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Can't stay hard for longer than a few seconds if dick isn't stimulated
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I'm 19, been seeing my girlfriend for a month and a half now, was a virgin before her( guess I still kind of am) tried having sex a couple of times like a week in with a condom but I just flopped after , but thought it was just the condom. Now tried it without one and couldn't stay hard, I lose it very fast when I go on top, I put the tip in like twice in and out when I was on top but then just flopped. What's wrong with me? I lose my hard on within like a few seconds if there's no stimulation so I lose it before she even puts it in when she's on top too , so do I need to go to the doctor?
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Stop masturbating and watching porn. Unless you enjoy ed. Also run more.
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Yeah don't fap but are you stressed? Nervous? I get stage fright when I'm with a new girl so maybe you're just freaked out.
My first girlfriend was super nice and would put on the condom for me. Was sexy and stress free.
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Try not being on top. It's proven that increased blood flow in that position is bad for keeping an erection.
Let her be top, and keep the room temperature a little bit cold. Child will help keep the blood vessels constricted, and keep your erection up.
Hey /adv/ I could use your help bigtime.
I recently got out of a five year long relationship with this girl.
It was not mutual, she fell out of love with me, the problem is I still have a lot of feelings for her.
The problem is the following, she still wants to be friends with me. Now I’ve had relationships before, and we never were friends after. But she says that I was a hugely important part of her life and that she cares about me, just no longer in a romantic way.
How do I respond to that though? I don’t think I can deal with that. I can’t just be her ‘friend’ after what we had.
And I still love her, its going to kill me to see her eventually move on. Fuck that.
Is it normal to be friends with your exes? She says it is if were both mature, but I don’t think I can at all. With my feelings being the way they are.
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She says theres a part of her that loves me, not romantically but the kind of love you have for someone you were with a long time. And she wants me around but its just hurting me so incredibly much. I can’t bear it.
Should I just delete her from everything and move on? Also, tips on getting over heartbreak? I feel like shit, so much. I can’t eat, sleep or do anything. Even in my dreams she’s there, I don’t have any peace.
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When people break up it rarely is even. One person usually loves the other person a lot more.
>Is it normal to be friends with your exes?
Nope. It can work if neither of you have feelings for each other.
Cut off contact with her and maybe get in touch with her in a few years when you're over her. You're going to be devastated when she finds somebody else and even more devastated when she is happy with him and you're unhappy.
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>>16867736
In my opinion seeing how you say you feel about this situation, it's not a good idea. I don't think you can honestly be friends with an ex right after you end a relationship lasting more than 6 months. Maybe a year from now when the wound isn't fresh. Maybe never. Just don't fool yourself, staying close after a long term relationship will only give you false hope and prevent you from moving on with your life.
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There is this cute Indian girl at my office who is a secretary at the front desk that I think has a thing for me. I had to ask her to fix my key card today and she was giving all the signs that she like me as we had a short conversation but I just left it at that. I want to make a move but I don't really know how to do that without some booze in me. She works at the front desk so I could really just go up to her and talk to her any time I want...I just don't know what to say. Any ideas?
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>>16867599
Ask her if she would like to hang out outside of work. Make sure she is not seeing anyone else. I made a mistake like that a week ago m8
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I would ask if she has a boyfriend. If yes then just say lucky guy or something and walk away.
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>>16867599
It's a receptionist's job to be friendly with everyone, so don't leap into assuming anything personal. Chat with her some more, and if she seems to like you personally, ask her to lunch.
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So, my girlfriend of two months has completely fallen for me. She loves me and says I'm the best she's ever been with. She always calls me a complete gentleman, tells me I'm the best, always respect her and like for who she is. She said I'm basically her prince charming.
Here's the thing, she's my 1st girlfriend. I've lost my virginity to her and I like her a lot as well. I don't love her yet and she knows this but I'm starting to fall for her. I've never had a girl care and love me for who I am as much as this.
My question is, is it bad that she fell for me so quickly? She says that she me to be her last boyfriend.
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>>16867218
It's fine.
Just don't take that for granted no matter how easy it is.
Also know that the way she is towards you now will not last and she will calm down a bit in a few months and act normal with you most of the time.
This is just how a relationship progresses so definitely take note of that and don't think it's weird.
Good luck buddy, I was in your situation over a year ago and I would not want to go back to that time simply because it gets way better as you get to know them more. In my experience anyway.
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>>16867250
This.
Sounds like you've got a real nice thing going, OP.
Don't be too hasty or presumptuous, don't sweat the petty stuff, but remember to use common sense.
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>>16867218
well after women are done riding the cock carousel with the bad boys they begin to appreciate poindexter like you op.
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I'm not happy with who I am right now.
