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How old are you?

>>16798264
I'm 26

>>16798266

If I was you, I would stay with the current job and just work my butt off.

Will there be promotions for you within that 8 months with your current job?

You're risking losing a better paying job with the chance of getting a job you like to do although pays less.

What don't you like about your current job? Boss? Co-workers? The job itself?

>>16798224
Avoid nasal decongestants and cold tablets. They make sinus pain worse.

Take 2 paracetemol and 2 ibuprofen for the pain.

Make up a warm salt water solution and rinse those sinuses as best you can. Look up "netty pot" to see what I mean.

For what it's worth, I feel the same way. It's actually pretty refreshing to see someone else like me for once.

I know this feel so badly.
It feels like I was locked down by it until I just let go. I've been thinking too hard over nothing. Or maybe it was just seasonal funk washing over.

Better times ahead for all of us I hope.

Could be depression.

Try cutting sugar out of your diet and going for a walk in the mornings.

don't eat 6 hours before, wash yourself with water (DEEP inside, not superficial), and shave in case you haven't. You'll also need lube if you don't want your rect perforated. Good luck and enjoy!

>>16798078
clean your ass before anal sex just in case.
what i do before is i take a shower (if you're lucky your toilet is next to your shower or at least in the same room as the shower)
then you take the shower head off and clean inside yourself, you have to fill your ass with water and go to the toilet, when you've done this four times or so, yous should be clean, but well go for the feel, if after four times you still don't feel clean do it again and so on.
you don't need to tell your bf what you're doing
when we have are planning on having anal sex i always tell my bf i want to shower first, i'll do that and clean myself, dry my hair and so on and have sex he never thinks about it or anything because he's to busy enjoying the sex

>I'm too embarrassed about the mechanics of it.
what kind of relationship are you in where you are embarased about bodily functions?
>Like what if it smells bad
It will, but if he cared he wouldn't want to stick his dick in your pooper in the first place!
>what if it makes me feel like going to the bathroom?
you may get such a sensation but instead of poo, his dick will come out....
>Any advice?
start slow, I reccomend getting a buttplug and wearing it a while before he goes in.
>Are my concerns even valid?
yes in terms of being realistic, no in terms of them being relevant.
>Like will there be any weird smells if I clean myself like 30 minutes before?
yerp, his dick will have some poo on it and poo will smell like poo but apparently he's fine with poo on his dick so definetly not worried about the smell.

just take a shower together afterwards.

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>>16798072
Reported.

>>16798076
Fucking idiot. Go report your shit about a legal drug i took to the fbi. Im not even from your damn country, yet alone your continent.

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>>16798087
>being this new
That picture is three years old. All I did was rename it.

>>16798041
we can't really help you if you don't tell us what you've done

>>16798047
It's not like I murderes anyone or anything. But the guilt is about the same. Or is for me.

I just need to sleep. Maybe I need prescription sleeping now drugs.

>>16798053
i didn't think you murdered someone, i'm just saying we kinda need to know what it is you're so guilty about or else we can't really help
guilt don't really go away before you have dealt with it and talked about it

>>16797957
Do not bother to answer this. It's bait.

The guy claims to be writing drunk, but this is word-for-word identical to a post he put up yesterday. He obviously pre-wrote it and is pasting it in until he gets a response he wants.

>>16798015
Hey, I said in the title it was night two. I just reposted it, that's all. And yes, I was hoping it might find her if it was shared. But it was written last night, and the title says it was night two. Sorry, i'm new to 4chan..i assumed that was obvious.

>>16797934

>this is a cult
>do not join

wow, who woulda thought we shouldn't join the mother fucking cult.

>>16797934
>advices to stay away from cult
>believes in devil/christianity

ok.

>>16797930
two things, one of them is really obvious
Practice
Be genuinely interested in the people you are chatting with

>>16797930

two ways

>listen in on conversations to get a better understanding of how they flow
>talk to people and implement what you learned from above.

if you are super autistic, record your conversations, play them back, and see what you did wrong. keep in mind chemistry. some people just dont want to be talked to nno matter how kawaii you are.

get off the internet and away from people who spend all day posting trump memes littered with outdated black people slang

>>16797903

the core concept of existentialism is that the universe has no inherent meaning. We are organisms with the opportunity to make choices. its the choices we make that give our lives meaning, if we choose to declare any.

