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I normally dont consider myself the horndog. Even surrounded by scantly clad hotties I dont spill my spaghetti. However, I cut my FWB off for being too clingly and live in a shit hole town with no social scene so I havent been with a women in 2years!
My neighbor is this cute little thing and she likes to come over and play vidya and watch movies and talk about her lifes problems. When she started opening up she let me know about her DDLG interest and that her best guy friend is her "Platonic Caregiver." I was really turned off by the whole caregiver thing. Ive dealt with the "I have alot of guy friends" chicks in the past but this was just a huge "Come on!" so i didnt escalate my interest, We hung out more frequently and after taking her on 2 unnofficial dates I decided to distance myself. About 3 months went by without communication, even tho she lives next door literally. Lately my horniess is becoming uncomntrollable. 5-6 masturbation sessions in a day and Im still popping wood around hot bodies IRL. I resorted to Tinder and the like with nill results. A couple interested but live 100+ miles away. So, in my horniess and desperate mental state I simply "Hey"'d the girl next door,
Well... she came over and chilled right away. Turns out caregiver is out of the picture now and she seems to be flirting more openly with me. She came over last night wearing booty shorts and a tube top, showing off her perky breasts and long legs. We played vidya all night, very positive evening, when she left I hugged her, couldt go for the kiss, might give her a black eye with my spring loaded boner.
tl;dr : how can a normal guy overwhelmed for the first time by the need to fuck casually ask for sex from the girl next door
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>This is what she looks like
>This is NOT her
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Maybe indulge her fetish. Seriously, just work your way up to it, seems like she might be interested. Not sure why you were worried about her caregiver if you're looking for something casual.
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>>16864706
You don't ask for sex, you just start doing it. Slowly at first of course and make sure she's enjoying it before you put it in her.
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So I've been having sleeping problems lately.
I've cleaned up my act, though, and I sleep somewhat well most nights (waking up and going to bed at the same time, using bed only for sleeping, low-stimulus activities at night, etc).
HOWEVER, there's one thing that still fucks me no matter how well entrained my circadian rhythm is.
EVERY TIME I DO CARDIO I GET LIKE NO SLEEP THAT NIGHT.
Why? Because of my fucking restless legs, man. Specifically my right foot is twitchy, feels uncomfortable/squirmy, and automatically jolts me awake every time I'm about to drift off to sleep.
If you're wondering, for cardio I do 30 minutes of biking. I bike like 10 miles and burn around 400 calories-pretty standard ass shit.
But what the fuck? I ran and played sports all the god damn time in highschool and in college and never encountered anything even resembling this problem (in fact I slept like a fuckin' baby after running and stuff), and I come back to working out and my legs are giving me the middle finger? What to do??
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Make sure you're eating enough magnesium. Shit can cause your muscles to spasm if you're low. Exercise burns through it pretty good.
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>>16864756
Spinach, dark chocolate, and 200mg of Magnesium before bed.
Should I just crank up my dark chocolate consumption? I should probably throw in some chicken, too.
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>>16864701
I get the same thing as you and I fixed it by doing more cardio.
I work my body but don't work it enough to kill it. It only pumps me up and makes me what to do more.
But with your legs it might just be restless legs syndrome. Its a spectrum and its very possible for you to be on the lower end.
This said it only occurs when you do cardio which is root of the problem here.
Do as >>16864756 said and also watch out for iron and zinc, if it gets bad you can get subscribed drugs to treat it.
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Any advice on how to find a full time job? Despite being as old as I am, I never had a job at all and I feel like I am completely lost mentally for this shit.
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>>16864685
How old are you? I never had a job either and I'm 24 haha.
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>>16864689
28. All I want is something basic like an assembly/factory work.
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>>16864694
the only motivating thing about factory work is the money
otherwise its just mindless, repetitive work that makes the minutes go slow and your body go numb in the process, its not a good place to work in if you dont have any job experience since it will drain your soul pretty fast.
try finding some janitor work or similar, you have a daily routine but instead of packing sardines 8 hours straight you may be scrubbing floors for 2 hours, dusting for 1 hour, refill toilet papers and necessaries for 1 hour, change light bulbs and switches for another and then maybe just do some facility project for the rest of the day. its way easier to keep up and not make you loose your soul in the process
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Are these real goals help a nigga out
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>>16864677
Yes
Here's another one: get better handwriting
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>>16864677
You shouldn't post full names in 4chan, Brian. Also, AVID? What is that middle school or high school?
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What kind of test is this?
You get rewarded for setting small goals? Are you going to one of those schools for "special" people?
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Just want to ask these two questions
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Has anyone here gone to a prostitute/escort to get the virginity thing over with ?
Was it fun ?
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I want to know too
Bump
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>>16864670
Lost virginity about a month ago, 19.
Nothing special actually. It's cool, but less enjoyable than a pizza imo.
