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I want to treat my gf of two months to a little romantic night on Friday.
I want to take her our to eat, go to the movie theater then go star gazing on the hood of my car with a blanket somewhere nice. We have sex all the time and I just want to use this time to spend a romantic with her.
Anyways, would it be better to tell her I want to go star gazing with her on my hood or should I just say don't worry about it when she asks me where we are going after the movie? She thinks we're just going on another dinner+movie date on Friday. What would be more 'romantic' ayy?
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Have you ever tried lying on the roof of your car? When I flop on my car's roof while washing my car, it buckles in. There isn't a lot of structural integrity to the top
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I mean on the hood leaning against my windshield
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Just tell her that she'll see or that it's a surprise.
Do it like that: think of a nice place to go beforehand.
Bring a beer, a bottle of wine or whatever too. And one of those sky lanterns (pic related). Take out the planket, sit down with her and start to write cute stuff on the lantern with a sharpie. A heart and your initials for example. Then let it fly, lay next to her and stargaze for a while. Cuddle and kiss. If the conversation starts to fade out (IF so), bring out the drinks you have. This could become a long evening so bring enough blankets. Also, it might lead to outdoor sex, so still bring condoms and stuff.
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An apartment complex made me sign a lease before I moved in and needed a cosigner my cosigner was not approved but they are still holding me responsible for the lease, even though I can't move in, because I "signed the lease". They're saying because I agreed to have a cosigner with their requirements in the lease that I'm still responsible for the apt even though they did not approve the cosigner. Is this legal? What can I do
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All a cosigner does is provide someone that the landlord can go to if you don't pay your rent etc. That doesn't release YOU from your obligations, all it does is provide another level of security for the landlord. You're still bound by the lease.
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Really? What can I do, they wouldn't check my cosigner until after I signed the lease but then they didn't approve it and I couldn't move in
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>>16864274
dafuq?
OP says he can't even move in to the apartment. He is under NO Obligation to any lease if he can't even move in.
OP, tell this guy to either let you move in or go fuck himself. You don't owe him SHIT if you don't live in the apartment.
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How long does it take to get over a bruised dick? I mean bruised on the head. I had some bad sex yesterday and somehow the head of my dick got bruised and it kinda really hurts. Thanks for the advice
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>sex yesterday
Kek, that made my day bro. Nice b8
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>>16864231
Can you contribute something worthy faggot?
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>>16864227
I had skin chafed off my dick once and it took two weeks for the discomfort to go away and a whole month until it looked normal again.
Defending on how rough it was I'd say a day to a month
If she's having a dry spell I recommend eating her snatch and spitting on it a lot.
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What do girls find attractive anyway?
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Not you.
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Solely based on physical traits? Well, i'd have to go with manly and capable
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social status, wealth, classical physical beauty, charisma, confidence, dominance
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What are some signs that you are friendzoned?
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Her poon is not around your dick.
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Wow anon, fantastic observation
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If you've had feelings for her for more than two weeks, and you have not asked her out, then you have been friendzoned. Even one week is really risky.
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Hey /adv/ im planning to have a pun competition in my own country.
>Is the competition format copyrighted?
>is the pun competition itself actually copyrighted?
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Concepts - like a pun competition - can't be patented or copyrighted. But be very careful not to copy or even resemble any titles, graphics, typefaces, ads, or anything that by the wildest kind of misinterpretation could lead someone to confuse your operation with another one.
The world famous Russian Tea Room in New York sued a small local "Russian Tea House" in Denver and won, on the grounds that it could hurt their reputation if anyone thought they had a Denver branch so small.
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my bf found 6xx dollars when he was on a smoke break from work. he pocketed it for himself and shared some of it with a couple of his co-workers. later, he found out it belonged to some guy who owns 2 clubs and knew he blows the money on coke, which was his justification for taking it...
my concern is if someone saw him and he gets eventually found out and get beaten up... am i over-thinking this?
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If he gets beaten up, foment his wounds qnd suck his dick to make him feel l better. There is not much else you can do.
