I'm a guy going to reach 28 this year. How do I stop being depressed about being a virgin?
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>>16715932
get a hooker
you won't be getting any prime pussy right now for free, so go ahead
don't buy condoms she will have them without extra pay
>>16715932
I think you know damn well what has to happen
Fuck, fuck, fuck!!! I completely fucked up big this time, guys. I accidentally killed my girlfriend's dog.
She had this blonde German Shepard which she would leave with me to babysit whenever she went out of town.
But the other night, I was playing with it and couldn't help but noticed it's cunt. For some reason I got this idea of sticking my finger in there and playing around, which got me a little bit in the mood. I thought to myself that I should try everything at least once in my life, like my dad would advise. So I pulled down my pants and stuck my dick in it.
I kept going at it for a good while. But the closer I came to cumming, the more rough my thrusting grew. The dog started yelping in pain, but I was too close to climaxing to stop myself. Once I was done, I pulled out and jizzed on it's back, which then suddenly passed out and stopped breathing. In a panic, I rushed over to the vet, but she was pronounced dead on arrival.
They had to keep her overnight to investigate, and I couldn't think of any reasons to refuse that. So I just mindlessly let them take her, unsure on what to do next. Now I'm terrified they'll put the pieces together and Sherlock the fuck out of me. And even my terrified my girlfriend will find out too.
What do, /adv/? I'm thinking of skipping town and cutting contact with everyone.
>I killed my woman's dog by fingerfucking it too hard
well op, it's simple and clear
Kill yourself
Or hire a hitman on your own head so you're not gauranteed to hell
>>16715571
>>16715576
Read it again. He had sex with a dog.
Who /circumcised/ here?
I've been thinking a lot about how shitty it feels to be cut. I seriously cannot think of anything else. How do you guys cope with it? Is there anyway to make my penis sensitive again? Is foreskin restoration worth the time?
focus more on the sensation of orgasm, that's the best part of sex anyway. If you have a proper build up when you release you can actually feel the endorphins being released by your brain and can even get high off of it. It doesn't last more than a few seconds but it is a quite distinct sensation if you look for it.
>>16715421
But the orgasm will feel different while being cut.
>>16715410
You can't undo your circumcision so just learn to enjoy what you have. Restoration surgeries aren't really worth it unless you are in pain as a result of your circumcision
He /adv/ I've been wanting to do something new with my hair but I'm not sure what. Any advice? Any advice to improve myself overall?
pics of suggested hairstyles would be greatly appreciated as well by the way
>>16715394
Can't tsll you anything without light and higher quality.
Are you a boy or a girl?
going to have sex for the first time. What do?????
help pls
Benis in vagoo
aww fuck:(
I started a thread here the other night, I'm an alcoholic and my gf had come home one day to find out I had been drinking, it wasn't that much but I had quite some clean time and this was terrible. She kicked me right out. Now I have finally regained contact with her today (after a week) and she has shed some light on why she is so pissed.
I had originally thought I had 3 beers because I saw them on the counter when I was tossed out (I was passed out and she came home) turns out there was 2 more in a bag in the bathroom. So that doesn't look good, I get that. What is really fucked up is that I was sending her emails from the hotel for hours after all this. I have no recollection of this. And the emails were horrible, I have no clue why I would say these things. I never check my outgoing mail so I didn't know until she started talking to me again. I have no idea why I wouldn't text instead. And I do find it strange that I would blackout after 5 beers.
Now she has agreed to see me again so I can see the dog and I have no idea what to say to her. She took all of my stuff out of the house and is, with very good reason, PISSED OFF. All this time I thought she was pissed about the drinking and I had no idea I sent the emails. So I really have no clue what to say. I'm honestly sorry and I understand why she's so livid but it was like I lost my mind, not even like I was drunk. Is there a mental condition that would cause this? It's like the beer and emails were a series of actions that were self destructive, not like the beer actually caused it.
>>16715215
do you take pills
>>16715215
Depression possibly. Before she says a single word immediately apologize and say you have enrolled in therapy, AA, something. And actually enroll.
>>16715215
...what was the content of the emails?
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't. Our answers are not going to help you.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking
Is it okay with women if I date you but under no circumstance would consider a long term relationship with you. Like sleeping with a whore. Youd never marry the whore though.
Some friends and I were talking about kids and marriage. Opinions seemed to generally be no marriage ever, or go for marriage when your relationship is ready for it.
When I gave my opinion people looked at me like I was weird, because I think the only point of marriage is to help create a stable family dynamic so I'd only get married when we were ready to start having children, and not a day before. Is it really that odd?
>>16735206
How you feel isn't odd just a minority.
I personally think marriage is about the two people getting married loving each other so much to where they want to be with each other forever.
Just because how you feel isn't the same as your friends, it doesn't make it wrong anon.
Hope I helped.
Does anyone have any experience with intercultural dating?
I'm a foreigner living in Japan and there's a girl I'm interested in. I think she might be into me, too. I'm a wizard and I've never dated anyone, but that isn't the focus of this thread.
How did your intercultural relationship start? What problems did you overcome? What problems couldn't you overcome?
I'd like to hear your story, and if you have any insight for me I'd appreciate it.
>meeting a girl for lunch, it's our second meeting alone
>would like to date her
>Japan has a tradition of 告白 kokuhaku, a formal confession of "love" (more like "like") with a request to begin dating
>is it too soon?
>is it ok to do in public?
>we previously discussed intercultural communication. I don't know much Japanese, but she knows English and is ok with me speaking to her in a more direct manner than is common in Japanese
I'd appreciate any insight.
>>16715210
this is a hot thread
>>16715216
I'm happy to appeal to your fetish, buddy.
