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>>16940005
Smoke weed and jack off.

>>16940061
It's really more of an "I'm dying for human contact and don't know where to get it from" problem.

Jacking off is something I can do pretty fast by checking out some porn, so that's not realy a problem. Weed, I wouldn't know how to get in touch with someone to score it, and on top of it there's the legality problem, not to mention it's expensive. I'm barely scraping enough money to survive so adding weed to the buy list wouldn't be good.

Where to get human contact?

It is irony that in our modern world we ask such stupid questions but it is truth.

Look for GF?
Try to do some team sport? Then hang out with them?
Play online games? Get people you meet to chat?
Go out and meet other lonely looking people? :-D
What about your former schoolmates?

Jezus this question is hard.

Masturbate to porn playing through the speakers.

>>16939998
Came here to post this.
It's the only sensible response.

Walk around naked, eat their food.

>>16939984
Stop.
Youre reading too much into vague comments
Just stop.

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>>16939984

She meant die in a fire.

>>16939984
So many ways to take this....context?

You spend 8-10 hours a day working to come into a class that shits all over you and gives no fucks about what you're saying.

Repeat 5x a week, 250 days a year. Summers are BS teacher training.

Good luck anon.

NEEEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR a teacher. I'd rather clean toilets for a living.

Two of my friends are teachers and my sister-in-law is a teacher. Two of them teach younger kids and don't really seem to complain too much about their jobs. One does sometimes but he teaches in a poor town so most of the people are ignorant and don't take care of their children so they have shitty kids. So he has to deal with shitty parents every once in awhile. The other friend teaches high school, also in a shit town, so he has to do deal shitty kids with shitty attitudes on daily basis.

So I guess from that I can assume if you teach kids in a decent part of the city/town it probably isn't that bad. You're practically a babysitter teaching incredibly basic things.

dude you basically have no idea of anything. smdh senpai.

honestly though start of with a dual core(i3 should be enough), go with whatever midrange thing nvidea or amd have shat out in the past year and just stick with a couple 1tb hdd's, 1 for main drive 1 for backup. spend the rest on a good monitor.

assuming you don't reuse anything and you live in the US of A expect to blow 5-700 dollars.

>>16939966
Video editing is gonna be the killer. You're gonna want several metric fucktons of RAM for that. Acceptable gaming can be achieved by buying the cheapest new pc in the shop and sticking a fairly cheap graphics card and half-decent CPU in it. The rest, any old shit will do just fine.

>>16939985
>dual core
I wouldn't go with anything less than quad core

>>16939941
What I do is avoid the situation at all costs. I wouldn't recommend it. Makes my life really hard

>>16940108
Yeah, I don't want to become a shut in with agoraphobia, so that won't work. Plus even days off at home alone I still get some nausea.

I get the urge to vomit too, but I don't think It's gotten to the point where it's actually happened. I usually end up in the toilet

If you have to ask, you'll never know

- Angelica

>>16939944
This

talk really really fast.

>>16939907
While you do get this energy at night, that doesn't mean you can't find the same inspiration from doing something else during the daytime, right?

Honestly? I take OTC sleeping pills. One 25mg dose does it for me

>>16939949
It's really hard because of two reasons :
Uno- I live with my familia (parents+younger sister)
They always want something from me/are loud
Duo- I'm lazy fuck. I prefer to spend days on video games or books and when the Sun Goes down i feel the urge to stop procrastinating and do something constructive.
BTW. What's "normies" sleep hour?

>keeping it to myself
The worst idea. Over time you will go off like bomb.

1) Therapist. Or anybody who you can complain to. Complaining to friends is good unless your friends are jerks too...

2) Sport. Pour all your hatred into some sport. Running, swimming, lifting, anything which isn't team sport (you would kill your teammates eventually).

3) Chill pillz. Aka drugs / medicament. This will probably worse your state.

>deep anger
>surrounded by jerks constantly
Maybe some little detail what exactly makes you think they are all jerks. I know few bad people and I don't like them but deep anger is a bit overboard.

>>16939919
Thanks. I don't mean the people are actual jerks, they are probably nice people, and the nicest I've met. It's just that I feel like keeping my anger to myself at all times and always reacting as nicely as I can (for example I developped this reflect of saying "sorry!" too much), makes me feel like the smallest bad things they do make them bad people compared to me. I feel like I should put them in their place because no one else does but the problem is they are just nice people who anger me once or twice.
For example once my friends were talking about their jobs, two of them joked in a light hearted way about how I never had a proper job and I felt like I should have told them to fuck off in all the ways I could think of but I just laughed and kept it to myself. I still feel angered because since I'm constantly trying to be nice I feel like everyone should be 100% nice to me I guess.

>>16939934
Smoke weed.

>>16939868
Research about the company's background if they do ask you about it
Dress nicely, semi-casual should be fine
Don't sound monotone so do some vocal exercises
Eye contact and smile when greeting and when you're done with the interview
Good posture

Firm handshake. Eye contact. Confidence, but not arrogance. Be straight forward about what you want and ask a question at the end.

>>16939886
>Dress nicely, semi-casual should be fine

whoa now, don't assume that.

If OP is going in for a career job out of college, he needs to put on a suit.

If this is some bullshit fast food-tier job, a collared shirt and slacks are acceptable.

OP Cont - I don't know what to do, I guess I am trying to both maintain and escalate a good acquaintanceship to friendship over a 100 mile distance with someone I already expressed romantic feelings for that were not reciprocated, making it even more awkward/fucked up. Maybe I am kind of beaten and I just need to say goodbye forever. That would be a shame though, she's so awesome, I will miss her

>>16939865
I'm conscious this is a long ass thread and it may get lost soon, so I'm thinking I have one good questionb- should I just talk to her about it? I know forced freiendships suck but maybe that is all K can do

I mean yeah, just be straight with her. Tell her that you had this crush and it's OK that she doesn't feel the same way, but besides that you think she's an awesome person and really fun to be around, and you'd just really like to be friends. Explain that you have no ulterior motive (and obviously don't ever try to pursue a relationship with her again). At the end of the day it's up to her to decide whether she believes you or not on that front, but at least you tried.

Use your browser's inspect tool to see if each of those boxes has an id property (id="something"). If they do, you can write a script in your language of choice to pull the source code of each page and cut out only the content in those elements.

This might be way over your head.

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>>16939883
I'm a med student only, anon. I suck at this stuff.

>>16939883

Tell her what you told us. If you're not at the point in your life where you want to settle down probably leave

>>16939822
I'm afraid to have this conversation with her to be honest

I'm not even sure about my own feelings....

This all relationship thingy is scary to me

>>16939817
You got into a relationship because you thought sharing your life with someone would make you happier, no? Well, if you were happier prior to the relationship then it seems pretty obvious what to do.

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If you aren't asking for advice then fuck off back to /b/

>>16939775
"the pleasure of being cummed inside"

Hi. I actually speak Vietnamese.

It says that ''She secretly thinks about Big Black Cocks every day and night''

I am sorry anon...

I think it says, "Everybody was Kung fu fighting"