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well i guess what i'm asking is, is 6xx enough to beat someone up? or is that pocket change for a guy who owns 2 clubs?
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More than enough. It's a question of pride and principle that motherfuckers like you shouldn't steal from me.
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Not really in need of huge life-changing advice, but what do I do in this scenario:
>I want to go to a movie premiere - my friends and I go to premiere's of movies regularly, especially late-night screenings
>My friends don't want to go/they want to see the film later.
Can I convince them to join me at the premiere, should I go alone or should I go with them later.
My apologies if this isn't the right place/this is a stupid question.
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Going to the movies alone kinda sucks to be honest, even if you don't regularly talk to your friends during the movie.
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Go later. Unless you're that big a fan that you'd enjoy seeing it twice.
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Thanks.
Only reason I wanted to go on the premiere is because it's almost like a 'tradition' for us.
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I basically just want to know where to start to get my life together.
>clinically depressed for years, seen counselors a few times, didn't help much
>second semester university, 3 courses
>work 1 day a week, enjoy my job, basically minimum wage, no upwards mobility
>not fat, out of shape though
>chronic procrastinator. only ever get things done very last minute, but I always do get them done
>due to previous, I stay up very late and often only get a little amount of sleep
>have many pets that require my care. One of my few joys
>eat pretty okay
>loved by family and friends
I want to procrastinate less, sleep earlier and more, and start exercising, and I feel these will help with my depression and allow me to be more productive so I can do better in school etc. When I get home from the day, I plop down and I feel so tired I have to work myself up to get up to do the tiniest things like go to the bathroom. By the time it hits about 12 I start getting more energy and get a few things done, but they're limited. I'm not sure where to start because all of these issues are tangled up. I can't do things earlier or exercise because I'm so tired, because I do things late I go to bed late and get less sleep, because I don't get as much done as I like I feel more depressed, and the depression saps the remaining motivation I have. I'm tired of doing the bare minimum. I'm too tired to do most of the hobbies I enjoy. I want to develop good habits but I don't know how to pull myself together. School makes me feel suicidal almost every day. Being sad makes me feel guilty because my life is pretty good. I feel like I poison all relationships with my negativity. I try to keep it light, but it eats me up inside. I feel pushed to my limit even though I don't do much to the point where the thought of having to fit a dentist appointment in almost makes me panic.
I "function" but only barely. Where do I start building good habits? Will any of this even help me?
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Someone please help.
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yeah you arent going to get some magic tip that makes it easy, fixing all that shit and getting to be a functioning person is an enormous amount of effort and no inspiration is enough to get through the grind
you have to start fixing these things bit by bit every day and not let yourself fall back into it
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Speak in a Russian accent and wear coats
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Hoping you guys might be able to shed some advice on this for me.
>be 18 year old me
>meet girl online
>form long distance relationship
>visit her for 2 months at a time twice a year for the next 3 years
>accumulate lots of photos of my trip and of girl
>break up after 3 years
>current girlfriend finds photos from my trips
>flips the fuck out
Her argument is that I still have feelings for the girl and that holding onto these photos is proof of that. My argument is that it was an interesting point in my life, and I'm holding onto the images as a memento of my time in a foreign country. I sincerely have no feelings for my ex, and offered to get rid of all the photos of her, while still holding on to photos taken there, but without her in them. Current girlfriend does not believe this is a good enough solution.
Am I being unreasonable? Anyway, bumping with pics from my trips.
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She's being unreasonable. Memories are memories. She can't expect you to delete any reference to your past, just because she's now in your present/future. Your a part--a PART--of her life, but that doesn't mean she owns you. Partnerships don't work that way.
She may have issues.
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She has no right to demand you to get rid of any of your photos, whether your ex is in them or not.
Everyone has a history and experiences - it's what builds us and makes us who we are. You can still have pleasant memories of travelling with your ex, even though you don't have feelings for her. If your current gf doesn't respect that, it's her own insecurity that's the problem.
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No. Bitches be crazy, yo!
Post more pics of your trip.
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My girlfriend is the woman I've been looking for all my life. She's everything I could ever want, but she told me something that I'm having a hard time looking past.
