End me

>>16906898
Old age. 100% lethal.

>>16906905
This. Just sit perfectly still and wait.

Heroin overdose?

Try to make it easy to clean up so not to disturb society so much with your exit.

bullet to the head has by far the highest success rate of all suicide methods, prescription drug overdose has the lowest

>>16907277
paramedics will just give you narcan and you'll be good as new

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become a buddhist and realize that "killing yourself" is just an express ticket to another shitty life and that you have to strive hard to earn your extinction.

dead serious. suicide is absolutely futile. enjoy your next body of suffering if you do it. nothing will be better.

>>16906898
If you're here asking what the best way to do it is then you don't want to do it bad enough.

Either blow your brains out or get over yourself.

>>16906898
Go to /b/. You'll get better answers

eat the equivalent of one stick of butter a day.

>>16907488
That's pretty fucking brutal.

Best friend killed herself last year. It fucking sucked. Suicide isn't victimless. It hurts everyone you know, and it spreads like cancer. Life is a horrible, sometimes evil mess. But will also be beautiful and filled with love. You owe it to yourself and everyone else to soldier on.

>>16906898
Just a few days ago, a dude around here climbed into his tree stand, tied a rope around his neck, and shot himself. Sounds like a pretty fail proof method to me.

>>16907590
Talk about making sure you do the job right. And here I was thinking of jumping off of a building while shooting myself.