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I'm ugly and depressed.
Why shouldn't I go live in a in Thailand, get drunk everyday, and fuck cheap prostitutes?
Improving yourself is a meme, I'm convinced.
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Go for it. If that's what you want, who's to tell you not to? It's your life.
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>>16905375
I kinda want a devils advocate.
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>>16905382
Sounds like you are already advocating the devil's position
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How do I get guys in vidya to buy me skins and knives? I'm a girl.
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Its not that hard just flirt with them. Same way we get free drinks at the bar.
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>pick a name that makes it clear that you are girl
>accept all friend requests
>???
>profit
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show em your tits
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/Adv/ I have an infection but don't want to deal with going to the doctors, so I thought of an idea.
If I leave a bunch of bread to get moldy and eat the bread, would the penicillin cure me? I could keep it up for a week or so as a test run to avoid needing medication.
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>>16905331
Just go to the doctor. Doing it like that will only get you sick, what it sounds like you're trying to do is play scientist, and all that's going to do is make it worse.
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>>16905331
...that's a man.
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You have no idea if the mold is actually penicillin. Just suck it up and go to the doctor.
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Goodnight /adv/
Please pray for my eternal soul!
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why does that picture keep geting posted and who is that girl
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>>16905323
Please tell me you're killing yourself.
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>>16905332
That's actress Elle fanning sister of Dakota gaming
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What does it mean when a man is nice to everyone except for his office assistant? I'm male as well btw
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>>16905322
He's worked out that you're the bottom rung.
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>>16905322 he wants to get dicked hard in the arse that's what it means and is fighting the urge by neglecting your existence
Amirite?
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>>16905322 and you're prolly a big fat faggot too so you too can go hold hands
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>be ugly
>wonder what's the point of any action I take
What do? Should I give up, wait until I'm 50, and marry a Thai prostitute?
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>>16905314
why wait?
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>>16905316
I don't know.
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things ill never get to do
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Hello /adv/
Do you think it is inappropriate to ask the same person out twice if they said no the first time?
A bit of context, the girl I asked out liked another guy when I asked her out so obviously she said no. Month or so onward, she's moved on from him after realising that she doesn't like him as much as she thought. Pretty sure she doesn't like someone else as of now, but is it just time for me to move on too, or is it alright to try again after one no?
Pic unrelated. Its a taco.
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>>16905276
no. do it once then never again. i've gone down the road you have many times and it's never gone well
fire and forget, lad
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Drop it like its hot.
If you are consciously overreading her actions, doubly-so.
If she liked you, or even though about you, you would have known immediately. And no, staring at someone you might recognize does not indicate interest.
Have some dignity.
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>>16905303
This. If a woman is interested in you, she will make it known obviously and awkwardly.
I'm currently a freshman in college working on a Polisci degree. However, I have extensive programming skills and knowledge and could probably get hired as an entry level programmer without any degree. I'm good at polisci, though, too, and have won several awards in polisci related competitions.
I don't really want to spend my life as a code monkey. I'm just too intelligent and my social skills are far too great for me to waste away in that manner. So do I stick with polisci, or should I go for the money with programming? Maybe try a startup or something and utilize my people skills along with the programming skills?
>inb4 namecalling because I'm not a self-loathing twat and I understand that I have useful talents
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>>16905273
>do i want money now, or more money later?
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Last monday I received a mail where I was told I was selected to perform a technical test next monday. So, I basically had seven days to study all of my stuff. The topics?
>Calculus I and II (differential and integral calculus)
>Probability
>Elementary differential equations
>Linear algebra
>Classic real analysis
On monday I tried to schedule what I'd study each day. That got thrown out of the window - I overextended probability for three days, especially because it was lengthy and I couldn't wrap my head around some subjects (for the record I did study all of that, but I haven't really used most of these since I passed the classes, which I did several years ago).
I'm basically trying to review everything, and friday is almost over and I don't know what to do. I'm down with probability and calculus, but I feel this is a huge task for me to undertake and I really want to enter this workplace. I'm reading differential equations and trying to wrap all the formulas and such and I'm afraid I will never be able to remember everything.
What can I do in such cases? Any advice before next monday?
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>>16905272
I'd love to help you anon, but mathematics was never my strong suit. History was my love in school.
So here's a bump to see if there's anyone willing to help you, that can help you.
