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>>16735061
who is on the lease?

>>16735061
Pic related, that's where he threw me into the wall. He pled guilty to assault himself, I don't know if he admitted to it on his own, or was told it was his best option.

>>16735068
We have no lease atm. Our lease switched month to month in December, and we haven't resigned a lease agreement. The landlords are aware of the situation and the damage, but all of the rent receipts are in my name because until recently he made more money than me, and we would've received a bigger tax return from me claiming the apartment.

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Most of those videos are fake as fuck. It's basically already known by now. Don't try to emulate what they do or make yourself feel bad because of them since it's not an actual interaction with another human being.

>>16734967

I'm not "good" with the ladies but I've fucked like 4 in the past month or so. I guess they're attracted to the quiet types. But you kinda already have to be "cute" for that to work. And yeah, those videos are fake and use paid actors. It's pretty pathetic, they capitalise off other people's loneliness. I tried to emulate it once a few years ago and I shit you not, this is what happened.

>Be depressed
>watch a few pick up videos
>omg it's so easy! xD!
>Go to the city
>two girls sitting down
>fuck it, just do it
>sit next to them "hey my name's anon, i think you're really pretty"
>legit 2 minutes of silence, have no fucking clue what to say
>finally one of them says ".... Weeeelllll anon, we'll save you your trouble because we both have boyfriends"
>Walk away to hear them laughing loud
>crushed inside

Yeah OP, don't be like me. That was a few years ago and now it's just a funny story I tell to people.

>>16735010
It's admirable that you tried. I can improvise a little more than what you described to try & jump-start things but there's not really much connection because I'm kind of serious & morbid while women are so ebulient.

Now if all the lonely anons could be their genuine depressed, misanthropic selves & get reward for it? Wouldn't that be something? There has to be one who can teach us the way of GENUINE game over "be like Chad bros".

>>16734837
bruh, just fuck leave it alone and don't bring that travesty up again. you can't fix that spaghetti. that's grade A, prime, aged spaghetti. do yourself a favor and shut the fuck up.

>Also, she has a boyfriend.

then move on you faggot.

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Why do you faggots do this
>PLEASE fill me in on what music you like
Don't use the word ''please''. Don't act as if you're asking for some vital information when in reality you're just fishing for conversation topics.
>hours later
>or don't, I don't need to be filled in, whatever
>or don't, I don't need to be filled in, whatever
>or don't, I don't need to be filled in, whatever
WHAT THE FUCK?
>oh SORRY
Why are you apologizing? What's wrong with you?
>just really like talking about music
pic related

Don't feel bad OP. You just gotta talk to women like they're equals. I'm sure you'll do better next time, I'd drop this particular girl though.

>>16734503
her having male friends and going out drinking makes you a cuck? it sounds like she has friends and is having fun. she understands why you're concerned and urged you to trust her. you guys are currently long distance so it's not like she could spend time with you or have you come along to calm your suspicions.

if you're unable to trust her and are constantly worried that she's cheating on you then it wouldn't matter what sort of friends she had or what she did on her free time, your imagination was going to drift there anyway.

maybe she is/was cheating on you. i don't fucking know but neither do you. you have no proof of anything happening.

you being that suspicious and untrusting is going to push pretty much anyone away. no one likes feeling controlled like that. the lack of trust in a relationship is a red flag as well.

>>16734545
i didn't hold her from having friends , but with limits , when she invite a male friend and they are alone at her place or at his place , that's not friendship , at least she should respec our relation and respect me and my feelings

>>16734503

You did the right choice. She was a liar, and clearly didn't care about your feelings.

What, she HAS to go out? No she doesn't. She CHOSE to go out.

If she doesn't care about your feelings, she doesn't care about you.

>>16734376
Yep, my parents were like that.

Don't suggest anything to them or correct them or help them. Don't engage in conversation. Ignore them as much as you can. If you're lucky enough to have your own room, just keep the door shut as much as you can.

For your own sanity, try to keep some positive people in your life. Hang out with them as much as possible, and stay over when you can.

Get earplugs for when you sleep. If you need something stronger, get some cheap closed headphones and wear those as well as earplugs.

Not sure what to do about the perfume thing.

Also, move out when you can.

>>16734376
Move the fuck out, kid, or shut the fuck up.

>how do I stop the stove from burning me whenever I touch it?

They're your parents, not your children. Fuck em.

What's going on is that you're wrong.

