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So I've submitted my application to the Great Onyx Job Corps Center in Kentucky, for the computer technician field. I should be headed up there in about a month or so. I've been homeless for years and now that I'm 24 I decided to do something about by enrolling in this program. (I really do not have any other options.) However, I'm a little nervous. Google reviews for Job Corps centers everywhere have handfuls of people complaining about how bad it is. I know it isn't going to be a walk in the park, the Job Corps is what you make it. When I get there I plan to work hard, I just need some advice. Has anyone on this board had an experience with the Job Corps? Can you tell me what it's like?

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Has /adv/ ever sought professional help? What were your experiences? Any advice on how to find a good one?

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how do i deal with somebody trying to hack me? i've gotten like 20 prompts for several different accounts in the last weeek

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>devolop fetish at 20
>start balding
>repel girls like crazy
>gone 4 years being single
>can't drink caffeine or have any stimulants without feeling nervous as FUCK having psychotic thoughts and having to fap to fetish
>got fat
>feel bad for having anything good like even being skinny I feel bad for having anything

Wtf happened to me. Can I stop this? I went from banging 7's to I can't even get a 300 pound chick

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I don't know where to start but I give /adv/ a try.

I am 21 y/o, live with parents and got no job. I study in college, got a driving license and thankfully a healthy body.

I got no friends and never had a relationship and I think the core issue is me having no job and still living with parents.

I want to get a job and move out but I got no idea how you get a job. I am also so stupid so I haven't learned how to cook, clean clothes, pay bills, what I need to know when I move out, how I buy a home, get friends, get a girlfriend, what people do at parties, if I should take a loan etc. etc.

Basically I have missed out on a shitload of common knowledge, teenage experience, and I feel terrible mentally. I am uncontrollably bitter, apathetic and just depressed due to loneliness and hopelessness. I don't care if I am not the only one I just really want help. Got no clue where to start. I don't live in america.
Feel free to ask anything relevant

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So I'm a 22 year old who just graduated university a few months ago. I lived with my parents my whole life up till a year ago; I rented an apartment with 2 roomates' this past year to have the experience of living downtown before I graduate. Overall a great experience. A lot of personal growth and all that.

I had been planning, all along, to just rent for the year since it's expensive and I'm draining savings, and I'd rather live at home to save up and buy a condo in a few years. Still the plan. But the closer I get to really living at home again, the more it gives me anxiety spikes. Not like panic attacks, but feelings of dread moreso. I had depression when I was a teen which turned into generalised anxiety (on and off) for a couple years between 20 to around half a year ago. Lately I've been mostly totally fine, but sometimes thinking about going home or actually sleeping over at my parents gives me dread. Something about having to deal with my parents and all the memories I've had at home... My family life is fine I guess. My parents respect me and aren't huge assholes or anything, but they have short fuses with each other and I hate hearing their petty fights, plus my dad has (clinical) OCD so I need to hear him flick light switches and tap doors 50 times in the dead of night and...etc etc. Generic complaints about parents really I guess.

Plus being there feels lonely. I kind of relate to my mom, but I still feel kind of disconnected from both my parents and not many of my friends live near my parents.

I guess I just don't know how exactly I should deal with moving back home. It is the right move, at least for a while so I can save up, just... I don't know, does this anxiety make sense to anyone else?

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How do you survive a work week with a bad case of melodramatic depression?

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>be somewhat attractive guy
>however not a normie, can almost never make friends
>eventually suffer crippling loneliness
>look at fur fag porn of vore/bara
>eventually this is what I do all the time when I'm alone because it gives me a sense of security that I lack due to almost no father figure growing up
>have strong imagination from reading a lot growing up so I'm able to imagine crazy fantasy scenarios that don't exist
>eventually just continue creating these scenarios in my mind when I'm not working, basically living in my own little world
>start doing nothing but creating different worlds in my head, some erotic some not
>all I do now when I don't work is live in different fantasy worlds that I make up
I know this isn't healthy but I don't know how to stop. Should I just accept this is who I am? Other times I feel like trying to be accepted with the normies is too boring/hard, but then part of me feels like this is unhealthy too.

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I mean really.

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I tried posting this on /r9k/ but It seems as if this board is more relevant. I'll be heading down to Tijuana in a few days to fuck some hookers, and I plan to covertly cause a pregnancy. Any advice? This is my plan:
>will ask for anal and uncovered blowjob upfront
>will throat fuck her and cum down her throat
>pull out
>wipe the little bit of cum dribble off my dick
>fuck her ass
>stick my cum covered finger in her pussy while I fuck her ass
Has anyone here ever tried something like this? Do you think I will be discovered? Will I get in major shit if I am?

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I'm obsessed with the idea of choreographing pelvic thrusts to accompany an edited tape of orchestra hits I've got, and doing this maybe at a talent show or open mic where people expect skill. Also, I got hold of some knockoff Viagra and I want to do it bottomless. This seems like a bad plan but I want to see the looks on their faces, I will laugh with pure glee at their horror. How do I dissuade myself from doing this, from exposing the raw fucking power of my massive animal?

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Anon's, i've been able to push myself onto a better track, but one thing is, mentally, holding me back.
>Time
It's the only thing holding me back, I hate how empty and wasted my time feels when I'm not doing the things that are making me happier. I've been spending hours; browsing 4chan, playing video games, driving around, listening to music, living day to day, just waiting for the next one give better results.
>Every time I'm not being social or self-improving, it just feels wasted.
How do i deal with this feeling of wasting time?

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Hi /adv/
I'm attempting to write my first CV. I'm an 18 year old Englishman who wants a summer job but has never had a job before.

I've had work experience in the Local County Council.
I've always been a Scout and now I am a Scout Leader. Through Scouts I have been to numerous fundraising events and being a Scout is basically a volunteering experience. I've also lead numerous expeditions for competitions and holidays.
I played for a local Rugby team between the ages of 12-17.

That's really the extent of my experience. I've looked at templates and a lot of them have said "state why you want a job" and I highly doubt saying "I'm here only for money" will get me the job.

Any advice would be great thanks.

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I seem to be having some issues lately. I feel like some of the people I talk to make a lot of passive aggressive or rude comments. I could give examples, but it seems to be happening with a lot of close friends and family members.

Thing is, I know I'm the problem. Either I have a certain mind set that's making me take things in an aggressive light, or I'm just surrounding myself with people who do that kind of stuff. Because of my own doubts, I don't know which is which, and I'm honestly not sure where to look in fixing this.

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I asked this girl if I had chances with her last night to clear my doubts and she said three things:

First, "Yes, maybe in the future." I told her I doubt we would be still in touch after a year so she said "No, it will be good for you." and then another "I don't really know."

After an hour or so when she went out of the vehicle we're riding home she tapped my knees while going out and said "Actually, it's a yes."

The next day she has been ignoring me and giving me little-to-no-responses.

Should I give her time to think about it? We usually hang out together and with another guy. I'll probably get NTR'd if I don't do anything but what do /adv/?