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>>16905408
Thank you. I'm just trying to get some help on technical tests regarding this level of math, or how to cope with such low deadlines.
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Sounds like you don't have much of a chance, but you'll learn better by doing than by reading. Find practice problems wherever you can (not hard to find, especially on uni math dept websites) and fumble your way through them.
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NSA fag here. How can I deactivate North Korea's nuclear missles?
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>>16905223
Use an EMP
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All of the women who have had a crush on me in the past (fucking hell it feels childish to say 'crush') have been fucking horrendous pieces of dogshit, at least in one or many obvious aspect. Not saying I'm perfect, but how come the unshowered Jimmithy McFaggotscum over there gets the cute girl, when all I get coming to me is the bottom of the damn barrel? Every time, every damn time. Women really have no idea how hard getting a mate as a man is. For some it's not hard; but for all, it is a chance of luck.
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And nobody gives a fuck.
YOU are the horrendous piece of dogshit, bitch.
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>>16905121
>but how come the unshowered Jimmithy McFaggotscum over there gets the cute girl, when all I get coming to me is the bottom of the damn barrel?
Maybe that's what's in your league.
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>>16905121
Ah, another
>It's not my fault women don't like me
>stuck up cunts
>Meme noises
>I'm shifting the blame to everyone but me
Threads
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what do i have to say to a girl so they let me stick my dick in her vagina
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>>16905113
Cash or Wire
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Sup bitch wit yo slim thick ass lookin like Beyoncé and shit gonna suck this dick ho cause imma slap yo titties back to Africa if you don't nigga say I wont say I won't yeah thas right nigga ho ass trick
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>>16905119
is it possible to offer ordinary girls (not protitutes) girls in exchange for sex? How many of them are willing to have sex with a stranger or someone they vaguely know in exchange for money if nobody would ever find out?
Anyone have any experiece with this?
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I have an amazing girlfriend. She's beautiful and wants the same things out of life as I do. We're currently sophomores in college. I cant seem to find anything that I really have an interest in at the school we're going to. I'd really like to do Architecture, but it doesn't offer it. Nor do I have enough money to pay for a school or to relocate to one that does. I've always wanted to join the military, and I thought about joining the Air Force. But thats 4 years of my life gone, and then 4 more for school. I'm afraid being away from her might make her distant and fall for someone else or something. Yknow? I couldn't be there for her. She assures me she'll love me forever, no matter what. And I believe her. But I've also never had a long term relationship before. I'm conflicted about what to do honestly. Do I just get a basic business degree but stay with her here? Or do I join the military and go for a career I'm actually interested in? When it comes down to it, I'd rather have her in my life than anything else. But I know I'll have to support her when we're older and want to be prepared for that.
Any advice? Thanks for all the help.
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>>16905227
bumpp
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>>16905103
>wants the same things out of life as I do. We're currently sophomores in college.
The former statement is invalidated by the latter.
My statement is supported by your statement here:
>I cant seem to find anything that I really have an interest in at the school we're going to.
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>>16905103
Do what you want to do in life. If you're meant to stay together, you'll both find ways of making it work. Tell her what you'd like to do, ask her what she needs to be happy in that situation and make the effort to give her what she needs. If she loves you then she'd want you to do what makes you happy and support you through it.
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Good countries to live? 2016-03-12 02:17:26 Post No.16905101
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My family went bust so I'm taking what money I have,packing a bag and peaceing out,I'm old enough.I know some computer programming, thats the only thing I know I can make money with,what are some good countries to live?Somewhere in Asia? Don't care if it's a non-English speaking country I'll learn on the fly there,tend to work out better for learning a language anyway.
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Scandinavia currently has the countries which rate as the best in the world, so I guess you could move there.
It's extremely hard to emigrate to any of those countries, though.
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>>16905105
Unless you're a muslim shitskin and they welcome you in and give you free shit to fuck their women
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I'm tired of being a boring quiet girl I want to be fun and loud and witty
But I don't know how. How?
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>>16905059
Start by posting your tits
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>>16905066
For once I agree with a tripfag. Just Tramp it up and go hop wild. All you have to do is act like a slut, but not be a slut.
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>>16905059
You know how to be loud. Just start fucking talking at a higher volume.
You can't really learn how to be witty. It requires being quick on your feet with whatever subject material is being thrown at you in conversation. Watching some stand-up vids on youtube may help.