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>>16779938
I fixed my phimosis myself with daily stretching. He will give you a cream that speeds up the process. If he wants to do something else, get a 2nd opinion.
Nothing to sorry about Anon

>>16779968
Same. You don't need special medication, just stretch your skin while you take warm/hot showers.

I just created a throw away email for this. It's [email protected]

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>>16779848
why would anyone do that shit for you?

>This would mean a lot to me
Who the fuck cares?

>>16779939
This. It's a nice idea but not /adv/ for this, and there's no a huge incentive for people to actually do it. Plus, most people here are bitter as fuck about vday, so there's that.

I'm tempted to do it as I live in a place you most likely never would reach, though.

Just get on with living your life. Somebody will come along when you least expect it, don't try to force it else you'll make yourself unhappy.

>>16779849
Disregard this, anon doesn't know what he's talking about. Your prince/princess won't just fall from the sky into your lap, if you actually want a partner you have to actively search for him/her. Go to social gatherings, talk to strangers, show interest, take chances. You'll eventually find someone. Or you won't, who knows, but you sure as hell have more chances if you're actually trying.

>>16779838
>had 2 legitimate loves
>forever alone for 1.3 years

What?

In the UK you just ask for a different doctor when booking an appointment.

>>16779861
I'm American sadly.

>>16779832
Look up available docs on your insurance website. Then look up the docs on a the internet and see what their ratings are. I've found that you can go by these limited bits of information. In a few cases, they kept me away from specialists who were real jerks.

When you find one that seems OK, call and make a new patient appointment. Good luck.

>>16779785
Lol. You think things will change for you because of a holiday?

I doubt it. You're likely to find lots of people who are disappointed about having no one to romance them. But how are you supposed to change that? It's not like you have reservations booked so that you can take out some stranger. I also doubt you're willing to drop hundreds on a rando. So what's left, drinking and fucking? All that's gonna do is remind them of how pathetically lonely they are, that they can't even get actual affection on Valentine's Day. Cue the sobbing as soon as the clothes start coming off or, worse yet, mid-fucking.

I think it's a pretty dumb idea.

>>16779768
Having a couple of decent pictures is no use if you look nothing like them in real life, you know.

>>16779776
I look like the good pictures, I'm just not that photogenic.

Bump

Get me a gf guys

On second thought, help me become able to get a gf

>>16779743
If you encounter a situation where you don't know what to do. Ask for advice. Dont keep on going fucking things up. And when you're told you're fucking things up. Ask what you are doing wrong and how you should improve. It's a lesson the first time after that it's an mistake. Be pro-active

>>16779743

If it makes you feel any better, I never fucked up more at any job (before and after college) than I did working as a cashier at Wendy's. Not joking.

>>16779743
>>16779775

Oh and "adv" - be that retard who counts carefully and people get mad at, but with his ass covered basically.

>>16779728
unless something is very messed up with her physiology, that was not her clit.

>>16779732
I did research it a little bit and a few answers I got was her cervix. I'm still not sure.

Are you 10?

Talk to them as if they were another male. They are people just like men are, except slightly more boring.

I seriously don't understand how people have this much trouble talking to the opposite gender. Do you actually live in your mother's basement and never go outside or something?

>>16779722
Convince yourself that you wouldn't fuck her even if she threw herself at you.
This will remove any sexual tension coming from you and that is a great start.
Realizing that talking to a chic is the same as talking to a guy will get you a long way.

Besides this, maybe tell us about yourself..
It's hard to give advice when you don't know a person, at least just i general terms.

"It was nice meeting you but I'll have to get going. Take care."

You don't have to explain. Just think about it: she's the one who put the pictures up. She knows what she did. She knows exactly why you're leaving. Any last-minute pleas or questions are just as much of a lie as the photos and don't deserve your response.

>>16779674
If you're resorting to meeting girls through online dating, you're not in a position to be picky

>>16779674
This happed to me once.
>Sit down at a bar waiting for her
>She comes and sits next to me
>Her picture must be like 3-5 years old
>She is much fatter and uglier
>tell her she is fatter and doesn't look like the pics
>She gets upset and says i only care about looks
Tell her she's a hypocrite cause if she where true to her self she would use normal up to date pictures and then i tell her i'm sorry that i don't find her attractive and walk away.

You call your doc asap. Sounds unhealthy

Probably. She doesn't sound very invested in the development of the relationship, whereas you do. I'm not sure if she knows that the relationship cannot really progress if she's in Norway and that you can't realistically follow her there. (Plus it would be foolish for you to take that risk for the sake of a relationship with a person who is not only lacking the same contribution of effort, but is in fact making decisions that work against its future.) But either way I just don't think she cares. That's unfortunate but people have different priorities at different times in their life. You can't make her care about something she doesn't care about.

I think you'd be happier with a girlfriend who prioritizes, at least in part, the growth of your relationship beyond "remote companionship." Not to rag on your girlfriend too much but depending on your age it might be really easy to find someone with those mature expectations, too.

>>16779666
This is bullshit. The real answer:

B B C

>>16779606
Well, to me, the point of life is to explore and adventure. I know that because that's when I feel most satisfied.

>>16779614
OP here, i'd agree on some terms. I have felt most alive during my travels yet even then have felt a feeling of point. Like, even though I am seeing, exploring, venturing, and discovering I feel an empty emotional quality and a fear that I am wasting time....

You give life it's purpose.
If you don't there is no point in living.

>>16779569
Youre crunk. Im the same way rn too.

Realise that you're not viewing reality rationally. You don't know what the future holds for you. Nobody does.

>>16779573
You don't need to complete a chess game before you know you've lost.