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>>16797590
Press on your right carotid artery (where you feel your pulse in your neck) and tell me if the whooshing goes away.

>>16797590
Ionno, nigga. Go ask a doctor, or someshit. You think I'm a god or something; I just know everything?

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OP, this can be a sign of plaque buildup in your artery. It needs checking out by an ENT.

>Not this kind of ent

he hates you because his gf wants to fuck you, kek

do with that what you will, but that's gotta be what it is
give her the d brah

>>16797577
They seem really really close though. He is also like 6'3 and a football star at the college. I am like 5'10, and I just commute to finish my degree. I have absolutely no status at this college, and I don't know a single person.

I thought maybe she felt bad that her boyfriend keeps giving me shit or something.

>>16797571

When you say he gives you shit, is he just too opinionated, or an actual little fuck?

Because if its the later, then you are in college and can easily tell him to fuck off in front of everyone during a presentation. Be assertive

If he just has opinions, give him bantz and be opinionated during his presentations

>>16797566
If you have a choice in the matter, I'd advise you not to move, bea. It appears like you are going through some kinda mental turmoil, and moving away will only distance you from whatever safety nets you have in your life. It's kinda hard to give any other concrete advice with a post such as your; however, I'd suggest reaching out to someone you feel close to or where close to in the past.

Do you see yourself spending the rest of your life with your current girlfriend? If the answer is yes, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN CONSIDER SLEEPING AROUND? Like damn dude maybe try and get a bit more kinky with her or something first. No don't go off fucking everything in a 2 mile radius. You'll start to miss that cuddling, caring affection.

If you don't see a future with her, break up with her, wait a week or so, and then fuck whatever the hell you want.

>>16797555
Dude, Valentines Day is 2 days away. Have sex with your girlfriend, then the day after, talk to her about the recent lack of sex in the relationship.
Never a good idea to fuck around. Unless you are ready for your current relationship to be over completely. In which case, break it off ***before*** you go fuck someone else. Don't be an asshole.

So... you're want to cheat on your gf?

>>16797554
see >>16797550

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>>16797554
You don't. You don't tell people you like them on Valentine's day unless you've already had lots of chemistry or better yet have gone out a couple of times. You are not 12, you are a grown ass adult. Valentine's day is a shit holiday anyway.

Source: Am in a relationship and will be spending V-day on the couch eating popcorn and watching shitty movies with my partner.

Any help?

I'm thinking of picking her up near her place and driving to a dining place where I now and go for a walk around there after dinner. Then ice cream. I'm just going to take it casual so that we can talk and get to know each other.

>>16797551
Afternoon until evening...maybe go walk in a park, ice skating (may/may not be an option depending on climate where you are), just **do** something with her to give her a fun memory to associate with you. Then I would go get drinks before dinner, have dinner, maybe ice cream or another drink at a different place (quiet lounge/bar where you can talk maybe?) afterward.
Search for cool restaurant somewhat close to where she lives (~15 minute radius from her home). Don't pick her up and then drive 45 minutes in a car to go get dinner. Keep the night moving along.
Also if you plan on doing ice cream, don't take her to a dinner place where the servings are very large--maybe a tapas place instead. You both might fill up on food and not be interested in dessert.

Miniature golf

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It's not them, it's you.

Shit man, I've only dated women younger than me but always wanted to date an older woman.

Just find some girls at a local community college and wow them with your STABLE JOB and COOL CAR

>>16797535
>defamation charge
luckily, the parameters for a company firing you to cover their ass and getting a criminal charge are vastly different. if you can get a competent lawyer on retainer, you should be able to levy either a criminal or civil suit against her. if you get sue-happy, you could try to take your company on, but that's an uphill battle
>anger
as satisfying as it would be to retaliate against her, it would be the final nail in your coffin: regardless of your innocence. limit your time around her and don't speak about the claim to anyone except the following: the investigative personnel (i.e. managers, 3rd party affiliates), your lawyer, anyone you can speak to in confidence who won't spread it around.
>what do
get a legal consult and keep your mouth shut. worst case: you're fired and this bitch keeps getting her breaks monitored. best case: this all blows over with no reprimand

>>16797578
I'm probably too poor to afford a decent lawyer.

Well what was the details of the harrassment complaint?

