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I guess you'll have to try!

Either she is new-age insane or she was "feeling" a long dark hair on your clothes

it's likely something like a friend of hers called and said they saw you with a dark-haired girl

you neglect to mention if you were actually with a dark-haired girl, OP

>>16911589
i think she means new age insane. my ex used to do shit like this. it was so stupid. Why is it always women that are into this new age shit?

>>16911570

It's a common small-talk topic. Also, there were studies that showed that crying about something subconsciously makes you feel fulfilled, like it's not your fault you are a failure. It gives a false sense of closure.

Of course, not doing it would mean that you need actual interesting topics, and will initially make you even less likely to fit in.

And no, I am not goin g to find the studies for you, I don't remember what they were called and it would be a bitch.

>>16911564

There is absolutely no answer other than "just do it." What makes someone "just do it" and others not, no one knows. Though we do know that habits are sticky once formed.

Let's play a game right now. We turn off everything else except this thread. I will do 3 hours of productive stuff and you do 3 hours of productive stuff. I report to you, you report to me, anyone else who plays can join. Updates every 30 mins or hour.

This is a common question on here, to the point where I should compile all the answers at some point.

>>16911564
I like the gimp suit in the "what other customers viewed" section. Kek

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>>16911579
And the infection circumcision training device

>>16911529
She didn't want a relationship with a woman. She might be struggling with her sexuality, and in this case is leaning more toward men than women. Get over it. None of this has anything to do with you, and everything to do with who she wants a relationship with. It's time you learn that you're not going to win every time, and people will say/do things you wouldn't say/do, because they are different than you and there's no explaining why that's the case.

>>16911534
She's been in one with a woman before tho

>>16911538
No one gives a shit. She's probably bisexual. She's exploring her sexuality. Just because you're pretty sure you're a lesbian doesn't mean every other woman is sure of their situation.

>>16911522

If you are in the US, no one is going to check your nonexistent work history. Just make up some shit about how you stocked shelves at uncle Billy Bob's house down in Tennessee in the summers or something. Have some relative vouch for you.

If you aren't going to college, consider the military.

Join the Military

I went through a string of crappy jobs I fucked hated between 17 and 23. What's worse is that I was legitimately shit at them as well: I was a weakling, I was terrible with people, I couldn't stand the abuse from co-workers and bosses, and they were just so fucking boring.

The only way out is to move into a career where employers won't treat you like complete dogshit for no logical reason.

It will be weird the first time you work in an office and no one is calling you a piece of shit, workload is easy, and you finish on time every day.

That's not much in the ways of advice because I can't tell you what job you want and how to get it based on nothing. But my point is: shit jobs are shit and they're never going to be not shit.

So don't waste your time. You don't have to wait to get a job where you get a basic amount of respect either.

>>16911482
Giggles when a guy looks and talks to you. Go places where guys hang out. Shit in the back and giggle when they try to hit on you.

>>16911482

That ho thick tho, dammm.

Yo, you gots some opions gurl. You can just be one of dem basic bitches and be goin to dem clubs n shit with yo bitches, and some of dem real niggas be coming up all in yo grill like eyyy gurll.

Den you got dem gym options, and everybody be looking at yo ass n shit and den you just say hi and dey yours.

Unless u ugly n shit. Den get dat datin site profile and get de, secondhand goods, know wut I am sayin.

>>16911485
>Shit in the back and giggle when they try to hit on you
zoozles

>>16911480
Bait!

>>16911480

DONKEYYY PUNCHHH

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>>16911480

>>16911449
step 1. Stop watching porn.
Fap as much as you like to you imagination. But do not watch porn. Also try to make it mostly your imagination and not you remember porn.
Step 2. No fap for a whole month.
A whole fucking month. When no fap and no pornographic media you are going to be incredibly horny so even a pair of boobies will set you off.
step 3. fap to said pair of boobies. I recommend katee owen. Just stare and fap away. You male instincts will kick in.
step 4. quit porn all together and no fap for a week once a month
You will realize theres only a limited number of katee owen videos out there and will search for more. This is how you fall back into the trap. You have to honestly let go

google katee owen on spankbang

>>16911460
>fall back into the trap
god dammit anon but thanks, I'll give what you said a try.

Just trying to lose weight get used to my new psych meds and maintain a daily schedule while living in a hectic household while training for a new job that starts tomorrow.

Oh fuck me man.

I have faith bro. Do it to it

>>16911446
That is almost positively mold. It's impossible to tell whether or not it's dangerous from a JPG on the Internet, so if you're concerned, you should call in a specialist to take care of it. Cleaning it yourself is probably a bad idea because if you don't know what you're doing you'll send mold spores all over the fucking place and that could lead to an even bigger problem, most likely.

Look into dehumidifiers.

I'm not sure if your bodily fungus problem is related, but it could be. Buy medicine for it or go to a dermatologist. If it hasn't cleared up, you should probably warn your partner or let them know that you can't make it.

>>16911446
Looks like black mold. Better call a pro to eradicate it. That shit is dangerous.

>>16911951
>>16912675
This may be a long shot question but if im gonna be moving out, am I going to take the mold with me IF my bodily fungus is related to the mold?

Also, what would be the quickest way to heal from a fungi infection? I used creams for a few weeks but it returned. Seems that there could be a connection between the mold and the body fungi

>>16911435
Online dating (paid sites are better, free shit like OKCupid are worthless)

On the job (don't date a direct coworker, but someone who works in another department is okay, as long as there isn't a policy against it)

Social events/gatherings in your city. It's spring/summer soon, there will be no shortage of opportunities to get out.

Make sure you like every single post so she knows how desperate you are.
I'm actually watching this same scenario happen on fb , and it's pretty hilarious. ( liking every idiotic, unoriginal post she shares hoping to be dick # 5 or 6 for the month)
Just ask her out. Don't be the pathetic one.

>>16911520
It's strange though, like the amount of times she posts some shit like 'someone talk :)' or 'feeling alone' is unreal.
But like yeah I want to do that. Is it best to break the ice with a 'hey hows it going?' or should I literally just send one message asking her out for a drink?
Christ I feel like I have severe autism but I don't I promise.

>>16911543
I'd start more platonic with a hey how are you/ what's up? and feel it out from there. Straight asking her out will probably not go over. Idk the details of how you know her and all that though.

>>16911416
No. Have you not read the million posts about this?

Should we stop talking then?

>>16911387
Stop being a faggot. Its really not that hard.

You shouldn't hate yourself for this. You are lovely and you need a partner. People have needs and that's normal. Just learn to express them well so you become appealing to others.

>>16911395
Lonely

>>16911365
>I didnt use a condom
Shes going to find out who you are no matter what... You are an idiot. Tell her to go get plan b now and take it and then use a fucking condom.
Do you really think a number is the only way shes going to find you?

>>16911401
Ya I figure as much. I want to tell her to get plan b but it's not like I can force her. And she may say she is on BC but could be lying.

I'm a dumb fuck.