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As a guy are you able to have several levels of satisfactory orgasms?
When having sex, or fapping I can have meh orgasms. Where I think by myself: 'it probably wouldn't have mattered if I came or didnt come anyway'.
But every once in a while, depending on how I feel mentally, I can reach real hard orgasms which zing for a longer time. One last week was so good, that I actually punched the shower wall really hard afterwards, almost breaking my knuckle.
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>>16907045
You have to stop masturbating to get those amazing ones. Or ejaculate into a vagina. Nothing feels as good as being balls deep and ejaculating.
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>>16907045
99% of it for me is the buildup. If I just toss one off quick, it's lame.
If I edge for a while to some good prons, or if I go nice and slow with her (eat her out, rub her ass, pump her gently for a good long time) that's when you achieve
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>>16907050
I almost fap daily. I've also gone without fapping for more than two weeks, because I wasn't in the mood and still ended up with a meh orgasm.
For me it doesn't seem to matter either, wether im in balls deep or not.
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I just heard from my sister that one of our close friends' dad passed away, funeral will be held tomorrow.
This is seriously heavy for me and I can't even begin to imagine how hard it must be for him.
I'm not really big on showing emotional support to others. At those times I'm not sure what to say and how to act (even if I really want to show support), and this is a very delicate matter to top it off.
I think I should give him space, but I also want him to feel secure that we(his friends) are all there for him anytime he may need us.
How do I show him support? How do I proceed?
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>emotional support
Tell your mom to suck his dick
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>>16907025
>I also want him to feel secure that we(his friends) are all there for him anytime he may need us
literally tell him that, hug him
thats it
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>>16907042
Maybe that's just it. I just worry because I tend to look numb in this kind of situation and I don't want to give him the impression that I don't care, or make him feel like he's not being supported enough.
Also, I was just thinking:
Does going about my day like nothing happened make me heartless? I'm not even sure I can do it because I keep going back to thinking about him. This may seem silly, and were I not experiencing this right now, I'd say that dwelling on it is simply unproductive and that I have the right to happiness despite what might happen to others.
Right now though, I can only think it wouldn't make that good a friend. I'm just numb right now. I don't want to make this about me.
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Hey /adv/, what was this? 2016-03-12 13:35:21 Post No.16907018
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Hey /adv/, what was this?
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I was walking home tonight, then I felt sleepy and shut my eyes. I began to think I was at the beach and I completely forgot where I was. I opened my eyes again sleepily, realized where I was, heard children that weren't there laughing at me, realized my Ipod was off and the music was in my imagination, and then I couldn't control my movements. I just kept walking on and on. I couldn't talk or look around or scream. I couldn't figure out where I was either, I kept making wild guesses. I was terrified that someone would find me like this and think I'm on drugs. Before I knew it, I was home.
What the fuck happened to me?
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Secret government mind control
Jk you were probably dreaming
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>>16907018
Amazing chance you were abducted by aliens...
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How do I get people to watch a specific video? Need this video to get a shit ton of views for finals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IkLdfK5dFc&feature=youtu.be
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>>16907009
1: Post an annotation at the end of the video that loads that video again. Gets a second view.
2: Make a playlist, start up every computer you own and set the playlist to play. Basically repeating the video.
IF you know how to code, write one to press 'F5' every 5 seconds or so.
Else, try setting in the options for the playlist (mentioned above) to play the video from 0:00 to 0:02.
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>>16907009
Pipili pupilo quiquili cutalo
You got my view
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Help. Girlfriend of 3,5 years just said no when I proposed her. I have no idea what to do now?
We have been together 3,5 years and around one year we talked about getting married some time and we decided we are really serious about this, so that we would get married in future. Now I feel the time is right, but I dont know what to do anymore because she rejected my proposal. I'm compeltely broken and have no idea what to do next. I really love her and want to marry her but I don't know If i can even continue this relationship after she said no to me.
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well, what reason did she give you for the rejection?
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>>16907007
And do you think you're entitled to her saying yes? What does it fucking matter if she gets engaged to you now or in 5 years? You're together either way. You're letting a manmade concept fuck with your head and it's going to split you apart, good work nigga
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>>16907007
it's ok op
3,5 years it's not so long of a time
the relationship is over though
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Despite having practically zero experience working behind a bar. I somehow landed a trial shift tonight working at an irish bar in a super busy tourist district. Any tips on how not to fuck up?
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>>16906973
Don't be afraid to ask for help if you don't know what the hell you're doing. Keep the counter clean, look out for people trying to get your attention, don't spread yourself too thin and don't drink on the job. Too much.
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>>16906973
>practically zero experience
How much theoretical experience do you have?
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How much experience does pouring drinks take??
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Hey /adv/, it feels like I'm constantly being pulled in different directions from everyone. I have a hard time just being happy going my own way, because no matter what I do, someone will disapprove.
For example, I want to play video games and I'm 25, but most people I know look very negatively at that. I have crushes on people that i feel like i know what they want, but then I'm suddenly pulled in that direction and don't know how to be myself.
No matter what I do, I second guess myself and feel a sense of shame knowing such-and-such person in my life thinks that it's lame. I can't just be me. I don't know what to do. It leads to me just not doing anything at all or relentlessly chasing after other peoples' expectations, which change at a whim.
