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So in my state like many others there's regulations to how many and what type of animals you can hunt. Ever since I was little whenever O was stressed I liked killing animals , and hunting is more socially acceptable soo I picked it up. I've been doing I ALLOT recently and words gotten around state park officials and state troopers are legitimately looking for someone . There's no really way they can link it to me right?
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You have a mental problem, get help.
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just go back to killing cats and hamsters and shit for a few months until the law loses interest. then back to work.
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>>16658590
It's not really a problem unless someone decides to try to arrest me for it.
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is it normal if my girlfriend likes to bite and scratch aggressively during sex? she actually left a bunch of marks and a few scratches on my back.. i mean don't get me wrong it was awesome and i get horny just remembering her doing it but is that kind of thing normal? She seems like such a quiet, meek girl until you get her into the bedroom...
do girls like this have issues? please just tell me no because the sex in this relationship is too good...
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kill yourself
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>but is that kind of thing normal
why the fuck does that matter?
anyway, you already got good advice here>>16658584
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Nah. I do that too.
Mainly because i get caught up in the pleasure, but also because it makes my bf go diamonds instantly.
You see, we don't have a dick that get's hard to show you we are having a good time. So we moan, we squirm and we nibble. Sometimes we scream, scratch and bite. No issues at all
My First Woman And Gave Her (Tiny Asian) My Virginity (9 Inches Only Put In 1.5 - 3).
My Girth Is Large And I Don't Wanna Hurt Her.
Today She Crossed The Line And Was Soo Horny And Wanted To Cum She Tried To Hide The Pain And Kept Egging Me On Pretending To Enjoy It; I Put It In Half Way But I Knew Something Was Wrong From The Start Because I Love Her And Can Tell When She's Lying (Faking).
I Can't Stay Hard When I Think She's Not Happy So While It Was Half Soft I Squeeze The Base And Pushed Moor. She Was Soo Wet It Almost Fit. But I Stopped Because Despite Biting The Ear To Distract Her From Any Pain And Going Slow I Pulled Out And Kissed It And As I Was Licking I Noticed ( Tasted) I Tore Her A Little Like A Split Bottom Lip. It's A Small Rip But I Felt Like Shit For Causing It.
She Wants To Please Me But I Don't Require That, I'm Happy Being With Her.
TL:DR How do i make her cum? she won't relax and i tried eating and fingering Porn Instruction videos.
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Please don't capitalize the first letter of every word...at first I thought you didn't know better but the last sentence shows that's obviously not the case.
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>>16658533
Why You Type In Capital Letters Are You Six Year Old
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Ok anon. That's a tough one.
But first, wtf is wrong with your writing?
It is crucial that she is relaxed and aroused! This will elongate the vagine. Then, choose positions that don't allow for deep penetration. Then, use lots of lube. Even when she's wet. Especially when you first penetrate her. There shouldn't be any dry areas left on your dick or you might tear her.
Then, make her grab the base of yiur dick with her hands. This acts as a cushioning area and still allows you do thrusht hard and go balls deep. She can also quickly stop you if you hurt her.
Good luck anon! Don't forget to relax and enjoy
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Speeding in an unlicensed uninsured stolen car
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I have a friend who took out a cash loan from my dad for $750 for a shitty used car.
My dad's pretty well-to-do and can be too nice sometimes, so he's not doing anything about it that my friend gave him $50, and not a penny since (this was months ago)
>This friend has no plates on the car, no insurance, and no drivers license.
Yet lately he's been driving it on public main roads anyway, and last night he told me he was going 100 in a 55.
>What kind of legal consequences is he setting himself up for?
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Big fines, possibly a night in jail.
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Now, did your dad report the car as stolen? Because it isn't stolen.
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>>16658527
No he hasn't, but the fact that this guy hasn't paid on the car seems like it should give the situation another layer of illegality.