the moment we start claiming we have no choices, our lives lose meaning. we cease being humans or even organisms, but simply become tools that a hostile universe uses to carry out its will.

the truth is the universe isn't hostile. it is indifferent. if the universe actually had it out for you it would have made you one of those chinese child slaves that simply can't commit suicide because of nets outside the window. forcing them to work their entire lives, suffering.


the universe is in fact indifferent to you, which means that you have the ability to change, shape, and improve your life. of course nothing good comes without some sacrifice, otherwise we would just have it.

now, what is more likely
>you, not having put in enough effort to carve out a good life for yourself

OR

>some magical force of the universe made you blessed enough to be born in a first world country where you have the luxury of whining on a Hungarian cartoon pictograph forum, but ultimately needs you to commit suicide after years of being mildly depressed in order to activate its endgame.

do you really think you are so insignificant that the universe wants you out of the way ASAP, but somehow so important that it made you live to begin with? what god, what force, what universe would create you wiht the soul intention of giving you first world problems worthy of suicide?

you ARE like everyone else. life has not been particularly cruel. it has actually been more kind then it has for most of the world population. the big moments are going to hit you no matter what. but its what you do afterward that define who you are.

>>16797903
anon, i know it wont make it feel any better, but you arent alone
i know how it feels
and god it sucks

>>16797903
How old are you?

>>16797898


we focus a lot on pain, but not regular touch.

10 people liking you isn't like a tickle. its like your foot touching the ground or your head on your desk. just a normal every day sensation.

whereas someone saying they hate you is like stubbing your toe.

>>16797898
Cause you obviously do care about that person or what it thinks. Otherwise you wouldnt be hurt, eh ?

>>16797904
Embrace the pain, feel your power, grow by the hate

>>16797852

act like you are already on the job. chat up people waiting around with a friendly smile. if ur lucky they WILL notice htis.

>be me
>waiting to apply for job
>older lady in the room
>were chatting
>get called in for interview
>manager: anon, did you bring your mom to a job interview
>me: no... shes here for (insert business here)
>manager: and you two just started talking?
>me: yes, I'm very friendly.

got the job

>>16797844

i think you worry too much. most people mind their own business, and most are like you: too self conscious to actually judge others.

the few that like to judge tend to judge the fattest ones there, mostly old guys who your like 'why are you even trying? just lose weight' etc.

today i saw a guy walking around, wearing brown pants, not sure what he was doing, tryna figure out why only half the machines have handles to pull on. he looked embarassed. he looked shy. it was endearing. probably wouldnt be if he was a megafat but he was just a confused guy at a new gym walking around tryna figure stuff out

>>16797859
I only ask because this massive dude kept looking at me and my gym bro and chuckling. It made me feel bad about my progress.

>>16797871

yeah hes a dick, but what would you rather do, give up, thus proving someone like him right, or just keep going and have some gropeable pecs?

you gotta remember these are passing moments. a thousand little things are going to go wrong in your life. even when fit the entire world will judge you one way or another.

so just do what you actually want and stick it out.

dont get me wrong going to the gym was an extremely anxiety inducing experience, but liek most moments, its like getting a shot from the doctor. you know its no big deal, its just pain for a single moment of time. then as soon as it starts, its over. you wont even remember this guy in two weeks.

>>16797833

probably because ur daddy touched you

Except it's not true. Sure, a lot of people so cheat, but the most accurate data we have points to somewhere around 20% of people are unfaithful. That's the minority. And it's pretty easy to pick up on who's a good partner if you're smart.

Would you ever cheat? I'm assuming you know you have the self-control and moral fortitude to confidently say no. What makes you so special then? Have faith that there are others like you, because there are.

>>16797848
>Sure, a lot of people so cheat, but the most accurate data we have points to somewhere around 20% of people are unfaithful.

Source? Not being a dick, on the contrary, I desperately want you to be right. According to my research it's 40-60%.

>>16797831

>now i realize that dying alone isnt so bad
>how to cope

sounds like you already coped. that being said is being cheated on really that bad? i dont really see the big deal. i mean yeah, its something you'd leave them over, but is it any worse than any other break up?

especially if it was purely sexual. its just a series of hormones and shit that made htem think 'I HAVE TO HAVE SEX NOW'. a lack of control. an influx of strange chemicals in the body.

sure, dump them and move on, but how is this any worse than them just not being in love with you or the countless arguments and attempts to actually hurt each other?>