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How do I express my love to my girlfriend without embarrassing her? I told her I loved her recently and she told me it made her feel embarrassed. I don't want to make her feel bad but I want to express myself, damnit.
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If that was her immediate reaction/response then she probably isn't in love with you (yet)
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>>16781583
Try different shit and see how she responds. Once you get a positive response keep doing that thing.
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>>16781593
She told me she felt the same way already, she's just extremely shy.
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Hey /Adv/ let me here introduce you my story
>Be me
>Met an 10/10 girl for me
>I like her
>She likes me back
>Get a couple of weeks dating her
>We're getting great together and shit
>She post some pictures we took together
>Put it on Whatsapp, not.much actually
>I dont get along with Facebook and either some other social network, but i have a Facebook for the lolz
>She post it on Facebook
>She post in the comments after all the Love, and "You're cute tho" and shit.
>Suddenly she post "You're the best, honey".
>Since i dont fucking check Facebook often, didnt get any notification from anywhere, i dont have it in my Phone i just check facebook from the browser
>She got upset because she though I ignored her
>She's gone to sleep and leave me awake
>Isighltyfuckedup.jpg
>mfw
Does /adv/ has any experience an social page fucked up you with any girl, friend or whatever? With my story i just wanted to Share, already wrote an apologise and shit, but she's clearly sleeping, going to speak to her tomorrow.
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Oh god the engrish
Just tell her you're not active on facebook dude, and apologize.
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> already wrote an apologise and shit
no...
don't be a cuck dude, you've done nothing wrong
you enabling her bullshit
it's fine to respect her feelings, but you don't have to act like a pussy
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>>16781563
Sorry trying my best
>>16781565
Well yeah, but what could i do, i just thought that i would tell her that she didnt even let me reply because she got upset pretty fast, I take it kinda serious but really its just silly that she would be upset about Facebook.
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Consequences of a joke ? 2016-02-08 05:24:49 Post No.16781540
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I have a friend online who's 17 , and he lives in serbia. I have skyped him and seen him so I know he's exists. Recently he's been having g family problems, and been talking Les sand less to his IRL friends. Oddly enough, he trusts me allot and really takes my advice into consideration. If I ( over the course of a few weeks ) suggested to him suicide is the best option , keep in mind he isn't in the best state of mind right now, could I be held responsible if he actually offs himself?
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3/10 bait got me to reply
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>>16781540
why on fucking earth would you do that?!
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It depends on the jurisdoction, but there ARE places where driving someone to suicide is considered murder. And I've got to say, if you actually suggested this to a depressed person as a joke, I would feel very little sympathy for you. Shit's fucking monstrous.
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My Blizzard account got its fucking email changed. How do I get that shit back? I just got my whole account stolen and even though it was only for Hearthstone really, I still had a WoW account on it as well so it's kinda disappointing.
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Do you still have the cd-key thats connected to your wow account? Those can help prove that the account is yours to bliz support.
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>>16781526
Just email the support and say you want your old email back, they can see any changes made to your account
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>>16781526
Have you even sent a message to Blizzard about the danger Azeroth is in without your enduring vigilance? Would they truly doom what remains of a broken land over an email mix-up?
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How do I overcome procrastination? It's eating me up.
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Turn off all the power in your house until you get your thing done
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Go turn off all of the power in your house with your breaker until you get your thing done.
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>>16781553
Brilliant! I would have never thought of that. Thanks!
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What does it feel like to have a girl like you back? 2016-02-08 05:09:06 Post No.16781480
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What does it feel like to have a girl like you back?
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I have no idea what it even feels like. I have asked women out on dates but I always get the feeling they don't really like me.
My confidence is in the shitter too. How do I improve my confidence? I honestly don't believe in myself in regards to anything. If someone says "I WILL KICK YOUR ASS AT [WHATEVER]! Then I usually just say "Maybe" or "More than likely you will." I never say "HAH! FAT CHANCE! I AM THE BEST!"
How do improve confidence. I am 24 and my confidence has been dead since I was a kid. I never believed in myself. How can I?
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>>16781480
Date some fatties or trainwrecks. Till your confidence improves
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>>16781491
>16781491
I can't do that. That would be... mentally taxing. I hate doing hurtful shit like that.
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>>16781480
Girls don't like you back. They just don't.
They admire you, but they'll never like you. They'll never love you. They'll only lust after you, lust after your dominance, and turn themselves on in their self-fulfilled fantasies about you.
No one has "feelings." They are just bull shit rushes that we communicate and perceive as something good. When those rushes stop, the magic dies, and so do the "feelings" and "emotions."
Give enough rushes to a girl and keep her on that drug, you'll be admired. You stop supplying the drug, bitch will find another dealer. Simple as that.
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I've gone on two dates with this girl and I've fucked up every step of the way showing no sort of interest in her whatsoever. I'm horrible when it comes to romance and these kinds of things and both dates have essentially just been hanging out. Only sort of verbal interest I've shown is calling her pretty one time during the first date. Only touching there's been is when we saw a movie and she'd poke me with her elbow whenever something was happening, along with both hugs at the end cause I was too much of a pussy to kiss her.
