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Only if they are younger than 8

hijacking your thread but it's a similar question:

where can i go to get a fair assessment of my looks (as in, a rating out of 10)?

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Here are the fans

>>16911727
This looks pretty cool. Does the base of the fans has some sort of mounts/screws?

>>16911727
Pic of where you want to mount them

OP people are going to see that picture and hide your thread.

And I didn't have a middle school gf so I don't know.

>>16911711
I never had a gf in middleschool, but if i had i would have fapped to them at some point.

>>16911706
Is weed legal here you live? If not, then don't move in with him. You have observed that he has no goals, and smokes excessively. Even if you don't get in trouble for it, those are two major red flags. He's either not going to pay his part, or he'll be obnoxious to live with.

If you can afford a place by yourself, do that. If not, find roommates who share similar work ethic/lifestyle choices as you. You'll be a hell of a lot happier and less stressed out.

OP here,

well no it isnt legal but i smoke every now and then too, the thing ive also thought about is moving into a new town bc im just sick of the people ive befriended where i live and i just cant rely on any of my friends (Germany btw). I want to meet new people, i just dont know if going to the uni in the same town will do the trick

>>16911702
Now on top of this she met a guy online and is going to try out a relationship with him by going to his house for a week. This just made it even worse because now im my eyes she trusts a fucking stranger more then me, just like that my eyes were opened to what our relationship really was, and it was nowhere close to what I expected it to be. I really want to be friends with her I had such a fun time but the more I think about it and the more I open my eyes up a little, im starting to think she really isn't my friend and she was just there because of the other guy and stayed because of him.

Seen this before, been through it myself more than I care to admit. From my own experiences people will be quick to label someone a friend, when in reality it is just someone who is alittle more than an acquaintance.

Its easy too figure out who your real friends are. This isn't one of them from the sounds of it. Take it on the chin and act accordingly.

just send a final message along the lines of:

'you won't accept me for who I am, I always respected you for your gender and identity, etc. etc.', 'i have nothing more to say to you, but have yourself know during our friendship I would've helped you through any struggle' - which I reckon is true

just make her realise she's being mean and delete and block her

if she tries to get back to you, then good, otherwise protect yourself, bro

>>16911680

"C++ Primer Plus, Fifth Edition" -Stephen Prata

I didn't read it, I don't use C#, but it looks like a good book and a good programmer recommended.

The only way you will learn is by writing code. Just reading will never work.

>>16911701

I don't use C++ / use C#*

I think that a good way is taking on small projects at a time and increase their complexity as you learn more.

Both, as that is a decision of your ego.

>>16911674
It's very natural and a part of human instinct to want kids. It is going against human nature not to want them.

But then, you still fap, which is the urge to mate, which results in children, so I think you're fine. You'll probably just wake up wanting kids one day. Biological clock shenanigans.

Yes.

>>16911672
If he's a minority, he most likely is.
Expect for a bunch of the money he earns to go to his family in whatever shithole he comes from.

>wants to marry me as soon as possible
Yes, it's a greencard marriage.

>overseas
>we talk sometimes, on and off for 3 years
No, this is not what a boyfriend is.

>>16911666
If you mean a degree in those things, your only options are to be in law enforcement. So you better have dreams and aspirations to be a police officer. The only benefit a degree will get you in the police force is consideration for a promotion to detective. You're going to start at the bottom like everyone else, though. After 5+ years of excellent work, you may be considered for promotion to a rank that requires a 4 year degree.

Or, you can go to law school. Hope you're really smart and have a lot of money to get there.

If that doesn't sound like the career path you want to go down, or law enforcement isn't your dream job, then don't get a degree in it. Waste of time and money.

>>16911666
>Law enforcement
Solid career, solid middle class pay guaranteed, solid union, gnarly scarred people used to seeing the worst in humanity all day every day for friends for the rest of your life, will become jaded yourself guaranteed.

>criminal justice
Hahaha nah

>>16911662
Just use a strapon with her, problem solved

Dump her.
Straight people don't understand bisexuality in monogamy.

>>16911662
There was no logical reason to tell her that.

No, you won't get her to calm down. She's going to have to talk herself through it, because she can't wrap her mind around why the man she loves would suddenly and for no reason tell her something like that.

In the future, don't talk about that shit. Or tell the person up front so they can make a decision as to whether or not they want to date you.

For people who have not encountered a bisexual person, or who have no desire to date one, this sort of bomb being dropped on them is confusing. She's well within her right to not know what to think. She went to the immediate first thought of, "wow what the fuck why is he telling me this? he's confessing because he feels guilty. oh my god he loves penises. oh god why is this happening, what did I do?'

Which is why you don't talk about this shit when it serves absolutely no purpose.

Back off and let her figure it out.

Think of how proud your dad is of you

>>16911638
Ugh. Just go to pornhub or something and search "how to give a blowjob"

The internet is full of already written out advice on this. Use google

Go to police 1st, then the other woman will know without having to listen to you

>>16911621
>300 person lecture

Find another school. Goddamn you aren't gonna learn shit.

>>16911621
>he goes to a massive state school

top kek

>>16911646
I'm surprised they have enough people interested in philosophy to fill it

>>16911606
You shouldn't do anything with her because she has a boyfriend. Seriously dude

Don't listen to this guy >>16912040

Go get that pussy

>>16911597

My experience with fancy chairs is that if you aren't willing to drop $500, don't bother. I sit all day at work, and I have been running a $30 foldable plastic chair with no padding for the past 6 months. Then again, I sleep on the floor.