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uh hey there /adv/, never thought i'd actually ever post here, but today is the big day and an actual real life female is coming over to my place and seems pretty down to give succ. Being a longtime lurk i thought this day would never come, but here it is.
So uhh, what do
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>>18590139
Eat her out in return.
Or before, if you want her to be more crazed about it
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>>18590143
yep, just don't get a faceful of herpes
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How do I start looking forward to things again, /adv/? Reading (comic) books and watching movies and tv shows was one of the few things I used to look forward to doing, but nowadays it just feels like a chore.
I remember reading once that besides having something to look forward to doing, you'd need someone to love and something to do. I don't love anyone but and my side job is in event security which basically means hours of nothingness so I start thinking about this shit again. I'll probably finish my study eventually but I already know I'm just finishing it for the sake of finishing it.
Years ago when I still thought talking to a professional helped they asked me if I wanted to do prescription drugs to deal with the problems but I was afraid of the side effects.
I'm hoping people who are/were going through the same things could give me some advice. If not, at least it felt good typing it out again.
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be 18 male
not ugly no muscles tho
I don't like taking pictures of myself. I have a few friends took as my profile pictures. I don't get matches at all and if so they don't reply.(I get matches very very very very rarely doing it about half a year now like 15 matches.)
also I don't know how to start a chat I always go with a simple hi how are you
pls halp
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start taking normal pics
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Lads, what's the best option for my best mate? He's got no qualifications, and has just been taken off the dole, working at Suretrust (charity for disableds that disposes of waste), but because of this, won't get a free entrance to college to study carpentry in September. He's also legally autistic although extremely high functioning, and also is a father at the age of 19.
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how does one accurately measure their dick?
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>>18590056
Pelvic bone to tip.
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I believe a woman likes me. I messaged her on OkCupid and she messaged me back. I honestly thought she was a bot account but she looked average enough.
We have very similar interests. She is asking me questions to keep the conversation going. She is using smiley faces and such.
I am scared shitless because I am paranoid she is fake or this is a hoax made by my friends to prank me. I am 27 and never had a girlfriend. This seems like my chance.
How do I purge these paranoid thoughts from my mind? On my head I am thinking "why would a girl ever like you?" She told me that my message I sent her was thought out and didn't involve talking about her looks. So she responded back. I am so unnerved right now.
How could this be? I spent years convincing myself no woman could like me for me.
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>>18590039
The first 3 girls I met online I didn't meet because I was afraid it was some sort of set up.
Don't be like how I was.
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How do I get over this "setup" feeling?
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>>18590090
By going and seeing that you were wrong.
Alternately, you are 27. If your friends are the same age, 27 year olds just don't have the time or energy to be doing stupid hoaxes like that. High school was many years ago.
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Anyone have any good RAT (remote administration tool) vids. I want to gain access to someones files via social media requests.
Is this possible?
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Got my first job interview in 2 hours. It's at some small grocery store and I really can't afford to fuck this up. I do I do this correctly?
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Dress business casual. Groom yo ass. Obviously.
Talk about customer service skills. (if you don't know what constitutes a customer service skill: https://www.helpscout.net/blog/customer-service-skills)
Speak clearly.
Before you go in, prepare some questions about the company, because in my own experience, at some point, they'll say "do you have any questions for me?"
They will definitely say "tell me about yourself." Have something prepared for this. Something that makes you sound capable.
That first handshake communicates SO MUCH. Make it firm, make it count.
Look them in the eyes, but don't stare. Ya feel?
It's kind of late, but if you have the time, bill up a cover letter and a resume. If you don't know how, Google Docs is your best friend, but let me know if you need any other help.
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First of all if it's a small grocery store then no. Just casual not business casual unless you're going to be a manager or something's ng and if it's a normal position then just ask what are your duties and don't fuck up until you leave that place for something better, have work ethic
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Apparently you can do courses for free if you're on JSA. But what sort of courses are available? Anything that can direct you to a career?
I'm considering dropping my shit shelf-stacking job if good courses are available. And by good course I don't mean Level One English and Maths.
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Depends where you are. They don't send you on a course unless you've been on jsa for 3 or more months.
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>>18590015
>They don't send you on a course unless you've been on jsa for 3 or more months.
Can't you opt to do a course?
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Also is it worth to claim JSA and work under 16 hours a week to attend these courses?
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I'm popular with girls 2017-08-04 08:49:07 Post No.18589926
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Recently my acne has faded and I've become more popular with girls.
I have my second gf and I lost my virginity.
Last night I picked up 3 girls. I could've fucked but I explained to them I was taken. They encouraged me to cheat anyways.
Anyways my girlfriend found out that she was my first girl and she's worried now, knowing that I'm a time bomb ready to go before I cheat since I'm young and popular with girls.
It has affected our relationship
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It's her problem, desu.
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How do I bring myself to care what happens?
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>>18589924
find something you give a shit about. Or give a shit that you give a shit.
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Im tired of living with my family and i can barely handle it anymore i can get a ride through my friend to vegas (not a long drive i live close) should i run away?
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>>18589903
Lol no. Put up with them you little bitch, it is infinitely superior to being homeless in the fucking desert in the fucking summertime
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I had a surgery on my leg, now i have to walk with crutches for a month and a half, i'll go back to school with crutches.
How do i make the experience less shitty?
I can't walk a lot with them, hurts my palms, my toes are sticking out ( they're also a bit long and weird )
Basically any tips for crutches in school?
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Be sure they are the same length. It may sound obvious but i had similar injury about half a year ago and i didn't realize one of my crutches was a bit longer and i hurt my wirst.
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Moving into my student house for next year and want to cover my blank ass walls with something and had the idea of buying arty postcards of the places I've been but can't find a collection with all the cities/regions I want, anyone know anywhere that does them? Places I want are Orlando, St Petersberg, Moscow, Berlin, Paris, Ypres, Venice, Verona, Tunis, Benidorm, London and Palma. Pic is the style I want.
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Getting over performance anxiety? 2017-08-04 08:27:11 Post No.18589874
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Anyone here suffer from really bad performance anxiety? Is there a remedy?
It's something I never realized I had until I started taking flying lessons. It gets so bad that I'll spend the entire morning (The day of flying) lying in bed trying to make reasons not to go. Oddly enough, once I'm finally there I feel fine and do well. I use to think it was just my inner sloth wanting to stay home, but now that I'm going solo more and more, It only has gotten worse. It's like an intense, often irrational fear of failure - but again, once I'm there and 'in the zone' it goes away.
What gives?
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>>18589874
yeah, a little alcohol. just enough to loosen you up but not enough to be drunk