How do you be a marriage-worthy girl on the admittedly shady market of online dating sites?
Here's my list:
> be young
> be pretty
> thin or fit
> pleasant personality
> have hobbies other than watching movies and eating at restaurants and hanging out with friends
> girl hobbies that keep you fit, like yoga, dancing, swimming, running
> girl hobbies that make you homey, like cooking, baking, canning, but don't use it as an excuse to eat too much
> play an instrument to entertain guests, piano, violin, cello
> enjoy going to shows, museum exhibits, plays
Anything else?
marriage-worthy?
maybe you need to just start looking for dates
>>16864054
This. You're kind of putting the cart ahead of the horse here
>>16864054
Yes, but you have to be asked out by marriage-minded men. To do that, you have to be a certain type of woman.
>your phone isn't for listening to music! That's what your radio is for!
How am I supposed to respond to this?
>the year is 2000&16
>being this stuck up
>ishiggy
It might not have the same effect irl
>>16864049
Your phone isn't for communication, that's what 160MHz is for. Get with the times.
Tell them to fuck off
I was thinking of making a visual novel just based on memes for the /sp/ haxball league, but then i loaded up renpy and remembered i'd have to code
fuck
im just a glorified ideaguy and even if i could write the script of the story, figure out the memes/scenarios, acquire pics/screenshots of the site...i'd still have to do rote bullshit like labeling "image bg meme1 = meme1.png" and shit like that
how good is renpy at streamlining this? where i can just tell the program where a file is and it can "fill in the blank" and just write the code for me as it were, similar to flash being able to do stuff like that when i was lazy back int he day uploading shit to newgrounds
and if renpy isnt good at this...what alternatives are there?
>>16864028
We're not really the place for this sort of thing, but /vg/ has a couple of running threads that may be able to help you. Look for the Amateur Game Development General thread (which is usually tagged with /agdg/ to make it easier to find in the catalog) in particular. English Visual Novels (normally tagged /evn/) may also be able to help.
I'm not sure how to ask out a girl or where to go
DO NOT PROCEED ANY FURTHER TOWARDS THIS FEMALE.
Sounds like you got some confidence and self-esteem issues. Talk to other cute girls and get a groove of how different every girl is. Then go for the kill.
>>16864032
We really click though.
I've just never done it before that's all.
>>16864038
>you: hey, wanna go to x location and do y activity with me on z day/time?
>her: yes/no
>you: okay cool
>proceed from there
Yes, it's as easy as it sounds.
so i have 4 ferrets Bilbo, Frodo, Sam, and Merry. I love them all except for Sam and I HATE her for no apparent reason. i hate her so much that some times i think of strangling her till she passes out (but to kill her i want her to suffer) and i dont know why. I do not feel this way toward any of my other ferrets. it scares me and i was wondering if anyone has a similsr case
>>16863995
You should not have ferrets. Sell them all.
forgot a not between "but" an "to"
>>16863997
I agree with this anon.
I picked off a piece of thread in the crotch part of my clean, washed underwear that touches the penis before putting it on but I forgot whether I remembered to wash my hands afterwards.
I am now extremely worried as to whether I have spread cum particles to everything in my house that I've touched. I know the underwear is washed, but I have found cumstains that failed to get completely removed in my underwear countless times.
Now I am extremely nervous about other people touching my hand, furniture or belongings and getting my cum particles on their hands. It makes me feel fucking weird and guilty.
Someone please help. I'm not sure if you can call me a germaphobe, but how can I get over this?
Yes I have a problem of profusely washing hands whenever I: touch dirty clothes, pick my nose, blow my nose, touch my mouth, touch the part of my cup that touched my lips. I also wash things that have been touched after I and other people do the things previously mentioned.
How do I stop this problem. Is it a problem? How do I become more confident and stop this OCD-like issue? I know how ridiculous it sounds to some of you. Doctor and science fags very APPRECIATED. CLEANING PROFESSIONALS APPRECIATED TOO.
