Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 6358. page

Go 'eugh' and walk away, as usual.

>>16719054
>your
>were

dropped

Depends on how you make small talk. Can I get a White Russian?

come on guys i know someone out there has something for me

>>16718770
Black anon here.
You better look somewhat "good looking".
Have a bit of Street in you.. (Not Wigger)

>>16718874
>You better look somewhat "good looking".
>Have a bit of Street in you.. (Not Wigger)

That's one line of thought...
Another is to be educated and have a decent job and some money.
That way, you can get yourself a black girlfriend worth having--one that won't settle for all the losers that so populate the black community.

bro you need to move
the
fuck
on

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>>16718443

this might be the codeine speaking but never will i ever go on /adv/ on friday again.

>>16718443
To start I think you should divorce your wife for being such a raging autistic beta cuck
Then you can cry about it on the internet

Seriously though, why do you care? How do you know she would've wanted to have been buried in Georgia? You're being selfish about a girl that probably stopped thinking about you long ago. Move on anon, holy shit

start going out change you looks (new clothes idk new shoes)go to bars meet other people that are sitting alone and talk to them. talk to people at your work see if they want to go out (eat or watch a movie anything really)

>>16718093
It's a myth of adulthood to have lots of friends. Even coworkers are rarely friends outside of work.
When you get a career going with a family and kids there is little or no spare time for friends.

Of course an early 20s person would seem interesting with a great social life because they are just out of college where they had ready access to easy social opportunities. Don't get discouraged comparing yourself to others like that.

You know when you are out doing mundane errands like getting groceries? Try talking up someone in line instead of being a quiet zombie robot going through the everyday motions of life. Things only seem mundane because you aren't actively engaging your surroundings.

>>16718093

Start a social hobby like a team sport or rock climbing or whatever, just something to do that involves interacting with people. Be friendly and open. Learn names, chat with folks. Invite them out for drinks.

>>16718239

Having kids the real killer. Merely being an adult with a long term relationship and a career doesn't kill friendships, though making a keeping friends as an adult is definitely more effort.

gotta go fast

if you're a niceguy you lose. if you're an asshole you win

Would you consider yourself more alpha or more beta?

If more alpha, she's worried about looking like a slut sleeping with you. She's looking for more than just sex from you, she wants a relationship too. There are a few ways you could handle this, depending on what you're looking for.

If you're a beta, she's probably saying that because you've been giving her the boyfriend experience for free/cheap and now you're trying to raise prices on her by looking for sex in return.

stop looking for one

>>16717399
i'm not op

but i'm 21 and that didn't work for me and i'm not ugly

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>>16717383

>>16717332
In reality it's probably more like $60k just to live, but it'll be shit quality of life. The $1500 is better when you have roommates.

>>16717337
What if you just want to take the bus every day and get a bunch of roommates in a lower priced neighborhood?

>>16717332

House share/apartment share. Only rich kids coasting on daddy's credit card can afford to live alone.

For most other people, even if their on a profitable career path, you cant afford to live alone when you're young. Not in 2016

let someone put a note on your back that says "kick me" and you will get noticed alot

but honestly, to be noticed in a positive way can be good and bad at the same time

celebrities get noticed all the time, have people at their feet and lots of them hate it

>>16717324

Try talking about something interesting rather than just talking, it may be that people find you annoying. Listen when you're in a conversation and comment on what the person says rather than just waiting for your turn to speak.

>>16717401

I already do that. Talking is not something I have an issue with. Like I said talking is my one talent. I do really well with presentation projects and shit and have had people tell me multiple times I tell really good stories and stuff. Which is nice, but its not exactly the most exciting "gift" in the world

>>16717370

I would rather receive good and bad attention that be invisible. At least there's drama and excitement with the former

Whats the latter? Nobody knows you're here then you die alone after accomplishing nothing

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>>16717192
This is bait

>>16717198

No it's not.

Please respond, this is my hour of need.

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This used to be me. I attempted once. I would recommend not doing it. Just force the feeling out. Don't feed the sadness or else it'll get worse

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>>16717154
"Without strife, the victory has no meaning. Without strife, one does not advance. Without strife, there is only stagnation."
―Yuthura Ban

>>16717154
Its not really "no good reason". Its reason is rather hidden. Most likely a dopamine intake issue

>>16717146
You should prepare her bull

>>16717179
Please post something serious or stop shitposting or anything but 'le cuck' post.

>>16717146
>16 year old wife
What country are you from?

Congratulations!

>>16716381
Thanks. Im still torn between whether or not going out and having sex is cheating no fap or not.
I think Ill decided after a a few more weeks.

>>16716375
Forgot to mention my flaccid penis is an inch and a half smaller. Which is good because it was fucking huge before and inconvenient.

>>16716135

make some money you broke bastard

$= gross

$$= ew

$$$= eh

$$$$= look at him

$$$$$= what a catch

$$$$$$= you can do whatever you want to me daddy

Change your haircut like grow it out just a bit & style it & workout (BTW you look skinny but its just good to workout so dunt be offended) & BTW I'm a girl & I like gingers

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fixed photo i think

>>16716140
yea but money can't buy happiness :P im not happy with my appearance

>>16716141
Thanks,im not that skinny though

Lol fcking dumb, say u didnt see anything.

>>16716019
But there were nearby cameras who recorded us fleeing from scene.
can I say an obvious bullshit like that?

>>16716018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc

>>16715988
Condoms are awkward, fuck her without one. If she is taking birth control and you pull out everything will be fine... you are both virgins so no stds.

You were nervous, end of story. Chill out, maybe smoke a joint before next time.

Will she think low of me?
She said its fone but cmon, i know shes disappointed