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>>16712103

You both need to graduate high school before you know what love is.

>>16712114
>we're both 22 and in college

>>16712103
Dump her and move on

>>16712013
Congratulations OP! I'm happy for you! All I can say is Fuck em! Who needs em?

>>16712013
>What the fuck is wrong with East Germans? Why do some people have to shit on everything?
I don't know if it's Germans, or just this family. If I had to guess, I'd just say that his family is fucking terrible and they're "stuck" with each other. This is their way of taking out their shit lives on you two, because you actually want to be together.

Start distancing yourselves from them, because they'll ruin the birthing, your wedding, etc.

>>16712025
Thank you! I guess all that matters is that we are happy about it. They can think what they want.

>>16712026
Germans tend to be kind of socially retarded. I try to accept it, but I still have a hard time with the regular rude comments and unhelpful "advice" (criticism) that I get all the time from friends, family, and strangers. The pregnancy hormones are making it impossible to deal with.

I don't think we can push them away though. My family is all in the US, and we will need family support. His mom texted and kind of apologized and explained that she was shocked, and she is happy for us etc. I still think his sister was a giant bitch about it, and I am having a really hard time forgiving her or trying to understand it. Honestly, I think she is taking her frustration about her boyfriend never marrying her out on me. And I have been there and done that, so I can understand. But she doesn't have to constantly remind me that she doesn't think I am good enough for her brother. I got it.

>>16711916
Sadly, you can't.

Unless you're 'sufficiently disabled', you just can't. Even then, they'll pull some bullshit, UNLESS you somehow had a job earlier in life or you're 'disabled enough'.

i love how neets have this conception of themselves as creative animu girls living the enlightened life

>>16711917
I have enough reasons to want to be a NEET.
I have Klinefelter's, Repetitive strain injury, Asperger's, foward neck, anterior pelvic tilt, genuvagus, one ball bigger than the other and so on.

don't act retarded just to make people laugh

Break the relationship off before flirting again

Around blacks never relax

Post yourself and I'll tell you if she's prettier than you, since that's what you really want to know.

>>16711467
She's aight, 6.5/10, maybe a 7 if she's got a decent body.

>>16711517

?/10 is she?

First of all, stop thinking they're too good for you. If you think that, then they are. If you don't think that, then they aren't. Some girls are just not your style, they are never "too good" for you.

>>16711378
>First of all, stop thinking they're too good for you.

Literally this, You aren't doing any justice to yourself by saying that. Unless you're actually a bad person who manipulates people.

>>16711378
I'm a fat nerdy guy who plays mmos and is learning to draw in order to become a cartoonist most girls are too good for me, hell almost every girl is too good for me.
I try to be nice and friendly but that just gets you hurt in the long run but what can I do, I can't alienate an entire gender to protect my feelings

damn bit of a wall there. my b. ill separate this one out better hopefully.

ive almost entirely given up on normal prospects of dating and life because of how twisted my worldview is.
the old tropes of internet atheist, basically misogynistic, conspiracy theoristish type.
like the worlds out to get you but your also to small to give a shit about.
like i find the idea behind insurance to just be purely a scam, but i also get why its a thing and legally forced and binding.
its like you could have money saved for cushioning for any event and oh crashed your car, right heres a few grand to fix your shit done and done, or you could ask someone to take money from you all the time and ask if they might give it back yet they reserve to right to say no you dont get it back oh and were increasing the amount you pay us because you fucked (or got fucked) up.
i get it but i dont want to.
but i need to have a car. not just to work at further places and get around and get shit. but because thats the only acceptable thing.
if i bike everwhere (as i do now) im just some hippie or one of them hardcore cycle to workout kinda people (which im neither, its just cheap as fuck even with a motor and shit)
but thats how id be seen. as just some dude who never grew up. or never got his life together (which to be introspective of it yes i havent im fully aware that im as you would say a man child in that regard)
yet because i havent been challenged into becoming a "man" i have no actual reason to step out of the safety of a bill-less relaxed home-life.

but my body my mind hormones and social pressure drive me to want sex and companionship but the brain above primal instinctual urges to procreate just to do so tell me its really a dumb fucking idea.

specially at this time in my life where i still dont know who i am nor what i want or need, specially from a potential partner.

i dont have any future goals or prospects because why? the worlds not gonna give a shit. im not gonna give a shit. and living any life is going to leave me unfufilled because i am deep down a greedy fuck.

and i know everyone else is too. which is why i dont give to shit like aspca and shit like that even tho i wouldnt want to hurt an animal or see one hurt but i know most of that donation just goes to padding some assholes pockets.

so i just kinda continue doing the same exact things every day. the specifics might change but its all the same.

