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If you're a guy, no homo. Just wanna know if you guys think I have juice
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Fall down the stairs.
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>brim on hat not bent
>probably still has the tag/sticker on it
>watch on the right hand
>iphone
I could go on but I don't wanna hurt your feelings anymore.
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>>16913178
Are you sure? He DID ask for criticism, and on /adv/ mind you. Clearly, he can accept more critique.
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What do antipsychotics feel like?
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>>16913119
Salty milky sandy bags of coins.
If they're anything like SSRIs they FUCKING SUCK.
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Depends on which one. In general they make you feel really tired but there's subtle differences, Latuda gives me a pleasant sleepy feeling while seroquel gives me a irritable one for example. Also they help anxiety.
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Also beware OP, you will have insomnia after coming off antipsychotics. They give you the best sleep ever though.
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Come worship and pray with us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqANd2aw8Mc
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>>16913111
Just let me die in my sleep God.
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>>16913129
Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."
- John 14:6
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>>16913201
“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’"
- Matthew 7:21-23
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>befriend girl whos bf broke up with her because shes all sad and shit
>she wants the D now
>I just felt bad and wanted to cheer her up
>shes not faithful, a little dumb, this that and the other so no reason to date her
>dont want to hit it and quit it because thatd defeat the entire endeavor
How do I deal with this?
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>>16913108
Hit it fag
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Tell her you wete only cheering her up coz she was sad? Just tell hrr the truth, unless you want to hit that.
Hey guys usually I take to long to cum or don't cum in sex. However last night I met with a girl and only lasted 5 minutes she wasn't even that attractive but I was still attracted to her.
How do I last longer when I feel like I'm about to cum. I've actually taken longer with a 7/10 Asian Hooker.
What techniques do you guys use?
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>>16913104
Pull out.
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A lot of people are going to tell you shit like "Think of baseball or the Queen".
The answer is if you're about to cum, change positions, eat her out for a bit, or find something else to do until you cool off.
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>>16913114
>The answer is if you're about to cum, change positions, eat her out for a bit, or find something else to do until you cool off.
This! If you're about to cum and want to last for longer, stop! What I did was to ask her for some seconds, take a breath, and then focus on her until I was ready to keep going.
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Girl is very frigid in bed 2016-03-14 01:32:04 Post No.16913092
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So I'm seeing this virgin girl, and our slow step into a sexual relationship has been disastrous. She doesn't want to have sex yet which I respect because she wants to wait until we're in a stable relationship (currently we're temporarily long distance until 2 months), so we just fool around a bit
But she is very frigid, i'll start slowly with foreplay and she'll get wet, but then will pull my hand away at some point as I start to finger her and I'm back to square one. Then i'll give it several minutes and she'll let me touch her again, then the same thing will happen. She'll then end up putting her top back on and even wears pyjamas in bed
Some times she's got very horny (more when she's drunk) and has let go to any resistance temporarily but then she'll suddenly close up again and pull my hands away
It's fucking frustrating and feels like we're taking one step forward then 2 steps backward, it's got to the point where I quiz her about it and she just jokes about it
I never push her into doing anything she doesn't want to, and always put her at ease, but it seems so hard to get her into it and she just fights the urge, should I just not initiate anything next time - am i being overly pushy?
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>>16913092
Be more dominant about it. If you're getting in the moment and fingering her, just pull down her underwear and start eating her out or fingering her more.
If she says "no" in a very serious matter and is really trying to push you off, stop what you're doing.
If she seems into it, but a little resistant, keep going. She'll probably get into it also.
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>>16913092
You're being pushy. Talk to her about it in a non-sexual situation, ask if anything's wrong, or if she doesn't like it. It sounds like she doesn't want to do stuff with you but lets you because she feels pressured and then stops it before it goes too far. Let her take the lead because what you're doing obviously isn't working.
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>>16913118
seriously do not do this
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>month ago, coworker tells me that other coworker that I rarely ever work with (schedules don't line up) has a crush on me, but apparently she's super shy
>a week ago, ask her out on a date since our schedules finally met up
>go out for drinks, then a day later go out to see a movie
>both times were awesome, had a load of fun and we're both obviously into each other, held hands and chatted about real basic things
Here's the kick: she's fillipino and her English isn't very good, so she can't contribute much to the conversation. It's eating me up inside, because I have a blast spending time with her, and she understands enough English to keep up with what I'm saying, but she has problems expressing exactly what she wants to communicate because of the barrier. For example, she wanted to explain a movie she had watched, but had difficulty even describing the plotline. I can tell she's very intelligent by the hobbies she has, but I can't help but think that this language barrier is a total dealbreaker.