>>16863983
I meant: I don't remember whether I washed my hands or not afterwards. Now I've touched a lot of things in my house. At first I just tried to get over it, but now the idea of touching my friends and relatives with my hands and letting them touch my phone which I've touched is messing me up.
Usually I immediately wash my hands and all things I've touched but this time I've touched countless things. WHAT TO DO
Well, it's good that you don't want to fling your semen around the house, but you're definitely approaching OCD-quality concern about germs and such. Question is, do you actually need professional help, or are you just being fucked up?
Only you can answer that, OP.
>>16863991
Well basically I'm one of those super sensitive moralfag types (i've come to this board for other similar OCD-like sensitive things).
Basically I see cum as a sexual thing. And imagining the idea of my cum particles getting onto other people's skin makes me feel BAD, as if I've done something sexual with them.
If you want an explanation to why I have these problems, blame an overly strict, uptight and moral childhood contrasted by a demand that I have to be 'rough', 'easygoing' and 'that is what makes a man'.
Basically I was taught to be easygoing and manly but also to stay super clean and moral.
And my mum is just starting to realise how much she's messed with me now that I'm an adult.
Similar examples include mum getting extremely angry and offended when I said swearwords or said things like 'shit' or 'shut up' or 'what the fuck'. Whilst she tolerated other people doing it and told me to not be offended if they did it.
Another great example can be the fact that she gets super annoyed at the rubbish bin not being emptied every day however she'd wash the rubbish bin in the sink whilst it repeatedly hits the tap, the tap we drink from and wash vegetables with.
I need some help finding something to do with US law. On Quizlet it states they have to have your Birthdate to sign up to comply with US law, but I have never heard of such a law. Does anyone know which law they are referring to?
>>16863959
>quizlet.com/privacy
Probably something to do with the stuff under 'Children' and 'Safety on Quizlet' sections. 'Parental Rights' also makes reference to an Act, though I'm not familiar enough with US law to know what that's about. There's also a contact section where you can contact them to ask
>>16863992
Ah, that does shed some light. Thank you for your help. I should have thought of that before. It's brilliantly obvious now you've mentioned it.
My gf has an IUD which was making her more emotional, plus recently started/stopped taking some over the counter anti-depresents.
Now every day she starts a fight, she will say something incredibly offensive then act like a bictim when I get angry.
She's said stuff like:
>"You're the reason my life sucks"
>"Every day you give me a new reason to kill myself"
>Today she got mad because I couldn't remember if my housemate told me something I told her months ago about another friend. I said I didn't know, and she said that I took his side and that we can't be a team. I got upset because I had to go to hospital with breathing problems and have pretty much been bed ridden the past few days.
>Once she told me to kill myself but then felt really guilty and kept calling again again and I couldnt bring myself to pick up.
I love her so much, and I know that the IUD is making her crazy, but it's jist so hard hearing her say thos things and blame me for everything.
I just don't understand why.
am I going crazy?
Am I in the wrong here?
Bump i feel so lost
IUDs don't make you crazy. Are you retarded?
>>16863957
iuds are non hormonal anon
she is mentally ill
look up borderline personality disorder
I need to see a psyc, I'm in Australia. Frequnt suicidal thoughts, and family issues
Sooooo.........
How about - y'know- you make an appointment NOW?
>>16863952
They charge money
call 911 and tell them youve been thinking about killing yourself, they'll send an ambulance to pick you up and take you to a psychiatric hospital where you'll be seen by a psychiatrist.
Hi /adv/, last week a friend of mine tried to kill herself. I only found out today when she had gotten out of the hospital and messaged me. So far I think I'm the only person in our friend group (other than her boyfriend) that she's told, unless everybody else already knows and they just haven't told me they know. I don't know any of the details, e.g., why she did it, where it happened, or how much she has recovered.
I guess right now I'm just stuck wondering: is there anything I could have done to prevent it? What should I do to support her? What should I say to make her understand I'm here to support her, without seeming ingenuine and without making things worse?