How do I just be myself?
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>>16906953
it a tough one, but you just gotta not care what others think...i know i know.....easier said than done! but it's still true senpai
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>>16906953
>I want to play vidya
>my friends don't like it
Don't play it around them, and don't strike up a conversation about it with them. Otherwise they can fuck off.
>I don't know how to be myself
Get a pen and paper and write down who you are and what that means.
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>>16906953
Find people you can relate to and build a connection.
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What does it mean if she spends hours with me during week when we're both at uni but hardly text me when we go home at weekends? Just this wednesday we went to see Saul's son and headed to our fav bar, we stayed there until 6 a.m., she told me she could never managed to stay with anyone else this long. We had fun and laughs as always when we go somewhere but the thing that she rarely text me back is weird. When we at uni and I text her asking if she wanna go out for a cig she always says yes.
I'm confused.
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Some people aren't big texters and would rather talk in person
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>watching Saul's son with a cutie
I'm jelly
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>>16906943
What you got in that tank? Is that a sword plant? Your girl is home with her friends and family, don't sweat it, but I need to know about your set up back there...
Whats the most effective way of killing myself?
Please help
;)
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>>16906898
Old age. 100% lethal.
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>>16906905
This. Just sit perfectly still and wait.
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Heroin overdose?
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How do I get away from my dad? 2016-03-12 12:03:49 Post No.16906850
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How do I get away from my dad?
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My dad is on vacation, so he decided to come to my place (I live in a foreign country.) I haven't been able to go out with my friends because I don't want him thinking I'm some wild kid coming back late at night, also I don't want to bother him by coming back late (1 room studio, so I would wake him up.)
But I want to go out with my buddies, and I am being cockblocked by him being here. He's been here for almost a week, and he is staying for one more. I want to be a good son, and I want to spend time with him, but it is really hurting me socially.
What do I do?
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>>16906850
Wait a week you ungrateful piece of shit.
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Let your pops meet your friends for lunch, dinner or something else. First you'll show your friends you have a father and care about the guy, second and more important, you will show your father you are proud of him and want him in your life for the time he's there. Don't know how old he is, but I doubt it would kill your social life to get your pops to have a few drinks with your friends.
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>>16906918
My dad is the kind of guy who belongs on /r9k/ isn't big on drinking and stuff.
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when should I call her after a first date? we already talked about meeting up next week I just don't know when to call her to talk about the time and place
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Day before you want to go out with her.
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>>16906825
so calling her a few days in advance is a no go? I had the date yesterday and thought about calling her today to set up a date for wednesday.
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I applied for a language trip to Spain that is organised by my uni. Is it a good idea to say that the reason why I chose to learn Spanish is because I have a Spanish friend during the interview? Tbh I only picked Spanish as it is a lingua franca, I like how "romantic" it sounds, and I have a friend who can teach me Spanish. I don't even know how to answer the question why I thin Spain (and other Hispanic countries) are culturally or historically interesting because I don't, but surely I can't say that in an interview
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Bump
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>>16906747
>Tbh I only picked Spanish as it is a lingua franca, I like how "romantic" it sounds, and I have a friend who can teach me Spanish.
that should be the answer....
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>>16907043
That sounds bad though
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So I got hit by a cab at work, did workers comp and all that jazz but my co-workers are suggesting I take legal action and sue the company. What do you guys think? I'm not hurt at all, but I do have soreness from the accident. Any anons have a similar situation?
>mfw I was hit by the cab
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>>16906680
Consult with a personal injury attorney. Many do free consultations over the phone. There's a big window of time for these things. Follow up with your PT x's and don't burn any bridges until you're sure you have to.
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>>16906717
Will do anon, thanks for your input. What do you mean by PT x's though? Not quite sure what that means
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I fell on the concrete floor right in front of the DMV main entrance door. The concrete was raised and I tripped over... Friend said I had no case because it wasn't in the building.
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Would getting drunk and telling a girl how I feel about her be a mistake? I'll be out with friends so I get an excuse if she denies me, but those will still be my true feelings. We've been friends for a while but I want her to know I don't want to be just friends who happen to hang out every once in a while.
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>>16906678
Yes. You cant play it off as drunk. Do it sober so that she will try to talk to you about it.
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Maybe. I confessed to my crush when drunk and turns out he feels the same way about me. If you're thinking of doing it while you're sober, just do it while you're sober so you might not embarass yourself. Just do it!
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Doing it sober is terrifying though. I mean she's way out of my league and we've only hung out once but we talk every day and see each other in between college classes sometimes. I just don't want to seem weird or like I'm coming on way too strong
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>friend comes out the closet
>kick him out the circle
>family is religious so they shun him
>he moves away and no one hears from him
Its been a few years but it seems like he wants to try and reconnect. But Im ignoring his attempts right now. Thoughts
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You friend deserves better friends than he had in the past.
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>>16906657
I think he is alone with cancer right now. Just based off context clues though. Not 100% certain so its just a theory we have.
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I think it's more gay to ostracise him over fucking nothing than it is to suck 10 black dicks
Tell me OP, how does african cum taste like?