I want to work on myself, I want to work improve who I am. The issue is I.... I don't really know how or where to start.
It feels like such an overwhelming idea, I honestly feel like there's a fuck tonne of shit wrong with me, some I don't even know how to put into words.
So my question is, where do I begin, how do I figure myself out and "work on myself"
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Question 1. How do I see myself?
Question 2. Am I happy with that? If I'm not, what do I need to change? What don't I like, and what would I rather see myself as?
Question 3. What are the steps to take to achieve those changes?
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>>16867153
I.... I honestly couldn't describe who I am to you, it honestly just dawned upon me that I don't really.... understand myself very well.
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>>16867164
You could if you tried.
But to move past that, what do you want to see? What kind of people do you admire and aspire to be like?
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does true love exist?
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No. Think of the math. Depends on your definition. Multiple "true loves" sure. Next question?
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no
in fact nobody actually really cares about most of us
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Only between two men.
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What types of songs on guitar attract pussy? I'd say I'm pretty decent at guitar, but most of THE stuff I play is kinda weird (like pic related) and most people probably wouldn't like it. I heard all you need is an acoustic guitar and knowledge of basic chords (eg Wonderwall) to take a look at the poon. What do you think /adv/?
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Bump for vagina
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dude I've had girls freak out when I fucking tuned my guitar I am not kidding
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Play whatever you know well and hope that a girl knows it. The ultimate rombo combo is to know enough songs you can play something from an artist a girl might know. Make It Wit Chu is obvs QotSA's gettin' pussy song and it sounds great on acoustic, perfect for warming up some campfire canals. City and Color, John Mayer.. those are along the lines of the whole Wonderwall idea, but in the end knowing a shit ton of songs is the way to go.
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hey /adv/, I am 23 and got married 4 months ago. My wife is really hairy and she has a huge wide back. I find her really hot since she's 5ft 9 and shes got long thick legs and a thick upperbody. However, I've been thinking if this could be a hormonal problem that could lead to infertility? shes 180lbs. She's kinda chubby but she used to be thin when she was in high school...
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>>16867000
bait?
Talk to doc if concerned
Should not have married if this mattered
You probably shouldn't reproduce based on what you've said
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>>16867005
not bait. It really doesn't matter since adoption or surrogate is always an option.
I dont see why I shouldn't reproduce? lol.
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You have a few options.
Get her to see a Dr.
Pay for her to get laser hair removal.
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My breasts are really saggy for their size and my age. Is it because I lost weight? I'm only in my early twenties.
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Unfortunately, 'sagginess' is caused by a few factors; predominantly skin elasticity which is genetic. Your weight loss was only half of it, if you gradually lost weight and have fairly elastic skin you would've been able to have equally as perky breasts, albeit smaller.
Breast implants would be a temporary solution.
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>>16866930
I lost weight really slowly and the rest of my body is not saggy.
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>>16866935
Fat distribution is also genetic. Seeing as how you're clearly female, it's safe to assume you carry most of your fat in your breasts/hips/thighs. Excluding obese women, you generally wouldn't have saggy skin in those areas aside from breasts.
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Fucked up bad. I've been with an older woman for about a year and a half now. She's hot, smart, makes boat loads of money and we have (or had) incredible chemistry. She wanted me to move into her house about a year ago, I did and things were good (I thought). There was always a strange tension between myself and her family/friends. She's an older corporate officer with a masters and I'm a welder covered in tattoos who rides a Harley. I don't think her family or friends ever liked or approved of me but I didn't care... we were in love. She had a pretty traumatic experience last April and wanted to quit drinking and suggested I do the same (not for her but for my own health), I didn't have to but I did. Now keep in mind this was new territory for me. The guys at work were astonished that I wasn't going to the bars with them after work. Around the beginning of Feb I was home alone for a few hours and just said fuck it, and bought a bottle of Jameson, got sloppy drunk and of course, got caught by her. I don't even know why I did it. Well she flipped her shit and told me to go stay with a friend. As everyday passed, she seemed to get more and more mad. She has a sharp tongue and would say things that made me angry enough to say very hurtful things back. So it was getting worse by the text and phone call. I regret all of it. Now at that time I had been working on a pretty big project for work outside in the snow and cold. I ended up developing pneumonia and a horrible respiratory infection. Bad enough to be admitted to the hospital for a week. While I was in the hospital, I didn't hear shit from her and I didn't push the issue. Well, it turns out she moved all of my stuff into a storage unit WHILE I was in the hospital. Now she seems more angry than ever, and she just ends up berating me when we communicate so I've just left her alone. It just isn't like her and I wonder if her family/friends have just been in her ear. Now I guess I just have to start over? Pic related.
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Ew those old ass elbows...