Good stuff there mate. I can't say for all Japanese girls but they're pretty cool. We met while I was at work and started to date after a few meet ups. There wasn't any big problems, it's just the culture. Like she was too shy to give a goodbye kiss in public but eventually eased up, it's not common to show PDA like that over there, so there's things like that. Any questions?
Hey /adv/, I wanna be a U.S. Navy SEAL.
What's the best way to go about this? It is my dream job. Should I just join right as I go into the Navy or just wait?
>I want to be treated like a piece of shit
>Not just any shit, but the WORST shit
>But if I get in then 12 year old will think I'm cool
Do the research.
Are you in extremely good physical shape? Are you going to be able to endure the extreme hardship of the training and lifestyle?
Essentially, do you want to BE a Navy Seal or do you want to DO what a Seal does?
Also, are you ready to enjoy four years in the regular Navy in the likely event you fail? The Navy happily staffs a lot of its shittier jobs with kids who wanted to be Seals.
>>16715169
I want to BE a Navy SEAL.
Okay, so this girl I met 2 weeks ago told me she's afraid of commitment in a relationship. She says it's because she cheated on her ex and deeply regretted it afterwards or some shit. She says she doesn't trust herself and doesn't want to hurt me.
I didn't start the convo about this. I was just talking to her and she says her mom is telling everyone that we're dating. I said "are we not?" And that's where the commitment thing started. Then she says she wants to talk to me longer and she has to want it.
The fuck does this mean? This girl talks to me ALL day. We FaceTime and text literally all day and she ALWAYS texts first and like 2/3 of the time FaceTimes me first. She seriously likes me because I can tell whenever we meet. So what the fuck does this mean? She told me this like 5 hours ago and it's been fucking with me since because I have no fucking clue.
She basically put you in the friendzone. Drop her OP she just wants attention to fill up her ego. She doesn't want to date you.
>>16715007
It's escalated past the friend zone but not a home run yet
>>16714991
basically it means if she finds someone else she wants to fuck she wants to be able to do it without feeling guilty afterwards.
Use her for sex and discard after done OP, she's no where near mature enough for a real relationship.
How important is family?
Depends. If your family are cunts, fuck 'em. Don't let them drag you down with them.
>>16714948
As far as what OP? I'm married with kids and I would saw my arm off for them, I have a friend who I consider my brother way beyond my biological brother, family is who you make of it, and they are 110% important
there are no obligations to family. i don't consider blood to mean anything. what a petty fucking reason to do something for or feel obligated to someone. if we're talking your parents and they're great, well that's a different story as it's a relationship. but siblings you've always been take it or leave it with, screw it
She's furious because: "THEY'RE JUST ROCKS, YOU SPENT $140 OF OUR MONEY ON ROCKS". How do I explain to her that water stones are essential for honing my katana?
>>16714727
water the stones with her tears
>>16714727
MINERALS MARIE. THEY'RE MINERALS.
>>16714727
>water stones are essential for honing my katana
Stop being an autistic faggot with a katana.
My crush opened up to me recently. It turns out she has bi polar, depression and has self harmed in the past. As someone who already has attachment and self confidence issues, should I abort?
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>>16714688
RUN
U
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SHE WILL CHEW YOU UP. SPIT YOU OUT. NOT THINK TWICE.
LONELY GUY + CRAZY GIRL = BAD NEWS
Crazy girls need sadists, they are incapable of a relationship where 2 people love each other- IF YOU LOVE HER SHE WILL RUIN YOU
>>16714688
Three in a row? That's a lot dude l. But give it a chance.
"bi polar, depression and has self harmed in the past" Should you abort? ...
No ones perfect, but why enter a relationship with someone with that many issues?
>women want to complain about their easy problems
>men want to give simple solutions
> I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO SOLVE MY PROBLEM I JUST WANTED TO VENT
Every.Fucking.Day.
How are these just "differences"?
The female method is clearly
>>16714390
*clearly worse
>The female method is clearly worse
Who cares, stop being an autist and just tell her some bullshit like "i know", "i'm sorry" etc. Offer solutions only if she ask for them
>posts on a board which is meant for giving solutions
>in order to vent
Good job on demonstrating the female method.
Ok guys. I'm a 30 year old man. My girlfriend is 24 and has 2 kids from a previous marriage. I know i know. Cuck hahahaha. Got it.
Anyway. I own a home, have a stable job, am great to her and her kids.
She, lives at home with her parents, and the kids are there. The baby's father isn't involved much in their life. Once or twice a month he will get them for a week for me and her to be alone.
So the argument we are having arised last night and continued through the day. We were hanging out at her parents house, because I rode by for dinner she mad. She put the kids to bed and we were hanging on her couch while everyone else in the house was asleep. And she wouldn't blow me. She said she doesn't want to do that her house because someone might walk out and catch us blah blah blah.
Am i being unreasonable for pretty much demanding sex? I fucking take this girl out all the time and her kids. Her whole thing was "i just dont like doing it at my parents house its weird" even though when we first started seeing eachother she did it all the time.
I feel like she's trying to get me to ask her and her shitty little kids to come live with me and if there is anything that bothers me it's the constant feeling of someone trying to make me into a punk.
Am i betabux? I fuck the dogshit out of her when when we fuck. She shivers. I do it well. I have a nice social circle but i honestly have no idea if this bitch loves me or if she is just with me because she sees me as being the one to support her and her shitty little kids.
>>16714227
why not ask her why the sudden change
You want to be the provider so you can have good blowjobs?
this is perfectly fine btw, if she doesn't blow then no cash
you should stop being a beta cuck
Just dump her, you sound like a total cockhead.
Protip: It's never OK to have any kind of sex in a public area of a house when there are children in that house (EVEN IF THEY ARE ASLEEP). That's what bedrooms, bathrooms and locked doors are for.