Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 6472. page

What happened? Did you lost your face or both legs in horrible accident?

>>16631082
Even worse

>>16631092
Diagnosed with stage "you're done" cancer? I have no other idea

>>16630952
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>>16630952
move the fuck on, if she was interested she would be waiting for your text.

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>>16630952
distracted or bored

You think about what you're getting in return for your attention.

>>16630946
This. Alles is liefde.

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>>16630930

I dunno, 50 Cent, I wouldn't really trust a girl that fucks with a dude that still says "hoe" in 2016. She obviously likes dudes with middle school vocabularies and thats a huge red flag.

>>16630919
If it's not on the inventory / checklist at the start, then you've done it (even if you haven't)

They won't take the whole deposit but they may make you pay for it.
I'd just measure it up and get a new plank cut and fit it yourself. Simple

>>16630932
I can't bc I'm a girl and have no tolls here. Do I tell them?

I'm amazed you even got furniture.

You should tell your landlord right away. Waiting does not help you in any way. If you're asked to pay for repairs then you'll have to accept that as an idiot tax. The next time you rent, inspect EVERYTHING.

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>>16630866

I have worked out literally all my life. At no point did I actually enjoy working out. I think everyone who claims to enjoy is full of shit - it's the same thing where people make their life out to be exciting to seem important/fulfilled.

I don't hate it, I just go and do it, but I don't enjoy it. Tournaments are different, but that's not what most people are talking about.

>>16630866
>wasting all that time and money on that stupid fucking nonsense.
You sound like a jackass, a gym membership isn't expensive. Just fucking jog and lift weights. How is that a waste of time?

>>16630866
>running joke
Good pun

And no, exercise is good. I'm not one for cardio (that I don't really understand), but going to the gym allows you to blow off some steam (pushing your muscles to the limit is as therapeutic for some as punching walls is for others)... And you look better
Also a good reason to get out of the house

>clearly using you and wasting your time
>throws compliments for free movie: shallow
>throws bitch fit because she backed out plans last minute without a good excuse: rude

Just forget about it, you just said she sleeps around (possible STDs, nothing against her being sexually active) and is flaky. Why is she even worth thinking about?

>>16630850
idk anon like she's kinda cool and can be a bro and when we talked I kinda developed some feels and I hate jumping to conclusions even if said conclusion is right in front of my face.

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>>16630877

>idk anon like she's kinda cool and can be a bro and when we talked I kinda developed some feels and I hate jumping to conclusions even if said conclusion is right in front of my face.

Don't come here for advice if your goal is to only be receptive to the advice you want to hear.

It sounds like you'll have an excuse for giving her another chance no matter what we say so why are you here?

She's obviously the impulsive kind of girl that doesn't mind blowing you off on a moment's notice to fulfill whatever whim she wants. Its called being inconsiderate. If she did it before she'll do it again. Thats just the kind of girl she is and you'll have to accept that and be ok with it.

On top of that she gets angry that you still go out and enjoy yourself without her? Those are major red flags and you seem insistent on not seeing them. But whatever dude, you're going to give her another chance so just get off your computer and go for it because you're not interested in actual advice.

There's a ton of infos about plotting on the interwebs. Character developement and plotting are essential. Aswell as avoiding common stylistic mistakes.
What genres would you want to write?

>>16630809

>1. How should I structure my work? (Mindmaps etc.)


All of this is pretentious shit for people with shit working memory. Just write down some notes if you come up with a cool idea.

>2. How do I avoid that all characters are just variations of myself?

Base them on other people.

>3. General good writing advice's?

Good authors like Jack London basically said "Just force yourself to shit something on paper for a couple hours every day.

>>16630809

heres some recomendations. for actual writing advice the internet is full of it and a google search will help but here is some advice for getting to it and sticking to it.

>outline

i always find that its easier for me to write EVERYTHING if i already know how it ends. im all about the ending and everythign else builds into that. so from ther you write out what you know is necessary, and divide that into arcs, and from there into chapters.