Anyway OP, you should get your stuff (be glad she isn't mad enough to throw your shit out) and cut contact.
Even though you think she may have been great, she really wasn't. It sounds like she was looking for anything to throw you out. She wanted control and when you didn't comply she told you to get out. When you didn't kiss her ass and beg for forgiveness (and instead said mean shit back) she realized she had no control.
If she did let her senpai & friends get to her, why would you want a girl like that? Notice I say girl because she's old and should be grown enough to make her own decisions.
Besides, you were sick with something serious and she still didn't give enough of a shit to go visit you. That itself is really fucked up.
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I hope you realise that your relationship is over. There's no salvaging this
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>>16866880
Dunno why it put "senpai". I put "senpai"
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Should I dump my fuck buddy or keep banging him? Gay anon here.
So I love sex and figured a regular fuck buddy would be better than always figuring out a new one night stand, but he has a girlfriend. She knows about me, they're doing a long distance thing. They both agree, he gets to have someone he fucks and so does she. Here's the weird part, he's gay, or he identifies as just gay. When we first started fucking he called her his boyfriend, she's trans and came out like a month after I started fucking him. He really doesn't like women or hetero domesticity but he loves her anyway and they're staying together. However, one time when I came over to fuck and was being cute with him he called me the boyfriend of the year. Dumb slip up but still. He's very cool and the sex is awesome, but sex with me is very different than sex with his girlfriend because I'm also trans. I'm a trans man and he totally loves my body, I'm thin, masculine, cute, totally male, and on top of that I still have my front whole. He loves men and still calls himself gay, so it's awkward because I suit his tastes better than his actual significant other. He likes the kind of genitals I have better too, and tells me how good I taste and how sexy I am. I feel like an interloper, like I shouldn't get closer or risk ruining what they have. Worst part is i'm very into him and if he decided he wanted me i'd have a hard time saying no, but I don't want to be the guy he breaks up with his girlfriend for.
Also this guy is dating a cutie transgirl and banging a cutie transguy how the fuck did that happen
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god damn trans people are confusing
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>I'm thin, masculine, cute, totally male, and on top of that I still have my front whole
Does it not feel awkward being fucked like a woman when you're trying to transition? I'm honestly curious here.
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This was kind of confusing to read.
Probably best to leave the choice up to him unless you are really turned off by the idea of him potentially leaving his girlfriend.
If you're feeling emotionally attached to the point where you wouldn't be able to say no if he decided he wanted you instead, you might be better finding someone else to fuck on the regular just for the sake of your emotions long term.
I know the short term gratification of sex is tempting as well though. My suggestion would be keep fucking him and then look for another regular fuck buddy in the mean time and phase him out of your life once you find one.
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How come we are sexually attracted to buttholes? why?
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Asses =/= Asshole.
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>>16866509
I never claimed to equate them
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I'm not, I like to look at butts a bit yeah but I hate anuses, also most pussies are pretty gross (~1% are beautiful though). No homo.
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I'm 27 years old and have never really gotten attention from girls before.
I've been having sex with a girl from work for a few weeks (I lost my virginity to her, but I lied and said I've had a gf before), and I kind of thought of us as becoming like a bf-gf. However, when she told me her partner count (8) this seemed really high to me compared to how she seemed to present herself (always tells me how she likes to spend her time alone with her dog and doesn't really go out much or whatever. She's also quite a bit younger than me - 22). And I really don't know if I feel comfortable with being a bf-gf with her now.
Is this a normal thing to think/want? I'll probably keep having sex with her to gain some experience for the time being at least.
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>>16866398
>when she told me her partner count (8) this seemed really high to me
Well, it's not and you're a moron.
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You're insecure.
That's honestly about it, really. Just recognize that and you'll be on the first step of getting over it.
You're the one fucking her, not them.
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8 is a lot, but who tf cares, stop worrying and enjoy what you have while it lasts.
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Hello, Humans.
I live in a town of uniformly stained ignoramuses. I am a loner, but I have no trouble making friends, if they make the first move. I'm not wierd, I'm not ugly, I'm not awkward, I just can't introduce myself.
Every now and then I'll see someone who shines against their shitty mediocrity and all I do is admire from a distance. How can I stop being so shy?
p.s. there's a girl
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>>16866275
Jesus fucking Christ what is wrong with you.
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>>16866275
Dude I'd hate to be this guy...but it's you.
People are stupid and suck but sometimes you have to look past that to see the good.
How can I smoke and keep my parents from finding out?
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Not smoking.
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>>16866274
Why do you feel the need to hide it from your parents?
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When I was growing up, I preferred the "not enslaving myself to a chemical for a few minutes of fake happiness a pop" approach.