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Well I just got into a bit of a heated fight with my girlfriend.

So long story short, I was with another girl, my now Ex-girlfriend for about four years before we broke up. She never really got over it, but I was able to move on and started seeing my current girlfriend about three months after the breakup. So far things have been great, she's nothing like my previous Ex, and we really are happy together.

My Ex is apparently not having it. I cut off all contact with her and she is mad because I was able to move on and she hasn't been. So she knows she can't get to me, so she has started harassing my current GF. Up until yesterday she has been a trooper and basically given as good as she is getting, telling my Ex to Fuck off, and basically telling me not to worry about it, she's got everything under control and is not at all bothered.

Then yesterday, my Ex sends my GF a couple of sex tapes we had previously made. My GF got really Fucking upset. So last night she starts having it out with me over that. She said that we looked way to into it with each other, and the sex looked really good, that she couldn't believe I could do such things with someone like that. Holy shit, I was in disbelief, I told my GF I mean you want to act like my Ex and I had never had sex? She was like she watched the whole video and now she couldn't get it out of her mind. And then she went on and watched the second one too! Are you Fucking kidding me? Who does that? I asked her why she didn't stop watching and she said because she couldn't.

I haven't talked to her since last night. I don't even know what to say right now. I've stayed completely away from my Ex, I've done nothing wrong, and my GF got pissed with me? Oh Fuck that. Naw it ain't going down like that.

I mean, what would you guys do in this situation. It's Fucking Bullshit.

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how to be a good girlfriend?

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How do I stop hating men and viewing them exclusively as dangerous, predatory creatures?

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>Is it normal for me to go to a club/bar by myself?
Yes. Stop overthinking this.

>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it.

>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.

>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
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>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.

>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing

>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.

>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No

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>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking

>Brandon or Female Brandon
Piss off.

>Who is Brandon/Female Brandon?
A shitposter who's convinced he's ugly. He keeps posting his picture to ask if he's ugly and to ask for dating advice, only to rebut or ignore any responses he gets. Female Brandon is a girl who pulls the same shit.

>Frog
Also piss off.

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So I am not having sex until marriage for religious reasons.
I am dating a very nice man, but although I have made my beliefs very clear, he always pushes me for sexual acts that I am not comfortable performing with someone I am not married to.

I have told him many times that if it is a problem for him, he should find a girl who is comfortable having premarital sex.
He is reluctant to leave the relationship for such a reason because 1) he thinks I am out of his league physically and worth waiting for and 2) he thinks we go very well together in other areas of the relationship.

I know we are sexually compatible because we have plenty of passion/ physical chemistry for each other. I just cut it off before it crosses the line.

the main issue here is that there have been several times when he has been overcome with lust and not been able to "stop" when I tell him to. In these situations, he usually ends up groping me or touching me in places that I am uncomfortable with. He always feels very badly afterwards and I forgive him, but I can tell that he is repressing his sexuality instead of accepting and controlling it.

Would it be better for me to end things? I love him very much, but I don't want him to suffer because of my beliefs. I am also uncomfortable with him not being able to control himself.

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Would you date an overweight girl with a pretty face and lot of the same interests as you?

That's the question I'm asking myself right now. I'm friends with a girl like the one I just described, and I get the feeling she's interested in me romantically. If she weren't overweight I'd immediately reciprocate her interest, but excessive fat is a huge turn off for me. She's certainly not obese but noticeably larger.

Am I shallow for feeling such reservations over physical appearances? Have you ever dated someone in spite of some major physical turn off? What was the result?

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How do I get my self-esteem back up after being betrayed and rejected by a complete asshole? I don't even think I can meet anyone else at this point.

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Ive been seeing this girl for a while now. A few months. Nothing too long. And she was talking to me about some things shes learned from the past and during the talk I found out she wasnt a virgin.
After hearing that she wasnt a virgin we engaged in a little chat about it and after hearing her views I broke things off with her.
Now shes been trying to turn people we know against me and shes very spiteful.
How am I supposed to let a girl go in this situation?

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How would you react if a girl told you she has fapped to you before?

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>tfw degrees are useless
>tfw cant get any job
>tfw im so fucked
its not fair man

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Ok, so this is a really awkward situation, but I'll try to describe it as best as I can.

My sister is a lesbian. Her wife is my ex girlfriend. Not really much story there. We didn't work out, she realized she liked women more than men, her and my sister make a really great couple, so it's cool. They want to have a child, and we've been talking about artificial insemination with my sperm and my sister's wife's egg. Everybody's cool with that.

Now the situation that I'm in is that my sister and her wife just recently had a talk with me. They've been throwing around the idea to just basically cut the middleman out of the picture all together. Basically they feel that we could save time and money by impregnating her the old fashioned way. They say they are both cool with it since we've already had sex before, so it wouldn't be a problem for either of them if we tried until she was pregnant. We would also just tell our parents that we did an artificial insemination.

I've really been kicking this around in my head. On the one hand, artificial insemination seems less strange, but on the other hand they have a point, and it would actually be the same end result either way. To top it all off, I thought my wife would say no, but she, while a little uneasy with it, actually didn't reject it. She knows my ex and I don't have any actual feelings for each other and that my ex is very devoted to my sister.

So I guess what I'm really looking for is an outside opinion on this situation. How does it look from a different perspective?

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Thanks to the anon for showing me the book "The Little Prince"

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I am confused about my sexuality at 25...
I thought I was only gay and I had only sex with men until now. But I developed more and more the desire to feel masculine and I fantasize about pleasing a girl, making ger go wild and orgasm...but I don't know if it would work in the real situation, I mean, maybe I could please her but maybe it doesnt make me horny in the end...I don't know how to approach women with this...I get hit on by women, men much less, so I seem masculine...but I don't know how to play it...

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Is it possible to gain build muscle on a diet?
I read the sticky at fit
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