>release it by the chapter

considering hwere you are i doubt you have any plans to publish this your first (hopefully) completed story. so why not release it one chapter at a time online? putting it out there encourages you to finish it so that people can actually find out where it all goes. this does make it harder to go back and redraft if you get a good idea, but as a first time book you are doing seemingly just for fun, this is a great idea.

>buddy system

find someone else who wants to write a book. anyone. online or in real life. then promise to write together. work with each other on the outlines and trade notes. then agree to have a finalized outline by an agreed date. then from there agree to have chapter one by a date, and then agree to give back notes on chapter 1 about a week later. then revise based on those notes, and have an agreed time to finish chapter 2.

you will rarely ever meet these dates but having one person or the other saying 'almost done with my chapter!' encourages you to at least get it done AROUND the time you had planned.

You get her number, you text random
smalltalk, you ask her on a date, you make a move, you go to your place, you have mindblowing sex, you introduce her to your family, you propose, you have 3 kids, you retire, you get 5 grandchildren, you kiss her goodnight and the two of you die peacefull in your sleep. The end

>>16630808
Does the same advice go for this girl I met once, who then invited me out at 12:30 on New Years Eve?
She's super cute, and I assume that invitation means she's gotta be slightly interested Jesus how beta do I sound right now?

>>16630924
It does!! Go for it anon! Or do you need a kick in your ass first?

>>16628134
The appropriate amount of howling wolves shirts is inversely proportional to how much of an awkward looking guy you are. The average number is 2 btw.

>>16628134
>>16628134
4 is pushing it
5 is definitely too many

unless you have a pack of wolves howling together somehow then maybe 7 will be the limit

>>16628163
Not OP but be right back. Gonna go count the wolves on my wolf shirt.

Try being my friend. We can be comrades on a quest for belonging.

>>16630673
hello friend

>>16630689
I'm gonna get a job and start going out, for one. I don't even give a shit how my life looks. No apologies.

Absolutely have to be fucking or courting AT LEAST 2 at a time, preferably 3.

It keeps the upper hand in your court and stops you from being a pathetic needy faggot and also its sexy to both (or all three or four) girls.

And god dam dont let anyone walk over you your are in this life to make you happy. Self respect is a priority.

What I do if my normie friends from church and what not bitch about it?

>>16628116
Never be the first to get emotional.

Fuck her.
That's it.

No lovey dovey shit.
You like her cunt.
That's it.
She likes your cock.
That's it.

Don't get emotional.
Only pain comes from "Oh, I see you more than a fuckbuddy"

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I did a quick Google search and it seems that men can indeed train their voices to sing higher.

>>16628083
There was a guy in high school choir that changed his range from baritone to tenor. He also came out of the closet and became a raging faggot, but that's beside the point. It can be done OP.

>>16628049
Umm sure, why not?
Sounds like you're having trouble starting up a thing with her so my advice would be to seek out someone else in the meanwhile. Who knows what happens with time, she might come around or someone else might.

>>16630527
Just stop. Don't start this shit here. It's going to be a fuckfest of shitposting and nerds raging back and forth at one another.

Go do research. As in, how it is contacted, how often it's contracted when there isn't an outbreak versus when sores are present, etc. REPUTABLE medical sites. Based on the totality of your research, make your decision.

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>>16630527
>so much of a slut in college she got a std
>now wants to get off the cock train and settle down
Don't be a chuck dude.

>>16630527
genital? mouth?

Just use a condom and steer clear and don't fuck her when she's got open sores. My ex had herpes. We were careful though and years later I'm still not infected.

Most people are carrying herpes latently, regardless of whether it comes to the surface.

Mate piss off. Some poeple here want to kill themselves and you're here with your first world problem. Figure this one out by yourself for once.

>>16628013
>we believe in horoscopes
>she's a Scorpio
>here in February to celebrate her birthday

Either she's retarded or you are fag OP in concocting this fantasy.

>>16628090
>>>/r9k/
Abloo bloo, guess why you miserable, fuckwit.