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Why? Are you chicken or something?

>>16640628
No, I'd just rather only have to worry about me

There's the ignorant route - like the US mentality where you vote for your own self interests rather than for what's best for everybody. But that will just make you feel like a massive douche.

The other route would be to get a real grip on reality (you know, the universe and other stuff that sounds cheesy). You will probably still be nice because it's effortless, but you might not "love" others or mind much at all outside of your own life.

>>16640621

I kind of want to try using firefox instead of chrome. Should I try it once? Why and why not? It's a big decision, I need help.

Gee whiz OP, using Tinder is not a light decision! It's very serious!

Just the other day my family was killed by terrorists because I swiped the wrong person

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>>16640635
>>16640629

>>16640596
>no
>no
>no

>>16640596

>psychologist helping
>IQ over 80

Pick one imo.

>>16640596
>If someone wants to get psychological help , do they have to tell their parents why?
Legally, no. Logistically, it makes things a lot easier, though there may be greater concerns.
>Also, can the paretns request to know why their kid is getting a professional ?
They can request, but depending on trhe jurisdiction, the professional does not have to tell them (and may even be forbidden by law from telling them).
One big logistical concern to be aware of: insurance companies will insist on putting some form of diagnosis on the bill. This will be in the form of a diagnostic code, but those codes are public, and can be looked up. So if your parents handle the bills, they contain enough information that your folks could at least figure out the general problem, if not the specifics.
>Or would it just be easier for the person to wait a few months and become 18? They worked be in the US.
Unless you think you could become a danger to yourself or others before then, it is probably easier to wait.

If you don't mind my asking, why do do you want to seek help, and why don't you want your parents to know?

>>16640593
Give her the D.

I eventually see how absurd it is when she had gotten to pre-order Evolve (Yes, it's still a shitty game, but at the time she was stoked for it) from a G2A mod. for the rough equivalent of 12 USD. About a week later, the chat-room she had been recently joined into, wanted to make her a mod. of it. skeptical, i asked her how she did it. and well, she had phone sex with all of the other mods. Not only that, but that's how she's gotten cheap shit (games, attention, weed, etc) for about 5 years or so. (cont.)

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>>16640595
I concur

>>16640505
Hurry up and read some poorly written fanfiction. Nothing is more pure than the fantasies of virgins.

>>16640505

The fuck is the difference? You gonna dim the lights and light a few candles?

>>16640522
I dont even know the difference
I just know we havent done it
I dont know if he ever has he was more of a pump n dump or fuck another guys girl type before we met

He pretty much just fucks me as in pounds it out until he cums with no fireplay no kissing no sensuality

Start listening to your mother, you little shit.

lmao
put of lock on the panel so she cant access it.

If you're outright ignoring your mother, the best solution is to stop.

What's your most preferred type of 4chan post?

The troll?
The honest answerer?
The memer?
The "I'm a girl don't hit on me silly boys?"
The "8 paragraphs just to describe her hair"?
The "comes out of nowhere?"

I want to be as entertaining as possible, but sometimes I get disappointed when nobody responds to posts I worked hard on.

>>16640399
I would like to know how to make myself forget that rob schneiders wife gave my bf a boner.
How do i move past th3 hurt?

>>16640399

Why did you want to kill yourself? How old were you on each attempt?

Why Honduras? If I wanted to volunteer in Honduras for a year, what is my first step?

>>16640312
>OP wants his undivided attention every minute.

RUN FOR THE HILLS!

>>16640327
I'm quite a jealous person, but I don't think I need attention every.fucking.minute.
Wanted to tell by that, that I got the start, but don't know wat to do

Keep your shoelaces loose. When one of them becomes untied, be like "aw, geez." Now, press your cleavage together and bend over to tie your shoe as if you like nothing better than to have your face pointing toward the ground with your butt in the air. If he makes a comment, rape him. If he doesn't make a comment, start the conversation leading to your rape this way: "I'm not sure my birth control is working. Can you check?"

Remember to breathe heavily. Godspeed!

>>16640297
Anything legal is acceptable, hence, legal.

>>16640297
just state the age difference and stop acting like a bitch.

>>16640300
Legal =/= not creepy.

>>16640286
Let it go.

>>16640291
That's what I'm thinking. However, I'm curious why she would give out her number, and continue to respond to me if she's not even mildly interested.

>>16640304

Wait so have you texted her yet?

Skip the movie, take her to do something that's actually fun: sports, ballroom dancing, orgy. Also, when those awkward silent moments come, just look at her and rape her with your eyes. No need to look away like a poopshitter. You're the man, be a man, you don't need no woman telling you where to look.

I forgot to ask, will I have to pay for her shit or nah? I'd rather not, I'm a student lol

Dude I was in the same boat last year. Just relax and have fun. A first date is just so you can see if you like hanging out with that person. The outcomes are you both have fun and want to do it again, or you find out she isn't for you.

The date doesn't need to be perfect. and don't expect anything further than talking. just focus on having a good time.

>4 months
>Dropping "I love you's"

Are you retarded OP? Its possible it takes her more than 4 months to decide if she really loves someone or not.

Dude, she was drunk. Drinking fucks with people's memories, and it does it in different ways for different people. It is entirely plausible that she really doesn't remember the incident.

>>16640185
My ex dropped it like 3 weeks in. LL I shoulda seen the signs there.

Either way OP you are making a molehile out of ant hill

Just a bump

Don't ask these girls what you're doing wrong, they're trying to let you down easy. Ask a friend, or even a family member, "hey, why do you suppose I can't get a girl?" I mean, to me it sounds like you might be a whiny doucher, but maybe you're different in real life. Maybe you're boring? Maybe you're socially inept? Maybe you can't hold a conversation? Try to be more specific than "Everything went all wrong. What am I doing wrong?" That's not productive.

> How do you dress?
> Do you go to a good stylist or barber?
> Do you work out? How in shape are you?
> How old are you?

They smell the desperation on you. Possibly how you answer the questions above could be contributing. If you are trawling through gutter trash and cant get a second date then generally your desperation and or your attitude and demeanour is turning them off.

My advice. Find an asian massage parlor near you that does "full service". Frequent semi regularly and just practice being friendly to the girls there. No judgement, they are happy to see you and take your money and make you feel a little less lonely. They will give you a good tug, build your confidence.

You will get confidence again and then you will realize you don't need a girlfriend. They are nice to have but you don't need one. THIS attitude gets girls wet. Your attitude turns them into the sahara.

Go drink a beer in bar

>>16640120

thanks for the tip. But I feel like that's not a sustainable long term strategy.

>>16640260
you're wrong.

>>16640076
All you need is a chloroform soaked rag. Apply to her face until she passes out, do your van business, toss her onto a curb, drive away.

Easy peasy.

>>16640085
Forgot to mention I want it to be consensual. I really like this gal a lot.

>have you ever had sex in a van?

Depends on your rapport with her