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>>18587844
You sound like a women youself lmao. What a pussy boy

Women don't care and neither should you
The quicker you realize people are just actors designed to fulfil their desires, and that morals mean nothing when they get in the way, the better off you'll be

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>>18587855
I know, I'm a nice guy :-(

>>18587857
I can't believe that because it's not true for myself. Morals mean something to me. But I was just having this conversation with my homosexual roommate that I think women have fox-in-the-henhouse syndrome, in that they have essentially unlimited choice of men who will have sex with them. I said I think that puts the onus on them to keep their desires more in check, since men simply can't go around willy-nilly fucking whoever they like. I also said that if you've been in a committed relationship with someone for a few years, and you make each other happy, that it's a better decision to remain with the person you already have than try to upgrade simply based on meeting someone you like better.

His response was that even if you're in a relationship, if someone better comes along that suits you more you should leave and go for them. I just don't get that consumerist, selfish attitude. People ought to love one another and value the stability of that love over the magnitude. Maybe I'm just an idealist though.

So you want to write a list of sex acts and have you're girlfriend perform them, but also it's going to be a narrative is tied up in pedophilia and you want it to appeal to a broader audience?

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>>18587847
my girlfriend is an adult. the narrative will essentially be me enrolling her in adult ballet classes, paying the instructor (female, no funny business) to push her extra, and fucking her silly after the big company recital (all adults, faggot).

It will be 90% ballet and exposition, and 10% sex, at the end.

>>18587827
Nice aesthetics. I don't know, but I assume vaginas have certain aspects that make them attractive to straight males. You probably couldn't put your finger on "the thing" that does it, but something makes it nice. For penises, it's usually a smooth texture, good color, nice proportions (too big looks unnatural), hits the right spot, etc.

>>18587827
When they say your member is nice, it means they just want to be friends with your meat missile. Soon she'll be telling your one-eyed-snake how much she wished she had a Salami just like yours, all the while telling you about how great Long john is.

I don't know, Anon, maybe they're trying to imply that you've got a nice dick or something.

>>18587814
Do you have a Gf? Bjs always help me sleep.

Jack off

>>18587814
The trick is to not use your bed for anything but sleep. If you're going to browse your phone then do it in a chair beside your bed. Your body will then associate the bed with sleep and you'll be out like a light.

>>18587744
Some suggestions:
* I think you should get rid of the time blocks.
* Make your list daily only.
* Create a separate "DONE" section for completed tasks
* Designate a highest priority task with a "TODAY" statement: "If I do _____ and only this, today will be a good day.

>>18588451
Also, maybe your problem isn't time management but emotion/thought management:
* try and get a good night's sleep (7-9 hrs)
* meditate to help calm down and focus

not exactly the same since my situation was all kinds of fucked up but i have dealt with a depressed partner before, i tried to stick by her but she was the one who broke it off with me. everyone's different though, along with their circumstances so i dont think shit with you will go as bad.
has there been any times where things felt significantly better?

>>18587731
Best decision I ever made in my life was to break up with my depressed partner.

It's a disability and it won't get better. Unless you have kids, it's not worth it to stick it out imo

>>18587700
He is telling somebody that he can open their eyes to the truth of the world. Basically he is trying to redpill someone.

What is all this redpill thing I keep hearing about ???? I thought red pill had something to do with politics

>>18587993
The red pill is a reference from the Matrix movie. It symbolizes a new way of thinking, like an awakening, discovering something new.

>>18587627
Avoid social networks and spending time on the computer
Volunteer
Exercise
Volunteer and meet people
Maybe counciling cuz of the breakdown???

Anyway best of luck, do you wanna get out of the state or just the D-FW area?

>>18587627
Nothing has meaning so if you fuck up It doesn't matter anyway.

>>18587644
I'm thinking Austin, or San Antonio since I like the landscape around those parts. I'm in Houston so nowhere near DFW. I've never volunteered before, I guess google could help me find out where to that at.

No. Actually, it's kind of useless apparently. But if you want to work for a nice reputable firm instead of doing freelance work, you might want to go down that road and get a degree in graphic design.

>>18587501
If that is the best pepe you can design yourself, dont even bother stupid frog poster.

https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/careers.html

>>18587483
How about, "Sounds good. See you then."

>>18587490
Perfect /thread

>>18587468
Just sex? Easy. Find a woman with low self esteem who likes hook ups, some drunk tart in a bar is a good place to start.

Uh.. I dunno huhuhuhuhu

>>18587459
Segfaults are caused by a problem in a program's code.

Find the problem in your own code and correct it.

>>18587459

theres no "shortcut" to learning how to socialize, you just gotta put yourself out there and fail a bunch until you figure out what works for you.

be honest when you talk to people and prepare to meet people you just dont click with. thats ok.

>>18587538
Am I going to have to learn C in order to figure out why I can't just tell a fellow human being that I find them attractive? K&R expects too much prior knowledge from the reader; is there a good book I can try that won't give me such excuses?

>>18587361
I'm an English teacher. What are your concerns?

Me too, but IELTS. Need some advice

>>18587372
Can you give me advice on how to score perfect for each section

Reading
Writing
Listening
Speaking