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I hardly seem to be able to cum while with a girl. I used to enjoy my sex life, hooking with different girls at bars or Craigslist and now on Tinder. I can't wait to get them undressed but I'm just not into it once we start.
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Yeah honestly I think I'm at that exact same point. So you're not alone there. I would say it's mostly related to the fact that I have a hard time making emotional connections anymore and maybe I'm looking for that genuine emotional connection with someone before I can honestly enjoy my sex life again. The same may go for you
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>>16939084

I had a sweet nerdy girlfriend who was really into and I ended up putting up a wall, one argument and just like that we split up. I ignored her attempts to contact me. I didn't want joyless sex with her so I go fucking around and still it's very rare I enjoy it enough to finish.
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>>16939037
Sounds to me like you're no longer looking for casual sex I think you're ready to find real love

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i killed someone and now i dont know how to dispose the body?
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lol yeah right
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>>16939036
Nice bait, made me reply. 2/10
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i dont know what to do

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(not native English speaking here)
My close friends don't have money, an income, a car and they are generally unsuccessful.
I'm more often annoyed when they tell me stories and stuff they gonna do. Am i like them, in a way? Do i have the wrong friends? Is it okay to think like that, or should the question alone show me, that there's something wrong?
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I am 24 years old and own a two-story house, have a lot of money and never worked a day in my life. My best friend lives in the poorest neighbourhood in my city and works with welding for, sometimes, minimum wage.

I could not ask for a better friend. Friendship is beyond that, if you are not shallow.
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>>16939045
inheritance?
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>>16939060
Parents who teach me home economy, years of saving allowance and self-control, which failed a few times. I write "Protect me from what I want" on every single thing I own that can be written on.

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Hey Mr. /adv/, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie roll center of a Tootsie pop?
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>>16938963
Three.
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about 350
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>>16938963
One and a bite.

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What are some differences in symptoms? I've read they are pretty similar and I can't go to the doctor yet. So I was wondering if there's a way to narrow down which I might have. There is one thing that makes me think I have bv. My symptoms started showing within 2 days of having sex. Compared to trich which has a incubation period of 5-28 days.
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>>16938928
Go. To. The. Fucking. Doctor.
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>>16938928
There's really no way to tell besides a doctors test. A lot of the time you can have any kind of vaginal bacterial infection with absolutely no symptoms.
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In the UK you can buy self test kits for that kind of thing, I think
Saw them in tesco, even

I'd recommend the doctor obviously, too

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So I don't understand what I am doing wrong. I have changed so much in the year since I joined the army. I am a LOT confident in myself, I am easy to talk to, I care about everyone I talk to. I make a good salary, I got a car, I respond to every message received, and I have a good humour. Why the hell do people distance from me? And why does nobody ever like me enough to start a relationship? Any advice on these matters would be great, especially with making new friends. Thanks!
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>>16938920
It's only been a year dude.
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>>16938920
>the year
give your social life some more time to chatch up op.
is this you in the pic? you are very handsome. i'm sure you will find a beautiful girl to bear you healthy sons.
as for friends, i assume the army is a good place to form new bonds? do you have freidns at home from school and childhood?
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>>16938920
I don't fucking know, all you've done is post a picture of yourself and list off good things about you. It's a useless OP.

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Should I call my dad who I haven't talked to in 5 years? He's tried to contact me a few times since then but the main reason I don't is because I don't want to hear him cry. He can be very emotional, and I just don't want to deal with it. Has anybody here been through anything like this?
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What happened so you don't talk to eachother anymore?
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>>16938861
Honestly, idk, he lived not too far away from me for a while and then he moved and didn't contact me for like 2 years. Then on my 18th birthday I got an email from him... Then 2 years after that he found me on fb and I just haven't wanted to talk to him. It's weird
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>>16938891
I wish I could help you better with this; this is quite sensible. He probably wants to spend quality time with you.

Was it divorce, he ran away?

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I was taken advantage of multiple times by multiple people when I was younger; which left me pretty "odd"
As an example I can't get into romantic relations with anyone as my romantic feelings towards them quash themselves rather quickly. And most of the time these things happen I just can't feel the urge to continue to pursue it.

How do I heal myself of these festering wounds? I feel like it's a trust issue more than anything.
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Stop giving a fuck and trusting people more?
>which is pretty unadviseable because no woman on earth is trustable
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Learn to separate love and fucking. Pick one and act accordingly to achieve your goals.
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>>16938762
But I don't really want to achieve either of those things about midway through the route.
Both of those things open up an avenue for people to hurt. I don't want to keep running from people because this makes me feel less than human.
No one I talk to feels like me nor can I really understand them. They all seem... two dimensional. Pardon the cliché.

