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Sexually dysfunctional 2016-03-13 20:06:58 Post No.16911924
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I becoming fed up with having strange and annoying sexual habits. I've always been attracted to girls under 11 , but I'm well over 11 now so it's not normal at all. Also I don't really get excited unless a woman or girl is being hurt severely . How can I fix this myself? Pic not related.
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Try seeing a psychiatrist or therapist
Random anons who fap to drawings aren't gonna be able to help you with your pedo and sociopathic feelings.
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>>16912028
This though.....best advice yet.
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This is not in the realm of things that are fixable, these are just manageable with a modicum of willpower, and that's exactly what any therapist would tell you.
Best thing to do is get a girlfriend, and not to get frustrated and start hating yourself or anything like that. That sort of attitude leads to acting out your fantasies out of desperation and hopelessness.
One pedo to another, there's nothing wrong with fapping it out. People will tell you indulging your fantasies jacking off will turn you into some sort of insatiable predator. These people are retards who have no clue what it's like living with a paraphilia.
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How to read a females body language?
Not sure what signals I have from this woman?
>Met her, seemed open and nice
>She complained to me in a funny way about the class, complained to me she shouldn't even be there
>Laughed at my jokes
>threw the conversation back at me, asked me if x show was good
>Told her some advice after class, she looked over at me fast and spoke kinda fast.
I want to ask her to go for a walk after the lecture so get to know her, I have HF autism so it's different for me and I'd appreciate tips.
I act confident but I can't magically gain social skills.
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If their vagina is wet then they are probably horny
That's about all you can rely on
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don't bother. be direct. ask her out. interpret what she says.
fuck all the games and shit people play.
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>>16911972
So just 'hey want to go for a walk'?
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Can someone explain l'hopitals rule to me or give me a good resource to learn it? I wasn't in class the day that it was taught, and I don't really understand the explanations that are given in the book.
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Khan Academy for all low-level school stuff.
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If you have a limit that results in an indefinite, differentiate the top and bottom separately until you don't get an indefinite
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Use Taylor approximations, L'Hospital sucks dick.
Signed,
Every physicist ever
How do I get revenge on the guy that raped my sister at a psychiatric facility? The police won't do anything about this filthy pig.
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>step 1: stop posting b8
>step 2: leave 4chan
>step 3 ...
>step 4 profit???
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Allright guys,
I was chosen to go to sweden for 4 weeks as internship (construction)
I get 1100 euros to live 4 weeks in sweden.
I will be driving there with my car, it is about 100km above stockholm.
Any swedes here who can tell me what to expect? things to be sure to take with me?
I will be arriving in sweden 9th of may.
Also would appreciate just some tips on how to do this shit, i am going with a classmate(who has been a good friend for 12 years)
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bumpinnn
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Bring a gun to defend against the polar bears.
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>>16911948
Allright got it, Anything else?
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My girlfriend broke up with me 1,5 years ago, because I was a all day weed smoking loser that raged at her because of jealousy since she started doing things while I sat at home smoking.
I thought about a lot of things since that, and since I consider her still as one outstanding gentele and lovely person I really wanna appologize to her and tell her that she didn't deserve the way I treated her during our last months. Since I'm really shitty at orally talking about this kind of stuff I would rather write a letter + she can decide wheather she wants to read it or not.
Question: Would you generally consider this as too beta/creepy?
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i'd appreciate it if i were her
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she'll appreciate it
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>>16911896
She'll like it, especially at the fact that you're actually making an effort to go out and apologize instead of just showing up one day out of the blue and saying that you want to be back together.
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> talking to qt on facebook
> she brings up her bf and how he turns thing against her and is being a piece of shit
> she finally brings up b& dance and how he wont go with her
> I get the balls and ask her out
> she logs off at 4am
> I get very tired and pass out
> wake up this morning
> get a message saying yes I will go to the dance
so what did I just do, should I feel bad?
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keep going, and try to get her if that's what you want.
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>>16911886
not really, sound like she is going to end it with her bf anyway.
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Waitering - fine dining or regular? 2016-03-13 19:35:53 Post No.16911850
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Waitering - fine dining or regular?
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I have literally no waiting experience except from what I picked up on a couple of trial shifts. I had a trial shift at a Michelin starred restaurant where it's quite formal and they said they want to hire me full time and train me from scratch. Is this something worth getting into for the experience/training? I think I might be able to make more money waiting at a casual restaurant where tips go into your pocket directly instead of being split, based on what I've calculated. Plus it'd be about 45-50 hours a week at the Michelin restaurant so it'd be a lot of work.
What would you guys recommend?
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>>16911850
If you've got the aptitude and they're willing to train you, go for it. You never know where this sort of thing will lead in a year.
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anyone else?