Ask fer for a second date

>Being a Christian means we're not going to have a particularly sexual relationship (not initially, anyway) but I want to see more of this girl
No, it means you're not going to have a physically intimate one initially. There's nothing prohibiting you from expressing your sexual attraction toward one another. I don't care what-ian she is, she's a girl and girls like feeling desired. They like men who salivate a little when they see her. They like hot guys who have good taste in hot women.

Take her out the next time you personally are in the mood for a good time. Do something you enjoy, or something which she mentioned from her lifestyle that you also find interesting. Pitch the idea when you have a really clear picture of free time in your schedule to devote to her. Either way, certainly get in touch with her tomorrow to thank her for the pleasant company on the first outing.

And remember to flirt next time. Show your interest. You can talk her ears off even with your hands and dick stuck in your pants.

>>16797515
>We [Christians] have weird dating lives
No. I'm not Christian myself, but the majority of all Americans are Christians and they do not have abnormal dating lives. They *are* the norm.
Most Christianson the planet do not believe in abstinence either.
Don't project.

You have a 100% chance of having the clap, since the clap is naturally occurring in silicon. Sorry, op. Soak your penis in bleach to prevent spreading.

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>>16797533
This. Seriously. What were you even thinking not washing it?

Damn dude, there's a fucking reason they tell you to wash it. That shit is serious and you should make an appointment with your doc asap.

>>16797533
Good news here. The clap is curable. Catch it early and it's easier to get rid of.

>>16797489

you just say 'nope'. then if they try to keep talking say 'gotta go, talk to you later'.

its words dude, its no big deal

>>16797493
pretty much this

>>16797489
The wife and I made it clear from the beginning of our engagement that we plan to wait around 5 yrs before considering having a kid. We told our parents, siblings, extended family, friends, etc. Just to get it out of the way. There are still people that ask us,but if you just answer the question matter-of-factly, people seem to accept it. If they say something to the effect of "weellll thats not how I would do it" then you just kind of have to recognize that he/she has crossed over into territory where they don't deserve to have an opinion. Don't have to get mad/offended about it, it's just easier to accept that person is a ... well... a dumbass. And go on living your life.
**Make sure you and your wife are on the exact same page about your answer/reasoning, bc people will approach each of you individually. Especially people that want to interject their opinion.

>>16797482
Was your mother emotionally distant when you were a child? You are obviously jealous. Go make friends your own age, mang.

>>16797496
What the fuck is wrong with YOU, bro? Did your parents not love you enough? Did Uncle Dave tough you inappropriately? Because something must have happened to make you into a judgemental piece of shit with zero human emotion left, and whatever that thing was, it sure and fuck wasn't a small thing.

>>16797496
Actually kind of the opposite, it was actually my father who left.

I don't know, we used to have fun together and we'd help each other, but now she all contacts me when she wants me to help her with something. Also, she knows how much this woman tries to undermine me and get the promotion.

>>16797417
What does she think you've done, anon. Come on you can tell us. We wont judge. Promise.

>>16797428
She thinks I told my friends what we've done at her house.

>>16797444
How old are the two of you? I mean, seriously every man I've ever met has mentioned fucking there gf or wife, at least in passing. Is she ashamed to have had sex with you or something? Does she not know that shit is how every man behaves?

you crazy

>nothing

are you sure "nothing"? what is it exactly that makes you suspect

dude your gut feeling is usually right

>>16797572
Based on this:
>I'm still abroad
>she got a new job besides school that takes up her whole day (so I can see why, but:
>she doesn't talk with me as much (although I could get better at it as well)
>I see her being on FB in the middle of the night but doesn't open my messages because she said she's going to bed (she DOES get up super early but wtf)
>she's hot af and her previous BF cheated on her so I'm afraid she's tainted by it
>has a lot of guy friends that like her, but she claims they're just friends no matter if they like her like that or not (red flag)
on the opposite
>her track record is pretty clean (was with her ex for 6 years, very few other guys)
>doesn't go out clubbing
>loves me a lot and has proven it time and time again
>we've talked about "it" and I'm starting to fear that my insecurities are going to ruin the relationship and that it's all in my head
>she talks to some mutual friends and they all say that she's good and that she misses me a lot

>>16797408
Are you a weeb?

>>16797459

eh, yeah I guess but I'm p confident, semi-attractive and not a total sperg all the time

it's not a confidence issue or anything. im just afraid of the entire thing feeling totally fake and stupid, like a really bad game

>>16797459

basically I'm asking about other people's experiences with it