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How do you know if you're attractive as a guy?

I read that most guys would rate themselves 7/10, but obviously this isn't the case.
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Fastest way to find out is to dump a pic of yourself here or on /soc/ and get rated.
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Have sex with someone
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>>16938786
I don't have the cojones to put my face on this website.

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Alright, let me put some information down for the sake of context.

>middle class 3rd worlders, ie. equivalent poor 1st worlders
>sister is supposed to be doing her 6th and last year of secondary school this year
>mom and dad have been paying a massive sum of money since last year for her to go on her end-of-school trip with the rest of her classmates
>sister has a boyfriend, they've been together 3 years, and he's a good kid
>my sister just turned 18, is now a legal adult, and as such the school doesn't report anything to our parents anymore

I just got a message from her boyfriend. A friend came clean and told him that she's been hiding from both him and our family that she repeated and is going to have to do 5th grade again, not the final 6th grade as she should. Before you all ask, it's 100% confirmed, no mistake. He's tearing her a new asshole over the phone right now, because she doesn't want to come clean. Thing is, her boyfriend knows my parents aren't going to take his word over hers (for various reasons, and from my point of view he's completely right), and he really, really doesn't want to lose my sister over this.

I can imagine my parent's reaction after finding out, especially since they've been working ridiculous overtime to pay for that 10-day-long graduation trip that comes out to about a month's wage. It's absolutely terrible. I imagine the reaction of them finding out after the trip, knowing that she deceived them for multiple months, to be a billion times worse. I want her to not have to suffer so terribly for her stupidity.

My problem lies here. Normally, I would do what's best for her even though she'll hate me for it, and spill the beans. But my sister has some triple-S-grade dirt on me, and I'm worried that in her spite, she'll give my parents the dirt on me. Please don't ask further about that dirt.

What can I do?
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What does she have over you?
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>>16938713
She's going to have to tell them eventually. It's inevitable. She's just avoiding it because she knows it will be unpleasant for her.

I'd talk to her and try and convince her that it would be best for this to come from her, no matter how telling them herself will make her feel, and if she still can't tell them after that, tell them yourself.

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Everyone in 4CHAN please hear me out.
The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one.
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>>>/livejournal/
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>>16938707
Moles are awesome.
I wish I was a molester.
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Explain?
You going to prison?
Either way don't go back there and live with it.

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Hey guys, just spotted these two zits right in between my shaft and sack. Probably was a silly thing to do and try to pop one of it. Kinda looks like normal zits to me, but just wanna make sure. I've been on a dry spell for a good five months now and even then it was protected.
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>>16938694
Don't worry, OP, they're probably just ingrown hairs. My boyfriend gets those on his balls too. It's pretty normal.
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Ah right, cheers me dears.
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>>16938824
this

I have a shitty skin and I have those from time to time
these and cyst are pretty frequent no worries

herpes doesn't feel like a bump, more like a crater from my understanding

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Which board is for interior design?
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none. /fa/ has some threads sometimes but they just post the same pics over and over again. what would you like to discuss? or just share nice pics?
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>>16938708
I'll be moving to my own place soon and wanted to read up on how to make it nice.
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>>16938708
this. you might be able to make an ID thread fit on /diy/ if you're doing your own remodeling. if just posting pics, you could probably make a thread on /b/ and some people would contribute.

also, not gonna lie, I came to this thread fully expecting some smart aleck to refer you to /lgbt/.

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how do i cope with the fact that i never mattered to anyone and that i will die a hkv
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By not making your life about finding someone to kiss or have sex with.

There's still time anon, hang in there.
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>>16938699
there is not more time, i'm 25
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Revel in it you are truly free. Take strength from it, let it nourish you and do whatever the fuck you want to do.

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I withdrew from uni about four years ago.
I'm trying to cram my first year into six months and get reinstated.
I need to write a good admission essay.
Also because I failed calculusB I'm going to have to start off as basically a freshman.
The dean helped one of my friends when he failed a course twice. But now I'm out of school so he would have to accept me and make the exception that I can retake the coursse.
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stay tuned for updates to this gripping saga.
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>>16938662
We're all on the edge of our seats.
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A pic related? I want to make sure I keep any backstory straight.

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