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Well, I've found the perfect gf for me, except that I don't find her sexually attractive anymore.
Would I regret ending a relationship with someone so good to me for sex?
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My ex-boyfriend broke up with me for the same reason.
I hope he's having good sex now ;____;
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>>16796098
how exactly can you fail at lying down and spreading your legs?
did you get fat?
Ok so I've just received a job offer and they have sent me a bunch of paperwork to fill out. Including an employment application. They havent asked about my last employer. I was fired for reasons I'm not entirely sure of. The application asks for reasons for leaving and if they can contact. Do you think at this point they will bother to contact and/or how should I address this so I don't get screwed?
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Call your last employer right now to find out why you got fired. Then take it from there. (Wow, this board is really slow)
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/ADV/ I need your help with my neighbor. This neighbor is causing a lot of ruckus and my current fence is not keeping him now his pooping dog out of my yard.
I am worried that this guy will start weeding my garden, and shingling my roof. I already have a gardener and a roofer. I do not want them to lose their jobs.
I am thinking about replacing the fence with a wall. The total wall will be just shy of 2000 miles in length. As you can imagine, the surface geology, bedrock, and groundwater conditions vary considerably along this length. I am going to need something that will work for the entire length. Hopefully >>>/DIY/ can help me on that front.
What will be the best approach to construct this wall to keep my neighbor and his dog out of my yard?
What I need help with is that my neighbor will be paying for it. He thinks he won't be, but he WILL BE. So, how do I get my neighbor to pay for the wall?
My other neighbor is cool. We don't even have a fence separating our yards. He does have some weird hobbies and interests, but still a pretty good neighbor. So I only need one wall.
Thanks
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>>16796033
Are you sure that you don't need a fence at least for your other neighbour?
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>>16796033
Time to start thinking about carpentry.
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Why do guys date below their league. My friend is a very hot guy, he can have any woman at all, but instead he's with a fat girl who is spaghetti as fuck... Like honestly she could be autistic... Why would he settle like that?
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>>16796027
I convinced that /adv/ is a just a troll board or just full of retards at this point.
Was /adv/ always this useless and baiting?
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>>16796027
Do you orbit him? If he didnt chose you, you must have some glaring faults as well.
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>>16796036
I want to know if I am missing something... If hes hurting himself by settling.
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How to get my family off my back 2016-02-11 22:15:11 Post No.16796012
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How to get my family off my back
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I'm a CS major at a really competitive school. I'm barely managing a 3.2 which I'm really happy for provided that half of my class dropped out or are repeating classes, but my family continues to scold me, threaten to stop paying for my tuition, condemn my girl friend and the time I spend with her, and consider setting me up with a therapist to stop my "addiction to weed" (I like to smoke after exams).
It's really stressful and also extremely difficult to even continue. I've had too many sleepless nights where I consider just dropping out of school or cutting off all my ties with my family. I just simply can't get these people off my back and it's starting to affect my relationships and school work.
Anyone have any ideas or experiences that can help me out? Also my parents aren't Asian. They're Russian.
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Do what I did with my Asian parents. Lie lie lie
I liked about my grades, I bared managed a 3.5 but I told them I have a 4.0
I had sex with my bf but I told them I was a virgin
I told them I did hw all the time but I played vidya
if all else fails, student loans aren't too bad. You're a CS major so you'll be able to pay them back easily
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>>16796087
How do I get past the "Show me your grades" thing then?
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>>16796266
CS major and can't create false grades. Maybe you should reevaluate your major.
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>walk into work
>see this in the kitchen
Wat do?
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>that blurry picture
I would immediately go to an optometrist because I am fucking blind
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>>16795998
Go about my business.
Why would this bother you, anyway?
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Have you considered carpentry?
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ive been fantasizing about watching my latina wife suck another guys cock its pretty intense and I don't know why I want to tell her but afraid she will freak out any advice inb4 cuck
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Don't ruin your relationship with your wife
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>>16795974
/thread
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>>16795974
I don't want 2 but I kinda want to tell her she might be into it but I highly doubt it
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>have had job for 3 months
>Everytime, a few hours before I have to go in, I start feeling really sick
How do i stop this
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Sounds like you're having a physical reaction to work stress. Try changing careers to a more pleasant and fulfilling sector, such as a specialized trade. There are great job opportunities in carpentry now, apparently - everyone's raving about it.
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>>16795993
Its a parttime job at a burger stand
Lmao
But the fact remains I've gone into work at least 40 times now and i feel sick as shit beforehand
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I Havel exactly the same problem as OP. I wiek at the office,every morning is a horror.
The thing is there nothing bad about my job i jest stress a lot to the point od stomacaches headaches and crying...
I go fired already from to jobs for it, first after 8 months then after 4 months.
