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So this beautiful female started at my work this week and I don't know what to think.

>soon as I met her I got that feeling when you see something you want but can't have.
>we see each other frequently cuz we're in the same department
>pretty much just chill around her, didn't believe she'd be into me even if I tried.
>honestly don't remember anything I've said to her because I smoke way too much pot but she seems to be liking me more and more. I make her laugh.
>people at work say she likes me.
>today she asks to work with me
>okyeahsure
>chatted her up all day, we don't get along super well, but she's still being cute around me.
>we have a sorta deep conversation about wanting to be successful and our beliefs and she's super spiritual and talks to me about chakras and shit.
>I'm unbalanced in my crown and third eye lol
>I make her sound cringey there but she's actually cool af, manlier than I am like wow.
>having a hard time reading her at this point actually

anyway at the end of the day I was like we should hang out and she was like yeah and then later I asked for her number and it was so awkward.
heres a paraphrasement

>hey can I get your number
>you have my number
>i literally dont
>get it from the work group chat
>no thats effort
I'm already tearing off a piece of paper to write a number down like I'm expecting it and shit, omg. Caught myself and started to disengage.
>or whatever idc
she takes the paper from me and writes her number, and then we hardly say anything to each other for like an hour before we leave.
I said good night to her and she didn't say it back.

I'm not a KHV, but I'm pretty damn close to one. I have no fucking idea how to proceed. Should I text her tonight or just like hit her up to hang out in a couple days? Did I just blow it?

I'm 20, she's 21.

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Something is wrong with me.

I hate. I just hate everything. I hate my parents. I hate people. I hate how my own perspectives are viewed as flaws, but flawed perspectives are viewed as valid. I hate how I am undermined. I hate how I am looked down. I hate how being a man ultimately makes me a rapist, bigot, etc. I hate how there is the idea of cis and cis gender. I hate the fact that all of a sudden being white is a crime. I hate degenerates that call themselves educated yet lack the emotional capacity to hold a conversation. I hate people that praise college and university and think that a diploma or degree automatically makes them educated. I hate the fact that the education system failed me. I hate the fact that I was constantly neglected and picked on. I hate the fact that I was so obsessed with killing myself that I became too depressed to be motivated to progress in high school. I hate the fact that I have no real purpose, no matter what job I get it never amounts to anything. I hate the fact that my passion is conflict. Whether it is a physical fight, boxing, hema, arguing and debating and negotiating, competitive sports and games, or just being in a high intense situation, I hate the fact that I enjoy the thrill of danger and intensity.

I just hate. I hate love. I hate relationships. I hate being vulnerable. I hate the feeling of love and cuddles. I hate society. Just fuck it all up.

I just hate and I have tried to vent this out. Through gym exercises to excessive masturbation, to drugs and alcohol. Constantly believed myself to be ugly, yet I have been told I am physically attractive and I cannot believe a single word of it. The irony being that I generally have more respect for myself, and my cat, than I do for anyone or anything else.

Some days, I just want to watch the world burn. And I fantasize a chaotic world of violence and despair, where the weak are strong and the strong are weak, and the polarity of everything is shifted.

What should I do?

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To put it simply...
>Be me, have gf of 6 months
>Last night she tells me she's bicurious
>mfw

Should I even worry or just shrug it off like nothing?

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So I have a stalker, but shes totally cool and totally chill, she doesn't do anything dangerous, lays off whenever I start dating someone else, but as soon as I'm single, basically follows me, gives me gifts, sometimes just shows up and stands outside my place fucking around on her cellphone until I either let her in or tell her to leave.
Is she dangerous though? shes been stalking me for 3 months and has done NOTHING harmful in any way, when I got a girlfriend, she completely backed off and kept everything to messaging me on steam, she did nothing to mess with my girlfriend at the time, oddly enough I trust her.
but should I trust her?

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Here's a question. I started listening to this self-help book called No More Mr. Nice Guy. It was written by a therapist who discovered this "nice guy syndrome" plaguing many dudes these days. On the chans, we'd call them beta faggots/r9kers/Elliot Rodgers. I don't think of myself as beta, but I have a few beta habits. One of the habits I have is hiding my emotions at all cost, which has made me act manipulative when it would've been better/healthier/more effective to just tell the fucking truth.

