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My girlfriend of a year and a half left me for another guy. She left me for a badboy she just met who drives a Camaro and lives 2 hours away from us. They rushed into it and within a week she was dating him and she left me.
She told me all of this 5 days ago and broke up with me I'm devastated. I haven't slept a full night's sleep in 5 days. I haven't eaten a full meal. I've had the same lunch kept in the refrigerator and work for 3 days because I can't eat it, I just pick at it.
How do I make the pain go away?
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It sucks that it happened, but you're lucky it happened now. 1 and a half years is a long time, but you weren't married, you didn't have kids, and this girl was a ticking time-bomb. You didn't know it, and maybe she didn't know it either, but there was always going to be a Chad with a Camaro who gave her some attention, and it was always gonna end up like this.
Not all women are like this. You're still young, you can start over and try again. You dodged the bullet.
Just don't take her back when she asks you to. 90% odds she will try to come back to you, but just don't fall for it.
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>>16800172
>90% odds she will try to come back to you, but just don't fall for it.
That's what everyone is saying. She's younger than me and she has low self esteem, so she is very impressed with the "Chad with a Camaro who gives her attention" thing. I'm 26 btw, she is 20.
It's just so painful closing my eyes and imagining the woman I love spread eagle with some random dirtball guy balls deep in her.
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>>16800186
Like I said, not all women are like this. Poor impulse control like that is more of an innate personality thing than a young-and-dumb thing, she'll be the same way when she's 30.
>tfw university admittance decision comes in today of afternoon
I'm freaking out! If I don't get in my life is over!
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>>16799601
So what exactly do you need advice on?
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if you don't get in your life is most definitely not over
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>>16799619
how do i do it? how do i be as cool as you?
>>16799620
it most definitely is
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>chick is asking me who I'm taking to where on valentine's day and what I'm doing
Is this good?
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>>16793771
shoulda just said you don't really have plans and turned the question around
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Hahaha
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>>16793771
fucked up u did
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What do you think about a man with skinny legs? 2016-02-13 04:11:53 Post No.16800686
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What do you think about a man with skinny legs?
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That's me wearing skin thight pants, do I look good or should I avoid wearing them?
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>>16800686
It's already too late for you...You went full on faggot for even thinking wearing those as a dude was okay. Pretty soon you'll be sucking cocks and before you know it you'll be getting fucked in the ass.
Don't worry though. It's 2016. It's cool to be a fag.
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>>16800686
Do you frequently masturbate to the Pokemon theme song?
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>>16800686
you look like a cuck, go to the gym and get buff
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How to deal with religious fanatic parents?
I live on my own, am married, etc, but they still keep finding ways to fuck with my life.
It is exhausting. Every family gathering, every dinner, every social opportunity ends up being an attempt to bring me into or keep me in their church.
Before you start defending Christianity, I should say that my parents' relationship with it is not healthy. They use it as a way to deny personal responsibility for all their problems and hate on people who are different from them.
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If anyone has stories to share about their own experiences with religious fanatic family/friends, please do.
I am just trying to make sense of it. There doesn't seem to be a possibility of any relationship without sharing their (unhealthy) beliefs.
They just keep lying, manipulating, bullying to try and force that belief if it doesn't happen naturally.
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>>16799915
Try seeing it from their point of view.
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Either set your boundaries by laying down the truth or don't go to these family gatherings any more. So for example, either: A- "I'm atheist and I do not want to hear about your religious views any more, please. Can we just enjoy our time together as a family? I'm not looking for an argument, I'm just tired or hearing about that stuff and I'd appreciate it if you guys could stop."
Or B- "I will not be spending time with you guys any more because it seems that talking about your religious beliefs can't be avoided and I'm tired of being subjected to it."
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Why are people who want women to stay in the kitchen always obsessed with the American 50s?
Traditionally women have divided themselves into two categories: peasants who worked the fields, and noblewomen who enjoyed a life a luxury. Neither stayed in the kitchen. The peasant had to work the fields for her lady and the lady had nurses and maids and governesses to raise her children for her. That was the tradition among nobles, the child in its childhood would not be taken care of by the mother but by a nurse. Marie-Therese of Austria had her Archdukes and Archduchesses be nurses and caretakers to her children while she was busy running her Empire, upper class European families employed governesses to look after the children, etc. etc. Peasants just made their children work at age 6 rather than send them to school. The stay-at-home housewife is a modern invention of the middle class. Day care centers are nothing but the modern evolution of the old nurses and governesses. So why do "traditional gender roles FTW" hate them?
Personally I want the traditional gender role of the rich, powerful, spoiled noblewoman. I want to own land and riches, have my own army of servants at my command (including nurses and nannies to raise my children) and to be a matron of the arts. I also want to marry for political gain with a man who will expand my power.
Do americans just not have history?
Pic related a governess with someone's children.
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>I want the traditional gender role of the rich, powerful, spoiled noblewoman. I want to own land and riches, have my own army of servants at my command (including nurses and nannies to raise my children) and to be a matron of the arts. I also want to marry for political gain with a man who will expand my power.
lol you're a fucking twat
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>>16798525
Shoo, peasant.
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>>16798499
>Why are people who want women to stay in the kitchen always obsessed with the American 50s?
Because they have the same mental and intellectual capacity as people from the 1950s. Sounds easy, but from what I have seen in the world, these guys exist. Ignoring them is the best way.
>So why do "traditional gender roles FTW" hate them?
Because they don't know shit about history.
For example, the idea of the non-working woman originated from the Biedermeier period.