I'm always very introverted, and I really don't know how close a friend she considers me, so I don't want to seem too intrusive. Maybe she just told me about this out of obligation. But at the same time, I don't want to leave her thinking I don't care or that she can't reach out to me if she needs anything. There's also some part of me that says I should have figured out already what is going on and how to make things better.
I really don't know where to go from here. I kind of just want things to stop moving for a little while, but I still have to wake up tomorrow and go to work. Any advice is appreciated.
>>16863919
She has a boyfriend. It's his obligation first and foremost.
There isnt any cure for being a sociopath, is there? Legit question, im not trying to be kool and edgy
Sure there is
Just become a psychopath
>>16863918
If you were a sociopath you probably wouldn't give a shit about not being a sociopath.
My dad is a sociopath. I know he could change. He's in therapy and after being 55 he finally is starting to REALIZE that HE might be the obstacle, not society. So, i'd say - mad progress.
He has a long road ahed but he can tot become normal if he keeps thinking clear like that.
Mr brother was born without hands and i see him crying all the time. He has no friends and hasn't spoken a word in nearly a year.
How can I be an awesome sister to him? He's 9.
>>16863906
>JUST MATURBATE HIM XD
pull the trigger for him
>>16863913
/thread
/adv/ I have no idea what to do and am hoping one of you has the answer.
I had a big event a few days ago and a woman I've known for a while and deeply care for showed up after everyone was gone.
I got her text in the morning and we got into an argument about how she never hung out with me anymore. I haven't seen her in 4 months and she would sometimes flat out ignore my texts.
She replied saying she was pushing me and everyone else in her life away because of an event that happened last year and she felt she didn't she was important to me anymore and wasn't needed at my event.
I told her this wasn't the case and that she should have come to my party because I wanted her to meet some people and she said there will be other events.
tl:dr she says I am acting like I don't care about her even though she is the one ignoring me.
Should I continue to push for her to be in my life to show I care or do I need to keep my distance and let her sort her shit out?
>>16863882
you tell us. is she worth keeping in your life?
if ur answer is
>idk
then its probably 'no' but ur penis thinks otherwise.
I get boner every time I imagibe how someone is fucking my gf. At the same time I don't want her to cheat on me. Any cuckolds? Is it normal that it turns me on? Anyone has experience? (not eager to contact with pineses, so no homo)
>>16863863
>I get a boner every time I imagine how someone is fucking my gf
I get a hate boner and a tremendous desire to kill people when I imagine someone who isn't me fucking my gf.
>>16863863
i dont think its THAT weird. im not even that bad looking, but i wouldnt want to watch a porn starring me. so why would i fantasize about me fucking soemone i want to fuck? in fact in most of my fantasies my partner is being fucked by someone much older. doesnt stop me from enjoying ymself. i just kidna proxy myself into someone else.
its kinda like porn that way.
that being said if ur imagining someone else fucking someone while ur forced to watch, thats another situation entirely.
alaso, fantasies dont have to be reality. they can be fantasies. ask anyone and they will admit that 99% of what they see in porn they've never done in real life. and ask the people who HAVE and they'd admit its better as a fantasy or in a porno. some positions are REALLY fun to watch in porn, but not fun to do in real life. not just because of the way your bodies align, but also cuz the angle you see it from. in porn i love watching them do cowboy style. but in real life i dont actually see that ass bouncing on the dick.
so either way.
>>16863863
Psychology texts say the cuckold fantasy is a disguised homosexual fantasy, the man imagining himself in the girl's place in the scenario.
Hey /adv/
I met this pretty hot girl at university about three weeks ago and we hit it off pretty well. I found out she has a boyfriend but I saw her at a party last week and we ended up getting a little physical and making out.
She recently started calling me "dude" or "bro" and even calls me her friend. How do I get those sweet sweet sugar walls or is it too late? WHAT DO am I in the friendzone???
>>16863857
She seems a bit easy, use protection at all times or BAM syphilis
>>16863874
then why she calling me bro and dude, bro
>>16863899
To feel less guilt probs