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People keep telling me do what's best for me, but idk what's best. Once you are homeless, is life over? I need to get out of my house. My parents pump me full of meds that are bad for my mental health, force me out of having fun, and take away from my ability to make my own decisions because "they know what's best". All I've ever wanted is some independence; a child hood dream that never faded. We fight all the time. I need to get out, but I feel trapped as fuck and they tell me I'll never make it because I still have two years of college left. I am 19, btw.
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>>16658432
get a job you loser
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>>16658434
I have one. Part time, but I guess that negates your argument that I'm a loser.
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>>16658436
Does it?
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Is it unfair for me to start dating someone when I've still got slight feelings for someone else?
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>>16658428
It is unfair. You should be with someone you're 100% with.
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Yes. Extremely. Abort mission
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>dating
No, go for it.
It'll help you put things into perspective.
However, if you get to the exclusivity phase where you (or at least they) begin to become emotionally attached, end it if you think you're only one foot in
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heard u guys are pretty good at this stuff. Help a kissless virgin out? 2016-01-08 04:14:56 Post No.16658399
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heard u guys are pretty good at this stuff. Help a kissless virgin out?
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Shes cool, kinda slutty, and loves emojies. She used to message me first all the time and she even told me at one point she was dtf but i had some personal shit going on i had to deal with. I want her now but idk how to try to salvage. We didnt break on bad terms just kinda stopped talking.
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>>16658399
Are you blue or gray?
One word answers are not a good indicator.
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She want's the d but you are beyond autism. Stop those dump one word answers! Wtf man? You never had a conversation before? What about: hey! Nice to hear from you! What have you been up to? How are you? Want to grab a drink at xyz tonight to catch up?
Dear god, anon
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>>16658408
Im blue
Is this a bad photos to use for tinder?
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Yes.
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Oh boy... Do we have a new brandon?
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>>16658341
Which one is you?
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Sometimes my girlfriend does things that genuinely upset me. But I never flat out tell her how I'm feeling if it conflicts with what she wants to do because I feel like I'm being controlling or demanding. For instance, she's been trying to quit smoking for the last few months and she's been doing really well, going weeks and weeks without having a cigarette but she'll often text me asking if it's okay for her to have a cigarette. I would say no, I mean, a relapse is a relapse. But I just bend over and say yes because I don't want it to seem like I'm putting her on a leash, but the issue is that I'm doing this at the cost of my own feelings. Of course I feel bad when my girlfriend relapses after not having a single cigarette for 3 weeks straight. It's a real bummer. I guess what I'm asking is, how can I tell my girlfriend how I'm feeling without making it seem like I'm being demanding or controlling, the few times I have spoken up that's exactly what she's said, pic related.
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>>16658313
Look,
This is a surface problem here anon.
This is not a big deal in the relationship. Just tell her, first off, you love her if she quit's smoking or not, make it a low pressure thing, then ENFORCE the no smoking policy, tell her if she smokes you'll be disappointed in her, she shouldn't, etc
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Post more for context? It seems like there's a lot more shit going on. Like why is she asking for your permission to do shit and then turning around and calling you abusive. Wtf
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I suppose it's necessary to go a bit deeper. Since I started dating her (4-5 months) she's gone to a movie with her ex (And her mother) and she's gone to breakfast with another guy alone (She paid for herself) I admit that I'm extremely naive on the subject of relationships, this is my first relationship ever. But it's these kinds of things that really set me off. My girlfriend has an awful track record as well, she's cheated four different times. I'm constantly told how I'm different and special, and I trust her but I don't think anyone could blame me for being skeptical when she does this kind of stuff. I'm not going to accuse her of cheating. But it really hurts me. And I'm always the bad guy. Even if I'm trying to just say "It upset me that you went and had breakfast with that guy."
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No sex in 63 days and 12 hours. Wife had kids and when I'm around we can't. About to kill everyone and blow up. What do
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You call your mom. Then you drop the kids at her place. You get home, grab your wife, smash her in every way you can think off (don't actually rape her, ofc...), sleep like a baby, sleep in, morning sex, go get kids and enjoy the rest of the day
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>>16658305
>No sex in 63 days and 12 hours
No sex in 1831 days, get on my level.
