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Work at one, or give oral sex to someone who does.

>>16776781
But i dont wanna. Someone throw me a comped room

Both things depend completely on where you live. Why didn't you do any research?

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>>16776767
I did look up my towns requirements.

"Education
Applicants must have a high school diploma and 30 hours of college from an accredited college or university. If the applicant does not have a high school diploma, they must have a G.E.D. and have completed 30 hours at an accredited college or university with at least a 2.0

OR

Applicants must possess a high school diploma AND have four years Active Military Duty with an Honorable Discharge within the past 18 months.

OR

If you do not possess a high school diploma you must possess a GED AND have completed at least 30 hours of college from an accredited institution of higher learning with at least a 2.0 GPA AND have four years Active Military Duty with an Honorable Discharge within the past 18 months."

I don't think I qualify under any of these circumstances due to my dropout status. I failed 5/10 of my classes and got kicked out. Training says it consists of Cross-Fit work outs, I just figured it might be good to get a headstart.

>>16776767
>being this lazy
>wanting to become a cop...

Lots of cities require you have at least two years of college, an honorable discharge from the armed services or X amount of years as a peace officer.

Yeah, you're being a bit of a faggot about it. Unless I'm missing something, your roommate is paying rent, this is his home, and he has a right to have his friends over.

I can see how pot smoke would be a big annoyance, but I don't really understand why the pot brownies are a big deal. It's not heroin. Would you react the same way if he had his friends over for a few drinks?

Were they being loud and obnoxious late at night? How did this effect you? You left that part out.

This doesn't seem like a big deal, honestly.

>>16776745
Drinks are fine. I don't really care about them. But we live in a college town and everyone's always getting busted for drugs. I don't want the shit near me.

Your feelings are normal, you know shes out of your league. Either become more interesting to where you feel comfortable approaching or talking to higher value women, or lower your standards.

>>16776753
>Either become more interesting to where you feel comfortable approaching or talking to higher value women, or lower your standards.

Easier said than done. I dunno, I don't really know how to go about making myself worthy. Between school and work, I don't really have much time for anything else. I don't even know where to start. I feel like you need friends to make friends.

And then there's money. I don't have money to travel and see the world. I dunno, I feel like I'm just kind of trapped.

As for lowering my standards, I probably could find someone on "my level" who is one of those loner weeaboo chicks or something who draws shitty anime fan art on DeviantArt and writes fanfic about Marvel movies. But I just don't want that. I know it's selfish of me to be a loser, but not want to associate with losers, but I don't wanna be one of those people that just wants a relationship for the sake of it and grabs on to anything to boost their self-esteem. I don't want to use people like that.

Also, I never want to be in one of those loner couples that only ever interacts with each other and talks to no one outside the relationship. Those are so creepy.

>>16776753
Not OP, have similar issue, just sitting in the staff room listening to people about their 2-week holidays in exotic locations.

>lower your standards

That doesn't really apply to me (and maybe to a lot of 25+ losers), all the women in my area are 7+/10 and everyone else is in a relationship. Literally the only women left are hambeasts on mobility scooters.

Go away.

Because you need to talk to girls to get a girlfriend and you don't do that.

Because your an ugly fag

You can think of it as instinctual, when you're lips are moving in inches from someone else's they get the message. She'll be kissing before she knows it.

As far as moving towards her is concerned, just lean over, roll her over, get her to face you, put her on top, whatever you need to do. Keep kissing, not with closed lips obviously. It doesn't have to be constant though, you can pull back slightly to stop, and then start again, if you want.

If you somehow manage to pause awkwardly during this it shouldn't matter, you both know you're awkward.

Just wondering OP but how old are you?

1. Be physically close.

2. Look at her and smile.

3. Lean in, tilt your head a little so you don't bump into her nose.

4. Kiss. Go slowly and don't think too much about the movement you're trying to make. It'll be weird at first but you'll find your rhythm.