She was my first, and she's had 4 before me. I'm cool with that, it was her past, she at least has said respect for herself and never did anything too stupid. But today she said she ran into her sisters ex boyfriend, and it was really awkward. She then went on to say that he was her friends with benefits for a couple months. She's always been totally open about her sexual past and I'm really cool with it, but her lying about this kinda hurt, especially when she just said a couple days ago how gross that sort of relationship is.
The more concerning part is how she went on to say that's only one thing, and that she's done some pretty gross things that she isn't proud of.
I'm personally having a hard time looking beyond it. I don't want to break up with her by any means but how do I get past this? I didn't say anything negative to her about it or insult her, I never would. I'm the type of person that is kinda disgusted by that stuff and think sex should be held with a bit more respect. I want to ask her about the 'other things' out of curiosity but at the same time I don't think I could stand to hear it without getting a taste of disgust in my mouth.
Pic sorta related, a little note she left in my car while I was at work one day
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Why don't you just talk to her about it and why she didn't tell the truth. Anyway do you think she wants to know about all the wild fantasies you had for other women before you met her? Likewise i don't think you want to know about the stuff she did before she met you
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I think it's extremely important at this point to explain to her that you are more upset about her kind of deceiving you by saying she thinks it's gross, when in reality she's done it before. She needs to know she can trust you rather than try to keep things from you. That is to ensure she doesn't do it again and so you can have a trusting relationship.
Make sure she knows you are more bothered by that than the actual things she's done, and also that she doesn't need to tell you about the specifics of the gross stuff. That can stay in the past.
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Yeah, this feels off to me... you obviously don't totally trust her, which may or may not be justified but is an issue either way. If you think she's worth it, dig into this and satisfy your curiosity, and hope the relationship can survive if your suspicions prove wrong. There's no perfect answer to these kinds of issues.
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i'm kind of confused. can you date a girl if you don't normally like girls? what are you supposed to do with them.
also what's the deal with boys amirite
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>can you date a girl if you don't normally like girls?
Out-of-orientation attractioms happen sometimes. Kinsey believed that most people, straight or gay, experience at least one or two over the course of their lives (bisexuals may also experience some that work by the same mechanisms, but it would be harder to tell for sure).
So yeah, you can date them. It would be courteous to let them know that this is unusual for you, but that's the only real difference.
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I recently acquired an 88 key digital piano to fill a void in my life and I was wondering what would be a good route to take in terms of learning? A book (and if so, whats a good read?) or a teacher?
I mostly want to be able to freestyle as well as read and play.
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A teacher would be the easiest. Other than that, youtube is a great source!
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The best way is to get thee to a piano teacher.
I'm an overweight female who's been trying hard on and off for serval years to lose weight. With no success, I've reached a point in which I no longer know what to do or how to motivate myself. My family has recently been talking to me about considering some weight loss surgery, I want more information but I'm not sure about it and I don't know who to ask. I'm also terrified of needles and hospitals stuff. Any success stories/things to calm my mind so I could agree to this?
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Weight loss surgery has alot of issues
Bypass = malnutrition
Lap band = ban burst
Go on /fit/ and find a way
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how overweight are you?
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>>16864073
I have a better idea.
Go to /fit/ and read the sticky (mainly the parts about diet). Read it a couple times to really understand it and make a lifestyle change. Even if you do decide to have surgery you're going to need how to eat properly in order to keep that weight off.
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>do everything right
>good looking, smart, kind
>"sorry anon i'm not even able to have a personal life around my friends, it's so difficult"
>wtf
>was led on forever
>spent time, money, effort
>friend-zoned
>f u c k i t a l l
what's wrong with me?
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>do everything right
That's the problem. You are doing what everyone else says you should be doing. In reality you should be doing what YOU want to do. If she doesn't like it she isn't worth your time anyway. I promise you, if nothing else they will respect you a lot more for it.
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>>16864057
You're not gay. That's your problem, women are like gay trannies. They don't make sense. It's like "I'm going to get a vag and then scissor with another grill." Or you could just stick your dick in the grill.