What do? should I just break it off now or hope that she'll eventually get more sophisticated/have better english prowess?
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Hang in there OP, she will get better at her English
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Watch that series of episodes of Louie where he starts dating a chick from Romania or some shit that can barely speak English.
As long as you have fun doing things, it'll be a good time. Just know communication is crucial so this isn't going anywhere.
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>>16913089
I'm more or less afraid that I'll get attached and a year down the road it'll be the same story. everything else about her screams perfect (for me) - submissive, body language, appearance, beliefs.
Expressive communication is just so dang important, idk if it's overlookable.
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Is roleplaying in chatrooms wrong? I began to today and i feel like a scumbag...
anyone else do this?
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If you have a girlfriend, yes.
It can get addictive too, so I would be careful with that also.
It is kind of a loser thing to do.
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>>16913055
Don't do it senpai. Like the previous anon said, it can get addicting. Try to interact with actual people, you'll be happier in the long run.
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>>16913080
Emphasis on long run, social interactions are a pain for me, when I can actually get someone to have a conversation face to face.
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So here's my situation.
>in college
>way too old for this shit, spent too much time dicking around
>be with gf throughout college
>she finishes years before me
>finds a job in a city thats about an hour drive away from my place
>we see each other on the weekends, if not more often if we choose to
>both hate not seeing each other as often
>agree that i will work harder and finish college quickly
>do just that
>will be done by the end of the year
>happy to move back in with her
>through some freak coincidence get the opportunity for a very decent job, in my field, right out of college
>its in another country
>No idea if or how i will be doing with this
So now i feel like i need to seize that opportunity, but i also hated being away from my honey the past years. I was so happy to see her every day again soon, but that seems crushed now. She also seems quite unhappy with this, although she does encourage me to go through with it.
Did any of you have experiences with working abroad? How did it turn out?
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What's the job and from what country to what country are you going to?
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>>16913060
From austria to the UK, job will be working for a planning office.
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How to live a cheap life?
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How cheap?
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Don't get cable tv. Waste of money.
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Take into account various aspects of your life that mean the most to you OP. Can you live without eating like a god? Buy mostly vegetables from farmer's markets and eat only meats that you cook. As far as entertainment goes, just buy a Laptop or something and Internet. Watch YouTube as much as possible, or buy Netflix at the absolute most. Mostly importantly OP, take up a cheap hobby. Get into reading or start a series, especially and older one like Dark Tower or something where all of the books are at the library. Spend $100 and learn guitar. Not only with this give you something to do, it will give you something at which to look toward.
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So im a marijuana smoker and its legal for anyone over 21 and older to use it in any way. Ive been doing it in a rented room that I pay for through my mom using SSI. With my own money I walk down and buy some and bring it back.
Now for the rented room, i signed documents saying "i wont do drugs in my room" my mom got pissed saying
"You can get kicked out for smoking weed in my room since its a drug and after all we worked for this room I feel safe to risk losing it"
Naturally I agree with her.
But here are my reasons to disagree
1. Marinuana is perfectly legal to smoke in washington state for me being over 21.
2. As of right now its more discreet for me to smoke weed in my room and blow the smoke out the window than to smoke it outside where people can see me.
3. My room is very very secluded from the house and no one has noticed for 1 month and a half of smoking every day. No one even sees the smoke I blow out the window.
4. If pot is a legal drug like ibprofin, the landlord cant legally kick me out since i am breaking no laws.
5. Landlord has to legally give me a 20 days notice before anything.
6. I pay the full rent each month on time.
7. No one comes near my room or looks in it.
So is my mom right that I can get "kicked out" if my landlord finds out? He lives in the house too but hes never come into my room to check it. Or is it impossible for me to lose my room as long as I pay for it?
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>>16913010
That's easy mode.
Just google some ways to smoke weed with no smell or as little smoke as possible. There's all kinds of ways.
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yeah you can get kicked out, although you probably wont, and he probably wouldn't care if you smoked it in the backyard. the main concern with landlords is that there will be a smell in their house, which they do NOT want. it's a risk to smoke in the house, a relatively small one, but id go outside. its not hard
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SMOKE WITH YOUR MANAGER
ITT we settle it once and for all:
What is more important in attracting women: looks or charisma/extroversion?
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>ITT we disregard personal subjectivity, and paint with the broadest brush possible
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>>16913003
>inside the mind of a white knight
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>>16912993
Wouldn't it depend on the women you're trying to attract?