You've generalized all women into a duality. If you want to have successful relationships with women treat each one individually and not belonging to a pool that fits your stereotype of them. You're only basing your assumptions off of your experience with a small amount of women, which is more indicative that there is something awry with the way you interact with women rather than the women themselves. Your lack of experience with women also leads me to believe you are quite young which means you are not dealing with women but with young girls, who know what they want no more than boys your age do.

>>16733948
Because any girl who is single has personality issues and/or mental issues.

Ask yourself, why is that girl single?
She looks hot, like interesting things boys like, oh right she can't communicate with her fellow human beings.

Loner girls are impossible to talk to. The rest already have a dude.

The reason why more chicks have dudes than the other way around is because successful men usually have side bitches. Why aren't you lifting?

yes, why?

It's the Special Olympics. It doesn't matter who wins because everyone is retarded.

>>16733947
I never lose. Once you opponent starts slinging insults at you its your victory.

What?

>>16733178
My nephew has friends. Lots of friends. He's not a loser like everyone else in the family. His mom was planning to take him and a handful of his friends to the city for his birthday, and then she got sick.

"Oh, Anon can look after them! He's never accidentally killed a kid before, I'm sure it'll be fine."

>>16733151
>>16733192
Just refuse to do it you pussy. Man up, tell them you won't be a babysitter, and lock yourself in your room.

>she was the one who couldnt please me in the relationship in the first place

You have at least talked with her about it and see if anything could be fixed, and if not, cut with her but not fucking cheat at first you disgusting fag.

>>16733089
Its not my fucking job to tell her she's a crappy girlfriend. What do I look like, her boyfriend?

Boo frickety hoo! I cheated on my gf and now were not together anymore!

Someone call a wambance for this faggot

Be careful, I started with just a single gloved finger and within a year I was taking real, raw cock up my ass and I love it. 100% serious.

it's a slippery slope. fingers will become boring, you'll move on to bigger and better things.

don't go down that path if you don't want to do "gay" stuff, the pleasure sensations from anal sex have been known to be addictive to some people. i read an interview with an ex gay porn star and he said that he could go celibate for months but after one anal sex or masturbation it was like the addiction started full force again.

seriously speaking, if you don't want to end up dildoing your ass in your spare time, just stop playing with your ass entirely.

>>16733074
I've done this for years and I've never wanted to take a dick in my ass

>>16733125
I think I'll do that, when I watch pegging porn, I feel nervous as fuck and as soon as I feel a sensation in my penis and it makes me freak out, I honestly think it's my OCD acting up

Shit, the more I read myself, the more I realise I sound like a fucking mental case, thank god for this place, I could never tell that anyone

>>16732972
Friendly bump for interest.

Hey Anon, I feel you. It took some time for me to tell my wife I was into the kinky stuff.

I basically presented an exact wishlist as a birthday present to myself. We drank a bunch and I was like 'Okay, here's what I want us to try for my birthday.'

Give it a shot.

You should really sit down for lunch at home and have a coming out.
She might get a kick out of making you do chores naked or something.

>>16732544
Ok. What advice do you want?

>>16732544
Do they not fuck up it seems like you haven't gotten your ass kicked yet

>>16732544
Good for you anon, I'm the same.
I find a girl being single is a red flag, clearly there is something she is doing or does to end up and stay single.

If no other guy trying to date her then clearly there is something wrong.

Op here. I even picked up smoking and drinking because it helps me relax.
Debating on trying drugs to help me forget.

There are plenty of ways you can dispose of her body. Try asking on >>>/b/

>>16732548
She's ruined my life enough as it is. I still love her but it hurts me to be around her.

>>16732175
No help?

Wait, give me some context

>>16732175
You might start by trying to think of her as a woman and not a bitch. That might lead you to some sense of what her experience was, and what you should do next to try and make up for your actions.

how open is your gf about stuff like this?
it would be way, WAY better do try stuff like thaz with her knowing.
i mean, i wouldn't blame my bf for wanting some excitement after being loyal for 4 years (you were loyal, RIGHT?)
but i would prefer to make such experiences as a couple.

>>16732125

you'll probably regret it either way.

you could try talking to her about it, though. maybe she'd want to do a threesome or something.

or you could break up with her to explore other things.

I think you know she has to know.
Cheating is never ok.
All of 4chan would behead you for cheating on a virgin.
Open the relationship or kiss your non monogamous intrests goodbye.