least try to do things to make her feel nice. Those little romantic gestures matter a whole lot, especially to women. It shows that you actually want to give her the things that she wants.

Think before you act, plan nice things for her, stop acting like the world revolves around YOUR feelings and treating her like an afterthought.

Yeah she's ugly so OP must be an autistosaurus.
Learn your lesson and treat other girls better.

Just fucking text them. Seriously. Works two ways. For all you know they're thinking the same thing you are.

I, for instance, should really text this guy, but I've been feeling miserable all week and don't want it to come through on text. But if he texted me, I'd be pretty happy!

>>16634384

person is probably not awake and i've been the first person to make contact recently. i kinda want to give them chance to speak to me if they want to, rather than speaking to me because they feel they have to.

I know exactly how you feel anon, I'm the same, it sucks so bad. Also if I see they haven't been online on facebook for a couple of hours I find myself obsessing and worrying about what they might be doing, it's so stupid.

The only solution i see is keeping busy, but even that's hard because your mind slips, that's how it is when you really like someone.

>getting mad over an involuntary bodily function
>so fucking insecure that you get jealous of an actress on Netflix

he's going to dump you if you keep this shit up. Nobody likes living in a minefield

>>16634257
Well if she wAs a hot blond I wouldnt mind but he used to fool around with Mexicans and I dont like that

>>16634264

You have to be trolling

>>16634180
Dear OP,

These threads suck, aren't cathartic, don't offer any advice, and only help people perpetuate whatever feelings they already have and really don't belong on this board. Faggot.

Me

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>>16634223
Why are you here then?

>>16634180
>>>>>>>16629099
The actual thread dumbass.

>>16633978

Stop creating expectations toward people you barely know, its not like every guy you met will be your echanted prince.

>>16633978
It is called jealousy

>>16634117
this

>>16633962

I don't know how closely you guys have to work together, but my advive would be to keep it as professional as possible. Do your work together, then leave. Don't go out for drinks afterwards, don't hang out together, etc. Even if you do have to go out with the rest of the grpup for lunch or whatever, don't sit next to her and make a conscious effort to spend only some of the time talking to get on 1 on 1 asides (just to be friendly) - spend more time talking to other people.

If ever in doubt, imagine whether you would want your gf or fiance to do the same thing with another man if she were in the exact same position. If it makes you pause even for a second, don't do it.

>>16634017
Yes you are right. She is gone now, no longer the instructor. But I find it interesting how some women effect me in a very powerful way. Like I only knew her for a few days and she was not super beautiful but I now cannot stop thinking about it.

dont ruin whatever good you might come to have because of something you know will end sooner or later. it would feel great to keep flirting and get it on but its just your basic instincts telling you you are lonely. my advice is stay away or try avoiding flirty situations because if it continues you may lose focus on what you are trying to do with your life and you may lose your gf over some stupid infatuation thats not even real caused by loneliness and sexual attraction. its not worth it man. set your priorities and stick to them.