Some women are into looks, some are into confidence, some are into charismatic people, some are into out going people. Most women like a mixture of things but it depends on the woman herself, you can't generalise what the whole gender wants
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>finish mandatory school
>start a course after that
>fail/quit after three months because I'm sad as fuck
>get ultra lucky and get job
>business fails after three months, neet
>start another course
>fail/quit after three months because I do not like it the least bit
>get lucky again, get job as electronic technician at motorola (I always liked it and have the skills but no studies about it but they gave me the chance)
>get fired after three weeks because apparently me and the other 20 people who joined were just hired to cover some other permanent employee's holidays
>rekt
>so rekt
>some months pass, be neet as fuck, wasting life and time
>ultra rekt, ultra sick at this point
>fuck off home country (EU shit country) bc sick of this bs
>go to aberdeen (scotland uk) with some friend who fucked off some time before me
>live with her for a while
>quickly get job at one of this shitty ass dodgy phone shop as phone repair monkey/do many other things-man for real shit money but it's either that or coming back to shit country
>get absolutely sick of it, impossible to get any other job because fucking oil (aberdeen's got oil and unless you want to flip hamburguers or be a cashier you will work in oil) prices are going shit
>send some CV's to london
>get called in the same day
>someone wants to hire me ASAP because they need people yesterday
>quit shit job (as in not coming back after payday)
>fuck off to
>L O N D O N
>O
>N
>D
>O
>N
>nail the interview, get the job
>months pass
>one of the locations get robbed
>everyone thinks that either it was me or that at least I had something to do with the fucking robbery
>get bullied to death (shit shifts, literally wrong tax code every month, etc.) by company
>quit because I'm even more depressed than before after all this shit
>have to harass the company so thay they pay all they owe me in full and get my quit paperwork done
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>come back to shit country because I need to just fucking rest after all the crazy stuff I've gone thru this year (i skipped some stuff bc that was long already, but basically I've moved 7 times in 12 months, that's how crazy it's been)
>rest for a couple months
>send cv's everywhere out of boredom/not really wanting to work here
>reject a couple jobs after finishing the interview and being offered a ridiculous, non negotiable wage
>ready to go somewhere again
>always liked Edinburgh
>want to try
>find out stuff about it, like how much accommodation is, how much living costs, etc.
>with what I have saved I can survive for at least 4 months
So right now I have several options.
1. Go to Edinburgh, find a part-time-ish (30h?) job, apply to college (Electronics NC lv 6), finish that course (that I like, but that I cannot do in my home country because we're kinda stuck in the 12th century), and then after that keep studying to get an HND in Electronic Engineering... The bad thing about this is that I am very afraid of not being able to find a job and just flushing my savings down the toilet
2. Go to London again, find any shit job, save as much as I can and try to go to college in London (which is much more expensive than Scotland) The bad thing is that I may not be able to find a job in there and that my savings will last for barely 2 months in London...
3. Be a piece of shit and cowardly stay where I am in my shit country continuing to apply to shit jobs that I don't like and that even if I liked pay shit money, and the bad thing about this is that instead of my savings I'll flush my life down the toilet..
What should I do? What would /adv/ do?
Background:
20 (21 in 7 days), male, white, straight, cis (check that privilige), love electronics, love photography but I'm not delusional enough to try to live out of that, love music (as in making music, play guitar and been in bands and shit before fleeing my country)...
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Also coldly analyzing my last three years of live I guess all the amount of failure can be pinned down to:
A: Bad luck (first employer's business failing, getting hired for like two weeks in motorola, my company in london thinking I have something to do with a robbery...)
B: And more importantly... A complete lack of any objective in life. Like there is nothing realistic I've wanted to achieve in life, since forever. At least now I know what I want to do very clearly (college) I know what I have to do and how to stay in the path, but still...
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Come to the UK it's better standard of living than your country I would assume. Go Edinburgh it's great city
How do people have such great social skills?
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>>16912959
By socializing and fixing social mistakes. It's just like developing any other skill.
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>>16912959
It just comes naturally to some people I think. I also think it's directly linked to how confident you are
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Getting Someone's Number Who You Dont Know
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Basically, there is this girl who I don't know personally, and I want to try and get her number, I don't have her for a class, and none of my friends know her, although a few of them say they have her for a class. I also dont have her on any social media, but my friends say she's really shy so I'm not even sure if she'd have one. I'm a senior in high school, and so is she. I had a thread on this earlier but it was too long, it probably 404'd. Thanks guys, any advice would be cool.
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>>16912950
Don't try to get her number immediately. Talk to her in person a few times before asking for it.