There IS a certain grain of truth in the "traditional genderroles bullshit" they want to re-establish though - there were way more incentives for men to get married and have children with women. That is, even if things were tough back then, men and women gave each other support - in times ways worse than our current age.
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why do women hate being viewed as sex objects, yet strive to be them? 2016-02-12 00:48:08 Post No.16796506
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why do women hate being viewed as sex objects, yet strive to be them?
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Women hate when men who perve over them, but they spend most of their lives trying to look as fuckable as they can. Don't tell me they 'want to look good for themselves'. No, a woman can look beautiful in a parka or a space suit, she doesn't have to dress half naked.
Give me a break femanists, your clothes don't encourage anyone to rape you. However, we will think you're looking for someone to fuck if your not wearing a bra and we can see your pussy or seductive undies straight through your yoga pants.
Would a man wear skin tight pants that show every detail of his junk, cut off his sleeves just 'because its comfy?'
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Fuck off. I'll wear whatever I want and you can wear whatever you want. Showing body parts doesnt mean I want sex, you fucking asshole. Just mind your own business like a normal person.
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>>16796506
Because that's how most men want them to look and they secretly want to eventually find a guy who will pork them and marry them and give them babies even if they yell that they need no man
Also mass media put pressure on admittedly stupid girls convincing them that skimpy outfits are empowering and totally innocent as long they want them to be so.
It's just stupid but it's how it is
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>>16796511
Lol salty
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Yeah that sounds about right. Its pretty sad. I wouldn't want my wife to run around looking like a slut. I don't think women should cover up like prudes, but nobody seems to find casual attractive anymore when it is.
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girlfriend told me this morning a classmate is comming to see her, and she wants to watch a movie
i call her at 9 twice, no answer, half hour later some guy picks up says hello, passes the phone to her. i ask her what shes doing she says nothing, just out with a classmate. half hour later she tells me she went home, says sorry and goes to sleep
so how should i respond to this situation?
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Leave her, now.
She cheated.
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>>16794968
i really feel like if you don't know what to do in this situation, you shouldn't be in a relationship
tell her you think she acted weird and confront her with whatever problem you have.
find out if she cheated which seems likely and do whatever you think is best when you find out whatever answer you're looking for
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>>16794968
netflix and chill at its finest baby.
I have 0 experience with girls when it comes to kissing and all the physical stuff. I've tried girls in my area, girls outside my area and nothing seems to work. I got close last month with a girl I had a thing with for a bit, but wasn't able to close. I'm over emotional and would like to know how to change myself from this into a masculine alpha type guy. I've basically been a doormat and emotional tampon for all my life.
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Find a respectable male role model and copy him.
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So a potential employer called me but I left my phone at home so I was left with a voice message
I'm only receiving it now (10:00pm) and it was sent 3:00pm. I figure it would be rude to call back now. I don't know if its a personal line or an office line. It's a long weekend coming up. I should call her back on Tuesday with everything considered?
I don't really know how HR and office culture work or if its rude to call someone's potential work line on a Weeekend.
Halp office fags! Preferably HR people.
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Since most people are voicemail-averse these days, your safest bet is likely just to call back on Tuesday morning. Open with something like "Hey Whatever, it's OP. I'm returning your call from Friday. How are you? Hope you had a great weekend."
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how to spend 1.5k tax return?
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Buy stocks?
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>>16800523
What do you do for a living, op?
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Cocaine and hookers.
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Would you breakup with someone near/on/or right after Vday? 2016-02-13 02:55:03 Post No.16800476
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Would you breakup with someone near/on/or right after Vday?
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Okay, so I've posted about it in the "write a letter threads" But I think i'd like to hear from others who've been through similar.
I'll green text
>old fwb unblocks and adds me to fb after a year of not talking
>we both apologize for how it ended.
>he says things are rocky with his girlfriend
>says he misses a ton of things we did together
>starts hitting on me hard
>i'm thrilled, but I ask him if he's not concerned about his girlfriend
>he says he suspects shes cheating anyway, but I'm right maybe we should 'meet' after they break up
Thing is I havn't asked or demanded a date I expect it done by, and I certainly wouldn't breakup with someone on valentines(as lame as it is)
but at the same time hearing him say "i g2g sorry ___, i'm with ____ tonight...sorrrry"
The other thing is, I don't drive, he does, but he's got 1-2 paychecks before he gets his car on the road. So it's not a rush anyway...but is it wrong I feel he should just get it over with?
thanks
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>>16800476
I should note, they've only been dating "a couple months"
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Why can I smell and taste music and certain visual experiences? Sometimes when I look at specific film scenes or play a particular song my tongue and smell gets activated and I can smell and taste. What the fuck is wrong with me? It only seems to happen when I'm really awake and into what I'm seeing / listening.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synesthesia
You have synesthesia.
I have it, too. It's not nearly as cool as people make it sound.
Please for the love of god somebody tell me how to get bitches
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You could start by not calling them bitches.
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Tried the animal shelter?
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>>16800328
oh snap
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Hey /adv/, looking for mouse recs for gaming. I'm currently using a steelseries kinzu v2 because I'm a poorfag. What are some good options out there that isn't too expensive? I mainly play fps games or mmorpgs, never MOBAS. I'm not a fan of my current mouse's click, like by the time i press left mouse down the enemy would have already gotten the chance to get a few hits on me. Any recs?
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>>16800234
Another thing I forgot to mention, I have tiny hands that you'll probably have to take into account. Like 15cm in length.