i dont have hobbys, i just play games cause its easy to do and the moneys already been put in so i dont need to spend 2-5 grand more just to get going with something else.

i want to be more social but at the same time i know im just one of the worst people to be around.

bad breath, terrible half lisp cause by partial dentures, lack of social skills from being outcasted since 4th grade. i didnt take good care of myself growing up and ive paid back against some of that to try to fix it but its not enough.

i cant just change every single thing about me to fix me. cause then im not me im just whats wanted.

i dont really know what i keep going on for. not in a sad depressed life sucks teenage angst kindof way just in a what the point kind of way.


im not even fucking good at games even tho its the only thing ive ever done. but when pressed for a "hobby" thats the only thing i can even say so people just assume that if thats all you do than you must be good at them and yet im not.

ive been lied to enough by everyone or betrayed in a harsh enough way that i just cant trust people any more.

i dont have a close friend no best friends and i havent been invited to do anything in months when i know people who could almost be friends have done shit and it wouldnt have taken much time to get me to come with them pick me up shit like that.

i just know im not the type to be around people. but every fiber of my being is telling me thats what i want.

except that little nudge in the back of my head reminding me that im not supposed to be with them. i dont quite fit in.

ive never given a shit about anything that i could not just drop tomorrow and be fine. so i cant confide with people of similar interests because i dont have any.

i just sort of exist. and i just dont know how to care. its always said that you just sortof find your interest yet i continue to fail to find it.


i want to believe theres good in people and im to emotionally controllable to deal with most things but then i remember all the fucking fucked up shit that happens to everyone and how the only way to win in life is to fucking step on people piss on them feed parts to your dogs and bury them when your done.

and i just want no god damn part in any of it. i know im greedy and i could be called lazy but i try to be a good worker but at the end of the day i know im just a number with a bunch of other numbers in a faceless billion dollar corporation with more money than it knows what to do with.
bending down to people with virtual money in virtual stocks that mean literally nothing.

This is a troll thread right?

>>16711204
Its a green flag

Holy warriors live forever

>>16711204
Probably. He might be interesting and have some genuinely neat hobbies and experiences, but most likely he's scared, edgy, jaded, and too-cool-for-everyone, making him absolutely alone

Call my lawyer and start protecting my assets.
Don't mention anything till I get it all sorted.
Maybe even try get a friend to try fuck her and get it all recorded to use as evidence of infidelity.

>>16711203
Talk to her about it. You guys probably aren't communicating enough.

>>16711212
Wont change her mind though.
If shes looking for a way out shes not looking to fix the problem.

>>16711193
Nihao
Are you upset you can't understand what they're saying?
Do you feel like your country's culture is being raped because they are speaking chinese?
Do the sounds just grate on your ears?
Describe why this makes you mad and maybe more like can be shed on this issue

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>>16711567
Goddamn rice niggers won't speak fucking English so now I hate the Boomers that let this shit go on for so long. I go to school in Vancouver and I don't even bother talking to other students because it's the most self segregated place on Earth. Pierre Trudeau go to Hell.

Sorry for being such a douch.

>>16711567
Sorry for ranting.

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>>16710968
Destroying the happiness of others

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>>16710968
Who said there was a point?

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But anon, I like you
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Short guys date short girls.

>>16710981

She is waaaay hot to be attracted to someone like me.

>>16710984
Margot Robbie is hot if you don't stare at her for more than 1 minute

You quickly then realize she looks like a frog

>>16710940
like this

http://i.imgur.com/R26Rl.jpg

Virgin here.

The less the better.

>>16710940
it's not a big deal. i mean, i won't sleep with anyone i'm in a committed relationship with so the last thing i care about is pubic hair. that said, when a guy has really long hair or a girl does, bjs/eating out does mean hair gets involved. and for sex, if i had to choose 1 i'd say trimmed or shaved means more skin touching vs hair touching but like i said, i don't sleep with someone i'm not in a serious relationship with and pubic hair is worth 0% of my concern... unless we start having sex regularly and she wants/i want to eat her out a lot. i imagine the same is with a bj, you'd rather suck/lick what you're going after than what you're going after + hair. 1 or 2 times though, who cares.

i would love to know the answer

>>16710696
Date an Asian girl.

>>16711020
> asian
> empathetic

ahaha

When you're attractive.

lift bro

>>16710776

Well the girl I was talking to seemed into me.. Or maybe I am looking at something that isn't there?

>>16710536
>I always feel like such a lecherous piece of shit when talking to women.
That's what makes it creepy. When you're overly self-conscious and it's leaking out. You hesitate more, your body language gets confused and you end up smack damn in the middle of the uncanny valley.