Still having sex now, you'll become better and better, but at the end it is absolutely different from what people portrait
So find someone expert and find out. No shame.
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>>16864850
Ah, it becomes addictive (just like pizza. i want pizza now).
Nothing that you can't solve with a bit of masturbation btw.
After the first time, do it if you want to do it, not if you have to.
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I downloaded a video of pic related. It came in two locked RAR files. The download site included a password, but when I typed it in, it did not work.
Please advise me on what I might do to watch these movies. I just really really want a fap to this.
RAR password cracker program?.. I dunno.
If it helps, here is the link to the download site: http://javpop.com/2013/05/20/jmrd-0016_michika.html
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Have you tried using the single file link to the mp4?
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>>16864682
yes, but unfortunately, the download site will not permit access to file sizes that big without a payed account.
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>>16864688
Did you copy the password or type it by hand? That makes a difference sometimes.
You can also re-download the file and try it again.
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/adv/ i think i have a severe issue with sex. to lose virginity i paid a prostitute, and even after that i never had sex again
five minutes ago i was stroking my dick, then as soon i thought to the real possibility of getting laid paying for some reason i cooled off
as soon the realistic perspective of having sex presents to me, i actively avoid it
why
how do i resolve this
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Just pretend girls don't exist, can't be missing out on something that's not real.
How do you know if you are a bad person?
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>>16864653
Intent. It's your intentions that count. Everyone can fuck up and that includes hurting people (emotionally). Just ask yourself if your intentions are good.
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>>16864680
How do I know?
What intentions are good and which ones are bad?
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>>16864686
Well, do you try to hurt people or would you like to have positive interactions with people? Are you bitter or jealous towards people, do you want them to suffer?
Very few people are 'bad' people. Most people who question it are just a bit confused.
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>16 family deaths over 4 years
>everyone I was truly close to is gone
>mom, brother, gram, gramps, cousins
>every 2.5 month's there's another fucking funeral
>ex is a psycho abusive manipulator with reckless disregard for the truth
>tells disgusting lies about me and deceased family members who can't refute anything
>can't hack it anymore, even strangers know me through this guy's lies
>he's a big deal in the community and a bartender
>I planned on moving to state with remaining family who I'm still good with
>he starts contacting everyone I know using just enough bits of truth to make his lies about me believable so I won't have incentive to move
>some of my family turned to his side
>they're giving him information to use against me in custody out of spite from me cutting contact
>they were people I let go years ago because I already had to stay guarded around them and knew they we desperate sells outs who feed on relevance and negativity but it still sucks
>now he can say whatever he wants, they lap it up and it's gospel to them
>too fucking dumb or blinded by validation to see that he's playing them like a fiddle
>have two amazing friends but they're busy students and I work over 60 hours a week so we never get together
>have two legal battles going on, custody and restraining order
>just got out of debt and a medical bill I wasn't aware of went into collections
>can no longer function normally in public or social situations
>an invention I was perfecting has just been patented
>met the man of my dreams
>he's married
>too poor to travel
>too afraid to kill myself
>can't even cry
I'm so damn tired of it all. The selling out was the tipping point. Not exactly sure what I'm looking for, just need some /adv/, guys. I used to push myself and was able to remain optimistic in spite of everything but now can barely leave the house except to work. I even ordered my fucking groceries online.
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You a f? Accuse him of rape.
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>>16864631
Thanks anon, but that would unravel quickly, I'm a terrible liar
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>>16864629
Go to the authorities and get a restraining order, seek legal help and ask about perjury and what can you do about it.
If you want to, talk to the members of your family that you care about and explain the situation. If they don't believe you, move on.
Try to make more/new friends, remember to include the psycho ex in your life story so they can't be manipulated by him.
About the invention, though luck sister. Just keep working on things.
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Is he hinting at me to fuck off?
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>Graduated from high school recently
>Added a teacher I had a crush on on Facebook
>Talked to him every now and then and he always replies, although he is now doing this less frequently than he did at the start
>He changed his profile pic to a pic of him and his wife
Is he hinting at me to fuck off?
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Yeah, that would be my guess. Let him go.
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He probably didn't change his picture as a hint for you specifically but if he's not initiating conversation with you ever he probably doesn't want to talk with you.
I doubt he wants to be your friend, and if you think you have a chance of getting with him I think you should probably give up and use that love on someone you have a better chance with. (Because he's married and everything)
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Why the fuck you still msg him if he's married and obviously doesn't want you?
Just let him live his good life..
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How do I deal with the fact that at the age of 19 my acne has faded away, have become much more attractive but missed out on far better experiences I could have made in my teen years if it had gone earlier? Or never existed in the first place.
I'm dwelling on that high school could have been much better..