But, I noticed when I started setting boundaries with people, like avoiding them because they tend to hurt my feelings, they get uppity. One of them has started referring to my behavior as being like a hall monitor, which surprises me. My current hypothesis is that when some people establish a kind of relationship with you, you disrupting it pisses them off, so they may do some rude shit between you having no boundaries to drawing the line. I have also noticed that some people's reactions have been "I don't give a shit about your feelings. You're not supposed to have feelings. What are you, a girlfriend?"

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How do I find a hot yummy mummy like pic related?

When I see her on TV I pleasure myself uncontrollably. Why is she so perfect? Where do I find a girl like her?

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I'm applying for a license soon but know nothing about car tax,I dont need a car at the moment so I'm starting to have second thoughts, my main priority in life is to move out my parents house, its hard to get a house in Britain these days so I was thinking about getting a motorhome but even that looks impossible.

What the hell am I supposed to do? I just want to move out so I can get some peace and quiet.

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(me in the pic idk) i have this coworker who is really cute (i'm a girl he's a guy just for reference) BUT he has a kid. i don't know for sure that he's taken but i can imagine he is. basically i just find myself thinking about him aaaall the time and he also seems like he has a very kind heart and his presence is just so warm. i can't tell if he's attracted to me or no though, i mean i think i've caught him staring at me multiple times and if i didn't just imagine this i think he might have smirked at me before. so what i'm asking is...,,,,, do guys like it when their female coworker's talk to them???? i'm so shy it's actually painful but i want to talk to him so baaad sorry if this is lame

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>be me
>20 yrs old
>not completely autistic but kinda antisocial
>moved to memphis to live with my sister for the summer
>Parents thought it would bring me out of my shell and I'll have fun
>Do it since it's a chance to get away from my home town
>Get here
>Ohshitthisplaceisashithole.jpeg
>try to be optimistic
>Maybe i can get a job in sound engineering
>been here since may
>still no friends
>hate my part time job in fast food
>self hate is at an all time high
>been thinking about suicide alot more since this is supposed to be the golden age of my youth and everything fucking sucks

What do i do?

Pic of me for chuckles

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How do I respond to a court summons? It's for an old credit card debt I took out when I was young and stupid. Any tips? I've never been through this process before. I'm supposed to answer the complaint but I have no idea what to say.

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I met a girl recently though I didn't get the chance to tell her anything except my name and she told me hers I forgot to get any other info. I will be seeing her again and I am looking forward to approach her again my dilemma, what should I tell her should I mention that we took one class in 2013 at college or is that to far to remember since I was just a face to her? so what should I open with?

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After much depression, question and masturbation I've decided to go full chaste bachelor, definitely. I basically want to stop caring about relationships and sex.
What should I do to avoid getting depressed due to my full-chaste-bachelorness.
How do I avoid all people with lewd/romantic intentions without looking like a jerk or weirdo.

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How do you deal with ultra normies, /adv/?

You know, the type that are so vapid and self absorbed that theyre somehow societally above everyone else

Kinda like the cast of any stereotypical college fratboy movie.

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>2 interviews
>felt like I did really good
>Seemed like they really liked me
>Get rejection email
>say "thanks foe letting me, know I'd love to here about future positions if they arise"
>Get email asking if I'd like to talk to the CEO of the company next day. No real reason given as to why.
>Say "sure"

Like why? I honestly don't give a shit if there's no prospect of employment for me. Seemed rude to say no though.

What should I expect? Is this a thing? They said nothing about an available position and it feels like some weird consultation prize because the interviewer really liked me or something. The fuck do I want to talk to the CEO on Skype for an hour for?

I've been unemployed for three months getting "WOW WE REALLY LOVED YOU! but We are going with someone cheaper/different skill set/more experienced/less experienced/lol you do exactly what we need but no becasue reasons/let me refer you to my friend who runs X company, but actually you'll never hear from me again" and would rather jack off or kill myself.

I guess I just roll in like it's a job interview? I have literally nothing I want to ask this person, I just want money.

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Very odd prank call just happened to my girlfriend. She was at a Pieology Pizzeria and an employee asks her if she is anonette, she responds yes and is subsequently handed the phone. Person on the other end tells her she is a manager of another Pieology. She is told to leave for taking her shirt off and masturbating in public (which is uncharacteristic) by a woman. Employee takes phone back and shrugs it off as prank call. After she leaves, she gets a call on her cell asking if she had left the restaurant. I assume they knew where she was due to her checking in at this place on yelp.

My Question is.
1. Why did the employees give her the phone?
2. How can you get numbers off yelp?
3. Why didn't she get me a pizza?

Waiting on the number that called her.