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I fucking wish. My mom is out of the picture. Her father always works. Noone can watch them. I'm about to anhero. As I type this the baby is crying his head off. Our daughter and son are jumping in there beds. And she's running around cleaning and taking care of them.......... Sweet sweet death please take me
This is why I don't initiate chats unless a girl does first. Any advice on how I can salvage this?
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it's too early to tell. Where do you know her from? Is she trying to sell you something? Sometimes our instincts are right.
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Honestly she sounds odd. Can we chat more? Really? Why would she say that? It sounds desperate and clingy. Why not just CHAT MORE instead of asking... However, you did nothing wrong. Wait for her response. Post it, i'm curious
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pls help
im not good at this!
How can I eat relatively healthy on tight cash?
I've realized too much of my money has been going towards eating out, buying fast food or convinience store sandwiches etc. it really starts to pile up.
I'm trying to save as much as humanly possible. what are some great super cheap food solutions? preferably slightly healthy, tasty and not ass tasting. >inb4 ramen.
thanks!~
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Spagghetti with a jar of Ragu or some shit and ground turkey or beef in there would last me like 3 days costing about 10 bucks and I eat quite a bit. The meat is the most expensive part but still not bad. With that I use s 2 pound package of regular spaghetti.
Rice is also good, rice and beans.
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veggies are cheap as shit, especially frozen veggies. brown rice. bananas. plain yogurt. chicken thighs are way cheaper than breasts and taste way better.
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Rice and beans make a fairly decent nutritional profile together, and you can buy them in bulk, which drives the price down. There are a number of recipes online for working with different types, so you can get some variation: you'll want more than that, but these will serve you well as a basic staple.
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So today
My fucking parents used my God damn DEADNAME in my general direction
they KNOW I hate hearing it and if I do hear it then I am not responsible for anything I do after
after that said that in screamed at my dad and he fucking hit me
that was the last straw enough is enough
I took the cat, wrote "ASSHOLE" on my dad's car in sharpie and then got in my car and left
I'm still emotional over it I'm sorry if you can't read it
How do you guys deal with it?
What could I had done?
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>>16658205
> INB4 what is DEADNAME?
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>>16658205
> I am not responsible for anything I do after
Nope. Life doesn't work that way. I can't just make up a rule that I don't like when waiters give me coffee and there is no raw cane sugar at the table, only white sugar. When there is no fucking raw cane sugar I am not responsible for splashing that coffee at the waitress scalding her.
You can and you will be responsible because that is what a fucking adult does, day in and day out... and if it is not your asshole dad, it is your teacher, or your boss at work, or a cop that pulled you over for speeding... until the day you die in a shriveled up remnant of a human being after the supressed anger eats you out from the inside.
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well, if you have someplace to live that's fine.
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Allright /adv/ Im 19 years old about 230 in size Im not really fat but im on the chubby side and climbing I kinda want to be healthly you know I want to start doing natural stuff like drinking tea and stuff but I also would like to lose abit of wieght maybe get down to 180-190 im 6'1 -6'2 dont know whats a good weight for that height. Any overcomers good some good healthly advice that can help me lose some weight. Note: Not in the financial position to hit up a gym.
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dude a gym membership is like 10 bucks
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6'1 230 is a 30.3 BMI, which means you're obese. First step is stop lying to yourself. That includes "not being in the financial position to hit up a gym." Gyms are cheap as shit. If you actually care, you can find the money in your budget.
If you're really anti-gym though, there's plenty you can do. Walk/jog/run. All the fucking time. Pushups, pullups, situps, planks, squats, lunges. Basic shit.
And don't forget weight loss happens in the kitchen, not the gym. Put a calorie counter on your phone and actually update it. You'll be unpleasantly surprised at first, but it will help.
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you dont need a gym fatty, run or do shit at home
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Why do many girls cut contact with me after we have cybersex?
Does this happen with real sex too? I'm a virgin so I wouldn't know.
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One night cams lol
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Because theyre done with you
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>>16658172
They're embarrassed and you should be too.