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If you want to talk to people, you need shit to talk about. Politics, music, other normie shit.

>>16796582
Deep, real talks require interest and for you and ideally your partner to be interesting and interested in you.

You can force deep talks, you'll sound like a philosophy teacher.


It flows. Yes, it's gay but its true. Deep convos flow because you are sincerely trying to understand that person's view and what not.

>>16796568
Be calm.

As important as this is to you, this probably isn't at the top of his list. Resist the temptation to send more messages.
Wait for a response.

>>16796589
But what if he never responds?

If you keep sending loads of messages to him, you can take away the "What if" in your post...

Needyness is one of the things that, for both sexs, takes away the desire. You should go do something for yourself in order to disconect from that 'mind set'. Go hang with your friends, sports, games... whatever. As soon as you put your mind into something else, your need to send messages, or rather, to receive answers, will fade.

Hope he answers you! Night.

>>16796555
>my question is, does my wife's tight vagina correlate to small penises?

why on earth would it? You a moron

No, it means she probably doesn't masterbate with things as huge as your dick and probably isn't into gaping like the other hoebags. Good wife material.

>>16796555
ITT humblebragging about dick size

Stop pressing the bulb between your balls and your anus, because that's where your load is cuming from. It's also called dry humping, and it enables you to fap several times in a row - or at least in much smaller intervals.

If you don't do that, and don't want to visit a doctor, you could study medicine anytime?

>>16796644
No, I know the technique, but of course I isolated the problem, and it's not that. It's not what i'm eating or even how much i sleep, it's not the amount of activity (it does tend to happen on firsts of whatever i'm doing)...

Well, i will surely eventually get to doctor(when an insurance issue is settled), i am just worried momentarily as well as frustrated...

I can relate to your situation.
What's your diet like?
Do you drink enough water?
How often do you exercise?
How often do you lurk internet message boards?

Is there something deep down inside you feel you want??

>>16796590

>What's your diet like?
I usually eat enough, not as many healthy things but I always try to remember that.

>Do you drink enough water?
I don't think so. I drink a huge amount of liquids but water is less than half of them (Maybe 35% of the liquids i drink in a day is pure water)

>How often do you exercise?
I don't think if that counts, but i practice Cycling and Skateboarding almost every day that I have time.

I've got a severe sciatic nerve problem btw, so i can't go to the gym anymore and train my legs.

>How often do you lurk internet message boards?
Every time i feel like that actually. I don't find any reason to do something else so i get in 4chan to see if something happens. It never does.

However as i feel like shit if i go out in these times, i think there's nothing i can do.

>Is there something deep down inside you feel you want??
Deep inside my mind i feel that there's something, but i don't know what it can be. Maybe i'll punch myself later so i can discover it.

I'm already doing drum classes, skateboarding, so my mainly hobbies are already ok. I've had a relationship and broke up because it was too much bullshit and i don't think i need that. For the rest, i only want to find a way in my life.

>>16796543
Your mind needs rest. Find some refuge in yourself.

I felt this too.

I would give up, smoke up, and skip school for a week.

>>16796530
This isn't a supportive environment mayte. Best get away from them. You're ex military so you're probably self reliant enough to do it.

You can be honest about it and maybe get them to change or you're going to have to leave by force. If they hold your money or stuff go to the cops.

Good luck.

>>16796558
To be honest man, as much as I hate living with my parents, I need them. Not for money or anything (on disability and still work a job/go to school), but just in everyday functions that have become really hard. My memory has gone to shit, I drift in and out of focus, I have trouble getting to sleep, I lack a lot of "real world" knowledge. I believe that I would need to get "better" before I can make it on my own. I'm not close enough with any of the rest of my family to move in with them.

I'd like to be able to talk to them about this, but my dad isn't the person to go telling how I "feel" and mom is disappointed in me and doesn't want me to open a doorknob by myself. They've threatened to kick me out for little stuff like smoking in the bathroom, oversleeping, moving slow, being mopey all the time, etc. Mom would be my best chance to change things but using her as a proxy to dad never works. Dad is just dad, it's his way or no way. Fuck I just feel trapped again.

Between hazel and blue.

>making a thread for this stupid ass shit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_color

Mine are the same way. Green on the outside, brown on the inside.

Most people just say they're green and yours look mostly green to me.

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>>16796516
>>16796516
>op's eyes confirm the one-drop rule
>one drop of shit in each eyeball

cmon ya'll help a brother out here. It ain't easy mustering the courage to ask this shit.

>>16796512
Sorry OP, your delivery is making it hard to take you seriously.

It's not intrusive, at least for me; it feels like I'm being filled up

>>16796497

>for some reason
>because this reason

dont be dumb.

>intruding

i would imagine yes. just a dude but with my own ass it mostly feels intruding unless there is a sense of trust. i imagine females would have a similar reaction and this is why the yare less inclined to just hang then bang.

>>16796489
that means she's not interested in fucking you/having a romantic relatiomship with you

>>16796502
Not because she likes it too?

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>>16796489

Women are fucking cunts. And I say this from an objective point of view. I've never been "bullied" or rejected by any females so don't take my post to be some retarded fucking manchild male rights activist virgin angst who is mad at women. In fact I've been with enough to say that I will never bother with marriage. Women are cunts, ESPECIALLY to each other. My christ there was this one girl I actually remember from high school. She was real sweet and shy/quiet, literally every other girl in the fucking school would bully her. Everything from calling her names like retarded, to insulting her clothes, even teasing her that she was drinking urine when she had lemonade in a bottle. I'm 100% serious. Women for the most part are fucking crazy sluts. Fuck+chuck and forget about em. Not worth the time, effort, or anything. In college it's slightly more subtle than high school but the idea is still the same. Mad gossip about other girls in the group, ostracizing of others for arbitrary, materialistic reasons...christ. Half the time I wish I were gay!


>tldr

Women are stupid cunts. Don't waste your time. Fuck+chuck. Get a dog if you need emotional support and loyalty.

Picture related: My favourite female author who actually wasn't a stupid cunt and knew how fucking dumb other women could be.

>>16796477
It's a bullshit holiday, no matter who you are.

>>16796453
>>16796453
Nyaa and Tokyotoshokan are what I used to use when I still downloaded Anime. Nowadays most stuff is available on Crunchyroll and KissAnime.

For older stuff I use BakaBT but they're rather strict with their rules and allowed client software so be sure to check the rules first.

You know what everyone else calls "self publishing"?

Vanity press.

If no publisher is interested in your book, it's because it's bad and you're a bad writer.

Take up a more constructive profession, like carpentry.

>>16796425
It's not for the public, it's for me and a few others.

Get a literary agent. There should be a national association for the UK -- I know the US version is called the American Association of Authors' Representatives.

Not saying, seeing. Fuck.

>>16796405
Sounds like it's mutual, time to find someone else.

'You're too good for me' is a bullshit breakup line, so she gave you a few back. Be more honest next time.

>>16796414
I mean it is not a breakup line since we weren't going out but I get what you're saying.

Anyway that's honestly what I felt, she says like a really good girl and I needed someone more like me, a bit more miserable.