I got a new job recently this Monty,but im afraid to loose it again and it gets worse...
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How can I persuade my oneitis I changed and get her to give me a chance? What should I tell her if I don't see her anymore and don't think she doesn't want to talk to me? How should I deal with it if she's so important to me? How can I find another one if I never found anyone who had her same personality in the whole world?
I just love her so much I wouldn't have any strength without the hope she would accept me
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Show her that you're moving on in life and becoming an attractive man with a strong career, for instance by letting slip that you've taken up carpentry as a profession or hobby. Chicks go for guys with strong prospects, they're looking for a provider.
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it's not love if it's not mutual.
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»16795937
I think she's gone to the point she would ignore SMS like that, I don't know how should I show her
»16795942
You're right, but I could argue it may have been if I looked outside the same I feel inside
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Hello, /Adv/.
So. This is the first time I ever ask for advice, hopefully I won't need to ask again.
After I had half a breakdown an hour ago, I realised how unhappy I am. I have a bunch lf problems, concerning my body (which leads to my unhappiness):
I'm 17 years old
1,74m tall
90-95kg (overweight, but fit, doing enough sport)
What my thought was during my "breakdown" is the following:
"I'm small"
"I'm overweight"
"I'm weak"
Although I do lots of training, the "I'm-weak-point" is duw to my body.
Ankles have high pressure(hurt, overweight);
my knees are hurting like hell,espiacilly the left one.
My back is defintly weak muscled;
my left elbow is hurting periodically.
My neck and shoulder area are defintly spasmodocally/clenchy.
I can say that I did Irish dance for a few years, which, due to thebasic stance, trained my outer bands, while inner ones didn't. Also, I had very bad shoes, and I can still feel it. It was a bad Idea. My left elbow, which is worse than my roght elbow, is connected to my back. Instead of sitting properly, my elbows took most of the weighr over most of the time.
I do know the whole body is always connected. But much could have prevented if my family was actually wealthy.
Some thing got better for a time, certainly, but one problem is in the way of the other.
I can't do much running, my knees, mostly left knee, has no mood to.
Elbow blocks most of the arm training.
Back is on a good track, I hope.
I hope you can think of a solution and think of a way to make it better.
I secretly hope there are some doctors etc. Also wondered whether ACUPUNCTURE could be a solution somehow, somewhere.
Thank you in advance /Adv/
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>>16795915
You could always move to japan
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STRETCH
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I've been texting a friend about my depressive episode, and they've been kind of flippant about it. I realize now, I'm obviously not making myself clear about just how serious the situation here. How do I tell them that my complaints aren't just the everyday bitching they've appeared to be?
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May be better off seeking the help of someone more willing to hear you out.
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>>16795906
Let me say it for him: Shut up. You've made it through all your episodes before, and you'll make it through this one too. You're clearly talking about this for attention, just like your creating this thread for attention.
His validation won't fix anything. What exactly do you expect him to do? What is his empathy going to do for you? What are you doing that is of any benefit to anything except your fragile ego? Talk to a psychiatrist if you need help, pusihng it on your friends is just mean-spirited.
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what exactly are you asking of them? Don't start shifting blame onto your friends for your own depression; people have their own emotional lives to worry about and can't usually shoulder the weight of someone else's problems (especially since they have little they can do to improve it). As a depressive myself, let me tell you - don't drive your friends away by asking too much.
Why don't you tell anon what's been bothering you?
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Ok boys online dating doesn't work
Do you have any tips on how/where to pick up girls
no clubs, bars or work pls.
I am from Germany if that is any help.
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nah, online dating works just fine when you're attractive.
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Out in public. Spend as much time as you can outside of your home. Wherever there are women, talk to them.
Alternatively you could give up on "picking up" girls and being introduced to them by family/friends/colleagues instead.
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>>16795902
Seconding this. Online dating works. Figure out where you're slipping up and fix it.
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I just accidentally swallowed a lemon seed. Will I die?
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>>16795878
No
Next question.
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no, but get ready to harvest a fine crop of ass-lemons when the tree is old enough to bear fruit.
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Eventually, yes.
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Does anyone else's mother still put a penis beaker and a small pack of Kleenex on your night-stand?
Its not normal right, is it?
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>>16795871
What's a penis beaker?
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>>16795875
Sorry, typo: penis BREAKER, you know?
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She's tired of having to clean your cum after you.
>be me
>be in highschool science class (inb4 MODS)
>standing behind some friends, leaning on a counter, hands om said counter
>7/10 ginger teacher approaches
>inches closer
>her ass is literally ok my hand for about 3 seconds
Was it an accident? How can I be sure? Pic related, she looks like that
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>>16795863
underage b&
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Leave your shlong on the counter next time
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>>16795863
>3 seconds
Yep, she totally wants to fuck you m8