5. If awkward failure, just repeat. The cool thing about kissing someone is that even if you fuck up they'll usually let you try again and again and again.

>>16776608
I can order pizza for you if you need me too. Also please retype your post. Either you're drunk, don't speak English, or both

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>>16776618
I>>16776618
'm drunk as fuck...its the only time I talk. Even my closest friends dare tread this tier.

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>>16776618
don't think you want muh numba dawg....it be NY

just man up and tell her you're into her, better than thinking what would of happened if you did

>>16776605

>really liked girl in high school
>basically perfect for each other
>too beta to do anything, unsure if she liked me too
>now that i'm older i realize she totally did
>she's been in a relationship ever since
>tfw you blew your chance

Just fucking do it bruh. Either she likes you and that's great or she doesn't and you can move on.

>>16776605
Just be careful to not put her on a pedestal. It's easier to talk to someone when you're not frothing over them.

As for talking to her, bring up something about class. Notes, a test, something like that. Starting is always the hardest part.

>>16776582
No way of knowing until you start talking to them again, OP.
Keep it in mind that it's been more than a year,, as you have changed so have them.
Old jokes will work half the times you use them, and expect that your new ones may not work.
Just keep it cool and be you. They were once your friends for a reason, people change, but they don't become someone else.

>>16776599
I don't even know how to initiate a conversation again to be honest, I think I even wrote a message to one of them after seeing (and ignoring) him on public transport, it was cringeworthy and emotional and way too long. Didn't get a reply (or he changed his phone number at some point, totally possible).
So, yeah. How do you talk to someone when the last time you saw them was nearly 2 years ago and you were telling them to fuck off and that you don't want to see them ever again?

>>16776603
Well, I had a similar situation going for a few years. Basically, fell for a girl, she lives in another state. Tell her anyway, she tells me she'll give me a chance. Some weeks later she gets a bf. I get destroyed.
Fast foward 2 years, she messaged me asking how was I doing and such. I had forgotten about her and didn't feel anything for her anymore. However she had changed a lot as well. We started studying different fields when we got to college and nowadays we text sometimes.

Yes, it doesn't sound good. But she still lives far away and we're both very busy. Anyway, you said you saw your friend. Interactions in real life are usually easier to work, as you can hang out and not just text.

Finally, I'd just message one of them like "Hey Anon, how are you doing?" or similar approach. No need to be afraid, don't be too desperate though. Just act normal and things will be fine!

>>16776581
Are you black?

>>16776585
Could be a dunenigger

>>16776581

Did this guy actually DO anything to your kid, or did he just say racist shit on the Internet?

Make the punishment fit the crime

Probably not.

There might be scholarships for people with high-functioning autism, though, so you should look into those.

>I want our kids to have zoobook and highlights subscription

So now I want to get both her sisters pregnant as well, can I do that?

Also should I get her a boob job?

>this image
Suicide yourself while it's early.

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>>16776535
Is that your weed?
Plant sell plant sell
You're gonna get nowhere smoking that shit

I hope it's possible. I'm in a similar situation, but I fear that everything is hopeless because I just lack any semblance of self control at this point. Every time I try to make a resolution to abstain from the computer or do something productive, I just end up giving in to mindless pleasures. Personally I think a lifetime of engaging in mindless pleasures without putting in any effort has rewired my brain in a way that makes it very difficult to change. I hope you have more discipline than I do.

>>16776493
Depends on the 'friends'.

>>16776493
That's completely ridiculous.


Android phones are far superior

Depends how literally you want to take that question, even though it's obviously click bait shit.

What if you need your phone for your job?
What if your friends are shit?
What if you need your phone for other important services like emergencies?

>>16776488
Find someone with good values, find people who normally dont do anything, if you in highschool this happens to a lot of people someone says they want to link up, then when the event starts they dont wanna go, they dont bring you, then you find out your friend then you find them posted on frankblock with their fucking gang