I was thinking of just trying to talk to her and explain that I'm a autist when it comes to romance (not in those words obviously) and telling her that I'm very much interested in her, combined with holding her hand or putting my arm around her while I say this and going for a kiss at the end. Is this a good idea? Is there any chance left at something or have I solidified myself as just a friend?
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>>16781468
Yeah, go ahead and explain yourself, but don't go for a kiss at the end of a spaghetti dropping. Let her process it and decide whether or not she wants to deal with a clusterfuck of a relationship before you try and force yourself on her. If you made it past date one, she's into you. If you can get her to sit down and watch you wallow in pocket spaghetti she probably wants to bang anyway. Go for it.
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>>16781482
Thanks for the advice. I'm not used to putting things out there but I'm gonna have to learn one of these days.
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I want to ask my girlfriend to semi formal, but have no clue what you do at a semi formal, nor do i know what to wear, help pls?
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I only know what you'd wear. Is it a semi formal dance or something?
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Yes, high school semiformal. I know it dosnt sound like a big deal, but its a huge deal to me
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White tie, tails, gloves, a hat, and your best dueling sword.
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Am I wrong to think this?
I believe I met her at the beginning of 2014, late 2013. We met through a game online, and although she lived in Canada while I lived in the United States, we became very close friends. And texted through Skype every single day for months. Literally months. During the summer, we texted on Skype every day for 9 hours. No joke. I considered her a good friend. We were never flirtatious, solely just friends. Then, randomly, she deleted me from Skype. I took this as a huge fuck you. I stopped talking to her, and we stopped talking as much, but I think she still wanted to be friends. I later asked her why, and she told me she deleted everyone she didn't know in real life, which was bullshit because she kept some of my friends on her friend list (I asked my friends). So now, a few months ago or so, she has been wanting to be friends again and apologized for her actions. I've been extremely distant with her, and I still hold a grudge against her. Am I wrong here?
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No. Shes a deceitful cunt.
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Do you actually know this person IRL?
If no: forget her. Find people you can connect with in person.
If yes: I doubt there's any chance. Find people you can connect with in person, i.e, face-to-face
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>>16781434
I never message her first, but I've noticed she messages me first to talk and ask what's up. I can tell she wants to be my friend again, but I really don't trust her.
Need some advice for throwing a good party, never held one before.
There'll be around 15-20 people coming, aged around 18-19, half the people don't know each other.
Other than the obvious music and food, what else should I do?
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>>16781398
>booze
>weed
>a hooker paid double her nightly rate
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>>16781398
Booze weed
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Definitely get some games organized to get everyone laughing and having a good time. if you arent a loud outgoing host get one of your buddies that is koud and outgoing to set the tone and force people to play. Make it a theme party. A good one is redlight greenlight. If you wear a red shirt it means you are in a relationship but here to chill. If you are wearing a greenshirt you are single and here to mingle. 80's theme is always a fun one too. Obviously youd dress 80's and play 80's top 100 soundtrack all night.
I suggest:
>making it a theme.
>Flipcup
>Beerpong
>Limbo (no seriously its fucking hilarious drunk. Plus scoping that cleavage)
>Karaoke
>Invite a really good local highschool band to come play cover songs for free booze. Make it a short set because you want to be able to 1) talk to each other and 2) dont want to get popped by the cops for being so loud.
>order a keg, make people pay 5 $ at the door.
>secret message read out. Everyone writes something on paper and places it in a slotted box. Host reads it outloud when people are drunk with karaoke mic. Ive heard at parties "nothing like killing a hooker on a monday night" "mikes hot" "sandy has lovely tits" "bears fans are gay" and all kinds of dumb random shit.
Ive thrown alot of parties and been to alot of parties. Parties that just have loud music and people are boring and monotonous. The ones that stand out in my mind are the ones that got crazy with ridiculous games and a loud MC.
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I've been working 60+ hours a week since I was 19. I've been quite happy with it, but recently decided I need to re-evaluate my career options.
So I'm back in school now, going to try and finish my bachelors.
Here's the problem: I am so far removed from the hookup and party culture of the early-20's that I literally don't know how to socialize with people my own age. The last few years it never bugged me, I was busy with work. I was producing things, I found value and validation through that.
But now, school doesn't take me 60 hours a week, and it doesn't produce anything. It's just training and learning. Loneliness is starting to bitchslap me hard.
How am I supposed to...re-integrate myself? Relate to people my own age? Everybody is so sensitive, they've never experience what (and I hate this phrase) "the real world" is like, none of them even know how to properly file their own taxes. All they seem to care about is being as inclusive as possible, being nice to everybody forever no matter what, and then getting shitfaced and fucking a stranger.
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what's wrong with being nice to people and having alcohol fueled random sexual encounters?
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>>16781389
There are times where you need to be able to say "fuck you". Being absolutely inclusive and nice is unsustainable and a shit idea.
