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Insert penis into her holes, see how it feels, then get back to us.

>>16713923
But I don't want to ruin her. She deserves a solid relationship to lose her virginity over.

>>16713917

what was the fucking question?

>>16713817

break up with him he deserves a lot better

>what's the best possible way you can imagine a girl breaking up with you?

No drama just leave

>>16713817

wait it out. how could that possibly go wrong? i mean its only your life, why spend it with someone who actually respects you?

no brainer op, you'll never do better than this guy. maybe you should get a leash and let him walk you too.

>>16713817
Break up with him. He won't trust you more. He'll just find excuses to become more and more a clingy and controlling idiot.

Tell him the truth, leave him and never talk to him again. It will hurt a lot for a while and then he'll be fine.

Yeah it is if your motivated enough. I hope you won't make it tho and end up losing her so you can learn a lesson.

>>16713718
google zyzz

>>16713718

it kinda depends. do you have abs underneath fat? the thing is if ur not really worked out your abs are gonna look retarded anyway.

but all you have to do is cut down to a ridiculously low body fat percentage. work outs wont do that. dieting will. i mean running and basic cardio will help.

but if ur doing crunches and shit you need to actually have a calorie surplus for abs to form

>>16713471

>also rate

no

There is an overload of incompetent self-taught "coders" out there. You won't have much of a chance if you don't have something like a degree to back it up. Why not go to uni and get an education?

>>16713481

because its a troll thread

>>16713409

Yes but don't expect handsome rich men

There are 17 year old 90LB girls, so a 22 year old 160 lb girl is gonna have to lower her standards

>>16713417
I don't have any standards :D

Actually I do, I don't want them to be diseased or sociopaths but that's it

>>16713409
Don't worry honey, as long as you have boobs and a vagina, there'll be always guys that wanna stick their dicks into you.

>>16713176

>how dare she

by your current account she hasnt done a single thing wrong. i mean you say 'broke my heart' but if ur chatting casually about who shes dating it sounds more like

>i somehow 'fell in love' with a girl i never dated
>her rejecting me is a huge offense
>she is horrible for not loving me

but ur there in her life listening to her. its your own fault nigga. unless its your own fucking sister you can just remove yourself from her life, and if it is your sister, you have bigger issues to worry about.

get out, go alone, move on.

She has some nerve. Talking to me about it, when she knows what she meant to me. I love her, but damn it hurts.

>>16713190

Nobody's forcing you to listen. You could just walk away, or hang up, or log off, instead of standing there like a little bitch, pretending it's fine, and bottling everything up until you're full of rage. You assume she should read your mind and know when you're upset, while she assumes that you have the basic ability to make it known that you're upset. Since you lack the courage to do so, she keeps talking, and you keep listening.

>>16713175

the idea of 'average' is pretty distorted. its hard for us to comment on dating culture of a place like turkey since most of us are more western (white).

but girls (in our countries) do not want a guy who 'wants a girlfriend'.

think about how dumb that is. remember when you were a teen and you (or someone you knew cough cough) was going around to chat rooms and websites asking every girl your age to 'be my gf' before actually getting to know them?

remember all the people who were 'online dating' random ass fuckers online? this is what you are now, as an adult. you are someone who simply wants a GF, any GF will do.

why would a girl want to be that? why would a girl want to be an appliance? why would a MAN want to be an appliance?

people want to be wanted. but to just be like 'HURR DURR I JUST WANT A GF DOESNT MATTER IF SHES NOT EVEN GORGEOUS'.

i mean sure you arent telling the girls that, but they can smell it. no girl wants to be the 'im not gorgeous to you but im 'okay enough' to date' girl.

>>16713199
so you suggest me; dont find a girlfriend just wait...? (sorry if i understand you wrong, my english is not to good :/)

>>16713175
Have you tried talking to a girl then asking if she'd like to go on a date with you?

You haven't really provided any context as to why there's a problem with you getting a girlfriend.

Using someone like that is pretty shitty and selfish.

Dump her and find someone you wont want to hurt like that or just roll with it and see what happens. Resist your asshole urges.

Do that but don't lead her on.

Maybe you'll fall for her and she'll do exactly what you wanted to do on her to you.

>>16713174

i dont think ur capable of loving her.

You sound like a fag.

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>>16713088
I enjoy my daily life, I enjoy pursuing love.
Without bad there is no good, I enjoy the means of contrast and the delicate balance of nature
embrace a positive attitude and you will enjoy life too

>>16713088

what? dude how edgy are you that you can have a life so comfortable with ample time to shitpost about how how 'pointless' life is on a mongolian circumcision pictograph forum and yet somehow believe your shitposting to be valid?

you have a phone where you can call friends and go play cowadoody while throwing down some beers and eating fucking donuts and pizza and then go sleep for 8 to 12 uninterrupted hours on a mother fucking mattress that you dont share with anyone in a room that you dont share with anyone before waking up and brushing your teeth becuase you live in a world where they've prevented the real lifelong pain of teeth rotting right out of your skull.

but somehow you aren't 'winning' because fairytale love isnt true? somehow this is a 'fight' to live this cushy fucking existence and its our job to justify that to you?

really?

>>16712933
date women over 6'

Yeah, just date tall chicks. Tall girls usually don't like that they're tall so they'll feel more confident being with someone that's taller than them.

>>16712933
I would only refuse to date a guy that tall if he were too skinny
I understand it is hard at that height to get the proper caloric intake
but I'd want him to be basketball player mode built for it to work

I am 5'7"

you realize women aren't homogenous? I think there are people that can't get on with other humans.. but there are definately not people who can't get on with only men or can't get on with only women..

>>16712756
Don't give up - just don't obsess over it. Think of other things, immerse yourself in your studies, join a gym, or just look at women as possible friends rather than lovers. When you start to relax around them is when they may begin to find you attractive.

>>16712884
Thank you, very good advice. Though I still doubt a girl would find me attractive regardless after she gets to know me, I'm too nice so I don't think I'll ever get anything beyond friends.

>>16712660
do you live in a big city or a small/medium sized one? are you from the US, Europe or Asian country? these are all important factors you know

Try losing weight

>>16712660
You sound like hard
>my favourite bar, I don't want to go there, for reasons and stuff.

My only tip for you is... Don't look for one. Enjoy your life while single. Some things are best felt when you don't "look".

Just try dating apps i got a gf in less then a month and I'm a complete loser but I'm hot so I win anyway

>>16712371
This. I don't know the cause of your initial troubles, but if things have gotten this bad, then your desperation is probably an even bigger factor than the original problem was. The biggest thing you can do is calm down.

>>16712168
yes people can have hairlines that aren't straight, but you definitely have male pattern baldness, what's the crown of your head look like?

hairline receding doesn't always mean baldness anon, don't trip. You have a slight widow's peak so your hair is going to naturally look like that.

>>16712174
So just a small amount of recession makes my hairline look worse? Like if a black guy or something receded the same amount as me they would just give little corners missing like meek mill style? I feel like a lot of people I know are receding but mine looks like shit because I had a natural nw2 widow peak hairline

Will you ever have kids?

>>16712163
Nope. Don't even plan to adopt.
Already assimilating.

>>16712141
Citizenship has nothing to do with it. If any of your income comes from the US, they don't care if you're Martian, they're going to tax it.