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Don't worry anon, the point of non return is 35. Also PASS DA FUKKN SOURCE
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>>16864622
19 is nothing, live faster and better mack up for the time you feel you have lost, also if that's your photo tell me wear you are and I will help you with this.
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>>16864622
dude, don't be delusional; I'm 23 and 18-19 y old grills want the dick, my life is just starting and so is yours :- )
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I'm assuming there are some people here who work in Technical Helpdesk/1st Line Support/Helpdesk Advisor roles... I've got an interview coming up for a position like that tomorrow but my degree (ICT) was about 5 years ago and I really can't remember anything.
Could anyone offer advice as to the best questions/responses/things you would recommend memorising in preparation? I've literally been a NEET this entire time and I'm hoping this could turn things around... :(
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>>16864617
They'll train you. The interview is just to check you're not a moron. These jobs have high labour turnover so they take what they can get.
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>>16864617
Helpdesk is pretty much entry level and I think you're over qualified in terms of technical skills. They just wanted to see if you're not an insane person.
* quick tip since you're a NEET : make sure you're holding something in your hands during the interview (e.g. roll of paper, pencil case etc), studies shows that it'll make a candidate less nervous.
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Was going to jump of bridge cos life is chit.
Got persuaded by the police to com back over the barrier.
Get arrested for wanting to jump of bridg ( britches of the peace ) they say.
Go to prison for 2weeks cos no bailout addresses.
Guilty cos so deprest just a sept circumstances.
10 days in prisons is in solitary confinement cos suicidal tendency, no tv no heating no human contact nothing but a blanket and pillow.
Get realist on Bail.
First yo live with mother and grandmother,( I am 27).
First to see a social worker for a year every week if I mis appointment I get sanctioned.
He tells me I can face up to 1 year in prison if I do not comply wit the judge terms.
Judge terms are seeing the counsellor for 3years or doing free labour from 100 to 300 hours and having to parse a alcohol and drug assessments witch is ridiculous since I have never had want problems with them.
All from trying to commit sucide WTF is wrong with the UK!
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That's the world you chose to stay in when you passed over that barrier instead of jumping. This world violently lashes out at suicide because it scares the fuck out of them that maybe there's some logic in it. It's quite pathetic honestly.
Also are you mentally challenged? You type like a retard.
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>>16864625
Autocorect its nightmare.
People are scared of suicidal's you think ?
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>>16864628
I'm not the other anon but I agree that people are secretly afraid of suicidal people too because deep down they think "well at least s/he had the guts to do it and I don't". And because people don't want others to get the "easy" way out, they want others to stay and suffer like them. That's why people hurry up to say suicide is selfish and cowardly.
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After 5 years in university I realized I hate what I'm studying. I'm studying I.T. I entered this career because I used to make crappy indie games when I was younger so I thought computer related stuff was alright, and because a lot of adults kept saying how it's the most requested job area and it's the thing of the future etc.
I wasn't really convinced when I started, my other personal choices were graphic design or maybe psychology but my parents talked me out of them because apparently you have to be really lucky to get a job in that stuff in my country.
I haven't had a job in anything I.T. related yet and I'm kind of afraid to get one and confirm that indeed I hate this. I feel extremely unconfortable attending my classes, there's not one subject that I enjoy and the people I met aren't really great either, but maybe a job would feel different since I'd get paid for it and stuff.
Is this something normal that happens to anyone about 5 years through their studies? Should I still continue and try to get a degree? (I would get a minor degree thing in about 2 years if I go on and the Engineer one many years later). Considering everyone says I.T. is a good career and all.
Or is it really important to actually study what you like no matter what?
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>Is this feeling normal.
Yes. For a couple of reasons. A) You've been doing it for 5 years now, you're feeling burnt out. B) At 5 years, I imagine you're almost done with school, so it's quite possible you're just feeling anxiety because you're about to commit to your career and enter the real world.
Both are completely normal feelings. The best you can do is just take a step back to put things into perspective. Is this something you enjoy? I know you mentioned having a passion for graphic design and psychology, but honestly, those are just one step above art degrees. There really isn't any stability/money in those fields unless you're REALLY lucky. That's something to consider. When you're having moments like thiis you need to look forward 5-10 years and envision where you will be.
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>>16864613
Thanks
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I think you should finish and try working in IT. There is a big difference between learning the skill and doing the job.
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Ok, I know it sounds weird but I'm serious about this.
When I sleep, and I have an exotic dream, I always get a tingling, pleasurable sensation in my groin, specifically around the scrotum and the perineum. It feels like someone is caressing and stroking the area, and it tickles, and it's a strong enough feeling to make me wake up, which sucks when I'm having a really nice dream.
All I want to know is if this is a normal thing, and why it even happens. Anyone have any clue?
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>>16864599
>exotic dream
Erotic*. You know, a fuck dream..
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You have schizophrenia.
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>>16864604
This. See a doctor right away