And nothing is wrong with random hookups, but it's the /only thing/ anybody my age wants to do. I've hooked up with 6 people after actual dates, not just coffee or a bar, and when I tried to contact them after they were legitimately confused. Like the idea of dating doesnt fucking exist to these people.
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>>16781382
>But now, school doesn't take me 60 hours a week, and it doesn't produce anything. It's just training and learning.
You're forgetting networking. It's possibly one of the most important things about college. Join clubs that have professional value. Do volunteer work that gets you professional experience. Network and make friends that way. Don't bother with the 'party scene' or 'hookup culture.' You won't find anything of value there.
If you find that your entire school is just party culture, then you might consider going to a different school. However, I find it unlikely that your school is just 100% party school.
You might also want to try finding a part time internship.
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What's my problem with attracting girls? I just started a dating profile on okcupid and am getting literally nowhere.
I'm in my mid-20s, college education, and I have a good well-paying stable job, I'm happy with my life, I've got a couple friends I hang out with sometimes, I have a positive personality. Basically everything in my life is going just fine except girls don't seem to be interested in me. Am I just ugly or something?
What can I do? My career has a lot of upward mobility so I'm on track to be making even more in the future, at least. But I think at this point where I'm at in life right now everything should be going fine enough already. I'm doing all the right things. What's the deal?
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>I just started a dating profile on okcupid and am getting literally nowhere.
If you've sent out anywhere south of 2000 2-4 line messages referencing something in every girls profile then you have no one to blame but yourself for not even trying.
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>>16781369
>What's my problem with attracting girls?
The passive approach you're trying to take. You're waiting for women to come to you, but only celebrities can pull that off.
Among us mere mortals, women expect men to go to them. This used to be a matter of social necessity: for centuries, it was considered unacceptable for women to approach men, and although that is changing, inertia is strong. But there is a second, more modern reason: it neatly and efficiently weeds out the men who are too afraid to approach women, which is seen as a sign of mental instability.
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>>16781369
Unfortunately, due to the asymmetrical nature of online dating, you're going to have to put in more work than women to get dates. Women are bombarded by tons of messages, so you have to do be strategic in making sure your profile is notable and you need to have good photos. Maybe you just haven't marketed yourself right on your profile? You could ask reddit.com/r/okcupid for a critique.
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freakin out about very Small penis bump
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So recently had sex for the first time (two weeks ago) and today i saw there was this really small pimple looking white/redish head bump on the shaft of my penis where the foreskin ends (circumcised). kinda like a really small pimple. I made sure to wear a condom each time we had sex. it dosnt hurt and when i squeezed it small white fluid came out but it didnt hurt. what are the chances this is a STD? And yea im going to go see someone about this so yea......just wanted to know what you guys think, cause im freakin out.
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sounds like herpes, congrats
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>>16781360
Thx man i feel great now
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>>16781362
that's what you get for forsaking wizardhood
why live?
currently trying very hard to not drop out of uni. i do not enjoy being in at all, nor do i enjoy being in this city (los angeles), but i have no real alternatives. i could drop out, move back in with my parents, and get a shitty job, but then what? thats my life?
all i want in life is to not have responsibilities - yes, i know exactly how obnoxious that sounds - but if that will never happen, then why bother living?
not much of a direct question here, sorry; more of a general venting
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life sucks then you die
might as well try to get some enjoyment out of it before you return to the void
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I've been having this issue where I feel like the majority of people in my life are too nosy and controlling.
I'm in my late twenties now, and was previously unemployed for a long period. During this period, I managed to spend a lot of time with friends and had lots of communication with family. I was always around, not always because I wanted to be, but because I simply had nothing else better to do. All the while, I was always being "motivated" to do more, and get out there, etc etc.
As of now, I've been working a new job for a few months, and have been spending much more time on some of my hobbies. Because of this, I am not around nearly as much as I used to be and now everyone is starting to get up my ass about it.
I've always been a private person, and not having constantly updated everyone on my every action has people assuming some pretty weird shit.
My parents have just assumed that I'm now a shut-in, completely alone, shuttering in the corner with a blanket on. For no reason.
My friends think I'm hiding away in some new video game I've found, but won't tell anyone of so they can't play either. I'm not.
I have no idea where half of this shit even comes from. I finally start getting my life back together and everyone assumes I'm up to something shifty. I feel like I'm supposed to be "at the bottom" to these people, always available for whenever it suits them. The minute I'm not, they all seem to flip their shit.
What do you do with people like this?
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>>16781343
One of the best things I ever did was limit the amount of interaction me and my parents have. If you're parents are controlling and you're setting some distance or boundaries, good for you.
I find it something of a red flag that your friends are like this though.
>What do you do with people like this?
Aside from family, cut them out of your life. Then find better friends. If you feel you need friends, even shitty friends, at all times, then make new friends first and then ditch the old ones.
Seriously, if your friends treat you like shit, they have no business being your friends.
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Awwwww, the manchilds uoaet his family and friends carw about him. Pooooor youuuuuu. Want a tissue?
Grow up already you fucking homo. Jesus christ.