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You can make a good living in fine dining. You will not do as well at a casual restaurant.
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When do you get to fuck your gf? Never been in a relationship. I have a gf (19) now at 20. I have a feeling she's shy about getting to that point or something else. The biggest reason I got a girlfriend was for sex, I need to know how to approach it. Been together 3 weeks
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take her clothes off senpai
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>>16911840
I honestly think this is my problem, I might waste too much time on foreplay, next time I have her here I'll take action
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Usually, 3-5 weeks is the normal span. Also depending on things like:
>how long do you know each other
>how often do you see each other
>are you undisturbed
>is she feeling comfortable around you?
>and so on
progress slowly. What have you already done? Have you only kissed or really made out? Touched her boobs and stuff?
When do you feel the right age to have a child with a girl?
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my dad was 46
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>>16911824
depends on the person. most people are never really ready. i personally wouldn't have a kid until i was at least 30. having a kid is one of the biggest responsibilities in the world.
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When you feel like you can afford one.
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How do I get friends and become popular?
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You have to kill yourself. People will say how much they liked you and say how close they were to you. You'll get pretty polpular and people will want to be the closest person to the incident for sympathy. It'll work.
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>>16911832
I find it funny that they always 'never saw it coming' or 'they seemed like a happy person'/
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Pretty sure a book called "how to win friends and influence people" will help you, I've never read it but people on here say it's good.
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So I know I should be having a realization myself but I'm at a loss, I have been free for two days all day and I am so fucking bored, my friends are either working and the others don't want to do anything. Give me some hobby ideas I can try out and see if I actually like them
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Cooking.
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How about you get a job too?
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>>16911844
That seems like a limited thing, What I had in mind was like a nice afternoon hobby when its nice out or something. I'll give a little background
>21
>Male
>Go to the gym nightly
>Play video games after the gym with friends
>Go to college
>Have part time job
>want something to do in between those times, or on my days off.
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How to motivate myself? 2016-03-13 19:16:07 Post No.16911799
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Really apathetic these past eight months because of friends and (girlfriends) who have betrayed me. Living with a psychopath brother whose using my apathy to increase his position in the family. He's cut me off and alienated me from some friends, so here I am. All alone. Just turning up to school every now and then.
What the fuck do I do with my life... Already had a bunch of epiphanies to change but those were suppressed by my brother and some toxic friends I'm still with out of loneliness.
How do I get out of this mess?
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bump :(
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doublebump.
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triplebump.
I'm 20, go to small shit uni. My girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me in October, and I haven't even kissed a girl since.
I feel this immense pressure to get a girlfriend because I'm young and in college but I'm having trouble meeting new women. My parents even asked me if I was even interested in finding a girl still.
I've done a lot that I can. I've read a lot of seduction advice and a lot of self improvement books. I've been lifting weights for 3 months. I even tried NoFap, but I'm on day 6 and even though I feel slightly different I'm just more angry and frustrated with myself.
I don't approach women because all the times I go out I'm with friends and it's awkward to do it in front of them especially if you fail. I'm generally confident and do not present neediness but it seems like I have to try harder than most people do just to get a girl.
Considering the factors in play how bad is it that I'm in "incel mode" right now? Is there something I need to learn that I haven't already in order to get girls like everyone else does?
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It hasn't even been 6 months since you broke up with your long term girlfriend, don't worry about it for too much
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>incel mode
Jesus Christ, another made-up bullshit term
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You might need to learn how to relate to women. Just imagine if you asked a ditzy sort of girl about which qualities guys are after. You know she'll start listing off a million little things that you couldn't give two shits about, right? Well are you sure you're not the same way? Given that you've been focused solely on the needs of one particular girl for four years, are you sure that you really know what it is that girls care about?
I'm sure they admire weightlifting the same way that you admire makeup. But have you ever considered how much you really care about makeup? Whether it's something you care THAT much about despite appreciating it all the same? And the nofap stuff...I dunno, can you sniff out the estrogen levels in women? Do you think they can smell your testosterone? I'm being cheeky here and I understand that it's more about behavioral impact than anything, but I'm sure you get the point I'm making. Everyone has to try to some degree. My suggestion to you is to take a step back and think about whether you're trying in the right ways.
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>tfw i made out with some random girl at a bar
>tfw i told my gf
>tfw she wasnt even that mad once she realized i wasnt breaking up with her
>tfw she said she wants to get married and have children and she's sorry she hid that for so long
>tfw 28
what is this life
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what? you cheated and she telly you SHE's sorry?
yeah you two got issues. pls don't reproduce
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>>16911768
No it's perfect OP has the green light for future mistresses
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she is not mad because she already cheated on you
she was feeling guilty, but since you cheated on her, now she felt relived since you two are on equal terms